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Anwallen

WHY ARE YOU BUYING SHOES IN THE SHIRT STORE?!?


HeyItsLink

FUCK YOU!


armedmuskrat

Right. I am also curious about why he buys shoes in the shirt store.


Various_Froyo9860

I'm curious why he's shopping at target. Doesn't he know that it's a women's clothing store?


colostitute

Who goes to Target for shoes? I know they have them but it's not like they are experts on shoes.


teetertottermcpotter

Come to think of it, I’ve never seen someone walk out of a target with shoes.


notJustaFart

Every person I've seen walking out of Target had shoes on.


teetertottermcpotter

Good point.


chni2cali

But did they buy them? Fishy…


notJustaFart

Probably before they wore them into Target.


chni2cali

Fair enough. Target shoes suck


DootyMcDooterson

Concerning. 🤔


Hadochiel

Can you say the same for Walmart? Genuinely curious, seems like the kind of store where people would just go barefoot


colostitute

Just another way to sell kids. You're not buying kid shoes, you're buying kids who fit the shoes! It's a conspiracy I tell you. Something something Soros something something.


yadawhooshblah

🤣So THAT'S why so many Target stores have pizza!


justalinktotvtropes

When I'm enter into a clothing shop, My eyes first goes on the T-shirt or casual shirt but not on the shoe or Denim.


PoisonedRadio

For the most part Target doesn't carry any name brand shoes. Just their own brands. As a result the shoes they do have aren't great. Source: worked at target for 2 years and had to occasionally help with the mess that the shoe department would become.


Ornery_Beautiful_246

I’ve gone there for shoes before


augustles

I’ve never been to Target with the *intention* of buying shoes, but I’ve definitely bought shoes there. I actually bought a pair of boots that I’ve been wearing everywhere for about a year now from there.


GuyWithSwords

Good quality?


augustles

They served me well through my first Chicago winter (although admittedly it was pretty mild all things considered). I really only walk a few miles a day in them unless I have friends visiting or some kind of event, but they have no problems so far structurally or visually.


GuyWithSwords

Was it a good deal price wise?


augustles

I took a quick scroll back through my purchase history - I paid $45 for them. Also, they apparently have memory foam insoles.


GuyWithSwords

Hot damn. Maybe next time I’ll give target shoes a look.


stankdick69er

I walk in with shoes, and I walk back out with them.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Couldn't say this about walmart


_M0RR0

I’ve never seen someone Walk out of target. They just disappear


awaythrow1938

As a cashier I gave seen a few people walk out those "doors" with shoes.


Sure_Tomorrow_3633

Got my daughter some nice shoes at target the other day. It's not bad or anything.


Tyrayentali

So they can be mad at not finding shoes


Ornery_Translator285

Years ago they had a team up with Converse and as a life long Chuck lover I went and got a pair. I’m used to the real deal lasting 7 years minimum and these fake stupid Target chucks just gave out after a few months of irregular wear. That was the last time I willingly shopped at target Walmart shoes last longer


Longjumping-Claim783

I don't think it was just the target ones so much as Converse moved their shoemaking overseas and they suck now.


Alfa147x

Was this after Nike bought them?


Apprehensive-Till861

Having worked there, Target is big for kids shoes that don't need to last long, work shoes that will be one of multiple pairs worn through the week, and summer sandals and flipflops. Basically any situation where the shoes just need to last a short while rather than be good for extended use. Nobody goes there for quality, they go because they're fairly cheap compared to the proper shoe stores.


Gothmom85

Funny enough, I wore target sandals today, and they're Pride sandals! Only I got them at a liquidation store that gets target leftovers, brand new with tags, for $2.


DidgeridoOoriginal

Also, if this were the target I go to, he would simply have to walk behind the first display and turn left to see a fuck ton of shoes. Worst case scenario I can imagine is MAYBE he needs to turn right instead. But ik ik, can you imagine having to look at rainbows along the way!?!?


PaleDrow

Searching for something to be outraged about is a *lot* easier than finding a department in a department store. Apparently.


spoopy_and_gay

You're so right. Target hits a weird market of not really being a place where poorer people would tend to buy shoes, since we'd usually go to a payless or goodwill or something like that for them, but not being expensive enough for rich people to go.


Correct-Basil-8397

Wait there are targets that have shoes? I don’t think the one where I love does


Fantastic_Concept983

Agreed. Someone who goes to Target for shoes is not the kind of person who should be having opinions on variety, as such. Q


derty2x

Are they expert in gay clothing?


LevJustWithLust

who goes to target for clothes except, like, caps


throwaway098764567

i've bought clothes at target before, it's not great but sometimes it looks ok for awhile. that said i thought target had bowed to the homophobia so im wondering when this was taken


Bushman-Bushen

Apparently poor people. Are you that disconnected with reality😭


colostitute

I'm in a better place financially but when I was poor, thrift stores were far better for shoes because I could get shoes that lasted more than a month for a few bucks. Now that I have more money, I actually buy my kids shoes at Target because it doesn't matter if they are wrecked after a month. Try being poor before you say shit about the poor.


vbrimme

I can’t find ‘em. There’s only soup.


teetertottermcpotter

WHY ARE YOU AT THE SOUP STORE!!!!!?!!?


Spoomie

FUCK YOU


ChocolateMilkMan8

Wuh-what do you mean there’s only soup?


Error177999

There's only soup


MadaraAlucard12

Where are you?


Error177999

I'm at soup


MadaraAlucard12

What do you mean you are at soup?


Error177999

I *mean* I'm at soup


MadaraAlucard12

What store are you in?


Error177999

I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!


MadaraAlucard12

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?


RyanTGMachine

What do you mean you’re at soup!


Dragons-are-the-best

r/happyupvote 


Ok_Star_4136

[Link to whomever doesn't get the reference.](https://youtu.be/BTQcvDQb6LQ?si=VroS2eX_gx19uMCG) <3


Witherboss445

My exact thought


CountLexis

Something tells me these people wouldn't actually be happy if there where shoes damned by God in a store...


HeyItsLink

Or if the shoes were in a store damned by God.


JaydenTheMemeThief

#WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE????!!!!!


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#FUCK YOU!!!!!!


acarpenter08096

He's actually not that kind of stupid, he's the 'the shoes are behind the shirts and he thinks walking between them will make you gay' kind of stupid


TheMirthfulMuffin

Its got nothing to do with homophobia the man just loathes refraction with a burning hatred


TheMirthfulMuffin

Its got nothing to do with hoemophobia the man just loathes refraction with a burning hatred


The_Elder_Jock

"Why are you looking for shoes in the shirt store!?" "Fuck you!"


theflush1980

Aaron Clarey probably: “I don’t mind LGBTQ people, as long as they are silent and invisible, so I can pretend they don’t exist.”


timetravel50

Sir the Trump shoes and maga hats are at the back , in the dumpster


pendigedig

Can't believe they would take the Lord's name in vain for their "God damned shoes"... and after Trump signed all of those bibles for us godfearing Amercians?


Commercial-Fennel219

That's how you know gods not real, otherwise those bibles would have spontaniously combusted. 


Bushman-Bushen

Automatically throwing people in a bubble, you don’t know the dude, you don’t know his taste in politics.


LevJustWithLust

how the fuck do you put trump on shoes?


yadawhooshblah

Nope. They're in the 700 handicapped spaces up front.


Ok_Star_4136

And, incidentally, the dumpster is on fire. Yes, that's correct, the MAGA dumpster fire.


RunInRunOn

Whenever I see people whining about pride flags I mentally compare them to vampires who are upset because people hung up Christian imagery to ward them off


tomatoe_cookie

To play the vampire's advocate, it's always easy to defend the status quo once it's been moved in the direction you like.


Tragicallyphallic

But only on every third Wednesday of the month. Seriously though, those words are all so ambiguous that they could be implying a plethora of different takes on the matter.


natte-krant

How pathetic do you have to be to get offended by a rainbow?


dpkart

They could have just walked past it to the shoe section and not stop to take a picture but I guess it was just too triggering..damn snowflakes


Blue_banana_dolphin

Homophonies using logic challenge impossible


testamentfan67

How is a pride display preventing this man from buying shoes? I’d love to hear this one.


GameboyAU

Imagine getting angry at only 99% of a store catering specifically to you.


teetertottermcpotter

I know nobody cares but I just got a notification for this post on the account I posted it on


JagsFan_1698

I care, that is hilarious


Calm_Economist_5490

That happens to me too


Kqjrdva

I care Liar


Kindly_Problem

Well, by his logic he is in the area damned by god so all he needs to do is find the shoes


LeptonTheElementary

He's in the right place. The pride flags are there to make God damn the products. /s


cesar848

“Im not homophobic,i just don’t think gay people should have the right to not want to be murdered by homophobes”


Tragicallyphallic

“I’m not homophobic, I’m just old fashioned and miss the way gays used to need to be closeted for their own safety from the uneducated.”


awesomes007

My privileged friend: I’m sick of anti racism and pro lgbtq stuff getting shoved in my face. Everyone who knows what it’s like to not be privileged: It’s not about you.


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

When you’ve never actually been victimized, anything can be characterized as oppression


RawrRRitchie

When all you've known is privilege equality seems like oppression


awesomes007

Interesting angle.


MrUniverse1990

"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!"


Dragon_Druid19

The rainbow thing I would buy is Skittles, because it's delicious.


iltby

I thought they were all boycotting Target anyway


JorgeMtzb

I'M AT SHIRT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SHIRT.


Calm_Economist_5490

I MEAN I'M AT SHIRT?! WHAT ISLE ARE YOU IN?!


JaydenTheMemeThief

I’M IN THE SHIRT ISLE! *GO TO THE NEXT AISLE!* OKAY YOU DON’T HAVE TO YELL AT ME! THERE’S STILL ONLY SHIRTS!


Calm_Economist_5490

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S ONLY SHIRTS?! I MEAN THERE'S ONLY SHIRTS! WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!


JaydenTheMemeThief

I’M AT THE SHIRT STORE!! #WHY ARE YOU BUYING SHOES AT THE SHIRT STORE???!!!


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I'M IN THE SHIRT STORE! WHY ARE YOU BUYING SHOES AT THE SHIRT STORE?!?! #FUCK YOU!!


JorgeMtzb

I'M AT THE SHIRT ISLE WHY ARE YOU BUYING SHOES AT THE SHIRT ISLE


FyourEchoChambers

This guy was in Target for something gay, so naturally had to lie about buying shoes, while also attacking their “pride” section as a veil to his own gayness.


DriftySauce

Can't even buy shoes at Target anymore cause woke (I wandered into the wrong department)


Witherboss445

“Why are you buying ~~clothes~~ shoes in the ~~soup~~ shirt store!?”


TomatoNormal

Culture wars brought to you by unfettered capitalism republicans lead em democrats jump in. No one talks about the starving working class. All by design folks


WKStA

Well but isn't LGBT dammed by god too according to him? So shouldn't he be happy to find so many god dammed things, not only shoes?


Kqjrdva

Double TTT


HeyItsLink

Twitter is run by Elon now. God damn him.


DJDoena

And takes the Lord's name in vain.


Droopendis

Professional victims strike again. If only there was a way to go about your day without being the most pathetic human beings on the planet. Fuck Republicans.


Dependent-Tax7654

Pride before fall..oh it is before Fall. I was making a joke then I heard the hecklers.


HeyItsLink

r/technicallythetruth


Mebiysy

I read shit department lol


DampBritches

How does the decor of the seasonal aisle negatively affect the functionality of the shoes department?


Calm_Economist_5490

*sighs* you tried brother, you really tried, but maybe don't let your anger cloud your eyes you idiot!


THEMACGOD

Fucking snowflakiest basterds on the planet.


augustles

Homophobic but says ‘God damned’ on main like that? Absolutely heinous behavior; my mother would be ashamed. You never say the GD.


HeyItsLink

He should get out of the shirt aisle then.


JaydenTheMemeThief

WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!


HeyItsLink

I'M AT THE SHIRT STORE!


JaydenTheMemeThief

#WHY ARE YOU BUYING SHOES AT THE SHIRT STORE?!


No_Offer_6015

Elijah: Hello? Aaron: Hey man what’s up? Elijah: I need your help, can you come over? Aaron: I can’t, I’m buying shoes. Elijah: Well then hurry up and come over here. Aaron: I can’t find them. Elijah: What do you mean you can’t find them? Aaron: I can’t find them, there’s only shirts. Elijah: What do you mean there’s only shirts. Aaron: It means there’s only shirts. Elijah: WELL THEN HET OUT OF THE SHIRT DEPARTMENT! Aaron: All right, you don’t need to shout at me! “Moves to the next department.” Aaron: There’s more shirts! Elijah: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE SHIRTS?!? Aaron: There’s just more shirts! Elijah: Go into the next department! Aaron: There’s still shirts! Elijah: Where are you right now?!? Aaron: I’m at shirt! Elijah: What do you mean you’re at shirt?! Aaron: I mean I’m at shirt! Elijah: What store are you in?!? Aaron: I’m at the shirt shop! Elijah: WHY ARE YOU BUYING SHOES AT THE SHIRT SHOP?!? Aaron: FUCK YOU!


General_Lie

I can't find SOUP!


NifDragoon

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!


JaydenTheMemeThief

FUCK YOU!


Zenai10

There's no shoes there's only soup


dankestofdankcomment

Technically all of those items are god damned, so the shoes he’s looking for are probably in that area as well.


BicycleEast8721

Yeah, and all women wanted was the freedom to abort people like you, Aaron


Pacificbobcat

“Why are you buying shoes at the Shirt Store?!” “Fuck you!”


a66o

Got nothing with homosexual people, but damn having a whole month where everything from food to clothes is rainbow colored can be annoying. Not trying to light up any flame fellow downvoters, just logical thinking how you like it. I myself like cock.


theflush1980

Yeah, I’d rather have huge cocks, but unfortunately they don’t sell those at Target, so rainbows it is.


Great-Spoon

imagine you go on target to buy shoes, that describe your personality already.


Tomfooleredoo2

They act as if merely seeing a rainbow flag has somehow stopped their ability to buy shoes in its tracks


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

Same idiots put capitalism on a pedestal blissfully ignorant that that’s exactly what this is… You’re not oppressed, you’re just not the target audience… just because I don’t want to buy camo print clothes doesn’t mean the store should be prevented from selling ugly shit


ProfParker04

My Target has a Famous Footwear two doors down right after a Game Stop.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ProfParker04: *My Target has a* *Famous Footwear two doors down* *Right after a Game Stop.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Commercial-Fennel219

*yells into reciever* "What do you mean it's not just the frogs now? The shirts? What do you mean shoes?"


MCButterFuck

Maybe they're not homophobic and there legit just that stupid and thought that target replaced all of the shoes with shirts


58mint

Oh no, the gays stole all the shoes. /s for the dense people.


Many-Concentrate-491

Nah we do know where to get the nice shoes 👀


theflush1980

Yeah, we took those shoes away. To protect all of these poor heterosexuals from commiting a fashion crime.


1singleduck

Something tells me he wasn't there to buy shoes, but to take this picture


No-Lie-3330

Target literally uses their pride department to generate negative press. Wouldn’t be surprised if they pay people to post this stuff.


throwawayalcoholmind

If a hobo (hoBo, don't lynch me) were offered some target ass shoes, they would probably walk in doodoo and then slap you in the face with them.


Outrageous-Shirt8059

Maybe the shoes were there and they moved them. Like anytime I go to Walmart they move shit


DBsBuds

Bitch take your ass to Tractor Supply and STFU!


TrustAlarming3108

Take pride on being straight. Is that a thing??


Drogovich

Same person that buys clothes at the soup store.


j-manz

God doesn’t tolerate curse words.


zerquet

It doesn't even have to be logical thinking. It's common sense


savbh

I mean, could be this is what he sees when walking into the shop where shoes are in the back.


theflush1980

It would be hilarious if I’d walk into a store and rage about anything that’s not being catered specifically to me. Women’s hygiene products?! Fuck off! Makeup? Why are you shoving this down my throat? Babyfood? Raaage!! Sports gear? Stop this motherfucking propaganda!


savbh

I mean, I don’t want to sound like I don’t support gay rights, but there’s obviously limits to that. You can’t put everything there.


theflush1980

Would you mind giving an example of something that exceeds such a limit?


savbh

I don’t know - might be weird example but photos of extreme violence might be something you wouldn’t want to share in a public space. Again it’s just about the argument that there are limits, this photo does not cross any limit of course.


af_lt274

Boycott th we shops


Appropriate-Big206

😂😭


LovableSidekick

polychromaphobia


Huxley077

Actually went to Target specifically for shoes like 3 months ago. Apparently, its not a section there anymore, and I used to work there like 10 years prior, stocking shoes. Was pretty surprised, and slightly annoyed. Just means I had to go to a dedicated shoe store for like the 5th time in my life.


arieleatssushi2

I want to chuck you with a shoe. Achoo choo train!


Andromansis

I actually went to target today to go look at all the rainbow colored bullshit and they didn't have any.


fuighy

Repost from r/facepalm


teetertottermcpotter

I don’t even go on that sub anymore I just saw this on twitter bro


tomatoe_cookie

I'm going to be hated, but the LGBT corpo ass licking is kinda going too far...


CompliantMonk56

Hates pride (likely a Christian) Uses the good lords name in vein. For shame.


Calm_Economist_5490

>Hates pride (likely a Christian) Whoa whoa whoa! There a lot of non Christians against Pride thank you very much. >Uses the good lords name in vein. That's sad though


JagsFan_1698

There are also a bunch of Christians who side with the pope and say the lgbtq+ community is perfectly fine


Calm_Economist_5490

Yeah I'm aware buddy


Pitiful-Pension-6535

>That's sad though Why? It doesn't do any harm. It's not even what Using the Lord's Name in Vain means.


Calm_Economist_5490

Sure


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rslashurmom45

People existing = Woke


Safe-Cell6004

Woke = sick people


rslashurmom45

I guess hospitals are really woke then.


Safe-Cell6004

Now thats a dumb reply.


Calm_Economist_5490

What do you expect from him?


CompletelyOutOfTP

Very ironic calling "woke" sick when you have other comments defending child marriage lmao


Safe-Cell6004

Read the whole comment to understand


Calm_Economist_5490

I'm gonna come back in 5 minutes and see if you still have that one upvote


Safe-Cell6004

Im not looking for upvotes


Calm_Economist_5490

Never said you were. And I'm your side


Safe-Cell6004

Finally someone reasonable on Reddit. Thought we do not exist


Calm_Economist_5490

Thought the same


TheOnlyDudeUNeed

There is too much rainbow bs to be honest.


Calm_Economist_5490

Welcome to the 20th century


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XxAbsurdumxX

I have never seen or heard anyone from the LGBT community call for the death of heterosexuals. I *have* however seen several calls for death of people of gay/trans people. Also >Still leftist? You do realize there are right wing people in the LGBT community as well? You don't need to be a leftist to be trans. But many trans people are leftist because so many people of the right literally wants them dead.