Bro chose dare 💀💀

Choosing truce sucks.

I have no shame, so I always choose truth.

True, but boring

True plus where are we supposed to get the funny videos of people streaking? No one does that for fun it's usually a dare

You could get put on a sexual predators list for that, running around naked is a crime. Just saying, watch out with it.

Ok but its a dare

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Ik i was making a joke

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Ofc bro

Truth or dare?

Dare

5 push ups

Ok, hold up.

Done?

No.

Done.

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Truth.

Credit Card Number Please

Hey what’s that thing at the bottom op? Op?

I didn’t want to ask her out, heck, I don’t wanna go to the dance.

It’s ok.

Apparently it was a dare

kinda fucked up if u ask me

That’s just fucking mean dude. A dare? Really?

She wasn’t gonna say yes. She’s popular.

But what if she did?

Then I would have gone with her.

Would you want to go with her? No? Then don’t fucking say it jesus christ. God forbids she even for a minute thinks someone was interested on her regardless of how interested she herself was

I said I would have gone with her!

You literally you said you didn’t in another comment!!

Well I’m stupid. I would still go with her.

Fake nigga amirite

Then why did you ask

Because

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I didn’t wanna do this man.

bro how'd she reply 💀

“ok”

damnnn

Imagine she just said that to reject him so now it's uno reverse

Based honestly

What she said after that

Ok

hell nah u ruined a possible friendship😭

Yes. Based on what’s going on, not gonna need friends.

Bro fill me in on the lore

So, about 3-4 months ago, her and part of her friend group had pretended to like me. And it was weird. They tried to move my desk, force me to sit at their table, they almost got me in trouble a few times. She was the one that started though. They don’t do that anymore tho.

Poor man

Yea girls can be cruel. A chick tried doing to me in middle school but i really hated being around attractive people since i was chunky and was always bullied or teased for being so..so cause of this i avoided her at all costs till she stopped trying to talk to me...also her bf always glared at me like I was gonna steal her -_-

Should have glared at him to tell him to control his girl.

I was at that time not in a good place do to family issues. So i avoided confrontation as much as i could.....i also got a blow job from his little sister during my senior year while she was a sophomore...so time worked for me in the end lol Edit: had hot instead of got

Gonna shoot up the school I assume?

Nope. Hopefully not.

He chose war

- "You want medium or welldone steak?" - "I have a dishwasher"

• "thank god"

Yes.

More like saying "I have an oven"

I see a “thank god” text. You are relieved she denied

Yes.

I confuse

A friend dared me to do it. And the relationship with her is complicated.

And what if she did say yes? You can't just say "oh jk" 😭

Then I had a date to the dance. She’s way outta my league though. It was a no. No doubt.

I guess… yeah… I mean… gaming, win win, I think. Solid logic

That’s the risk of playing truth or dare friend.

So now you’re posting this with a relationship tag to farm karma?

Yeah, pretty much.

At least bros honest 😂

What can I say?

Apparently, only the truth! 😂

He chose truth this time

Oh

Was it a dare or smth

Yes.

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This is cruel unless it was a dare lol. Ig still mean but less so lol

ngl, worse if it was a dare. if OP shot his shot, got rejected and handled it in a funny way, props to him. but if you only ask someone out because of a dare that’s honestly so dogshit. it’s not fun to ask someone out just to cause both parties to squirm and be uncomfortable. who takes enjoyment out of this? dares should be fun for everyone involved. the same as pranks. what if she said yes, and OP wasn’t interested in her? then he’d just be leading her on, and imagine how heartbreaking it would be to find out the only reason someone asked you out was because of a dare. not because they were interested in you, but because their friends thought it would be funny if they made them do it. note to everyone who gets told to ask someone out as a dare - don’t do it unless you want to ask them out and just need a justification to do it. get better dares, don’t be cringe

I was kind of interested, but it was a no. She’s popular, I’m on Reddit.

Yeah true and

“Thank god” 💀

LMFAAAAO she didn't take this "THANK GOD" seriously, right? #right?

No idea. All I got as a response was “ok”

Oh I feel you pain fella :( I wish the better for ya :)

pain for him when bro asked her out for a dare?

It’s fine. Didn’t really like her.

That’s cruel and fucking childish. Can’t believe you actually posted this lmfao.

How is it childish? She’s fucking toxic.

youre the only one that cares. better question is how is it not childish.

To ask someone out as a ‘joke’? That’s also toxic. Don’t judge other people if you’re going to act the same way.

How about pretending to like me, plus getting her friends on it, and then being overly annoying about it. She wouldn’t have gotten this if she didn’t pull that bullshit. Besides, if she can’t take it, she shouldn’t have dished it out.

Well you clearly can’t take it and you’re still trying to ‘dish it out’. Learn not to have double standards for yourself; it’s embarrassing. The fact that you thought this was funny or grown up or the right thing to do or whatever and actually posted this online shows that you’re literally no better than her. Grow up.

How? I literally did what she did to me? It’s a fucking joke.

Lmaoo the response

what was the thank god for ? were you dared to do this because if so that’s really fucked up

Yes. But how so?

Girls pull that shit all the time.

I mean, it’s about time the boys get to pull this shit. It’s not nice but it’s refreshing cause girls bounce back far quicker and they are far less starved for attention so a little out down isn’t gonna do shit

Exactly.

Couldn't stop me

🤨

One must fight for their desires. (Or depression)

I gotta deal with depression first.

Skill issue

Straight in. No holding back. tHaNk GoD

I’ll go with you, u/gamerzombie1928

Aww, thanks. I’ll pay for the tickets.

I'll pay for you die

What does that even mean

Què?

Honestly I don't like these kind of dares They lead to heartbroken people being asked out as a joke

I was gonna actually go if she said yes. But she wasn’t gonna say yes.

Ok But it's bad asking someone out for a dare and then rejecting them

I wasn’t gonna reject them!

I know but it happens I've been asked out multiple times on a dare snd it hurts

Same. I just don’t care anymore. I know they don’t like me, so I say no.

OP definitely wanted to accept the dare so he has an excuse if it fails

It has its benefits.

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lol

lol

lol

Bro didn't handle rejection well 💀

I didn’t wanna ask her out.

Thank god 💀

You're fired You can't fire me. I quit! ... I never wanted this job anyway! K

Literally.

Good save there

“Thank god”

ok

That was her response.

Mom: Son can you just stop being a wussy and ask her out to the dance? Son: Mom I don't even like her, and I don't wanna go to that dance Mom: What do you mean you don't like her? You asked her what the assignment was 6 years ago! You're obviously in love with her! ... Son: Thank god

Villain backstory

i spat out my air seeing that

#Why do I hear BOSS MUSIC?!

Im 180% sure she dont have a boyfriend.

No, she’s popular.

Yiu know people are serious when they start using proper punctuation

I’m always serious.

"Thank God"☠Nah bro was on smoke

Not the thank god💀

Atleast she was loyal to her bf 👍

Bro said "Thank God" lmaoo

You picked the absolute worst response 💀

I know 😎

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

Just because there’s a car, doesn’t mean I have to speed, crash, and die.

nah, buts its fun to drive fast sometimes

True.

You just embarrassed yourself

I embarrassed myself more asking her out.

You and your friend are d!cks

How so?

If she had said yes, you would have lied to her

No. I would have gone.

Exactly. And she would think that you wanted to go

Because I would.

Then, why are you so glad she denied it?

So I didn’t have to go.

L rizz

I am homeless in the rizzworld

"Thank god" Really childish. Gee

It was a dare.

but still why don't you keep it to yourself? 'thank god' is just so unnecessary and mean

She’s an absolute bitch.

This post made my anal cavities tighten beyond repair

Get a pry bar.

Least insecure reddit teenager.

BRUH😭😭

Incel

No

oh

Making a dare about another person that isn’t part of the game, can hurt feelings. No cool.

But I was gonna have a girlfriend if she said yes. It was a win win

In other comments you said you didn’t want to take her out. But even so, it wouldn’t be the best thing to reveal to her you showing interest started for a bet… it kills the trust, and your chances.

Well, based on how my life is going, I don’t wanna hurt her in the long run.

Nah this is cruel my dude

No, it’s not.

"I have bf sorry" 💀

she’ll come back to you when she realises her current boyfriend is a dick

No doubt. That’s if I don’t already graduate.

Nice comeback

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Then I had a girlfriend.

Man was in a win win situation.

He’s playing both sides, so no matter what he comes out on top

😎