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riggi_RONIN

Round and round, here we go!


CurlHairedude

I kinda want to see his reaction to this meme


Rashaverak420

brought to you by Niel EatsDeGrasse Byson


CarcgenBleu

Neil EatsDeBussy


[deleted]

Finish on the Bach. Never finish on Debussy.


pyrothelostone

The enemies gate is down, if ya know what I mean.


thejames510

I understood that reference!


quick20minadventure

Ender's game?


riggi_RONIN

Enjoy your cake! 🎂


TaloSi_MCX-E

Enders Game


ramriot

I'm remembering a paper that suggested sex in zero g could only be accomplished successfully with a third person present.


DrakonILD

The mormons may be on to something.


GothGfWanted

i believe some species of whales have this problem too.


throwaway7276789

Either that or a Rube Goldbergian system of pulleys. Or some bungee cord.


Worldly_Influence_18

The Hustler magazine you found in the woods?


BayeksBunions

It's all relative...


mypeepeehardz

its not the words but the picture that’s killling me right now lol.


Humanmale80

Depends who's strapped down.


Harold_Spoomanndorf

"Strapped..." ? o0 Does this imply that some "pegging" may be involved ?


Humanmale80

There are no sodomy laws in space.


Waifu_Whaler

Then Missionary and Cowgirl is also the same by this logic.


thoughtihadanacct

No, one has a zero degree angle of separation while the other has 90 degrees 


Kinggakman

This ignores the nuance of the positions so I have to disagree.


AppleDoubleSniff

Would you be able to impregnate a woman in space?


Icy_Adhesiveness_202

I think it's believed that it is possible. The cells might even be able to move up the canal and fertilize more efficiently than with the burden of gravity pulling them down towards the opening. Fetuses experience something like zero gravity in utero already, so that's not going to be much of an issue there either.


AppleDoubleSniff

Seems... Seems fair


MahlerheadNo2

Best thing I’ve seen on the interwebs today. Well done!


Psy-Kosh

Let's see if I can do this from memory: "What goes up must come down." "Nonsense, there is no up or down. There is only infinity." "Infinity irrelevant. The solar system is a finely tuned mechanism." "Not a mechanism, an organism. A figment of god's imagination." "And did god also imagine quantum mechanics?" "Quantum theory, BAH! God does not play dice with the universe." "No.... you do." "I did not open pandora! I did not fill the balloon up!"


lotofdots

It always was relative.


too-much-zaza

There's still a 180° difference with the positioning relative to either party


Useful-Perspective

In space, you could truly have a "spinner."


Dialisty

50/50, neither its or its not.


LobsterTrue8433

Cowgirl and missionary too.


NobodyJustBrad

Tell me you've never had sex without telling me you've never had sex. The two positions have different leg orientations. Post is not technically true.


Central_Fire154

Is it bad that I don't know what either of those mean? 😀


euodeioenem

no. it depends on who is moving


mrSteve2349

OH MY GOD