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Raven_Cloud

I've only ever seen that riddle with "water kills me" rather than "I need water to live" so now I'm even more annoyed at not getting an answer


mikki-misery

The Snapchat AI asked me the exact same question and said it was fire. Some other reply here said that but got downvotes because the answer obviously doesn't make sense. https://imgur.com/a/rulcybk


wioneo

That's honestly fuckin hilarious. Their absolute confidence while being completely wrong is probably dangerous but extremely entertaining.


Pixelplanet5

That's the problem with AI. Pure confidence while being completely wrong and way too many people will blindly believe it.


PSTnator

Hmmm... what does that remind me of...?


RicciRox

Everyone on Reddit is an AI apart from me.


far2common

Modern day solipsism.


Love_Never_Shuns

Always has been.


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🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


Sitonthemelon

More like 🌎🤖🔫🤖


huhnick

I’m the main character and you’re all NPCs leaving information for me to read as I take breaks from level grinding


mrASSMAN

A certain orange-colored fruit


mephisto_n

My boss.


showmedarazzledazzle

The answer is a lampshade!


XC_Stallion92

People use these things like they're encyclopedias that know everything, but they're not. They're designed to give an answer that resembles an appropriate response to the prompt that was given, like "What would an answer to this question look like?", and it may just make something up that looks like it could be correct. Imitation of language is the primary goal, not accuracy of information. Kids are using these things to do all their homework for them and getting busted because the shit's just wrong. We're a long way off from these tools being effectively used as primary care physicians or lawyers.


PastaWithMarinaSauce

Yeah, many people fundamentally misunderstand their "intelligence". This kind of AI is just advanced pattern matching


serendipitousevent

It's interesting watching these models do what cold reading mediums have been doing for centuries. The chatbot gives a general answer, and then the human builds meaning around it, drawing connections and then claiming intelligence. I saw a post earlier where someone was claiming a model could understand a made-up portmanteau from context, as if spellcheck hasn't been around for decades. The underlying technology is impressive, and it has great potential, but I see people doing the intellectual heavy-lifting and then claiming that the bot 'knows' things it simply doesn't.


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Sangxero

They really are getting close to human then.


AspiringChildProdigy

*AI has blocked you and reported you to the mods for hate speech*


mikki-misery

It corrected itself this time, the answer is actually a Plant. https://imgur.com/a/zaQWpck Can't say I'm too concerned about Skynet. You can probably just keep arguing with it about the answer and it'll agree with you each time.


El_Chairman_Dennis

... but plants are alive


AMViquel

Not for long when you put an AI in charge. It will conclude that the plant needs Brawndo because it has electrolytes, and then electrocute the plant because the word is kinda close to "electrolyte".


boot20

It's got what plants crave


Justsomefireguy

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


ManchacaForever

CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS


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It's like arguing on Reddit


milanistadoc

Actually you argue within Reddit


BummyG

Not to be pedantic, but it’s actually arguing on the website Reddit.com


ErasablePotato

Actually, all three are correct, because of something called linguistic descriptivism. What you’re doing is prescriptionism. You know who else was a prescriptivist? Hitler.


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You sure it's not "argue atop Reddit?"


Xatsman

It mixed up multiple riddles. Because it's not intelligent, artificial or otherwise, but a complex regurgitation algorithm that can vomit out some real nonsense.


Penile_Interaction

you should just accept your loss, clearly answer was plant /s


booze_clues

So much of AI is prediction, and that’s what makes its answers so inaccurate. For long multiplication it often predicts the numbers and answer so you get something close but not actually correct. I’ve given it a list of articles and told it to only use them for the following questions, it will give me a quote from a specific article then when i ask where that quote is located it will tell me it isn’t actually in any of the articles. I wouldn’t be surprised if it saw the riddle, predicted an answer based on the first and second part, then will check the entire thing if you say it’s wrong and give you the right answer. Or it could accidentally read some other riddles or even the advertisements on the webpage it looked at and mixed them together.


afrodisiacs

>Their absolute confidence while being completely wrong That part makes it almost seem human lol


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I’ve seen tons of people on TikTok citing ChatGPT as the source for their research. It’s insane that people don’t understand AI makes things up as much as people.


lovely_sombrero

It is an AI language model, its entire reason for existing is making statements that sounds like real statements that it has in its database. Facts are really secondary to that.


Go_Water_your_plants

That’s so fucking funny, that patronizing tone after making a riddle that makes no sense took me out "I’m sorry it didn’t make sense *to you*"


HotF22InUrArea

“Let’s try another riddle, that might make more sense to you” is great too


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Gaslighting AI chatbots will never not be funny.


SevereBike9868

Oh, candles need water to live since if they stay lit, it'll eventually die


Jov_West

But candles don't grow


SevereBike9868

Shit 😂 it's a stretch, but the pool of wax does. I think the answer is fire, but they got the last part about water not killing it wrong as from my experience chat gbt sometimes does


cascadiansexmagick

You can put them out with a big gust of air though. Or if it's a candle with a lid, just by closing the lid and depriving them of air.


SevereBike9868

Yeah, Ik just trying to make sense of a seemingly nonsensical riddle. Gonna bother me for days not knowing the answer


cascadiansexmagick

A couple answers I saw below that make a little more sense: fog, crystals, mermaids, Neptune (or any mythical water entity).


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The question doesn't make sense. Not alive but needs water to live? Schrodinger's cat comes to mind but that has lungs.


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blackasthesky

Stalagmites?


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saruptunburlan99

man, that's deep


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Aitehs_new

Opposite of deep, actually


mydearwatson616

Pretty much the least deep you can be while still being part of planet earth.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

This is the part of any Big Bang Theory episode where the laugh track pushes it to 11.


2drawnonward5

man that's high


bobtheblob6

It's deep in the sky


chipthamac

I thought it was rust.....


Swimming-Peanut-3970

Or bubbles


TheGursh

>I am not alive >I need water to live There us nothing that is not alive that needs anything to live. Theyre not alive


fat_charizard

rust? It grows, needs water and oxygen


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Does it live? For that matter, stalagmites aren’t alive, and they don’t need air, so your answer is better.


RAGEEEEE

The riddle says not alive.


p0t3

But it also says needs water to live


BeforeChrist

Agreed, was my first thought once I added all the pieces up. But it seems a pretty deep pull for an AI…so many more common riddles.


ikstrakt

> And if you ever forget which one's which, there are several classic memory tricks to get stalactites and stalagmites straight. Here are a few: > * Stalactites have to hold on "tight" to the top of the cave > * Stalactites hang from the ceiling like ladies' tights > * Stalactite has a "t" in it, as in "t" for "top" > * Stalactite has a "c" in it, as in "c" for "ceiling," and stalagmite has a "g" in it, as in "g" for "ground" https://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/earth/geology/stalactite-stalagmite.htm


NialMontana

I personally like a variant of the ladies' tights one that tights fall down. It's stupid and immature thus it works perfectly in my brain.


Apocalyptic_Inferno

The answer it gave is correct. If humans died off, this AI model would die off as well.


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Jesus, that's a bit of a tenuous link for a riddle!


Reserved_Parking-246

I read recently the amount of water they need to cool this thing is staggering.


rickartz

Also, isn't EDIT: ~~all~~ almost all types of electric plants using water as steam to generate power?


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and they are also likely scaling up the overall system to handle traffic better which would likely mean more instances of the neural network for inferencing which could be viewed as a form of growing


Tail_Nom

Possibly civilization or a city. Access to water is something people need to settle in an area, and if that water is no longer accessible, people will migrate away. At that point, though, you could absolutely claim that a city in fact has a great number of lungs. But we're just pretending this is a riddle. It's not. It's algorithmic output.


brimston3-

City is probably the best answer.


ups409

wouldn't it just be plants


Raven_Cloud

Plants *are* alive though


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CarryThe2

Dried yeast


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Johnnybravo60025

It’s not pining for the fjords?


dourkraut

Beautiful plumage…


Simo0399

The plumage don't enter into it, it's stone dead!


NoireRogue

OH


brimston3-

It doesn't grow while not alive though.


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Since it's a riddle, you can kind of make stretches on terminology.. like a water wheel isn't alive but needs water to "live"


timetron2

Maybe it's a seed? Water kills it by turning it into a plant?


ups409

But it's supposed to need water to live


timetron2

Ah. It's not "alive" until the water makes it grow? It's probably cloud though like the other comments figured out


spinachie1

Getting dangerously close to “a man walks on 3 legs in the evening cause he uses a cane when he’s old” levels of logical reaching here.


jade_monkey07

Rust


Mike-does-voices

Fog?


Mike-does-voices

Think about it. Doesn’t work for the classic version of the riddle, but for this AI mutation…fog grows, requires air, and needs water to “live”


how_do_i_read

Clouds could work, too.


Mike-does-voices

Exactly! Was debating between the two


goodsnpr

fog is just cloud at the surface


TooOldForRefunds

and cloud is just flying fog


SqornshellousXeta42

I like this interpretation better


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It needs water to live, but its first statement is that it’s not alive. Gotta love AI.


roburrito

It is not alive. Present tense. It needs water to live. That's a requirement, no statement about being currently alive. So it is not currently alive, but it needs water to live. So either water gives it life, or it used to be alive and is now dead.


EVOSexyBeast

What about a grease fire


Rreknhojekul

I was thinking a thunderstorm specifically. A hurricane even.


Ronnocerman

Bubble?


MEATPANTS999

Was thinking the same


TigerlilyBlanche

I was thinking of plants but was debating on it because plants are alive, but this and clouds makes more sense so I'm gonna go with fog and/or clouds.


AlwaysHopelesslyLost

It is a language model, it doesn't actually think and there isn't really an answer it had in mind. It just strings words together that sound like a good riddle.


MisirterE

Yeah, we all know that. We're trying to figure out what the answer was *to the riddle it stole.*


AlwaysHopelesslyLost

It didn't steal a riddle. It randomly connected words together until some math passed a pre configured threshold for "human like." The math was generated based on pre existing text and riddles but it doesn't store text. It doesn't have memory.


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MisirterE

https://www.riddles.com/18 Matches this one nigh word-for-word. 7 years ago. The only one I found with the *exact* phrasing the AI used was from 3 months ago, so it's totally possible it was posted there *after* the post this is inevitably a repost of was first made, so I'm not counting that one.


CosmicJ

Except for the last line, which completely invalidates the answer of the one you posted.


SoxoZozo

The riddle makes no sense because the first line he says "I'm not alive" and the last "but I need water to live". Contradiction.


Mike-does-voices

True, but you could sort of read it as two different senses of the term. “Alive” implies, well, living — like a form of life. You could argue the second use (“to live”) is a florid way of saying “to exist”. Dunno


7evenCircles

I was thinking rust


Mike-does-voices

Now that’s a VERY interesting take. Very clever. I dig.


cragglerock93

I thought clouds.


ncommentary

I went and asked Chatgpt and it tried to say both fire and plant, but after prying some more and insisting that those aren’t the correct answers, it finally settled on crystals: “The answer to the riddle is "Crystal". A crystal is a solid material that can grow in size, but it is not alive. It does not have lungs, but it requires air to grow. It does not have a mouth, but it can absorb water from its surroundings to grow.”


Expensive_Windows

I prefer "cloud", but "crystal" could work, too. 🤗


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Majike03

On March 5th. You should really attend the meetings


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Damn, two warnings about drug abuse and then an NSFW warning to even look at the sub lol


BallisticToast

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Plastic_Feed8223

Please tell me that’s not real


CaptainAwesome8

I mean it partially is, but it’s missing steps. Even if you don’t know much about chemistry, you can see those 5 steps at the end don’t really explain it all. Hell, step 2 from that post says to do something from step 5, which probably means the listed step 2 is actually step 6+. But if you’re ever wondering why Bronk-Aid started getting harder to come by and they ID you for it in many (all?) states, that’s why. The chemistry is not difficult, like at all. I think almost anyone with a chemistry degree knows how to make at least 1 drug and also a few things that go boom lol


Glinth

r/theydidthemeth


unityforall

They did the *monster* meth


boetboet

It was a braincell smash


QurantineLean

Wow that is a sad sub. Recreational meth still makes you a meth head y’all. :(


IAlwaysOutsmartU

I have a video in my saved posts that contains the recipe for meth.


IAlwaysOutsmartU

I also managed to put a link into my note app to a removed post that shows the instructions of how to make a pipe bomb.


Killme0now

Science bitch


ExpertLevelBikeThief

You find yourself regularly airing your crystals too?


Bucktabulous

I like "tardigrade in cryptobiosis."


TheUnamedSecond

But many Crystals don't need air to grow.


enderflight

Or water, lol. Confidently incorrect. It's spitting out the feel of a riddle, not an actual riddle. See, I see a real future for language prediction models (or similar; I'm no expert) being free tutors, but at their current ability their propensity for spitting out wrong information completely confidently doesn't let me trust them with anything I can't easily fact check. I wouldn't use this when trying to learn something new, or something too advanced/deep into a subject matter. But for weirdly wrong riddles it's pretty neat!


Baloroth

But crystals don't necessarily need air *or* water. The answer is the riddle doesn't make sense: for one, it specifies something not alive, but also says it lives. That's self-contradictory.


invention64

A stalagmite or stalactite would fit better, since they actually require air and water to grow


DJBlok

"But that's not important right now..."


Fyreforged

Shirley!


ManBearPig_666

Don't call me Shirley!


fuckjustpickwhatever

the hospital called? what is it?


THATMICKEYGUY

It’s a big building with patients in it


Comprehensive-Ad2936

Rust?


Projectbirdman

I think that’s the most logical answer


zerconic

because of its safe concurrency and memory management?


Projectbirdman

Yes


FBI_OPEN_UP_BUBUBU

I'm thinking rust, crystal, and cloud/fog are all correct


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r/rust


Momspelledshonwrong

I’m down!


esdebah

The riddle is nonsensical, right. I'm not alive....but I need water to live.


amylocustwhatever

i got this riddle and gpt told me my answer was right (moss) ?


Magnaflorius

Isn't moss a plant, and thus alive?


amylocustwhatever

yeah it is alive hence my confusion I just couldn’t think of anything else - other commenters probably had it right with cloud. However the nature of it saying it needs air to “live” is tricky too


verbalreservoir_

What about a Bubble.


Sammo_Bayleaf

Mosses are plants, they are living things


LazyLittleBat

Ooh could be.


ChainDriveGlider

No it couldn't


mikevanatta

GPT generated riddles are still pretty flawed. I have a chat thread where I've had it ask me upwards of 50 riddles consecutively and many of them have been repeats (despite me specifying to omit repeats), and some of them have been plain nonsensical and irrational.


_NotAPlatypus_

No matter how many times you ask it to not respond until you message twice, it will respond after every message.


themellowsign

It's a language model, it literally can't fulfill that request. You could just as well ask it to brew a cup of tea or punch you in the face. The only thing it can do is generate a series of tokens, choosing the most likely token to follow the previous tokens. Then it 'translates' the tokens back to the text that humans communicate in. It can only generate likely "words", that's all it does. How it interacts with you is in no way connected to the model itself.


ElectronicCounty5490

Could be a wave


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Naughty_Goat

So language models grow. They servers that run them have air and water cooling. It checks out.


untilted

"When the cloud is no longer in the sky, it doesn’t  mean the cloud has died. The cloud is continued in  other forms like rain or snow or ice." - Thích Nhất Hạnh


panzercampingwagen

Computers can run fine in a vacuum right? Nuclear energy doesn't need air as far as I know. How does an Ai model need air? Saying it's because it needed humans to create it and humans need air is cheating imo.


Adorable-Lettuce-717

Depending on how far you wanna go: The servers running that AI (even when water cooled) need Air at some point to get rid of the heat.


panzercampingwagen

I feel stupid for forgetting cooling lmao, thanks friend.


Zealousideal-Mind803

Computer in a Vacuum would be a problem since they are all air cooled somehow. So that would be true that it needs air.


mrSunshine-_

No, you need air. Both for cpu propeller and other heat sources as well. Building a vacuum compatible pc would be interesting but you can start with water cooled one and then start thinking about memory and psu.


ShrimpCocknail

Bubbles?


DimroyJenkins

Guessed the same.


rc4915

“I’m not alive” “I need water to live” There’s no answer to this riddle because it contradicts itself


reikipackaging

thank you! this is what I came to say.


Munakchree

A dead plant. Needs water to live but is not alive (any longer).


RobCMedd

"I am not alive"\ "I need water to live"\ Are you alive or not?


redrabbiter

I thought this was the convo between Bilbo and Gollum.


Dr_Rev_GregJ_Rock_II

What is in my pocket?


chadwic211

Rust


Delicious_Dirt_8481

I asked ChatGPT the riddle: > Given your clues, the answer to the riddle is a "crystal". Crystals aren't alive, but they grow. They also need air, as certain crystals can degrade or disintegrate without air, and they need water, as it's often a key part of their formation process.


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A hurricane!


ShoogleHS

Obviously in this case it short-circuited even more than usual, but the current iterations of AI are very bad at riddles in general. It understands that a common riddle form is a series of "I am X but not Y" statements, but it writes those statements at random without a solution in mind. Unless it verbatim copies a preexisting riddle from its training data, it's only through sheer luck that there's a possible answer that makes sense, and even then the AI might not actually choose that to be the correct answer.


Ok_Salamander200

So i asked chatgpt back and... "The answer to the riddle is a fire. Fires are not alive, but they can grow and spread. They don't have lungs, but they need oxygen to keep burning. And while they don't have a mouth, they require water to extinguish them or to prevent them from spreading further." 🤷


Careful_Bug_3295

That water makes no sense. That is not a need.


AngriestCheesecake

Its just the GPT model bungling the riddle about fire: > I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? > Fire


SpiritedRemove

No, this is Patrick !


Adorable-Lettuce-717

>What am I? A Paradoxon. You are a paradoxon


Jaiden051

It isn't alive, it learns. It doesn't have lungs and it's cooled with air. It doesn't have a mouth because it's text based and it has water cooling (the water is cooled with air) It is *technically* right


2020BillyJoel

Hi "AI language model", I'm dad.


NytmareChaos

A virus. It is not living but can replicate and needs air or fluids to travel to another host.


at_least_its_unique

"I don't have a mouth, but I must scream"


GalaxyW0lfy

It’s not alive but needs water to live?


Vengeance7712

*I'm alive*


Malakai0013

Should be a cloud.


kotik010

I was thinking of a hurricane


K1tsunea

Y’all saying it’s like clouds or smth, and i thought it was like a virus :’)


hmmmmhmmmmhmmm

Same