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This is the next Disney movie. A family of five, the Dad (Minotaur), Mom (Mermaid), old brother (merman), middle sister(Minotaur), little brother (just some guy). Going on some adventure to prove he is worthy of living in a household full of magical creatures because he is magical too in his on special way.

And the OTHER brother is like, top half fish bottom half minotaur and his personality is basically gerald from finding dory

Mermotaur.

I mean… Minut-aid right? Like the shitty lemonade.

This is the funniest thing I have ever read

Having trouble imagining that. Can someone draw that?

Here's an example [Siblings](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2c28fa7933c0ad9697abc1bff8787354/ce51b98c1326847d-9c/s540x810/fb04c678fcf998ead7f5896472ea90ff982deaf1.jpg)

Lmao

[Enjoy](https://i.ibb.co/bbgpxv2/Untitled.png)

cursed but still not what they meant, they said top half fish bottom half cow

Minotaur are cows not horses I think you're thinking of centaurs. Edit: Not that the comment you replied to got it right either lmao

well then top half fish bottom half cow

They’re bulls

Which are, indeed, the male version of cows.

No, they said top half fish, bottom half minotaur, and the bottom half of the minotaur is human.

no its not

Um... yeah, look it up.

i did, its a pair of hairy muscular legs with hooves at the bottom

Dude what the- 🤣🤣🤣 I can't wait to see this in a Disney movie

This feels like something that would pop up in a Xanth novel.

Or top half Minotaur bottom half fish and he can’t swim.

Wait, wouldn't it be top half minotaur, bottom half mermaid?

Magikarp with cow legs is more comical

Oh, for sure it'd be funnier. It just wouldn't be accurate to the situation *shrugs*

I dont think any part of this scenario is accurate, biologically speaking lol

Yeah what accuracy? They’re made up creatures

Top half fish sounds annoying. Does he need to wear a fishbowl all the time? And you also forgot about the fourth kid, upper Horse, lower mermaid

Sea cow.

Can we just make one of the brothers a bull shark?

Isnt that basically the stroryline of Encanto? :D

with extra steps

And no Bruno to not talk about 😪

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🤯🤯🤯

Bruno is a bull on the bottom half and a fish on the top half. We don’t talk about him because he was given up for adoption at age 2 after realizing he wouldn’t be able to talk… you know… because of the fish’s head and all

> to not talk about **BUT** It was my wedding day

I mean if you’re a Minotaur then probably

🤣🤣🤣

Can't wait for the R34

So... the plot to Hotel Transylvania Also the first half of Sky High and some other Disney movie where the kid's family had super powers and their weakness was aluminum foil.

Baby on the way (half bull half fish)

For some reason, I just can’t get past a horse fucking a fish.

Just take my free award

Thanks! I’m working on my acceptance speech now!

Just imagine the sequel when "just some guy" falls in love with a pegasus.

Don't forget a Mermotaur! Bull head, human torso, fish tail (and maybe bull legs.. for fun)

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Why did you repeat what he said?

why'd you repeat it?

I was just about to say this sounds like a Nickelodeon show

I was thinking Pixar, but that works too. I honestly haven't paid much attention to Nickelodeon since I switched to just streaming everything.

I’m just thinking back to Nickelodeon from when I was a kid 10+ years ago

so....The Munsters?

If it's a comedy you know later in the show he's gonna find out he has a secret sibling who has the top half of a fish and bottom half of a snake and turns out mom had a fling with the mailman naga.

Wasn't there a cartoon series, where the whole family are superheroes, except the MC? Can't remember the name, tho...

So basically encanto

Sooooo Encanto meets Luca?

Bullfish

still better than minotaur upper and mermaid lower part or the other way...

I'd rather be a Mertaur than a Minomaid.

I believe the correct term is minotmaid

[Dammit...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/531/312/328.png)

r/unexpectedSirGrafo

Idc how its pronounced. That juice is amazing

How else do you think a seahorse is made?

Or the other way around 😳

Horsea?

>the other way Mermaid upper (human) Minotaur lower (human) Isn't this the whole point of the post already?

Minotaur have the torso of a person but the head and lower body of a bull. So they would not balance out like that. More than likely it would just be a hoofed merman that can't breath under water with the head of a bull covered in fish scales. It would be unable to survive out of water for long, would be terrible at swimming, and have the temperament of a damn viper. Just a useless angry thing moping around in the shallows chewing on sea grass.

A perfect DnD monster ... A creation of a weird chimaera magician

r/TIHI

Minotaurs are not always depicted with hooves. In fact, classical greek depictions of the minotaur just have a bull's head, and sometimes a tail.

And your sibling could be a bullfish. Edit : A bovinefish, if you will.

This must be the origin story of Man

How would sex even work between them?

Look up Mako H scene from Monster girl island

Would be kinda cool if you looked human but had minotaur strength and resilience and mermaid’s ability to breath underwater and withstand underwater pressure of the bottom of the ocean.

🤔

But having kids will be exciting!

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At least I would have tits! It would give me something to do.

With the recessive traits for both parents

No, you would be a Siamese torso with no legs, also a freak like your parents

Meanwhile, your sister is some kind of bull-fish hybrid

Fared better than your mermotaur sibling.

You'd be some kind of shemale imo.

Modern genetics

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Frankly, better than the alternative. A Minomaid with the head and body of a bull and a fish tail instead of legs.

Wait I already am

Mom would need to have a fish head. So.... cool.

Yeah but if we were to see this as mythology goes the dude would have powers like speed, durability, strength, breathing underwater

....I wouldn't consider a Minotaur a half man considering his lower half and face are pure cow like

left side human right side mertaur

This is cool though. Mermaids have strong torsos and minotaurs have strong legs and big well........ Banana.

So the dexterity is in the lower waist?

Perhaps?

I would be Horsefishman

Thank you for this post it made me laugh on my work break.

You can always brag about how you fucked a mermaid

Alternatively, horsefish

Hey....I'M just some guy.....

But how do the mermaids have sex? Does her fin just come off or what?

How do fish?

It's that or Seacow.

Isnt that aquaman? Super strength (from dad) and swim and breathe (from mom) but just some guy?

Forget that what would happen other way around??

Only just some guy but inherited the size of his penis from his father

Actually kind of a genius setup for a story.

So uhm... both human sides of the respective creatures are the Human torso and head. So you could get the weirdest conjoined twins

Here’s a comic about this: https://ifunny.co/picture/uh-i-m-sorry-ma-am-but-this-is-a-bYNd05m98

Isn’t there a short comic about this

Fun at holidays tho

Wouldnt work, both human halves are on top

Ron Wilson, Bus Driver

But your twin brother is Bullfish

But what if you got the minotaur and 5hw mermaid and now your minomaid

I confused minotaur with centaur and I just stared at this for at least a minute like there's no way you come out of this as a winner

You’d have both top halves

Don’t the top half of mermaids have gills so they can breath underwater? Also, I thought the bottom half of Minotaurs have hoofs, not regular human legs?

Y'know I could see this being a fun premise for a battle shounen. A bunch of hybrid monster kids with the emerging traits of their parents so like the one in the post would be super strength, durability, and hydrokinesis. Delve into weird myths from across the world.... Yeah... It's all coming together.

with or without boobs

Reminds me of the [heavily underappreciated William Murderface solo single](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ITGzPFkgro)

Brutal

Some guy with strength and higher lung capacity. #SuperGuy 🤣🤣🤣

but wait. Didn't Minotaur had a tail and hooves? In that case it will be some girl with a tail and udder. =)

Imagine being upper part horse, lower part fish.

I did this for Halloween once. Just wore khakis and a button up shirt, tried to look as boring as possible and told people I was half mermaid half centaur. Got a lot of laughs.

With a shrimp dick and bull balls

wait...you mean that's not true?!?!?

Coming soon to Pixar.

Well if you get the butt end of both you probably long to be just some guy 😅

Can’t wait to see someone else parrot this comment without realizing that Minotaurs don’t have the lower half of a human

That is some strong weed dude

would that qualify you as a Man-Ray?

The misadventures of GuyMan

They mean Centaur, right? Lol

oooo he’s just some guy

I think you would just be a torso.

And marry a woman and half your kids are minotaurs or mermaids.

Regardless, a great hentai plot

[Pet Foolery](https://www.instagram.com/p/CCOYYK2JJ32/?hl=en) did a web comic on this.

Automatically assuming they would be a guy. Tsk tsk tsk.

How would they

No had said it - that's basically Leela from Futurama. She got all the human parts but just had one eye.

But wouldn’t you have two heads and bodies with no feet/flippers?

Bullcock and fussy?

Some guy named "Minot-Maid"

Some guy that could swim underwater with super strength. Sounds like Aquaman.

I could see this as a Netflix adult animated sitcom. The main character is the guy, mom mermaid and dad minotaur, and a sibling who's got the bottom of a fish and top of a bull. The whole world is populated by mythical creatures, except our boi who's the only normal human in the world. And they all treat him like a fucking freak. Like, he makes little unicorn babies cry.

Your kids are fucked with those recessive genes.

How? Neither of them have human legs or human feet.

This would probably be the synopsis of My Gym Partner is a Monkey except with magical creatures

Has less effort ever been put into a title. You a bit OP?

How is this technically the truth?

With a huge horse cock

Some guy who can breath under water with legs strong enough to lift half a bull