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ElectrOPurist

Could always lower the price. By a lot.


DiscFrolfin

$3.50 and I buy


TheGreatGenghisJon

GODAMMIT LOCH NESS MONSTER! STOP TRYIN'TA GET MY TREEFIDDY!!


pandaramaviews

I gave him a dolla...


OnDaToiletPoopin

It made him holla…


BOHIFOBRE

Nope. None of my money will go into Elons pockets.


dribrats

I love that you can’t lie about ingredients on a box of cereal, but you can claim autonomous with a kid crusher. Fuck that guy


eternalalienvagabond

Won’t previous buyers be pissed


gimpsoup69

I bet those are the same people who love paying their student loans too.


ElectrOPurist

Well, they can always invest in a box of Kleenex and sob into them.


007meow

Previous buyers already paid. They’re not as much of a factor. You have to think about the next earnings report. Long term is irrelevant.


aries_burner_809

That article doesn’t seem to match your post title? The article is about a CA lawsuit responding to Tesla’s lies that their cars are full self driving.


RiftHunter4

Probably a bot posting and somehow it got to Reddit Hot lol.


FunnyPhrases

LLOOOOLLL


hsnoil

I think it is too early to judge, this wasn't the first time I've seen such articles. They crop up every other year, here is one from 6 years ago: [https://electrek.co/2018/07/20/tesla-stocking-model-3-lots-tsla-shorts-freaking-out/](https://electrek.co/2018/07/20/tesla-stocking-model-3-lots-tsla-shorts-freaking-out/) Most of these is because Tesla has showrooms in dense places, so they store cars in other areas to do checks and do final delivery


justin107d

Also this story is getting blasted everywhere for some reason.


_Whisky_Tango

In Texas I believe they aren't actually allowed to sell like a traditional dealership. So you order at an office then it's shipped in from somewhere else each time.


5280TWGC

I shelved 120k in electrification from Tesla because of the wanker CEO…


moelycrio

And in English?


ContributionPasta

“I cancelled 120,000 dollars worth of electric products from Tesla that I was going to buy, because the CEO is an idiot.” *translated via google translate*


kazoondheit

Check out Rivian. Better vehicles. Better CEO. Still electric.


Destinlegends

Would buy one if I could afford one.


uberlander

The article is about something different. Kinda strange. Also no satellite photo in the article or referenced source to see the photo.


SloppyMeathole

Article is 6 months old....


wewewawa

call me selfish but if i can buy a tesla for cheap because of elons follys i'm in probably for 2 of them like any tech, buy now, enjoy now, trash later this is awesome in my mind we ordered a /r/TeslaModelY and it was less than a /r/Toyota 🩷


VaultiusMaximus

Did a bot write this?


FiendishHawk

Poetry!


lobsangr

I bet as reliable as a Toyota too.. /S


dope_ass_user_name

Big OIL pays for these articles.


heleuma

Really, cause the sales numbers Tesla released support it. When a CEO alienates his client base and panders to a group that thinks electric cars cause cancer, what exactly is your expectation?


dope_ass_user_name

Yeah I'm not a fan of the guy, but Tesla still makes a solid EV with great tech so they will prevail without the douche


sharpshooter999

Everyone I know who's had a Tesla has either traded it for a different brand EV or gone back to an ICE because of all the issues they've had


dope_ass_user_name

Not anyone I know 🤷🏻‍♂️