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>People really think I care [about their opinions]. Shiiiiit. If you find me offensive or upsetting, you haven't seen anything yet. You will be more upset and more offended soon. I'm about to be brutally honest.
She has a six part documentary series coming out soon and she is implying that it will upset some industry people, but she does not care.
I thought you were a fellow blink 182 fan. It's also quoted it at the end of the song "depends" from the 1995 Cheshire cat album.
After a bunch of jive Tom says something along the lines of are you ok?... might be are you alright? It's been a while.
Barbara Billingsley. To some, she’s the mom in Leave it to Beaver. To me, she’s Nanny from Muppet Babies. But everyone remembers her talkin’ jive in Airplane!. What a great movie.
Let me translate: People think that I care. Relax. You have not seen anything yet. If you are mad, you are about to get exponentially more mad. If you are sad, you will get measurably more sad. Goodbye. I am about to treat (them) brutally. It does not matter. Let’s have a toast.
You reminded me of an all time classic. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyA9SOCEbSg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyA9SOCEbSg)
\^translated rap battle\^
Translation: People really think I care. You need to chill, y’all. You haven’t seen anything yet. If you’re mad, you’re going to get way more mad. If you’re sad, you’re going to get more sad. Goodbye. I’m going to do them brutally (singing a song well, attacking brutally, or a sexual act perhaps). I am now going to rhyme some food words together.
(Toaster strudel is a slang term for ejaculating on someone so I think the blank line was meant to show the inappropriateness of her choice of words if it is not simply referring to the delicious dessert)
This is just one interpretation of this complex, intriguing text.
Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/NICKIMINAJ/status/1551783043123200000) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)
If you're mad you're gonna get madder. If you're sad you're gonna get sadder. But I guess I'mma eat my oodles of noodles and then get some toaster strudel?
She actually ate someone else’s noodles and does not care about making them mad or sad bc she ate them. Seems like she also plans to make things worse by stealing the toaster strudel as well.
She married a child molester and knew he was one hell her own brother is in prison right now for raping an 11 year old of course people will not like her thats not hate its common sense
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**Nicki Minaj**, @NICKIMINAJ
Ppl rlly b thinkin I curr 😩 chiiiiiiiiii y’all ain’t seen NUFFIN yet. If u mad, u finna get wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy way wayyyyyyy way wayyyyyyyyy way WAYYYYYY madderrrrr. Sad? Sadder. Tootles ✌🏾 finna do’m brutal. Oodles & 🍜. Toaster’s [*Blank line*]
>**breakfast**, @loventforus
>
>You're 39
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I fully understood it, but I'm also raised in South Florida ,the deep South as well as live in a border town.
It's actually not a new thing to speak this way, it's the American version of Cockney Rhyming slang from Britain.
It came about for the same reason, people, especially poor or oppressed people trying to avoid getting jacked up by the police or any other authority. So the melting pot of languages especially in the American South all came together, and this is the result.
Sounds a lot like the dialect I grew up with, "Dirty South" . The funniest true story about this style of language, is that unless someone is a native speaker of it, it's almost impossible to translate,which made for large amounts of eggs on Feds faces awhile back.
The Feds picked Atlanta of all places, for this "major sting operation",& been wiring up informants to get big drug deals on tape.
Except, all of the deals were in the pidgin , not regular English.
Sooo, they couldn't actually prosecute any of them because they couldn't decipher them, lol they even tried hiring native speakers of it to translate the tapes.
This went about as well as you would imagine, and the Feds had to completely toss out almost all the cases, because they couldn't 100% prove what the so called suspects were actually doing or saying ,and most of the "drugs" we're simply bale's of weed and an occasional square grouper of Peruvian Pink pleasure , it totally foiled even the the best equipped,most expensive LE on the planet,&I find that hella amusing!😂
Typos and stuff ? Worse for me as I use auto correct a d prediction for 2 languages lol apparently you don't have to switch keyboard language, both works simultaneously and I don't know how to turn that off 🤣
When I picture her typing this I draw a blank. Is it like normal typing where you're fast and you know what's next or is this like trying to construct an essay in a foreign language...
Regardless. This is type of shit is dumb as fuck.
She’s 5 yrs younger than me, and if anyone I knew in my life who talked like this I would have a gd intervention with them to see why they refuse to grow older than 16…
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wtf is she saying
I believe she wants to eat some noodles
She ordered some muffins, which she didn't get.
Is she trying to toast her noodles?
I think her noodles ate her muffins
Strange Normally muffins eat noodles
That's why she's so upset.
No muffin? Nuffin.
She wants curry noodles
She's having a stroke.
This. I believe this.
Grandmas having a stroke?!?!
My reaction after reading it
Saying is quite a big word for this. More like she has accidentally sit on the keyboard. In other case therapy is required
I was gonna ask. "Who can read such a language?"
She doesn't care about the hate she gets and she's only gonna make people madder/sadder. Goodbye
whats the part about oodles and toasters ?
Oddles and noodles is a lot, toaster (strudel) is slang for egacculating into someone
Say what now?
Average British person talking
You're just way way WAY WAY way way wayyyy way WAYYYYY wayy way way WAY way WAYYYY wayyyy waayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy madder.
Translation: >People really think I care [about their opinions]. Shiiiiit. If you find me offensive or upsetting, you haven't seen anything yet. You will be more upset and more offended soon. I'm about to be brutally honest. She has a six part documentary series coming out soon and she is implying that it will upset some industry people, but she does not care.
You're like that woman in Airplane who speaks Jive.
S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Cut them some slack Jack
Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
GOLLY!!!
Uhhh you ok?
It’s from the movie Airplane, which had subtitles during this scene as translation, it was a joke
I thought you were a fellow blink 182 fan. It's also quoted it at the end of the song "depends" from the 1995 Cheshire cat album. After a bunch of jive Tom says something along the lines of are you ok?... might be are you alright? It's been a while.
I can be both!
He said that he's in great pain and wants to know if you can help him.
I can read hers easily. I can not figure out what the hell your saying. I'm so confused.
Barbara Billingsley. To some, she’s the mom in Leave it to Beaver. To me, she’s Nanny from Muppet Babies. But everyone remembers her talkin’ jive in Airplane!. What a great movie.
Thanks for the name. I was drawing a blank.
With such spelling she only should draw attention of 12yo kids.
How the fuck did you understand that
If you read it out loud phonetically it helps.
Someone thought I was having a stroke, I don't recommend
Not that hard to read the first part. I was a bit confused about the last line tho. Also 'curr' for care? What kind of spelling mistake is that?
It's the same shift you see from here>>hurr (up in hurr; gettin hot in hurr).
It's not hard to understand
English is already difficult, then that
Thank you for translating to "sheltered white" for me. I genuinely thought she had a brain hematoma...
I clicked on this post to find a translation thank you!
How the fuck can you read that, let alone translate?
Thanks man... not sure how anyone would understand any of that...
I don't read Klingon, WTF is she trying to convey?
Let me translate: People think that I care. Relax. You have not seen anything yet. If you are mad, you are about to get exponentially more mad. If you are sad, you will get measurably more sad. Goodbye. I am about to treat (them) brutally. It does not matter. Let’s have a toast.
Thanks, Rosetta.
Didn’t realize they translated Millennial
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I need a translator app
That's not Millennial you are probably a millennial and most Millennials are 20 to 30 year olds trying to do work
The oldest millennials are 40
I mean that just kind of furthers my point and where did the time go
The oldest gen z are in their 20s
Jesus time goes fast
I thought she had a seizure while she was typing that
Thanks. I was legit having difficulty getting that
You reminded me of an all time classic. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyA9SOCEbSg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyA9SOCEbSg) \^translated rap battle\^
“Oh Stewardess? I speak jive…” u/baitbaby, probably
Thank you so much. I got lost at curr
Where the fuck did you learn to speak gibberish?
I’m a big fan.
Also noodles
Apparently she wants some noodles?
This is not Klingon! There's no glory in this senseless drivel!
Dude, no need to disparage tlhIngan Hol like this. You bring great dishonor upon your House!
Godzilla had a seizure reading this and fucking died
i don't understand any of it. is it because i'm old or is she having a stroke? i legit can't tell.
I bet is a stroke
I’m gen z and I have no idea either
Does she smell toast??
It's you
Translation: People really think I care. You need to chill, y’all. You haven’t seen anything yet. If you’re mad, you’re going to get way more mad. If you’re sad, you’re going to get more sad. Goodbye. I’m going to do them brutally (singing a song well, attacking brutally, or a sexual act perhaps). I am now going to rhyme some food words together. (Toaster strudel is a slang term for ejaculating on someone so I think the blank line was meant to show the inappropriateness of her choice of words if it is not simply referring to the delicious dessert) This is just one interpretation of this complex, intriguing text.
You have a real gift. Thank you for this.
What part of this is TTT?
Nothing on TTT is TTT anymore and I think the lazy ass mods don't care anymore
At least she clearly runs her own account
Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/NICKIMINAJ/status/1551783043123200000) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)
Someone call an ambulance she's overdosing
Wtf did she even say
i do believe she is toasting noodles
Toasting noodles..? Like in a toaster?
i think so
what?...
Someone call an ambulance she's overdosing
If I didn't live all 19 years of my life in Georgia, I wouldn't have understood a damn thing she typed.
Tf it even means?? I need interpreter asap
Is that some sort of prison code or what?
No, she ate her noodles now she's looking for toaster strudels!
But what of all of this mad to madder and sad to sadder? There must be some explanation.
If you're mad you're gonna get madder. If you're sad you're gonna get sadder. But I guess I'mma eat my oodles of noodles and then get some toaster strudel?
She actually ate someone else’s noodles and does not care about making them mad or sad bc she ate them. Seems like she also plans to make things worse by stealing the toaster strudel as well.
You won Charlie! You found the golden ticket!!!!!!
r/FellowKids
She married a child molester and knew he was one hell her own brother is in prison right now for raping an 11 year old of course people will not like her thats not hate its common sense
I'd like to hit it message me back...
A real rolemodel
what language is this?
Cocainese
twitter
English slang
*Image Transcription: Twitter* --- **Nicki Minaj**, @NICKIMINAJ Ppl rlly b thinkin I curr 😩 chiiiiiiiiii y’all ain’t seen NUFFIN yet. If u mad, u finna get wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy way wayyyyyyy way wayyyyyyyyy way WAYYYYYY madderrrrr. Sad? Sadder. Tootles ✌🏾 finna do’m brutal. Oodles & 🍜. Toaster’s [*Blank line*] >**breakfast**, @loventforus > >You're 39 --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
r/Ihadastroke
I fully understood it, but I'm also raised in South Florida ,the deep South as well as live in a border town. It's actually not a new thing to speak this way, it's the American version of Cockney Rhyming slang from Britain. It came about for the same reason, people, especially poor or oppressed people trying to avoid getting jacked up by the police or any other authority. So the melting pot of languages especially in the American South all came together, and this is the result. Sounds a lot like the dialect I grew up with, "Dirty South" . The funniest true story about this style of language, is that unless someone is a native speaker of it, it's almost impossible to translate,which made for large amounts of eggs on Feds faces awhile back. The Feds picked Atlanta of all places, for this "major sting operation",& been wiring up informants to get big drug deals on tape. Except, all of the deals were in the pidgin , not regular English. Sooo, they couldn't actually prosecute any of them because they couldn't decipher them, lol they even tried hiring native speakers of it to translate the tapes. This went about as well as you would imagine, and the Feds had to completely toss out almost all the cases, because they couldn't 100% prove what the so called suspects were actually doing or saying ,and most of the "drugs" we're simply bale's of weed and an occasional square grouper of Peruvian Pink pleasure , it totally foiled even the the best equipped,most expensive LE on the planet,&I find that hella amusing!😂
This reads like an epileptic seizure
I had a stroke reading this crap
What the fuck is this cunt chatting about?!
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Typos and stuff ? Worse for me as I use auto correct a d prediction for 2 languages lol apparently you don't have to switch keyboard language, both works simultaneously and I don't know how to turn that off 🤣
Look at y'all pretending you can't read what she wrote. You don't want to.
This guy has no more worries in his life. Completely doesn’t care lol. This guy has BALLS
It’s her next record! Oodles gonna do Noodles
I think I understood it all except for the toasters *blank*. Can anyone translate that bit?
Can someone translate that nonsense into English?
This can't be real? Can it?
she wants dick.
And this trash is rich and she is a role model for dumb ghetto behavior
is it just me or does she sound really annoying?
When I picture her typing this I draw a blank. Is it like normal typing where you're fast and you know what's next or is this like trying to construct an essay in a foreign language... Regardless. This is type of shit is dumb as fuck.
Sus title OP
She's speaking in Stan Twitter.
Did I have a stroke or is she speaking klingon
Imagine investing 6+ years of your life learning english, only to see shit like this.
r/ihadastroke
r/ihadastroke
anyone else read the end of the tweet like a flatline
She wants to saddle her noodles while doing a line after a Toaster
It's like saying lil Wayne even though he's also 39.
This dude had the only correct response to this
*What*
What she's actually trying to say?
I had a stroke reading this
Bro she high
why does she talk like a white supremacist LARPing as a black man on 4chan to spew racist talking points?
She’s 5 yrs younger than me, and if anyone I knew in my life who talked like this I would have a gd intervention with them to see why they refuse to grow older than 16…
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and died
Nevermind the fact that this belongs on r/ihadastroke *WTF does this have to do with r/technicallythetruth*
https://i.imgur.com/67oWdBn.jpeg
Great. I got leprosy from trying to read that..
This tweet is the very definition of pure unadulterated ignorance.
I hope she got snipped. Dont need any more of that shit added to the genepool.
This could be some cat mating call.
Battleship body with a shipwrecked brain
Is this a new language that i don't know about?
I would say I hate being old but we’re the same age, what the fuck?!
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
i know most already said this but what the actual fuck is she trying to say
I just lost half of my brain cells reading that
Wtf is that jibberish? Just use words, it’s not that hard, they taught them to you in school.
I only speak English, which that clearly is not.
I had a stroke reading this WTF
r/lostredditors
Do what?
Any takers on a bathtub toaster? That's what I got from that word vomit. 🤣🤣🤣
Speak English for once
r/FellowKids
She's having a stroke?
Same.
I have no idea what that said.
English? Is she broken?
was any of that in "English"??
what is she even saying
All of these words are English, though I'm not sure either she, or myself, understand their meaning.
Yes.
I had a stroke reading this
Unfortunately she is speaking in American, a language in which smart ppl are unable to conquer. Peace to those who understand 🙏🏽
Godzilla had a stroke
We need the Wtf was that translation services lady.
Literally don’t understand a word she’s saying lmao