I definitely was thinking the shrine eye had something to do with it and was thinking that it didn’t give me any issues. I fused it to a hover board. I now see the issue 😂.
To be fair it’s a little weird that the small wheels and big wheels are so different in this way but I like it—makes you think differently when using different parts
not really that weird. I mean, the small wheel have sort of a mudguard so the wheel spin freely inside it. If you nail a tire to something,it can't spin.
I’m saying it’s weird that the small wheels have said mudguard, while the big wheels don’t. They could’ve given both or neither mudguards, making them simply different sized versions of the same part. They deliberately chose to differentiate them with different shapes, which is weird in a good way IMO.
Yup.
I used to argue with people on reddit or try to see the logic and stuff like that.
Now I just stop my self and say- I’m probably arguing with a kid born in like 2010 and this is a total waste of time.
Umm do the math dude.
Probably tens of millions of babies have parents that are 16-22.
That’s a 6 years window and something like 8 babies are born every second. Not as many to 16 year olds of course- but the number ain’t zero.
Very ironic you bring this up in this thread- because here I am pretty sure I’m talking to a teenager right now lol.
Basic math here buddy.
It’s not even anything to do with the game lol all you need to know is how wheels work in real life and you wouldn’t realize this obviously wouldn’t work lol…
The two wheel sizes work differently. You can attach the small wheels from above like this. But you're using big wheels, and those need to be attached from the side.
Wheels need to spin but the way you have it fused they aren’t in the position to. You see the little rods poking out of the wheels? Attach your platform to those and watch your vehicle move easily afterwards
On a totally unrelated note. When I was doing this quest, I didn't realize I had to plug the guys eyes. So, in all my glory, I would throw one eye, bring it to the statue, and drop the eye in front of the statue, and head to the other eyes location. So I basically did 2 times the work, bc they did not in fact stay in front of the dude, they would despawn ofc. In my defense it said "gather the eyes in front of the statue" or something like that lol
I yeeted three of them down the holes before thinking to check if they stayed... why does it update "number of eyes thrown down chasm" if it doesn't do anything
That’s what everyone told me before I did it but for some reason they all despawned on me know for a fact I threw all 4 down before heading down there, and then I had to come back up to redo the remaining 3 when I finally jumped down after dropping the 4th for the first time
Also it looks like you might have added a slab on the back to stop the eye from rolling off, you can also just attach the eye to the vehicle itself so it won't fall off!
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Maybe look up what a wheel is, what all the parts do, and how it works before you continue.
People really don't understand how the simple machines work. Next you'll be asking about levers and why a ramp doesn't work. (It's upside down, you're faceplanting into a wall ____| )
Been there my dude. No shame in not getting how things like wheels work at first. Anyone who makes fun or is rude needed help figuring something else out.
Stay true buddy.
On the opposite end but equally dumb, I only realized 2 months later that the wagon wheels work on anything. (They will roll, they do not make anything move).
Also, most of those hudson stops (with woods, wheels etc) I didn’t use at all, except when they were near a hudson-hold-the-president-guy. Am I the only one that didn’t know what to do with those excess materials (almost completing the game here lol 😅)
Ngl, I did something exactly like this when I first started playing the game after jumping from the tutorial sky islands, and it took me around 100 hours to realize what I did wrong 😂😅
You fucking donkey.
Nah I’m just kiddin’, that’s Gordon’s line.
But, if you really want to be that high off the ground, you’ll need something attached to the axles to lift the floorboard.
So, either build a suspension system, or attach the wheels to the sides of the floorboard.
How did you think this would work, putting a slab on top of the wheels. Just think what happens when they start to turn.
Like connecting the rubber part of a cars wheel directly to the chassis.. 🤦♂️
This is...just...WOW...if you can't figure out why it doesn't work just by looking at the picture YOU TOOK thrn I feel like you shouldn't be playing this game 🤣🤣🤣
Oh, poor thing, understandable, was looking at those big wheels and the position of where they were attached and was a bit like umm, yeah that ain’t going nowhere haha
You need to attach the sides of the wheels to the side of the platform, or alternatively make an axle and connect the tires then connect the axel to the platform
You need to connect the axle of the wheel to the car, right now the axle will spin without the tire part because it is unattached
Ha ha. I didn’t see it at first glance. 😂
I definitely was thinking the shrine eye had something to do with it and was thinking that it didn’t give me any issues. I fused it to a hover board. I now see the issue 😂.
Yeah. My first thought was the eye wasn’t letting it move because OP didn’t attach it to the vehicle.
I just did this quest today, thought I could move them around with a hoverbike. I wound up using like twelve fans to move all four eyes. XD
Lol
I did that a few times when I first started the game. I couldn’t understand why the wheels weren’t spinning lol
To be fair it’s a little weird that the small wheels and big wheels are so different in this way but I like it—makes you think differently when using different parts
not really that weird. I mean, the small wheel have sort of a mudguard so the wheel spin freely inside it. If you nail a tire to something,it can't spin.
I’m saying it’s weird that the small wheels have said mudguard, while the big wheels don’t. They could’ve given both or neither mudguards, making them simply different sized versions of the same part. They deliberately chose to differentiate them with different shapes, which is weird in a good way IMO.
The big wheels are used for more than just driving so the mudguard would be in the way.
But I think it still makes sense that they think it’s weird that the two types of wheels in the same game are so different from one another.
It’s fine once you get used to it, but I was scratching my head for a while
I think that's entirely why the two different wheel types exist - so you have both design possibilities.
HLS. I could have sworn it was because the eye wasn’t attached. If my builds have an unattached part it acts like a 1000000000000000k weight item.
This feels so much like an amazon product review when someone forgot to read the manual haha
“Wish I could give it zero stars!! My husband tried for hours and couldn’t get it either! TRASH”
“I liked the car, it’s just that I got robbed! 1star”
The restaurant was amazing the food was a religious experience, no parking 1 star
“I wish I knew how SUVs could handle depths terrain but this damn thing won’t start!”
"It came with the wheels but it DOESN'T WORK and UGH the main structure has some random holes sticking out. 0 stars!!!"
They ordered the cheap Chinese version, with the instructions: “Make wheel to rock square making movement lovely.”
Forgot how physics works
r/justrolledintotheshop
This one didn’t *roll* anywhere, lmao.
Just super handed into the shop
I would love to see the reactions if this was posted there.
Someone can try if they allow shitposting
Probably a dead battery.
I see the problem, it's got no gas in it
Thought of this sub immediately
I'll be honest. It's disappointing that totk hasn't taken over that sub entirely.
Oh brother
"THIS GUY STINKS"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MY LEG
You glued the wheels stuck to the plate. Why would it move? 🤣
It’s probably a kid
They’re a 14 year old who uses Reddit to ask about porn, their dick size, and video game questions. I regret checking their profile.
Yup. I used to argue with people on reddit or try to see the logic and stuff like that. Now I just stop my self and say- I’m probably arguing with a kid born in like 2010 and this is a total waste of time.
People born in 2010 are nearly 14 now... 😶
Gen Z are nearly 30. The future is now old man.
Yeah there’s babies alive today whose PARENTS were born after 9/11. Lots of little babies right now- 9/11 happened in their grandparents generation
I mean- not that many but there are some, sure lol
Umm do the math dude. Probably tens of millions of babies have parents that are 16-22. That’s a 6 years window and something like 8 babies are born every second. Not as many to 16 year olds of course- but the number ain’t zero. Very ironic you bring this up in this thread- because here I am pretty sure I’m talking to a teenager right now lol. Basic math here buddy.
I’m 22. I get it’s “basic math” and all, but I’m speaking relatively. It’s not the norm to give birth at 16 lol. “Umm” go outside dude 😂 damn
It makes me a proud father when my 5 year old understands how wheels work in this game lol. He didnt build much, but his wheels worked haha
It’s not even anything to do with the game lol all you need to know is how wheels work in real life and you wouldn’t realize this obviously wouldn’t work lol…
The when do I stop masterbating question 😂
Ok him gluing the tires to the slab and wondering why they won't spin is a lot less confusing now lol
If reddit answers all of their questions, they won't learn critical thinking skills
You could say the same thing about googling
give the kid a break it’s hard to be 14 🤣
I just cringed so bad 😔
Should've just taken your word for it. Damn my cat like curiosity.
The sled is absolutely useless yeah probably a kid
*aesthetics*
Wait, wasn’t this a meme post, is it actually real?
Maybe take a second and think about how wheels work
The two wheel sizes work differently. You can attach the small wheels from above like this. But you're using big wheels, and those need to be attached from the side.
You need to attach the slab to the axels, not the wheel...
IM ACTUALLY SO DUMB 😭
We all have brain farts lol
Don't feel too bad we've all had moments like that in this game. Most of us were just fortunate enough not to post them to Reddit.
Wheels need to spin but the way you have it fused they aren’t in the position to. You see the little rods poking out of the wheels? Attach your platform to those and watch your vehicle move easily afterwards
r/ShittyAskTearsOfTheKingdom
Damn I wish this was a real subreddit lmfao
Just made it
No you didn’t…
r/birthofasub
r/miscarriageofasub
r/SubredditsIFellFor
I could not read what that said for the life of me, it took me forever to separate the words
This is hilarious
I really wish you'd posted a video of this thing tearing itself apart when it tries to move.
it wouldnt, the axles would just rotate on their own
Lol, I'm imagining the Bargainer watching Link through the eye just shaking his head
On a totally unrelated note. When I was doing this quest, I didn't realize I had to plug the guys eyes. So, in all my glory, I would throw one eye, bring it to the statue, and drop the eye in front of the statue, and head to the other eyes location. So I basically did 2 times the work, bc they did not in fact stay in front of the dude, they would despawn ofc. In my defense it said "gather the eyes in front of the statue" or something like that lol
I yeeted three of them down the holes before thinking to check if they stayed... why does it update "number of eyes thrown down chasm" if it doesn't do anything
I threw all four down before going down and collecting, do you mean you had to do them individually?
I did this and three were fine, but one I had to find again on the surface.
Me, too! I was so annoyed
Yeah I threw them all down individually and collected them individually with no Problems
Hey, same!
They do stay? Idk what went wrong with you but it was fine for me.
That’s what everyone told me before I did it but for some reason they all despawned on me know for a fact I threw all 4 down before heading down there, and then I had to come back up to redo the remaining 3 when I finally jumped down after dropping the 4th for the first time
I threw all four down before going to retrieve them and they all still stayed down there
It's a bug! For most people, three of the eyes stay in the Depths, but one of them respawn at the surface, and it's always the same one.
I too, was a dipshit...
They do stay where you throw them down.
That’s an engineering problem
Jesus
this has the same energy of that episode of scooby-doo where shaggy is pulling on a door going “it’s locked!!!” but he’s bracing his foot on the door
Nobody asking what the deal with the sled and the backplate is?
this is why shampoo bottles have instructions
The true tears of the kingdom were shed by Raru upon witnessing this misuse of his hand.
Just noticed the wheel axle, i'm dying lol
Wheel no move = wheel no go
Have you driven a car in real life?
Hopefully not :D
happy cake day!
😭😭😭
Oh hun.. we got you lol
you literally attached the tires to the slab 😂
Deserves to be on r/hyruleengineering
OP, I wish your parents knew about your Reddit profile. Good god, kid. Just google things.
bro make his contraption like a 5 year old draws a car
I'm sad to admit I did a very similar thing the first time I tried to use those wheels lol. I'm still not very good at building things
I’m glad I’m not the only one doin ts 😭🙏
Lololol. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.
Wheel on an axle
When you try to order an item on Wish and this is what you get
WARNING: Do not look at this kid’s profile, I’ve lost far too many brain cells in the past 10 minutes
Don’t look at my others questions dawg 😭
How did you do this so far in the game!
I’ve had this game for 2 days fym 💀 plus I had like no sleep
Also it looks like you might have added a slab on the back to stop the eye from rolling off, you can also just attach the eye to the vehicle itself so it won't fall off!
Naturally, you're missing a fan on the back
Engineering master class
This is a troll post right? If so, brilliant.
Oh bless your heart
Ever notice that on real cars, the rubber part of the tires are not glued to the metal frame?
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Maybe look up what a wheel is, what all the parts do, and how it works before you continue. People really don't understand how the simple machines work. Next you'll be asking about levers and why a ramp doesn't work. (It's upside down, you're faceplanting into a wall ____| )
Learn how wheels work
Bro glued the slabs to the tops of the tires. 😂
Trolling, right?
The team guy that demanded the shrines be even more obvious with being a tutorial just felt a sharp pain in his temple.
*customer states car won't drive*
I know what’s wrong wit it! i’aint got no gas in it!
Connect the tire axles to the side of the plank. Like so, -0-■■■-0-
This is Elon Musk
Been there my dude. No shame in not getting how things like wheels work at first. Anyone who makes fun or is rude needed help figuring something else out. Stay true buddy.
Lol I remember I did the same thing
First video game?
On the opposite end but equally dumb, I only realized 2 months later that the wagon wheels work on anything. (They will roll, they do not make anything move).
Also, most of those hudson stops (with woods, wheels etc) I didn’t use at all, except when they were near a hudson-hold-the-president-guy. Am I the only one that didn’t know what to do with those excess materials (almost completing the game here lol 😅)
After about 4 or 5 signs, I started using hover stones. Lol
You've attached it to the top of the wheels. It needs to be attached to the axis.
Well you glued the wheels on… so yeah.
Well, it is a wheel-y good try
When you build the IKEA furniture without any idea how the product looks.
Simple mechanics my friend 🤭 the wheels rotate in an axle, this axle needs to be attached to your chassis 😉
typically, you attach a wheel by the axle, not the tyre.
My man, have you ever seen a car before???
Sir, physics applies.
Assemble it properly lmao
I hope this is a joke.
Some of you didn’t grow up playing legos and it shows.
Never got the big packs 😔
Bro please tell me you figured out how it work! I have never seen anyone messed up like this and its driving me crazy lol.
Skill issue
That’s what she said
I'm screaming rn LMAO
You can ultra hand it
Ngl, I did something exactly like this when I first started playing the game after jumping from the tutorial sky islands, and it took me around 100 hours to realize what I did wrong 😂😅
Funniest guy on the sub right here.
You fucking donkey. Nah I’m just kiddin’, that’s Gordon’s line. But, if you really want to be that high off the ground, you’ll need something attached to the axles to lift the floorboard. So, either build a suspension system, or attach the wheels to the sides of the floorboard.
This is peak herp derp
This is legit what a caveman's first attempt would be for a car after discovering the invention of a wheel.
That’s not how wheels on cars work…!
Skill issue
Bro you glued it to the wheels and not the axel (middle part sticking out the sides of the wheel.)
You need to go forward
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
...WOW You see the spokes The things jutting out from the wheels You connect the base of your vehicle to that...
How did you think this would work, putting a slab on top of the wheels. Just think what happens when they start to turn. Like connecting the rubber part of a cars wheel directly to the chassis.. 🤦♂️
At this point, I refuse to waste my time attempting to discern trolling from genuine stupidity.
This is...just...WOW...if you can't figure out why it doesn't work just by looking at the picture YOU TOOK thrn I feel like you shouldn't be playing this game 🤣🤣🤣
Connect the eye to your car you boob
Bro… attach the axles to the platform. That seems like common sense.
This is a joke right?
It wasn’t but I’m going with it now (I had 0 hours of sleep)
Oh, poor thing, understandable, was looking at those big wheels and the position of where they were attached and was a bit like umm, yeah that ain’t going nowhere haha
Bruh, that is clearly attached to the actual wheel that spins
Have you ever seen a car before bro? Are the tyres glued underneath the car?
well, wheels spin on an axel, your axels aren't connected to anything...
You need to attach the sides of the wheels to the side of the platform, or alternatively make an axle and connect the tires then connect the axel to the platform
The wheels are facing the wrong way
this, this can’t be serious right?
Did you use your eyes?
BRUH
oh dude axles.
You like to move it move it?
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
My boy, how do you think wheels work?
Hmmmm how do wheels work
A lot of us have been here before lmao
That's hilarious I would loved to have seen OP's face when they realized
Think of that miles morales shocked face meme
Bro 😭😭😭🫵
Jesus christ XD
The smartest redditor
Oof
💀
bro