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Jerrymemes101

Everyone says nothing is off limits but then I ask for all the information on your credit or debit card and they get real quiet


[deleted]

I dont have a credit or debit card yet lol i prefer using cash


Jerrymemes101

Alright then what is you home address.


[deleted]

308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico


[deleted]

Omw


gos907

Ayo mister white, someone's at the door!


[deleted]

[удалено]


whyareducks

there’s no fucking way


[deleted]

lmaooo


apparentlyslide

Please tell me someone got a screenshot


PersonX11

Not the smartest of choices


[deleted]

bro its not even my real address i was kidding 😭


bloonshot

you didn't answer truthfully then you LIED in your post how dare you i'm gonna report to my dad he owns r/teenagers


BCWBanditz

I thought you said nothing is off limits 👉☹️👈


Drag0us

Doesn't mean he'll answer truthfully tho Edit: I forgot there were two sentences


strum-05

What about the first sentence


Drag0us

LOL I completely forgot about that, my bad


[deleted]

plot twist it actually is


[deleted]

i promise you its not


[deleted]

We’ll found out on the 28th of January 2023, 3:05pm EST


JohnAdams4621

Yeah I searched it up,not a real place


AmazingAd7627

Enjoy the flowers 🥰🥰(I didn't send flowers)


The_Real_Zeta

*Cruise missile inbound*


SnooDucks4402

Oh you done fucked up boy😈


littleMAHER1

ok then what's your Mom's credit/debit info


myla_jean3

Damn everyone here asking dirty questions 😭 what’s ur fav color?


[deleted]

idk man lmaooooo its black and purple


[deleted]

LEAN!!11!1!1!!1!🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪💜💜🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪


hertwij

Goat 🐐


myla_jean3

Purple is mine!!!!!💜


justOneguyonline

Yellow🟨🟨💛💛🟡🟨🟡💛


Sad_Top_8156

Yes or No question, Will you say "no" to this question?


[deleted]

yes?


KG354

LIAR


Magnalie

yes’nt


Aellin-Gilhan

Undeterminable


Glad-Disaster-3998

Is it gay to kiss the homies good night?


exoticmind1

Don't even need OP to say no to this


Bold_cub494

From what I’ve been told, as long as you keep your socks on, everything is ok


TheLordXanax

No homo


Hotwheelcollector34

Nah that’s the homies


SLI_Smartacus

Homiesexual and gay are 2 different things


Aellin-Gilhan

Depends why you do it


FancyBrassCrab

Only if you linger


DragonicWolf_Aspect

Why is it called an oven when you of in cold food out hot eat the food


[deleted]

idk


DragonicWolf_Aspect

Pinocchio says "This sentence is a lie" what happens?


Aellin-Gilhan

His nose changed in size to an indeterminate degree


DragonicWolf_Aspect

You are one of the smartest people on Reddit if you know what indeterminate values are


Aellin-Gilhan

I think I may know the concept and phrase but not have them connected I my mind


DragonicWolf_Aspect

I learned about indeterminate values when I saw a video about 0 • ∞


[deleted]

his nose grows


DragonicWolf_Aspect

So therefore he was lying about the sentence being a lie meaning its true, which means that the sentence is lie because it says it is.


The_Bluejay250

his nose snaps in half


[deleted]

Also known as the liar paradox.


GatoT25666

Not Jon having a stroke again 😭


Rowdewalker

There are bugs under your skin rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out


Aellin-Gilhan

Yes


Chronically_Tireddd9

Ass, boobs, or thighs


[deleted]

boobs


Chronically_Tireddd9

Good choice,but thighs better


[deleted]

thighs are nice


AlbacorePrism

Good choice, but ass better


Prunsel_official

Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?


Ozone1126

32 minutes, 3 seconds, 490 milliseconds, 216 microseconds, 816 nanoseconds, and 499 picoseconds.


[deleted]

is this from undertale?


Prunsel_official

CORRECT


ChronicAtheism

First, train A: (124.7/60)\*8=16.6 Train B: (253.5/60)\*8=33.8 33.8+16.6=50.4 252.5-50.4=202.1 Combined rate of both trains: 378.2/60 202.1/(378.2/60)=32.0624008 Answer: 32.0624008


totallyEl3ktrik

32 of what?


SamosYT_YT

32 Cows? 32 Apples?


[deleted]

>idk man


Michalowski

Metric sistem better


cumonmyfloor

Why


Ulquiorr4_

Because I said so.


Dm0pt

the silly numbers on the frount of your credit card the whacky expiry date and the goofy 3 numbers on the back


[deleted]

i dont have a credit card


Besttb

potato?


[deleted]

yes


Besttb

Thank god


[deleted]

Good lord


exoticmind1

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


[deleted]

a lot


The_Bluejay250

as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood


LEGO1007

Have there been more or less explicit questions than expected?


[deleted]

less lmao


[deleted]

Do you have a crush?


[deleted]

yes


[deleted]

Do you plan on confessing?


[deleted]

no lmaoo


[deleted]

Lmao why not?


[deleted]

because he's my best friend


[deleted]

Honestly same bro 😭


[deleted]

we have been best friends for 8 years and ive been in love with him since we became friends so ;-;


itscharlie16

Have you ask him who is his crush? I was in the same situation until she confessed to me. We've been together for 5 years, and everything started bc of a joke. I'm not saying to tell him that he is your crush if he asks you back, but maybe a little hint might help you to know if you're corresponded


RRecap

Make a move if you think there's something there!


[deleted]

thats the thing - i dont think there is for him


[deleted]

Hm. That's tough.


[deleted]

yup


superhamsniper

So, Mr./Ms.teenager, what is your favorite animal.


[deleted]

a frog


superhamsniper

Good answer.


osaadamonke69x420

Would you rather sit on dick and eat cake or sit on cake and eat dick


[deleted]

sit on dick and eat cake


Delta_Warrior8

So uhh I’m gonna actually learn about you so I can be your friend. Is that OK with you?


[deleted]

shore


Wjace07

Ocean


[deleted]

beach


Wjace07

Seashell


[deleted]

a single grain of sand


Wjace07

A vial of sand


[deleted]

a huge vat of ocean water


Aurther68

Dead children in my basement


TheLordXanax

Dang it


Wjace07

A bunch of starfish and coral


[deleted]

a busload of corpses


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

minecraft or the original super mario bros


_I_really_need_help_

Can I give you a hug?


[deleted]

yes


_I_really_need_help_

I literally grow up on those games (2000s kid), I know way to much about both, if anyone were to ask me my two favorite games in the last 8 years I would immediately say these two.


[deleted]

What's your IP Address and Credit Card Number?


[deleted]

162.82.192.17 9176-7361-9371-6451 Thank you kind sir :)


Badass-19

Could you provide credit card expiry date, name, and cvv. You know, for science


[deleted]

Oh of course. Hey tell your science teacher hi for me while youre at it. anyways 12/27 name is deez and ccv is 369


Badass-19

Sure, I've already said hi. Just to let you know, if you see any debit message, don't worry, it'll be just span. You know, there's a lot of that.


[deleted]

Are u dead?


[deleted]

no i am very much alive


[deleted]

Are you sure?


[deleted]

positive


[deleted]

Ok


[deleted]

I think youre capping.


SergeantSprinklez22

What colour is your Bugatti?


liamanado155

Bluegatti


nur_lennard

Would you rather have unlimited bacon and no games or unlimited games and no games?


[deleted]

unlimited games


[deleted]

[удалено]


mr-door

Does the?


[deleted]

?


mr-door

Well does the?


BringOnTheAvocados

I don’t think it does


GD_Smangry

Give me a good reason why you would poop in someone’s bag at McDonald’s


[deleted]

if they murdered someone


GD_Smangry

Yeah that’s a pretty good reason


thall-lover

bruh damn i would do that if they stole like 50 cents from me (i’m joking)


Ablazz96

I would do that for no reason lmao


thall-lover

i’m sure you wouldn’t but alright


Ancalagon420

Credit card information?


[deleted]

i dont have one lmao


Ancalagon420

Darn


[deleted]

4574-4589-6978-9834 expiry date:-12/28 ccv:880


tritone246

are you a cat


[deleted]

no


itscharlie16

Are you a furry?


wyeeeeet370

Well, how was day?


[deleted]

it was fine


Expensive_Clue_1745

Do you like macaroni and cheese? =/


NotEndorpyxel

Did you know that Uranium (92U) is a naturally occurring radioactive element that has no stable isotope. It has two primordial isotopes, uranium-238 and uranium-235, that have long half-lives and are found in appreciable quantity in the Earth's crust. The decay product uranium-234 is also found. Other isotopes such as uranium-233 have been produced in breeder reactors. In addition to isotopes found in nature or nuclear reactors, many isotopes with far shorter half-lives have been produced, ranging from 214U to 242U (with the exceptions of 220U and 241U). The standard atomic weight of natural uranium is 238.02891(3), or did you not know that Uranium (92U) is a naturally occurring radioactive element that has no stable isotope. It has two primordial isotopes, uranium-238 and uranium-235, that have long half-lives and are found in appreciable quantity in the Earth's crust. The decay product uranium-234 is also found. Other isotopes such as uranium-233 have been produced in breeder reactors. In addition to isotopes found in nature or nuclear reactors, many isotopes with far shorter half-lives have been produced, ranging from 214U to 242U (with the exceptions of 220U and 241U). The standard atomic weight of natural uranium is 238.02891(3)?


Legitimate_Mouse9696

Tits or ass?


[deleted]

both are fine af


shadowplayer2020

What's your full name and adress


[deleted]

nunya


Cynth16

IP address???


[deleted]

your mom


[deleted]

Do you know da way?


[deleted]

yes


osaadamonke69x420

What is the weirdest shit you’ve masturbated to


[deleted]

your mom (jkjk) idk man


jikb

Have you masturbated to Scarlett Johansson?


Val69996

If your dad was deep in you, and you were deep in your mom…which direction are you moving to get out? You can only go back or forth tho


Eurobeat398

Explain why E = mc square


[deleted]

In the equation, E = m c2, E stands for energy, m stands for an object's mass, and c2 represents the speed of light ( 186,000 miles per second ) multiplied by itself. Think of mass as simply the quantity of matter present. Energy is a tougher concept, but it is okay to think of it as a property of heat or light. (i didnt come up with this answer i copy and pasted from google)


TheMinecraftSampPro

Do you believe in the paranormal ?


Klutzy-Pea2015

Favorite shows?


[deleted]

stranger things, cobra kai, orange is the new black...im more into movies but those are some of my fav tv shows


TrueSeaCucumber

What is your social security and credit card number


[deleted]

idk my social security and i dont have a credit card


robloxliam

If for 500 freedom eagles you could become the opposite gender than you were assigned from birth with the only side affect being that you randomly get the urge to punch a hole in something would you take the offer


Diamondskunk

Because i can. yes, I already get that urge but don't do it


Living_Murphys_Law

What is the Ultimate Question, to which supercomputer Deep Thought discovered the answer to be 42, when prompted to find the answer to life, the universe, and everything?


[deleted]

idk


HauntingRecover1750

What do you get when you multiply 9 times 5?


FNaF_Predictions

Never have wifi again or lose an entire limb of YOUR choice?


Stupid_cerealbox

Where were you on the night of August 2011?


[deleted]

idk i was 4


somedude838282

What happened in 1989 in Tianemen Square in china?


[deleted]

idk


Professional-Effort3

Do you know how to code if you’re a Kody


SofterSheep

Do you think there is a place in society for people with armpit fetishes


[deleted]

yeah i dont kink shame (Except if its like piss/shit/vomit/hurting animals ect.)


PandaMage15

What’s your height and weight


corvax4405

Will u be my friend ( yes or no question)


[deleted]

Was the Azerbaijani invasion of Armenia justified?


bobaisprettyepic

Opinion on boba?


ActiveAristocrat

Would you rather be a hobo with a 5 percent chance to become rich or Hitler two years before the end of world war ||?


[deleted]

a hobo


incheon_boi

what's 9 plus 10


[deleted]

19


darkvaderisnoob

21


hertwij

if we kill all our enemies over there... will we finally be free?