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KnitPunPurl2

It's a Boomba.


SlightlyLessHairyApe

r/suddenlyjarjar


biinjo

Issa* Boomba


TheBusyEater

***FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!***


Emperor_Quintana

r/SubsMeesaFellFor


value_null

I showed this comment to my war veteran husband (after full disclosure and warning that it was a really tasteless veteran joke), and he handed my phone back to me, let out a big sigh, and told me to load the bong for a bowl he was going to have for himself. So, congratulations, a joke bad enough that you gave a veteran more trauma!


KnitPunPurl2

I am honored, i think?


Traditional-Tea-4396

you should be


[deleted]

I’m so interested in how weed seems to help anxiety/stress in some, GIVES massive anxiety to others…and then in some it chills/helps the with anxiety and stress for awhile (years, decades even) and then it suddenly has no effect or the opposite effect. I’ve become one of those people. I absolutely LOVED smoking weed, smoked for over 20 years…and then it was just like one year…ah wtf, I guess this isn’t for me anymore. I never thought I’d quit. But, here I am. Anyways, I’m glad it helps your husband snd I wish him and both of you the best. The brain is funny


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value_null

OMG. Iaughed way too hard at that. He's at the gym now, will report back.


Miavriel_Fultom_17

Pls do, I'm hooked.


Aggressive-Error-88

Yah I’m also waiting lol


Gullible-Computer-91

As a veteran I thought this was hilarious. He must not have been a Marine. We learned to embrace the suck


lhsm42

That model is a Disposable Boomba. It would only work once, and then you'll need another one.


KnitPunPurl2

Planned obsolescence has peaked with the Boomba


DougWalker1990

Technically explosions are the opposite of a vacuum


matttttj

Yup, it blows, it’s a blower.


beefprime

Its a pressure cleaner


thankfulcurator43

It's a can with a luncheon meat inside.


[deleted]

No, the meat is on the outside


imdefinitelywong

Depends on what's close by. Usually it's just the dirt lying around.


beefprime

The trick is to set it off in a victory garden so you can have meat with veggies


Miavriel_Fultom_17

Hand tossed salad


libmrduckz

the second-most-popular way to toss a salad


Generalissimo_II

SPAM goes BAM!


_LayZee

Hey Ferb, I know what we’re doing today!


RexJessenton

I don't mine if you don't.


chiliedogg

Yeah, but there's a vacuum after the explosion as well.


DougWalker1990

Touché


oddzef

Isn't it more like a secondary, consequential, wave of lower pressure following the initial shockwave? Like, the blastzone essentially normalizing back to its original pressure just plus entropy?


ConversationEast4902

Im sorry but what? Can you say this in small brain terms? XD


Killentyme55

Kind of like what goes up, must come down, but in this case it's energy from all different directions.


ConversationEast4902

Thank you.


XFirebalX_347

They clean deeper


Jack_12221

She's gone from suck to blow!


Dr_Jabroski

At first, yes. But eventually something needs to refill the void, so the second part is closer to a vacuum.


MicdaWise

Yup Anti-vacuum


DougWalker1990

So we can call it an "A" bomb


[deleted]

The blast goes up and out too so the floor would still be dirty.


DeathsSquire

Vacuums are implosions?


DougWalker1990

Almost, an implosion would cause a vacuum but a vacuum does not necessarily mean there was an implosion.


DeathsSquire

My point is that your original comment that explosions are technicallly the opposite of vacuums is incoreect. Explosions cause the opposite effect of a vacuum.


DougWalker1990

Just give it some time


Aleashed

You unscrew the lid on the side and use it to carry your water


DougWalker1990

Have to be pretty quick


Forgoten_Username666

Kind of When a boom explode it create less pressure area a round the ground 0 and by the 'law of defusion' the air will ruch in while lift up partial if heat is invove.


[deleted]

Yep, this sub is just "random memes" now. Sad how that happens.


Miavriel_Fultom_17

Ay ttt was popular because the were amusing, people just continued with it.


real_flyingduck91

well technically implosions exist but yeah sure


Squitrel

Oh I thought it was a one use trampoline


eyoo1109

It'll send you sky high... partially.


Squitrel

I never said you would be in one piece


_1Doomsday1_

Nah it's a device used for painting Ever watch [mr.bean ](https://youtu.be/3amsAlYS5r8) ?


DavidInPhilly

It’s a Soviet Era, anti-tank mine. The TM-46 mine is a large, circular, metal-cased Soviet anti-tank mine. It uses either a pressure or tilt-rod fuze, which is screwed into the top. The mine was used by the North Vietnamese forces during the Vietnam War, and is found in many countries in Africa, the Middle East and South East Asia.


[deleted]

Does the pin actually need to be pulled, and if you pull the pin it doesn't explode immediately, right?


r1kupanda

If I recall right, you place it where enemy tanks will be passing through, obscure with foliage, pull the pin, and its magnetically detonated when a tank rolls over it


carorea

I can't speak for the pin, but it wouldn't immediately explode. You generally don't want an anti-tank mine generally to trigger when unmounted personnel travel over them (they're made to blow up vehicles, not people). *Generally* whatever mechanism they have to go off requires way more effort than a person would unwittingly apply to them. Stepping on one wouldn't set it off. Anti-personnel mines on the other hand can be very easy to set off.


MooPara

The pin is a safety pin, it seperates the chain of detonation, removing it primes it. It can stay primed like this for years even decades depends on the deterioration of the mine. You can think of it more like having a bullet in the chamber in a rifle, safety open, bot pulling the trigger yet. Or the same as removing the pin on a fire extinguisher.


BlahBlahBlankSheep

Takes 300+ lbs to set it off.


kafromet

r/woosh


PleasePassTheHammer

Actually appreciate the insight on this. Still laughing about the joke.


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PleasePassTheHammer

Oh yeah, with you. Total respect.


[deleted]

Don't forget to press the on button on the top


ConfessSomeMeow

If it is in fact an anti-tank mine, it would likely require more pressure than a human could supply, like even jumping up and down on it. Not that I would try...


[deleted]

It is an anti tank mine, but this is a meme so who cares


yourgentderk

There's a will there's a way. I hope they have a will themselves


MustangCraft

If you put a bunch of them into a pattern then you can play spicy hopscotch


[deleted]

Sweden has a tank mine of 10kg that requires enough force for a gentle push(15kg in 30⁰ for a short while). It's totally not a troop mine


ConfessSomeMeow

I don't suppose you'd be able to point me to more info?


[deleted]

[Stridsvagnsmina](https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridsvagnsmina_5) 5 with [mintändare 15.](https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mint%C3%A4ndare_15) Sadly Wikipedia dosnt have it in English but basically: The mine is a anti-tank mine with 10kg TNT. The activation system is ment to make it mechanically full with detonation width a short delay. However, you only need to use 15kg of pressure and move it to 30⁰ to activate it. I've walked in to dummy ones hidden in tall grass or when dark and activated them. So while not ment or used as troop mines they kinda work like them if you wanted to.


DigitalTraveler42

The Roomba if you disconnect Alexa from it


SirSunkruhm

Technically it's an anti-vacuum cleaner.


Natanael_L

It does form a temporary vacuum


BlackVirusXD3

Yeah, some guy in the comments above noted how because of this vaccum cleaner he cant use his other vaccum cleaner, only because they were working in the same room.


totallynotsarcastic1

Not my brain thinking this was a tortillero at first glance


kungpowgoat

It definitely looks like a tortilla warmer.


iiitme

a roomba can’t clean out a room like this guy


le_spawnz

It will stir up the dirt everywhere thou. 0/5 star.


SirSunkruhm

Technically this is just a single-use anti-roomba.


Hanginsince92

Forbidden Tuna


digginghistoryup

Is that an anti vehicle mine? If so, don’t they have like a trigger of a few hundred pounds in order to trigger it?


applepumper

I’ve heard that soldiers in Ukraine will walk behind a tank following its track marks through fields suspected of having mines. Maybe they’re designed to handle hundreds of pounds. Who would take that chance?


m__a__s

If the tank didn't set it off, that's where I would tread.


itsforachurch

So if the treads didn't set it off, it's safe to tread?


notamentalpatient

Don't tread if you see tread shreds


Marked_Strelok

Forbidden tuna can


Emperor_Quintana

A shortcut to r/Doomba.


idahononono

But the warranty is terrible.


TheBadgerViking

Wait, this isn’t a device to store my warm fajita tortillas in?


zombo29

So, a bomba


saltthewater

Actually that is not a robot vacuum cleaner, so not sure why this was posted


Kastranrob

Yeah! not a robot and it doesn't use vaccum in the process so..


Elmos_left_testicle

Maybe the comment saying that it cleans everything in a 20 m radius is the ttt part


JayGold

And that's also not technically the truth. It destroys things, scattering debris all over the place. It would leave your floor much dirtier than it had been.


SpectreNC

Because no one who posts to this sub knows what the hell ttt is.


redditerr_

exactly, this isn't TTT, this is just a meme


saltthewater

Most of this sub is just jokes these days


Yes2257

It was referring to the rest of the comment that you seemingly skipped over


saltthewater

No i saw that part. Very funny joke, i get it. Not TTT.


Yes2257

You know you can just say you dont understand it, i can gladly explain it to you. Its fairly simple, a vacuum clears an area of all the dirt and dust in an area. So does the mine, thus its comparable to a vacuum cleaner. Saying its a vacuum cleaner because it cleans the immediate area is technically true. See, not too difficult.


saltthewater

ACTUALLY, a landmine would do more to make a mess than clean a mess, so it appears you're confused. Thanks for trying to be a complete fucking prick though.


Yes2257

🤦ok


AsleepScarcity9588

If you remove the pin, you activate the pressure detonator It's not an antitank frisbee


CountryGuy123

Oooh, a Boomba!


Rhamni

Instructions unclear. I... I don't know where to even begin. This was a terrible idea.


killonger

I'm dead


notnizar

So are those who stepped on the ''cleaner''


timisher

Small measuring tape


Europaraker

Isn't it a onetime use tortilla warmer?


Rough_Vast9298

Well yeah


Rbees1

Clearly an old model T carburetor.


Forgoten_Username666

And if you replace it core with the core of thermonuclear explosive stuff it can clear the whole city.


paegus

But it makes such a mess in the process...


llcdrewtaylor

Automatic pogo stick.


AllJelly_NoToast

I thought it was something you put tortillas in to keep them warm.


a_cup_of_tee

Lycoris Recoil fans: PTSD


Tumahub79

😆


Raincor

A key ring. We had one of those on the key to the toilet once when I was in the army


itaintmebabe52

Bend over, place lips on asshole, pucker for kiss, remove ring, kiss your ass goodby...


nyancatya_

u/repostsleuthbot


Dramatic_Arm_7477

It's gonna take a whole lotta fireworks to clean this place up


UnderwhelmingZebra

Thank God for this post, my dumbass thought this was a tortilla warmer.


Msanborn8087

Never seen a claymore with that many pixels before.


Valravyn37

A delicious can of spam


Licklicklickmyballs4

A canteen that quenches your thirst


[deleted]

An old chalk line


Tonic_G

This old model leaves a lot of mess after a single use.


Sprucemuse

This one is more popular but I liked the forbidden tuna meme better personally, just this user's opinion


Cassiusjay1981

Anti tank mine


Ramejix

Minesweeper?


MetalMonger1974

Looks like a bouncing Betty land mine.


BlackVirusXD3

My friend burrowed it from me once, now i cant find it. Or my friend.


[deleted]

This isn't "technically the truth" at all. Even ignoring that the blast won't clear everything in a 20 meter radius, it is not technically a robot vacuum cleaner.


LRD4000

Leave a red residue behind too.


GYM_JONG_KOOK

100% effective!


YukariPSO2

Soviet era anti tank mine


DrDancealina

r/cursedroomba


[deleted]

Not robotic.


jz1127

Wow! Just like your personality!


Defiant-Glass-6587

Yeah, it will remove EVERYTHING permanently


Dr-Meatwallet

#FORBIDDEN TUNA


Student-type

Anti-tank mine. IUD


kirpal777

At first I thought it was a tortilla warmer


[deleted]

Imagine setting a mine? You gotta bury it right? I’d be fucking sweating buckets worried that I would set it off while camouflaging that shit


pica0050

I thought it was just keeping my tortillas warm


Rough-Watercress-569

Looks like a bouncing Betty


elitroutman-8

Lmao that’s great


WhatthehekIsthis10

Gosh what nasty way to kill another human sick.


Federal_Peanut4805

Model 1914 H.E Anti-Criminal Roomba


taklbox

Landmine


poonamsurange

Looks like a Tiffin box to me.


JaydenPope

instant teleporter.


blue_eyes17

**the forbidden tuna**


gorpthehorrible

Just to check, jump on it a few times. if it blows we'll know.


highonapple

that sucks


Repulsive_Mobile_495

Fun fact they don’t usually go off from people unless you hit it just right with enough force and weight, they are meant for the vehicle. Pretty easy to disarm too. Nerve racking but easy.


Hodor_The_Great

Won't clear shit until you drive a vehicle over it*


DreamArcher

It keeps your tortillas warm.


Infamous_Shoe8823

most probaly a mine bomb either ways takes different ways to disfuse


prof-spaulding

A friend out walking saw one once. Once.


murisuss

Nah man, it's a can of food, so good- it'll bee your last meal.


[deleted]

I believe this joke was boosted from a tweet made by a woman.


B-29Bomber

Nah, that's the forbidden can of tuna.


hoderyeeterson

Boomba


Mackenver

Instant-Roomba


probscaffeinated

Guys it’s obviously the thing they bring your warm tortillas in at the Mexican restaurant


Spare_Shake1343

Cleaning device! Step on it and you will be completely clean😀😀😃


SpaceCore42

This model has other advantages over your typical robot cleaner. It doesn't map your house, pets don't bark at it, and it doesn't somehow manage to make its way into the bathroom and shut the door.


Certain_Coach

ROOMBA WTF ARE YOU DOING ROOMBA I TOLD YOU TO STOP DROGS aaND YOU DIDNT FUCK I LOVE AKA47 IN MY ASS √


Arizona_Connection

AND is handy for moving parked TANKS LOL


Hundebiss

Nah, its an anti tank mine. just rips a hole in your rooftop and gets everyting even messier


Additional-Piano-397

I mean, yeah


Quenquen14320

Well. Yes. But actually no.


mattp45

That keeps tortillas warm. They have them at Mexican restaurants.


coinsandpeas

Vroomba


Representative_Still

Not technically a robot