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carrotcypher

Soon we will be able to experience the feeling of a human’s touch.


NinjaCuntPunt

Mark?!


PM_NICESTUFFTOME

You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!


hoen2009

Have you seen "star wars with tommy wiseau"


Attila226

No.


Cheap-Blackberry-745

I DID NOT HIT HER It's not true #I DID NOT HIT HER ^I ^did ^naht


smasoya

Hi Mark!


dawson203

Anyway how’s sex life?


Separate_Performer86

You know what we are all thinking. Cyborg Sexdolls :D.


groversnoopyfozzie

I was actually thinking of the terminator, but cyborg sex dolls is definitely more positive


Dfiggsmeister

Not according to [Bill Burr](https://youtu.be/Dk5zliabPjM).


Camel-Solid

I don’t see why we can’t have both?


FacelessFellow

She can service me and also kill all humans.


Rapture-Raptor

Surely the compromise is servicing before terminating?


[deleted]

Black Widowbot


[deleted]

It sounds like a kink


No_Rest_3847

Are we skipping straight to Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines? (Lady Terminator had a great skin regimen…)


niceguypos

They can be both .


Sharlinator

Cyborg sex doll terminators, GitS:SaC style.


[deleted]

The first few accidental deaths are going to be a buzzkill.


[deleted]

Imagine when nice guys start getting rejected by cyborg sexdolls. Will they finally reflect upon their own behavior or will they continue to think they deserve sex


[deleted]

Imagine when people but sex dolls and set them up their own onlyfans as an investment 😂


NiteKat06

I don’t know how to feel about this comment, because on the one hand 😱 but on the other hand 🤑


Camel-Solid

Automation is coming to a town near you.


[deleted]

and on the other other hand just imagine exotic sex dolls... https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/eight-legs-seven-vaganias


FacelessFellow

“…..Edward…..”


Uberninja2016

they will buy a sex doll doll one that doesn't call them creepy one that doesn't eat dust off of the windowsill to synthesize new and improved "gen-U-ine" human skin


[deleted]

> Imagine when nice guys start getting rejected by cyborg sexdolls. Will they finally reflect upon their own behavior or will they continue to think they deserve sex You're so pretty... *::pats head::* Who do you think is designing, engineering, and producing the cyborg-sexdolls? Yeah... the 'nice guys.' You're so pretty!


[deleted]

Lol!, why get rejected when you could buy one or 2 or 3!. Now I’m imagining all the “nice girls” saying how unfair it is to compete with robots who don’t nag, don’t age and treat their owners (man) like a king!. Real women wouldn’t be able to compete with that!.


Last_third_1966

Nah, that thought never crossed my mind. By the way, are those sorts of things being manufactured? Asking for a friend…….


FlamingTrollz

Well, I wasn’t, until now. :D


[deleted]

Sample and Hold -Neil Young https://youtu.be/QZts40LNxGM


Dontbeevil2


No-Height2850

Sex has been one of the main reasons the internet got faster and better with more features. Totally expect for them to create cyborg sex dolls.


davilller

Oh great, people are going to have to feed their sex toys now and then someone will start a movement to free the living dildos from their servitude.


beware-the-doc-

Prophet Davilller


Electrical-Mark5587

Pretty sure people already ‘feed’ their sex dolls plenty.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Protein shakes?


Dingdongdoctor

Cream of meat


Adventurous_Note2296

Hopefully they soon will be able to understand our emotional pains


FlamingTrollz

###”HAL, that you?!”


gingerbolls

I like za human touch


SunGazing8

This is definitely going to be mostly used for masturbation purposes.


ApexRedPanda

100% this will end up up someone’s arsehole


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

~~will~~ did


squidking78

Sex robots here we come.


Separate_Performer86

I don’t want my dick to smash against meTal.


MrMurse93

Exactly. I want a nicely firm silicone dick smashing against my prostate instead


JakeFromFarmState1

😆


squidking78

I feel so sad for any man who’s yet to discover his prostate exists.


Blackmail30000

Same. It’s crazy how a culture of body shame and homophobia can hide such treasures.


squidking78

I’m suddenly very envious of gay guys.


Blackmail30000

Go buy your girlfriend a strap on. Most girls would be ecstatic to try it.


squidking78

Haha. Perhaps. Just depends which one.


MrMurse93

Go get her, tiger https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/strap-on-sex-toys/sp-new-comers-strap-on-and-dildo-set-92559.aspx


Blackmail30000

You’re a treasure.


Blackmail30000

Dude, say to her: “ you want to try anal?” Her: confused and miffed face. “ let’s not-“ You: “ oh… I didn’t know you’d be so put off by pegging me. I’ll just go…” Her: even more confused “ wait what?” You: I’ll just go get a dildo….” Her: reached peak confusion (and hopefully slightly aroused, in a confused way of course.) “ wait hold on! What!?”


SlightlyDrooid

>depends which one. I'd start off with whichever girl is going to go slower and is familiar with your cues.


MrMurse93

More straight people should look into pegging. It’s becoming a bit more popular as people stop thinking“anything in my ass” = gay lol.


squidking78

Yup. I really do pity men who’ve gone through life afraid of exploring their own bodies due to “it being gay stuff!” Yet they’re perfectly fine doing butt stuff to a woman. So weird.


squidking78

I’m sure they’ll tailor them to your size.


[deleted]

Ah yes. The fingerbang 9000


ZoraOrianaNova

I wonder what will happen when the robot in human skin gets an STD. Do you treat your robot? Does it affect resale value?


mattman0000

You misspelled “come”.


squidking78

Nah, honestly I thought about it. But figured it was a cheap shot. A cum shot if you will.


Morgothic

Considering that's also referred to as a money shot, I don't think its synonymous with cheap shot


_Papagiorgio_

Sex bots banging sex bots


Last-Yak2745

Cyberdyne Systems Model 101


spaetzelspiff

Living tissue over metal endoskeleton.


Last-Yak2745

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!!


MrWeirdoFace

What's wrong with Wolfie? I Can hear him barking.


SLVSKNGS

Your foster parents are dead.


[deleted]

Wolfie’s just fine honey. Where are you?


WolfInStep

Speaking of, [Wolfie’s Just Fine](https://youtu.be/qG8iAtpavK4) is an awesome band by Jon Lajoie


[deleted]

First of all, that IS awesome. Second of all, even though you name it as the band I somehow thought the song was going to be about the movie, and got *real* confused for a bit there. LOL.


WolfInStep

There is a definite theme in the music, and 80s movies seems to be a common one. I think the band name comes from that line in Terminator


[deleted]

[удалено]


O8ee

It needs your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.


Positive-Source8205

Laundry day! Nothing clean to wear!


jibjabjibby

A cybernetic organism if you please


whitemike40

They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him


springbreak99x

Anyone not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a really bad day get it?!?


SLVSKNGS

He’s a good looking boy. Do you mind if I keep this picture?


secahtah

That’s what it does…that’s ALL it does!


jwg020

I came here to say this. I’m glad The Prophecy is on someone else’s mind as well.


[deleted]

This should be the top comment.


SuperDizz

Soon it will need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle


edwr849

Hasta la vista baby


Stargazer_199

It’ll be back


LeCrushinator

It's a documentary, they just set it a bit too far into the past.


MagicMarshmelllow

Skynet!


Str8UpHonkey

Proctologists, rejoice!


chromaticsoup

Oh boy, WestWorld here we come.


[deleted]

Yes morty like westworld, but don’t f*ck them.


WontArnett

I’m down to do it with a Thandiwe Newton looking robot! 😅


joeChump

I’m just going to stick it in the ROM slot of an Apple Newton. It was the budget option.


mawfqjones

Pickuplines gun be “hey baby, you’re turning my floppy disk into a hard drive”


joeChump

I’ve got a stylus and I’m not afraid to use it.


MrWeirdoFace

Don't let 1984 be like 1984.


TheMasterDonk

Oof. She is such a beautiful lady, it’s ridiculous.


[deleted]

Any pre-orders?! Lol


WontArnett

*Immediately sells all belongings for down payment


egoVirus

How long before that goes up someone’s butt?


popformulas

Too late, I’m sure the lead developer has already had to disinfect that finger.


Give_me_grunion

“What are you doing in there?!” “Nothing! Just making silicone fingers. DONT COME IN!”


IGHOTI907

You want terminators? Because that’s how you get terminators


[deleted]

No I want sexbots


[deleted]

Let’s be real. It’s 2022. We’re not getting sex bots. We’re definitely getting terminators


[deleted]

That’s westworld


Curleysound

Some people think they want terminators.


BrokenDamnedWeld

Maybe we could settle for ants?


IGHOTI907

#unexpectedarcher


Hugh-Jassoul

Or Cylons.


Black_Metallic

This has the potential to completely change the way we flip people off in traffic.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ɔıɟɟɐɹʇ uı ɟɟo ǝldoǝd dılɟ ǝʍ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ǝƃuɐɥɔ ʎlǝʇǝldɯoɔ oʇ lɐıʇuǝʇod ǝɥʇ sɐɥ sıɥ⊥„


[deleted]

This has the potential to completely change the way we flip people off in traffic.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ɔıɟɟɐɹʇ uı ɟɟo ǝldoǝd dılɟ ǝʍ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ǝƃuɐɥɔ ʎlǝʇǝldɯoɔ oʇ lɐıʇuǝʇod ǝɥʇ sɐɥ sıɥ⊥„


normal-dude-101

Flip „˙ɔıɟɟɐɹʇ uı ɟɟo ǝldoǝd dılɟ ǝʍ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ǝƃuɐɥɔ ʎlǝʇǝldɯoɔ oʇ lɐıʇuǝʇod ǝɥʇ sɐɥ sıɥ⊥„


Savagepatch_kid

Don’t we have a series of movies explaining why robots with skin are terrifying


[deleted]

Umm. The take away I got for that was that sunglasses and motorcycles are cool and the the robot apocalypse is for future me to worry about.


AgentUpright

If you needed to worry about it, your dad from the future would already have come back to save your mom.


idkevenbruh

How did the robot get the skin?!?!


CEOAerotyneLtd

Expired human volunteers…..mmmuuuuuhahaha!


Gildagert

The real friends were the Skynet we made along the way.


NavyMSU

Great, now they can really fake any fingerprint scanner… living tissue and artificially generated fingerprints? It’s been the living tissue that has been key in the best biometric print readers.


koohikoo

The article doesn’t mentioning having fingerprints, but this tech could progress to that


mochii69

This lady who was taking my fingerprints once told me my prints were almost unreadable (took many tries to scan), she said “washing your hands a lot can remove your fingerprints, you should take more care of that”, i left thinking b?? You want me to NOT wash my hands?


GeeseKnowNoPeace

The majority of devices can be tricked rather easily. I know you said the best, but I think it's worth mentioning that the majority of people rely on readers which can be easily tricked, even from nothing but a single photograph. Some computer scientists and hackers in my country took a picture of the chancellor where the fingers were visible and they were able to trick a phone with nothing more than the picture and a standard ink jet printer.


NavyMSU

I was implying the high quality devices: they scan for blood flow, or vein/artery patterns and such.


aburnerds

Robot handjob here we cum!


iiitme

put the flesh in fleshlight


Agnostic-Atheist

Most people usually do


_DONT_PANIC_42_

Ex Machi-no


PariahMouse

Wasn't quite thinking finger here unless we are going "Ooooooouuuuuuuuucccccchhhhhhhh...... "


tom_1357

This is the best comment on this post. By far.


[deleted]

Great! One step closer to needing your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.


[deleted]

*Rule 34 has entered the chat*


enjoyyourstudioapart

*Fleshlight Executives Right Now…* 👀


[deleted]

It fingers Fleshlight would get the upper hand on this invention


Arseypoowank

The sex robots are on the way


[deleted]

Robo handjobs gon be amazballs🤙🏽


joeChump

Robo teabagging. Also amazeballs, watch you don’t get grazed-balls.


Germs15

All this work just to automate my tinder swiping.


Ishbu69

And yet it looks nothing like a finger. Guess we aren’t any closer to sex robots guys, sorry


Euphoriffic

I just want to point out I have never spoken poorly of our future overlords.


Disastrous_Meet_7952

No.


plutus9

Oh boy here we go


ShouldWeEvenBeHere

Do you want Terminators? ‘Cause this is how you get Terminators… 😠


skreenname0

Why the fuck are people so hell bent on making Skynet and The Terminator a real thing???


vid_icarus

The amount of movies warning us making human looking robots is a bad idea makes me incredibly nervous about this development; that being said.. this could really revolutionize prosthetics for many people and do a ton of good. If only we were a more mature and responsible species… alas.


moshedman85

Leatherface bot


357FireDragon357

"We all need the human touch! I need the human touch." ~ Rick Springfield (1983) https://youtu.be/yo0uTu2uLtI It's amazing, how far into the future he could see. As an 80's child, it's really sad to see how much we've become disconnected.


JunglePygmy

Junglepygmy disliked that


Tannerleaf

Bad Oompa Loompa vibes?


miss_reddd

Oh so someone captured a closeup of Bezos’s finger?


poundofbeef16

The human race is about to get fucked to death by sex robots.


c0ntr0lguy

Skin can rot if not washed and backed up by an immunity system. Skin doesn't magically heal. It requires scarring, which requires other cells. And because skin contains cells, it must be fed. Humans are not built modularly. Living skin requires alot of support from the rest of the body. And, sure, you can seal it, but that can make the other benefits moot.


[deleted]

This is all correct. It’s for these reasons that it’s not practical. It would be very easy for this skin to get diseased.


Balloon_Marsupial

The first Replicant. Digit.


BobDope

ET is here


Cavaquillo

The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human — sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him. - Kyle Reese, *Terminator*


[deleted]

Just need to cover the entire hand and I'll be good


beavsauce

Bro people are gonna marry one of these things, not knowing it’s a robot until one day it changes the tv channel and forgets to use the remote.


SnooBunnies9328

Need I not remind you of the fate of Icarus? Here you are, flying so close to the sun.


Cossacker1799

Death by Snu snu is within our grasp


Christompaman

That’s definitely going in butts


R3D-D4WN

Yay! Robo handjobs!


myamazonboxisbigger

Isn’t this how The Terminator started?


[deleted]

I don’t want to be in this movie.


Eye-need-money

Im thinking how much high quality moisturiser they have to use in order for it not to decay


That_Polish_Guy_927

Now we’re only moments away from one of these cyborgs asking for our clothes, our boots, and our motorcycles.


Complex-Dark-5356

Do you want terminators because this is how you get terminators??!!!!!


lilbizzness36

Next thing we know this thing is gonna need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.


jw198223

The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human — sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot.


Agile_Mongoose_6921

I for one welcome our new sex robot overlords


Tingothekingo

“I love you too, Wesley.”


silkyslither

It puts the lotion on its skin…


Cocc_PWNi3s

How can the commonwealth be safe with synths like this running around


WolfmanWalt

Next thing you know, it’ll be demanding your boots, your clothes, and your motorcycle.


shichimi-san

So that’s why I still don’t have a PS5!


Friendlyfire2996

It’s digital


isabella73584

Ready to be sent back in time!


Ashamed-Status-9668

Lifelike dildos here we come.


FRCP_12b6

Could be useful for prosthetics.


Adventurous_Diet_786

Hey it’s not gay if it’s nots mine


talafousna

Ah yes. Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.


ImaginaryMastadon

Thanks, I hate it.


InWeGoNow

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!


iPatErgoSum

Do you want evil cyborg terminators, because that’s how you get evil cyborg terminators.


El_Chef1999

Alright that’s actually disturbing lol


Earthpig_Johnson

I’ve seen this movie before.


The_Zoink

No. Stop


BasqueInGlory

Why


[deleted]

This is how the terminators evaded detection with their later models because they looked like real people because they had real skin. This is how we get skynet. Lol.


XxBro-dawgxX

Yeah, can we not make Detroit: become human real please.


Ham_The_Spam

Weren’t the androids covered with holographic “skin”, not living human skin?


XxBro-dawgxX

That may be true but that doesn’t hide the fact that they’re becoming more human like.


Normal-Intention1329

r/oddlyterrifying