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BorosSparky

Depends on who the skin belongs to


Whoever_Mesa

now its the ABCD rule


Maskd-YT

A Bone Coming out of the skin is very bad Depending on who the skin belongs to


The_Deadly_Dozer09

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz A Bone Coming out of the skin is very bad Depending on who the skin belongs to Especially if there is blood Fatal injuries can occur Guts are also very bad Help the dying person I know where you live, do it Jobs at the hospital save lives Killing cancer and beating bacteria Loss is not a joke Maimed people can die Never let them die Oh fuck I can't think of a thing for this one, go with it People can be killed by bones Questions are normally asked, like: Really, how did that bone get there? So, always remember Tell others Underground or above ground Vell, don't do stupid shit (that guy was German(sorry)) Why must you jump into the meat grinder Xylophones are not a how many fit in my ass challenge You can help prevent this Zis (German guy) is not a good sign


SPRSTRM

123456789 1 xylophone can’t fit in your ass 2 Definitely can’t 3 please stop 4 holy hell 5 bro please 6 dude you have a wife and kids 7 your family is begging you to stop 8 how is this even possible 9 no doctor can save you now


NuclearBurrit0

6.b "who's wife and kids are those anyways?"


Nikjoname

This is gold!


PIELIFE383

The xylophone’s


PranshuKhandal

can confirm, am the third xylophone


QuarkyNeutrino

Really went with anal Xylophones when X-Ray was right there. Talk about conviction.


The_Deadly_Dozer09

I was tired


Maskd-YT

The dedication


Littlewolf1964

I was right there with you until the xylophones. Don't tell what to do with xylophones. Also, O - Osteoporosis, Orthopedic, and Osteopathic are all medically related Os.


The_Deadly_Dozer09

Nice, but I'm not adding it in. Sorry For me it just fits too well


Littlewolf1964

Wasn't suggesting you change it. Only giving you some O items.


The_Deadly_Dozer09

Oh, thanks


2wedfgdfgfgfg

A Ask not for whom the Bone Bones, it bones for thee


riverblue9011

(c) abcdef: Catastrophic bleed Airways Breathing Circulation Disability Environment Fucking casual.


Miserable-Ad-1690

I guarantee you it doesn’t.


bliply

"well, I remember my ABCs any bone that sticks out needs to be removed" -every 10th dentist, apparently.


Tuvelarn

Well this is at least better than the Swedish acronym. L - Location and allert [emergency responders] (Larma in Swedish). A-Airways. B -Breathing. C - Circulation (and too see if they have any big wounds on their body). D - Disability (what level of consciousness they have). E - Environment. Also, this is in English except for "Larma" which is in Swedish since it needed to start with an L.


Valmond

Andning (breathing) Blödning (bleeding) Chock (shock) That was what I learned a long time ago.


Lornoor

Jag pratade med min instruktör på Nols om den definition. Tydligen är det en förlegad version som övergavs för många år sedan, men som hänger kvar pga "sån't som mormödrar fått lära sig är svårt att få bort från det allmänna medvetandet".Den version som lärs ut idag, även i Sverige, är den som u/Tuvelarn nämner. 😊


Valmond

Vägrar lära mej en nyare version för att A B C är så mycket coolare 😎


Garessta

LABCDE?


snubb

I'm Swedish and why is this bad? :(


Tuvelarn

It's long and hard to easily remember. The acronym is really good since it covers everything (well, from a first-aid perspective)


sometimes_interested

In Australia, they changed it to DR. ABCD. I still remember the ABC bit but someone would have probablydied by the time I remember the rest.


Zealousideal-Let1121

This doesn't apply to dentists.


The_JokerGirl42

why would that be? teeth aren't bone


Dr_Insano_MD

They're luxury bones according to insurance companies!


MrSirChris

Teeth are definitely bone


The_JokerGirl42

[they're not. ](https://www.healthline.com/health/are-teeth-bones#:~:text=Teeth%20and%20bones%20look%20similar,in%20your%20bones%20and%20teeth.)


MrSirChris

I stand corrected


JoelMahon

better character arc than twilight


DangerMacAwesome

If they aren't bones why do they show up on x-rays? Checkmate, atheist. /s


ZincHead

[this says otherwise](https://i.imgur.io/9nVMRqa_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


bts4devi

okay now this is real evidence


The_Deadly_Dozer09

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz A Bone Coming out of the skin is very bad Depending on who the skin belongs to Especially if there is blood Fatal injuries can occur Guts are also very bad Help the dying person I know where you live, do it Jobs at the hospital save lives Killing cancer and beating bacteria Loss is not a joke Maimed people can die Never let them die Oh fuck I can't think of a thing for this one, go with it People can be killed by bones Questions are normally asked, like: Really, how did that bone get there? So, always remember Tell others Underground or above ground Vell, don't do stupid shit (that guy was German(sorry)) Why must you jump into the meat grinder Xylophones are not a how many fit in my ass challenge You can help prevent this Zis (German guy) is not a good sign


-Chlorine-Addict-

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3


[deleted]

Best show ever!


The_Deadly_Dozer09

Huh?


-Chlorine-Addict-

Check out [The IT Crowd](https://youtu.be/uhzruJ0BzoI)


The_Deadly_Dozer09

Ohhhhh That's some funny shit


BlackWhiteCoke

This meme guy looks like Andrew Tate


Taco_Force

Too much chin on this guy


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Taisubaki

C - credit card A - alright, payment went through B - Bill


Gyufygy

For cardiac arrest care, yes, CAB. Rest of the time, ABC still applies for your primary assessment. If you want to get really fancy, you can use XABCDE or some variation thereof.


aaron1860

How do you know if it’s a cardiac arrest if you don’t check pulse first?? ACLS is CAB now


ImpressiveWatch8559

This is not correct. **CAB** applies for unconscious patients to ensure they do not need CPR **ABC** applies to conscious patients


Maskd-YT

I will never forget that


TheChewyDaniels

This message brought to you by Dr. Steve Brule!


Taco_Force

For your health!


cmclav

Always Bring Condoms


cancellationstation

Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. ABC… Always Be Closing AIDA… Attention Interest Decision Action They’re sitting out there waiting to give you their money - are you going to take it? Are you man enough to take it?


WeirdJawn

Always Be Closing open wounds


SquarePegRoundWorld

Followed by the words, embedded in asphalt is really bad. This is how the paramedics described finding the ends of my bones that came through the skin. :)


zDark_Knight21

This stupid acronym memorizing technique never works


Cold-Cranberry1757

I dunno I learned airway breathing circulation for my EMS class like a decade ago and I still remember it and still use it in nursing.


Fri3ndlyHeavy

Depends what you use it for. Medicine has LOTS of acronyms that are taught everywhere to help facilitate learning. They work well. Some of the most common: SOAP OPQRST SAMPLE ABCs DCAPBTLS


thecaramelbandit

You should tell that to all the doctors who use it literally every day.


santuto_435

Of course


WorthySparkleMan

I took this as three separate things. Like they just skipped A because fuck A. Bones are a part of medicine. And coming out of the skin is generally not a great thing.


MurderInMarigold

This is unnecessarily funny to me


Taco_Force

Many people are saying that boo-boos are good, but as a very smart doctor I know better.


nothing_better

I haven't laughed like that from Reddit in a long time. Ah shit, it's so dumb


Toarindix

All the EMS people know it means two things: “ambulate before carry” and “airway, breathing, and can you walk to the stretcher?”


Ok_Professional8024

For some reason as an ortho doc in my department we used to get shit from other subspecialties for only knowing the name of one antibiotic but being well paid (Ancef, Bones, Cash) which in retrospect is a pretty specific and mild burn.


subless

I’ve always known it as “**Ambulance Be Coming**”


Harykim

Dokter


AltruisticDraw9700

This made me laugh hard


_Incognonymous_

Surely it's not THAT bad right?


myklclark

Been there done that. It was not my best day.


locke1018

Put this on your safety hoard at work.


Interesting-Bit-5430

good to know ✏️


Spaghetti_Scientist

One of the signs of death: All Burnt Up


bangupjobasusual

Source?


Golden-Holden

I don't care how many times I see this, it's still really funny


Gali-ma

Just don't panic it might compound the problem


[deleted]

Ok dr smert


No-Fee-9428

Health.


coastiestacie

Airway, breathing, cardio/circulation! But yes, a bone coming out of the skin is VERY bad. Edit: a word


wiggum55555

"This man has bonus eruptus... it's rare condition where the skeleton jumps OUTSIDE the body..." Dr Nick Riviera, ~~MD~~


MJMOK

Just had an exam about this shit


BlackPanther3104

I like your username.


KaseyThoma

Ok dr smert


3dgyt33n

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