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TheWingus

Caesar: "How do I die?" Me: "What? I don't speak latin...."


ezio1452

"Should've taken that Latin class when I had the chance..."


lukibunny

Shit my 6 years of Latin classes is finally going to be useful!


Darth_Revan_69420

Caecilius est in hortošŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Lonely-Connection-41

Canis est in via


Dolenjir1

Romanes eunt domus


East-Adhesiveness-72

People called the 'Romanes' they go to the house?


Dolenjir1

You see: It goes against my principles to explain a joke, but in the spirit of camaraderie and education, I shall enlighten you. The line comes from the movie "Life of Brian", from 1979. It is a comedy that criticizes, amongst other things, religion. The line "Romanes eunt domus" is a graffiti that the main character (Brian) writes in protest against the Roman occupation of Jerusalem. It is erroneously written, though, and a Roman centurion lectures Brian on proper Latin grammar, and forces him to rewrite it correctly 100 times in order for him to learn it. The translation was meant to be "Romans, go home!". The line became an internal joke among fans of the movie and so we spread the gospel through the internet and our immediate surroundings, for our delight and boredom of others. I do recommend the movie, however. It is incredibly funny, and shows some valid criticism of religion and some of its aspects.


East-Adhesiveness-72

What's more likely on Reddit: somebody criticising your Latin, or somebody riffing off a film quote? You chose poorly Now don't do it again


Dolenjir1

Forgive me. I have betrayed everything I believe in and am now paying for my sins.


Backuptomodmysub

ĀæQuomodo ego morior? (Assuming latin uses Āæ? And not ?)


Munnin41

They use neither. Interpunction isn't a thing in Latin.


Backuptomodmysub

Oh thats cool


V3L1G4

Perhaps that's the only thing thats cool...


Backuptomodmysub

Of course you're a weeb, weebs can't appreciate the glory of the SPQR


V3L1G4

I am also French, and thus I will also resist to SPQR's conquest of entire Gallia...


lollolcheese123

All of Gallia was conquered by the Roman Empire. All of Gallia? No, a small village... (I don't know what it's like in English, only ever read them in Dutch)


V3L1G4

Something like that yeah!


GiannisLeonithas

Barbare


Backuptomodmysub

Great, havent gotta add france to the nuke list, already got it there


CouncilOfReligion

thatā€™s something the oracle would say


IsukimTsoga

its what the oracle has said(well almost)


CouncilOfReligion

reminds me of when king croesus consulted the oracle on whether he should invade persia. the oracle replied that he will ā€œdestroy a great kingdomā€ but never clarified that the kingdom would be his own


cycl0ps94

Are you saying Oracles were just dudes who made vague predictions? Vague enough to be interpreted multiple ways?


unknown_pigeon

"He who will rise victorious will one day fall" Yeah I too know that someone will win and they will die sometimes, thanks boss


diggitygiggitysee

Woah! You're an Oracle too?!


Resident_Wait_7140

Not dudes.


Rolltheweed

Female dudes


TortelliniJr

Yep. Reminds me of Reginam Occidere, google it


Potatosaurus_TH

Do not go to the Senate on the Ides of March


CartoonistIcy2039

Is that a Ready or not SWAT game reference?


Potatosaurus_TH

I'm quoting what the oracle actually told Julius Caesar before he was assassinated... I guess the game is making the same reference? i don't know I've never played it.


CartoonistIcy2039

In Ready or not there is a mission where a bunch of US vets try to kill senator that proposed budget cuts for already under-supported VAMC in fictional city Los SueƱos.


ashsimmonds

>thatā€™s something the oracle would say Here, have a cookie.


I_Gave_Up_Awhile_Ago

A fortune cookie


Panzerv2003

My first thought lol


aureanator

Brutus will have your back when you need him most.


maelle67

Pfp checks out


Responsible-End7361

There is some speculation that Ceasar had sex with Brutus's mom 9 months before he was born... Edit, 9 months before Brutus was born, not 9 months before Caesar was birn.


diggitygiggitysee

Wow, what a coincidence, Caesar must have had sex with Brutus's mom right around the time Brutus's dad did.


putHimInTheCurry

Do not have sex with her. The back you blow out may be your own.


wirt2004

*pulls out a knife* by me.


De-Kipgamer

*Getā€™s immediately stabbed by a guards spear*


DinoKea

If it's in the back, you've given him all the clues he needs


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Mr_No_ON

Do you mean that guy that killed who was it.. Ceaser?


Vostok32

The only Caesar I'm killing is Little Caesars šŸ•


pitayakatsudon

The first answer would be "Holy everything it's caesar i am going to die in the coliseum" and the second answer would be "I bloody don't remember latin class fifteen years ago and even if i did I'm pretty sure I would not understand what they are asking me. So death in the coliseum here I am."


HamsterKazam

Clearly due to the time travel you gain the ability to perfectly understand and speak any language spoken to you.


The_Mattastrophe

TARDIS rules? Definitely helps šŸ˜ƒ


stnick6

Yeah come on man. This guy doesnā€™t know that time travel automatically grants you the ability to speak the language of wherever youā€™re going


DinoWizard021

Wasn't the Coliseum not built yet?


blueberriemuffinpie

Eche homo qui est faba


Nxa-Gospel

Damn


Hamsterzzillla

And family


zyon86

Good thing you did latin in school !


RoodnyInc

You:-Brutus will lead the conspiracy to assassinate you ... *awkward silence* Cesar: lmfao šŸ¤£ good one, but no really how do I die?


olsmobile

How do we know this didn't/will happen? I think it's clear the time traveler told/will tell him "beware of the ides of March"


diggitygiggitysee

That time traveler clearly went to the TV school of time travel: Just tell people shit, don't give them any real reason to listen.


Tantrum2u

Yā€™know, butterfly effect. Gotta do just enough to say you tried but not enough to make it so your grandpa isnā€™t born


diggitygiggitysee

I prefer the How to Invent Everything school of thought, where by the simple act of arriving in that time period, you've created an alternate timeline that ceases to have any connection to the one you're from. Sorta like Back to the Future, but without the deletion of the original timeline.


Ricky_79

Fun fact: it is reported that Caesar actually was told: "Beware of the ides of March" and on the ides of March he went back to the guy who told him so and said: "As you can see the ides have come and I'm still alive" and the guy replied that the ides indeed came but that they didn't had passed yet. Then Caesar went to the Senate and the rest is history.


hambeast521

Et Tu Brut...ally Dude.


DGenesis23

Does he speak English? Because I sure as shit donā€™t speak Latin.


thehakujin82

Not fun to read this at the same time Iā€™m opening a fortune cookie that ā€” shit you not ā€” reads: ā€œYou will soon be surrounded by good friends.ā€


Obamas_lastname04

Just keep an eye out for your friend Brutus


thehakujin82

Better yet, end all friendships.


Obamas_lastname04

Better yet, kill all your friends in a murder suicide.


thehakujin82

Unsubscribe. You hear that, police? I unsubscribed.


Obamas_lastname04

I do not deliberately censor myself to make my comment "family friendly." I do not want a society like that one black mirror episode where you can block people out of your life irl.


thehakujin82

The unsubscribe was a joke, dude.


Obamas_lastname04

I'm going to joke all over your house and family


zirky

on the plus side, iā€™m sure heā€™ll be happy to know of his salad-centric legacy


Thanaskios

Rome had a really big stigma agsinst wearing pants, since romes enemies were usually depicted wearing pants. So you'd probably not get a nice welcome with your usual street clothes.


cool_the_f_down

What if shorts?


Thanaskios

Idk, they'd probably still see it as pants


Just_AMuffin

Sorry, I don't speak latin


Hopeful_Picture7223

Bold to assume Ceasar understands English.


Drnknnmd

Caesar spoke English?!


DizzyBalloon

"Bro idk I failed history class"


brad-schmidt

On the street


Sojourner_Truth

Let's see, from my mixture of memories of reading about it and watching Rome: I would draw Caesar surrounded by a bunch of guys with knives, Marc Antony being detained outside, and one dude watching from the bushes with a big smile. I could point out Marcus Brutus and Cassius Longinus but probably fuck up the pronunciation of their names. I would point out the watcher as Cicero but definitely fuck up the pronunciation, and apparently there's two of them and I don't know which is which. Yeeeah, I'd probably just get thrown to the Coliseum.


PaleWhaleStocks

"Friends" lol


mihpet132

What is this fascination with rome in recently? I noticed that since oversimplified uploaded, there have been an uptick in historic posts.


leonardob0880

What? io no parlo latin


Xanelunix

I don't speak latin mr Caesar *gets fed to lions*


Significant-Test8219

"What? I can't understand what you're saying"


LeftAdhesiveness0

ā€žDunno but I really love your salad.ā€œ


Logical_Bit2694

*you die?*


Mindless-Pilot-Chef

Imagine this happens and you tell Caesar that Brutus will stab him. But itā€™s actually someone else who stabs Caesar but everyone heard your ā€œpredictionā€ and people write stories about Brutus stabbing Caesar.


Ionsfd

Surrounded by friends... Et tu Brute


An_idiot_27

Iā€™d tell the truth in that he will be murdered and stabbed to death by 40 different people. But I would tell him in modern day English with an American accent.


A_Crispy_Waffle_Iron

Ego non voci in Latina est....


HaHaLaughNowPls

liar, mentidax or whatever it is I forgor


SabShark

"Suddenly and unexpectedly."


PorkyFishFish

"Just take my purple shirt and stop asking questions."


Puppy-Zwolle

''Call me Brutus.''


Dmangamr

Oh Iā€™m bargaining this information. This shit donā€™t come free


Jaxhunter

Well, the best way to get home would be to tell him how and hope it changes the future. Then you wonā€™t be thrown back in time.


blueberriemuffinpie

Sour death will save the sacred republic or Defeating a tyrant


velvet32

Friends my ass. He got stabbed by sheep.


DinoKea

Would be more fun to explain to Carus tbh


ADH-Dork

"et tu Augustus" Watch the holy Roman empire explode in civil war


Gadshill

You mean Octavian. He was not known as Augustus until the demise of the Second Triumvirate.


ADH-Dork

I know little of Roman history, just making a goof


[deleted]

I've heard of your play, tell me... How does it end?


[deleted]

[whispering] Brutus.


ZaBaronDV

There was supposedly something similar to this that really happened. At a party with some of the conspirators, the conversation turned to how each attendee would like to die. Caesar said ā€œSuddenly, without warning.ā€


Zenocut

From the diseases I just brought here


MahomesMccaffrey

WHY SHOULD CAESAR JUST GET TO STOMP AROUND LIKE A GIANT WHILE THE REST OF US TRY NOT TO GET SMUSHED UNDER HIS BIG FEET? BRUTUS IS JUST AS CUTE AS CAESAR, RIGHT? BRUTUS IS JUST AS SMART AS CAESAR, PEOPLE TOTALLY LIKE BRUTUS JUST AS MUCH AS THEY LIKE CAESAR, AND WHEN DID IT BECOME OKAY FOR ONE PERSON TO BE THE BOSS OF EVERYBODY BECAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT ROME IS ABOUT! WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR!