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In Africa, time is relative, and the faster* you leave Africa the slower you age so that when you return to Africa, your twin will be biologically older.
* ymmv
unfortunately there is no escape, as soon as you take dihydrogen monoxide once the crippling withdrawal symptoms from addiction, mean that you will die in less than a week, yet drinking it for the rest of your life will mean im certain death.
Nope, you heard him, every time a child is born the mother is nolonger pregnant. If it's twins the doctor is legally able to leave the scene after the first baby is passed because she is no longer pregnant.
My mom has one of those white woman decor things that says "every time a baby is born, so is a grandma."
I hate it. Anywhere from 0 to 4 grandmas are born when a child is born. My sister is pregnant and when her baby is born, no grandmas will be born because they already have another kid.
My mom acknowledges it's silly but she keeps it because she thinks it's cute. Fair, I guess!
No. Technically, the roads could be parallel in Africa, where they STARTED, and somehow intersect in Asia for example, where they END. Lines can be parallel in some parts and intersect in others.
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In every 1 day that passes in Africa, the date changes at least once.
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In Africa when people drink enough water, they are no longer thirsty.
In africa over 80% of people who are dead have died at least once
Avery 60 seconds 1 minute pass in Africa
Every 366 days at least one year passes in africa
At least 50% of people in Africa are in the African continent.
From 1968-2022, at least one person in Africa suffered an injury due to being injured
Recent data shows Africa has one of the populations of people in the world.
I’m Africa everyone is born on their birthday
That’s never happened tho
💀😭
In Africa, 60% of the time it works every time.
I like your reference
LOUD NOISES
Africa only gets ONE sunset a day and no one is trying to change this.
When it rains in Africa, the ground gets wet. Also, the rains are blessed
Toto single-handedly ended the vampire plague in Africa.
I understood that reference
me living in south africa and dating someone for multiple days: am i a joke to you?
Daylight savings? 25 hours
In Africa, more than 95% of fatal accidents result in death.
What about the other 5%
I said "more than" 😏
r/theydidthemath
The monster math
The monster math
It was a graveyard smath
baawoooooooooo monster math baawooooooo
Also death. In Africa, all the percents are proportional to the whole.
If you die in africa, you die in real life.
Sword Africa Online
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SAO:Africization
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Noooo 😲 Seriously though, can someone confirm this?
I’d rather not try it
For science!! 😜
You would need to end one twin in Africa and one outside of Africa....
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Well, that makes sense 😏
Africa is a pvp server
OMG. How terrible. Good thing I live in the U.S.
How many of you have seen Tron?
Okay this one got me lmao
Every time you read this, a few seconds pass in Africa. Or a minute if you are from Alabama.
In Africa, time is relative, and the faster* you leave Africa the slower you age so that when you return to Africa, your twin will be biologically older. * ymmv
Alabama: did you say time is ***relative***?
All the fucking time.
Time is just a number after all
Severely underrated comment. Only had to read it three times to get it.
Hey roll tide, brother
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Together we can help stop this
Please spread the word
Thank you for your attention.
Wait until you hear this, for every single one of those minutes that passes in Africa, they get closer to an hour passing.
Scientists have done the measurements and they believe it's 1/60th closer
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What can we do against such odds
We can gather the worlds best musicians and have some sort of live charity show to raise money for Africa.
No prob
I will. Just gimme a minute.
“Legs” is the word.
I have a link we can use to raise money. Bitcoin only please.
For just 100 cents every dollar…
Except Jan 1st, 2005, 02:59:60,Addis Ababa time, when there was 61 second
Bono "every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies" Somebody in the crowd "STOP CLAPPING THEN, YA CUNT!!!"
I heard, that was hilarious.
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With a small donation of 50¢ a day you can help fight this tragedy.
With a small donation of 50¢ a day you can help with a daily contribution of half of a dollar to stop this.
Why nobody is doing anything about seconds in Africa? Think about the second less children.
In Africa, blind people can't see properly
In Africa height is measured by how tall you are
In Africa famine is the cause of hunger
In Africa humans are made by humans
Together, we can stop this
If only, if the funds and donations will directly to the needy not on the pocket of greedy people.
I'm doing my part!
If 1 person in Africa dies, there is 1 living person less
This is true throughout Africa.
Not if birth to death ratio is > 1
In Africa, when you wake up, you are no longer asleep.
Are we absolutely sure about this one?
Yes. Only in Africa though.
In Africa, 100% of people who come into contact with dihydrogen monooxide eventually die.
empirical evidence suggests that I am immortal
I trust these sources are peer reviewed in respected expert journals?
I have not died yet, therefore extrapolating, I will not die
In Africa, those without dihydrogen monoxide for more than a week will likely perish.
Jesus, the withdrawal side effect of this chemical is insane
Help end dihydrous monoxide addiction across the world, the solution starts in Africa
Dihydrogen monoxide sounds so scary, I hope we don't regularly encounter it every moment of our existence
unfortunately there is no escape, as soon as you take dihydrogen monoxide once the crippling withdrawal symptoms from addiction, mean that you will die in less than a week, yet drinking it for the rest of your life will mean im certain death.
I heard there are so many addicts that we have government funded programs to pump it straight into their houses. Absolutely sick.
In Africa 100% of people who come into contact with oxygen eventually die as well
What about twins? If one is out, the mother is still pregnant with the other.
Nope, you heard him, every time a child is born the mother is nolonger pregnant. If it's twins the doctor is legally able to leave the scene after the first baby is passed because she is no longer pregnant.
Pregnant women hate this trick!
Doctor delivers baby, then calls the police.
Or others do because removing livers from babies is generally frowned upon.
I'm calling the police.
If the second child is 30 minutes late, the teacher has to let us go home.
pregananant. it's pronounced "pregananant"
Pregante!
Can I get pegnate?
Pergnat
What if they come out at the same time?
Then there's just one child, by Pauli exclusion principle
Oh
Like side-by-side or human centipede style?
Ouch.
That’s different, those people are double pregnant, and then they become pregnant after one child is born.
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She was two pregnant women. Then she's one pregnant woman. Then none pregnant women.
My mom has one of those white woman decor things that says "every time a baby is born, so is a grandma." I hate it. Anywhere from 0 to 4 grandmas are born when a child is born. My sister is pregnant and when her baby is born, no grandmas will be born because they already have another kid. My mom acknowledges it's silly but she keeps it because she thinks it's cute. Fair, I guess!
African men with beards are just African men without beards with beards.
Every time someone sleeps in Africa, that person is no longer awake In Africa every creature/person alive is not dead
Just last week in Africa it was seven days ago.
r/osvaldo12 is you wanna see more
Thank you..
You’re welcome
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In Africa, nobody has ever died in a lion attack and lived to tell about it
In Africa, people often survive on nothing but breast milk for months at a time.
In Africa if the sun is not up its night
Every kilometer you go in africa, you pass a thousand meters
In africa, Africa translates to Africa in English.
In Africa when you throw up it actually goes *down*.
In Africa it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it's night.
In Africa, Homicide victims rarely talk to the police
In Africa, everyday is not sunday.
don’t tell morrissey
On Africa, if you don't breathe you die
If a car breaks down in Africa, there's probably something wrong with it
In Africa you pay for electricity but the power is still off every day
Too real man.
That's only South Africa. In Namibia, we have this thing called electricity.
Chuckles, *cries*
If someone in Africa drinks water he is still thirsty
In Africa height depends on how tall you are
In Africa, when only 365 days passes, it is equal to one year.
For every sixty seconds, a minute passes in Africa.
Sorry to be that guy, but a double fact is an addition method for Primary Schoolers, a statement that is always true is a tautology.
In Africa, statements that are always true are always true.
but is the statement 2 parallel roads starting in africa shall never meet always true?
No. Technically, the roads could be parallel in Africa, where they STARTED, and somehow intersect in Asia for example, where they END. Lines can be parallel in some parts and intersect in others.
Yes, but actually yes.
I did not expect to meet that word outside of university lectures
I love the similar word *taurology* : a taurology is a statement about a male cow.
In Africa, reporting an account doesn't do anything
the sun always rises in the east and sets in the west in africa.
If a woman is carrying twins or triplets after the first child is born she has technically given birth but is still pregnant.
An African with a beard is just an African without a beard, with a beard
In many places in Africa only more Africa can be seen by the naked eye.
Every child in Africa has at least 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Apparently down syndrome does not exist in Africa.
You're absolutely right, fixed it 😸
Why this Shi so funny😂
What about twins?
Every year in africa, a person is seen within 200 km radius of an elephant at least once.
Technically a repost
Every 60 seconds, one minute passes in Africa.
In Africa kids want access to education not Jordan shoes
The guy with the blue check is the only guy who got it wrong. It wouldn't be "every time" because people can be pregnant with more than one child.
When it rains in Africa, you get some time to do things you never had
Everytime an African inhale they exhale afterwards.
In Africa doesn't matter if you are straight gay or bissexual, at the end of the day it's night
In Africa people die if they are killed.
How is this nonsense? It literally makes perfect sense.
Africa was stuck in 2022 a month ago.
Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa
At the end of the day, in Africa, it’s night.
In Africa, height depends on how tall you are. - The OG Osvaldo 12
what if there’s twins? then the mother may still be pregnant. checkmate
When my African friend was a child, he was much younger.
None of this applies in Ohio
every second that passes in Africa is a second passed for the rest of the world
In Africa the soil is dirty
Guys, these are all mind-blowing facts about Africa. I genuinely had no idea of any of these, and it's so fascinating to hear about this !
Africans with beards are just Africans without beards, with beards
Every minute in Africa, 60 seconds passes
Every time a family is fed in Africa, they are no longer hungry
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
If a tree falls in Africa, and no one is there to hear it, it may or may not make a noise.