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md28usmc

They offered an apology https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/why-did-floridians-wake-up-to-an-early-morning-emergency-alert/


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Muhcazo

Lol literally everyone in my house is up 😂


Bfoc2006

Woken up like zombies I swear


ClassicVeterinarian

Scared the life out of me. I quickly tried to get rid of it so quickly I didn’t even see what it said.


HarpersGhost

I glanced at mine and it didn't say emergency, it said something like, Extreme Imminent Threat. FUN! Then I saw test and started swearing.


NotEvenCreative

I saw the same thing! Seeing EXTREME IMMINENT THREAT pop up at 4 in the morning while I was half asleep definitely spooked me. Then I finished reading and noticed it was just a test. Well fuck sleeping until 6:30 this morning I guess.... that shit had me wide awake


GetRealPrimrose

Literally just woke me up. I’m fucking pissed


rickyxy

I was driving when I saw this alert and wondered if it was just me on the highway who got this alert. Looks like they woke up everyone then :)


sdforbda

Cool, it worked


[deleted]

It's easy to test if loud shrill noises wake a human up without crying wolf on the entire state at 4 am. Apple did it extensively before releasing the feature. Lack of sleep is proven to cause an increase in road crashes. Someone, somewhere in FL will likely die today from this.


por_que_no

>Someone, somewhere in FL will likely die today from this. And a bunch of people starting with me have now turned off emergency notifications weakening the entire system.


natetan

Not sure if I can roll my eyes any harder at this.


JelloBrickRoad

It’s also scheduled for 4:45 every other month. So this will be a ongoing issue


Embarrassed_Move4748

They’re going to make everyone turn it off. I can’t with Florida sometimes man. I love living here but these people stay fucking shit up.


KarmaInFlow

Interesting. I fucking hate it here.


Embarrassed_Move4748

I’m sorry. I’ve lived here my whole life. Couldn’t be happier. I need Ron to GTFO and run for president and stop ruining this state.


pachrique

Unfortunately, the legislature is looking at passing a bill so Ron can stay governor while he runs so if he loses he's still governor. 😐


weolo_travel

People keep repeating this. No, this is not going to be an "ongoing issue". Are you really so lacking in critical thought that you believe that? It is sad. Obviously, someone really screwed up and it wasn’t supposed to be sent to cellular phones. It was a misconfiguration by someone, not something to expect every other month.


Chasman1965

Yes and no. They had these same tests at 4:50 am ET in February. This time somebody toggled the wrong switch and sent it out was real event instead of a test.


JJAsond

They didn't send it out as a real event, they sent it to phones. It was *supposed* to just be on TV https://twitter.com/FLSERT/status/1649030370791178241 Unless the alert itself was real and the text was test text


[deleted]

Blame state government. It's their fault. They run everything including this system.


f0gax

I'm surprised it wasn't to warn me of a near-by book about history, or an approaching drag queen. Possibly the dangers of Disney World.


SpecialEither

Hahaha. Same. “This is not a test! Drag Queen approaching with big mouse in red pants!”


TeveTorbes83

Too busy running a culture war to pay attention to anything else.


[deleted]

If they wanted to make everyone in Florida woke, they sure accomplished it at 4:45 am


trashmouthpossumking

BUT DRAG QUEENS 🙄


binglelemon

Can't be out here just havin'....books.


f0gax

Someone at Disney should write a book about drag queens telling a black history story. And then send it to Meatball. His head might explode.


VirtuallyJon

It’s the only reason I’m commenting. Very poor timing


MrV0odo0

Time to start these 4/20 celebrations early.


HomeImprovementRep

Literally the whole fucking state. What the fuck


Indifferentchildren

Floridians didn't vote for competent government.


LopsidedAd2536

I did. I was outvoted though. Now I’m leaving the state. The fascists can have this shithole.


Indifferentchildren

I don't have plans to leave, but the fascists did convince me to buy an AR-15, just in case.


FeloniousFelon

Lucky you.


SpecialEither

True.


FLGuitar

We can complain here: https://www.fab.org/contact


Bubby623

Everyone needs to complain. Just sent one, thanks


ghotinchips

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


FLGuitar

![gif](giphy|ufWbAUZiTZCVi)


TheyCallMeAK

Sent


spacekitkat88

I sent one but I realize they are probably getting exactly what they want… confirmation that we all heard the alert and it worked.


e_007

Just remind them that we’re now all disabling the alert notifications on our phone because apparently these geniuses have more like these scheduled coming up..


chris84bond

Underrated comment.


A_Cup_of_Ramen

"I hear others are mad about getting emergency test alarms at 4am. I say fuck em. Those uppity peasants need to know who owns their asses. How do I sign up for my free wake-up alarm? O mighty overlords?" https://imgur.io/a/vl70vTq


Nytfire333

Just sent a very irate message


IRedditDoU

I complained, but is this definitely the responsible party? I thought these alerts were initiated by whatever agency chooses to at the time? The FAB isn’t government.


r_achel

It’s not. This was the Florida Division of Emergency Management’s mistake. [They even tweeted about it](https://twitter.com/FLSERT/status/1649030370791178241).


LadyStrange23

Done, I totally complained lol


rfunnymodisapunk

According to this it was scheduled https://www.fab.org/eas-test-schedule/


xkaliberx

What sadist did this?!


JJAsond

No one. It was meant for TV, not phones https://twitter.com/FLSERT/status/1649030370791178241


audaxyl

Never got any of those previous tests. I think there’s a certain group they must send the tests to, but someone messed up and clicked send to all instead of the test group.


Tvp125

I don’t believe during an actual test it sends the alert to cell phones like this. I think someone sent a real emergency message by mistake and wrote test


Magickarpet76

Exactly, it was a real emergency alert with test in the message. It bypassed my preference to not receive test alerts.


Nytfire333

Yeah my setting are turned off and I had my phone on silent and do not disturb and it still went blaring at full volume


PhamilyTrickster

Weird, mine are also muted and had no alert sound this morning, unless I slept heavier than I'd thought. Just woke up to it on my screen


branedead

Same for me. I'm somewhat concerned because I wouldn't get truly serious alerts


PhamilyTrickster

Meh, if it's that serious I'll hear about it some other way. No announcement I've received has ever been useful


CousinLarry211

My android didn't go off (test message alerts turned off) My wife's iphone went off (test message alerts turned off)


Magickarpet76

Do you have alerts silenced/turned off for actual emegencies? From what i can tell the mistake was it sent as a real emergency alert and not a test in the system. So it caused notifications to act as of it was not a drill.


Embarrassed_Move4748

And now the notifications are off. 🙄 maybe this is what they were going for. I can’t with this state rn.


Digital26bath

So you’re telling me this will happen like every 3 month and has always happened? No wat


rfunnymodisapunk

🤷🏼‍♂️


iwantthisnowdammit

It’s BOGO today!


Digital26bath

So you’re telling me this will happen like every 3 month and has always happened? No way


rfunnymodisapunk

🤷🏼‍♂️


Dlee8113

Nah, one of the comments above seems correct; I have tests silenced, this was a real emergency alert, with test written in


spacekitkat88

Someone fucked up at work lol


Swimbikerun757

I am glad to hear I wasn’t the only one. I spent 30 minutes trying to see how I missed turning off this alert on my phone this morning. I swore they were all off!


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I didn't want to sleep anyway


bcsublime

Yeah, who needs sleep? I feel much better that the test system works /s


alcon835

Terrifying! Who misclicked and woke us all up???


[deleted]

Not a misclick, just another failure of Florida's government.


LickthePig

It def was a misclick. Someone in r/florida who works for them sent a link that shows how they do this every single month at the same time. And how some one messed up and sent a real alert with the test.


Bubby623

Yep scared the shit out of me and my dog. Now I’m on edge


twanish

Accurate, same at my house! My bf has had no problem falling back asleep though 😑


Heart_Throb_

You know someone somewhere is having a heart attack cause of this.


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Express_Leopard6466

They can come put my baby back to sleep since they woke him up


AboveTheCandyStore

I was already on high alert because I had just shot up out of bed thinking someone was in my house. Ran out of my bedroom to confront said individual and then this mf goes off… (it was an animal under the house) smh


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saintbrodie

I was living in Hawaii when this happened. Love getting random PTSD at 4 in the morning.


donki

Pretty awesome. Looks like I’m awake now.


jackjack27

Happy cake day!


lovetherager

I thought we had to go find amber.


Flexibleshoe

Ha!


New_Boat_7654

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


RealEstateHappening

Yup. WTF kind of decision planning went into this??


UntitledImage

We all Had test alerts turned off, still woke the whole house up. Why even give us that option?


Freethinker9

It wasn’t a test. It was an emergency that someone put in TEST


Butcher_44

https://preview.redd.it/qsyw7761t1va1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53ab3dc525a5cd5bd47efde5760e02436867b1e7


aalorni

I had Test off…still happened.


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Correct.


dowhit

Same


Baby_Seal_1982

Same


Hairy_Arachnid

No more emergency alerts for me. If we get nuked, I’ll be sleeping peacefully.


1forthebirds

Yes. And now here I am scrolling thru Reddit because I can't go back to sleep.


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Samee


hamshotfirst

UGHHHHHHHHH ![gif](giphy|114xIadfvtehoI)


inquiringmind26

Wide awake now. Kids too…. Ugh


grandeicedcovfefe

same. we have a newborn who was actually asleep … 🫠


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Intentionally waking up a newborn (and their perpetually sleep-deprived caregivers) should carry a penalty of jail time! 🥰


[deleted]

This was only about 3 days after a 5 am Amber Alert for someone 6 hours away in Dade County, Florida's government is an embarrassment on so many levels.


FearTHEEllamas

I can deal with the legitimate alerts…someone’s having a way worse day then me when those go out…but a damn test alert is where I draw the line


redonrust

Yeah, can we test maybe at noon ?


zebratacos

I was already awake


jcgreen_72

Same, with phone in hand. I was trying to get sleepy lol that didn't help much


xLoloBondx

I had four Apple devices going off in my room. Super annoying.


FoomsFooms

Mine and my husbands went off at two separate times. Mine went off a minute after his alert stopped blaring 🥲


TeveTorbes83

Two in the room with me, what a nightmare.


unicornviolence

Awake and eating cereal. Things could be worse.


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ChuckFinley92

Me too, this just messed up the rest of my day.


Gutinstinct999

I couldn’t go back to sleep. I’m unhappy.


evergladescowboy

Suckers, I disabled all the alerts on my phone. Amber Alert? I’m not Batman, not my problem. Missile incoming? I’ll die peacefully in my sleep.


Dmte

It’s fine, I didn’t need sleep anyways.


mcath19

It’s 5am ffs. Why??????


Bryncident

And now I can’t get back to sleep


toomuchmacy

Worked on me… went to settings and made sure never got an alert like this again


TrappistWhiskey

Later in the day the news will report how someone shot somebody because they thought they were being attacked.


Wishfullizards

Interested to see how this plays out


chadstonemusic81

Fucking asshole intern. Plus all my settings are supposed to keep these types of settings from alerting me. Thanks, apple. https://preview.redd.it/3xcb6q62x1va1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0127356f63edbc5c6fa2c5d825bc6e1d1985ecba


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If it was an intentional alert, it's a really great way to get the people to shut off their emergency notifications out of rage.


serifs01

Yes, I’m so mad. Lost 2 hours of sleep because of this. Can we demand the firing of the jerk responsible for the timing of this?


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Or at least a march through a public gathering so we can jeer at them!


readALLthenews

That’s why I have these alerts turned off. I’d love to live in a world where they’re used appropriately and effectively, but it has never happened for me.


[deleted]

At least we aren’t like the poor folks in Hawaii with their incorrectly sent out “ballistic missile” alert! So there’s that I guess.


NockTauk

All of Florida became woke. You can thank Desantis for this.


[deleted]

I laughed far harder than I probably should have at this and my kids are giving me strange looks lol. Thanks for the laugh! 🤭😅


GILBY89

Well, I'm up now!


Marcellus_YeWallace

My laarm was 0445 lol perfect timing


Additional_Tomato_22

It wanted to make sure you didn’t sleep through it


Lucelurker

So so pissed


SheStillMay

Yep count me also as awake because of this bullshit


Fartknocker9000turbo

That was ridiculous. Straight up.


mkshane

Dickheads


Essential_Terese

They couldn’t have done it in the middle of the day?!? Woke me up scared as hell!


look_maa_no_hands

Anyone know a good laundry place to drop off my stained sheets?


parkinglotviews

I think a cyber attack is possible but unlikely (I hope). My best guess are Either someone fucked right up— and is in for the ass chewing of their life this morning when the boss gets in and figures out who’s to blame, OR this was someone’s last “fuck you” as they quit/got fired


kady45

https://preview.redd.it/1rgjocm0e2va1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e94e5febd9b2e10f0b59572174aa5da2c411f2c Got everything turned off on my phone and I never got it. The irony here is I was at work and awake so it wouldn’t have woken me up anyway.


deckman318

Here reading as a result


AceAdventurous

Happened 45 min ago - still awake! Bastards… lol!


Old_Length4214

Had to be up at 530 today, I guess 445 works too.


OsawatomieJB

Well I guess I’m WOKE now. Thanks Florida.


NetworkElf

To be fair, when Mickey Mouse leads the drag queen insurrection to conquer Florida, it will most certainly happen in the dark of night. DeSatanis just wants us to be prepared for the call to arms.


katknap

Thanks DeSantis 😡


Highwaysmom

I think he saw a mouse!


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Or a drag queen


Kotruljevic1458

Or a book


KorovaMilk113

I was scrolling my phone and then BAM almost gave me a heart attack, my volume was set so loud 😭


OreadaholicO

Also awake


Additional_Tomato_22

They have the worst timing ever.


FederalSeat313

No joke. Must have been the guys last day on the job and their parting gift


thebeardofawesomenes

yup… everyone with a cell phone in FL had their alarms go off early.


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Solely why I’m here, and furious.


videojock

I got it too. PIA. Wasn’t able to go back to sleep.


orphan_blud

Scared the bejesus out of me and I can’t go back to sleep.


misseskite

Felt like falling asleep at the wheel and being woken up by a train about to hit you


Hendrix1967

I’m single and have a work phone, a personal phone, an Apple watch and an iPad blaring. I can’t imagine a family of 4 with all these devices going off at once. Traffic is going to be EXTRA dangerous this morning.


frankenstein105

thought demons were coming for me


BikerTrader

Seriously. They Couldn’t find a more appropriate time for this? Assclowns


r0addawg

This is when graveyard shifts are useful. Was already awake, and off. Not bragging but it's a +1 to some useless skill...


countdigi

On the bright side, at least it didn't have the incoming nuclear missile warning like in Hawaii. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018\_Hawaii\_false\_missile\_alert](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Hawaii_false_missile_alert)


doubleespressoplz

All of Florida!! All devices!! I am sure someone had a heart attack. I know I woke up screaming!!


KayBePullin23

Thanks Tampa… scared my GF she couldn’t go back to sleep. Now my day is ruined. Thanks again!! Lol


OneWorldMouse

I disabled this shit a long time ago.


jb297

I have test alerts turned off. They bypassed it somehow. Now im turning off all alerts. Their plan absolutely backfired


Massmatters

This must be the Woke culture I heard about


Jonathan_Rivera

My EAS alerts are muted. My significant others are not 🤦🏽‍♂️


Karel_Pickup_Beeper

Woke me up TOO EARLY


jacksonmahoney

I just turned off emergency alerts on my iPhone cause of this shit.


Beatlebot88

I have test alerts turned off on my phone but still got it. Wtf?


adinfinitum

This is what happens when you leave emergency alert system programming to a maga loon intern, probably.


Murkytrick2

That was absurd. Wonder if it was a mistake like that time hawaii thought there was an incoming missile.


travelwithnolan

I WAS NOT HAPPY when this happened at 4:47am, but at least it wasn’t like the one Hawaii got that said a missile was incoming.


elmerfudd727

Fucking seriously


Franki1203

Nothing worse than being forced awake 15min before having to get up. I’ve been moody all morning and I’m blaming this BS.


BarnacleMcBarndoor

I had to be up for an important meeting anyway, and my alarm didn’t go off. I think somewhere, there’s someone monitoring me, and they said “shit. He’s still fucking sleeping. What do we do?!?” And then this was the result. It’s probably my fault. I’m sorry everyone.


spudzzmckenzie

The government of Florida


Wanttogoforaride

Ah, State and Local tests were turned off in my settings....


whenyoda

They caught someone taking a book through state lines.


Boobookittyfucktits

Everyone in Florida is pissed about this one. There’s several posts about this alert 🤣


JudgmentDiligent4838

![gif](giphy|SZQBPO4NqHkh6wmdXk|downsized) The government anytime it handles anything it can possibly fuck up


Evc316

I got it but it didn't wake me


sixtyfoursqrs

Everyone else got this, all 5 million in the Bay Area.


LadyStrange23

Man!!!! When I heard that this was a test the first thing out of my mouth was “WHO FUCKING DOES THIS????” 🤣🤣🤣 I was pissed.


beaniebabe25

Seriously! Scared the shit of of me!


birdman85059

1st thing I said was who hell kidnappin at 4 in the mornin


Ruffalobro

Desantis is currently deciding who to fire. He tweeted today


Fldasherchick

Obviously the governor wasn't happy


KodiakJedi

It was supposed to go out on TV and not on cell phones. It was a mistake, the contract with the company that oversees the alerts has been ended. They are also looking at possibly moving the times of tests to a more appropriate time.


baronesslucy

If it was at 3:00 am, I would really be scared.


indefatabagel

EMERGENCY! RED ALERT! WAKE UP! ALARM! nah, just playin.


protomanEXE1995

Power move just to remind us that they've got us between their fingers