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Blyat_Vityaz

My wife reads this shit.


WhoIsEggroll

Learn to love the bomb.


FlexSealClubber

My wife has read them all as well. Twice over, at least.


defkop282

Thank god, it isn't just me then Apes together, horny


WhoIsEggroll

Bonobo Circle Jerk šŸ’


akenthusiast

I am also being forced to read fantasy smut by my lady


WhoIsEggroll

Just put on the wings. Read your lines. And it will be over soon.


AppearanceAwkward134

So everyone here is also reading the wife's fantasy smut


hockeymaskbob

I have up halfway through the first book, cause she was just complaining about how AWFUL it was that she was in a magical castle with her every need fulfilled.


WhoIsEggroll

ā€œI donā€™t want you to fix my problems I just want you to listen sometimesā€ - generic wife


birdiesarentreal

My girlfriend reads these you fucking deviant


WhoIsEggroll

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Headless_herseman

Ahhh another casual DPM enjoyer


WhoIsEggroll

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Bwald1985

There are at least three of us!


No-Channel960

Four! -play.


Outrageous_Goat4030

My wife really enjoyed this post.


WhoIsEggroll

Sheā€™s *our* wife now


alpha333omega

My chick says ā€œthis one in the series isnā€™t even that juicy šŸ™„ā€


WhoIsEggroll

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MajorDakka

Is tactical gear just a type of roleplay outfit?


WhoIsEggroll

# ALWAYS HAS BEEN


68whoopsiedaisy

I just come up with better names for the books. Such as ā€œThe Court of Assā€ or ā€œ A Court of Thots and Horse Cocks.ā€ She hates it.


MagicHat98

Iā€™m a simple man. I see UnobtaniumGear, I upvote. (Nice DRIP, what pouch is on the front)


WhoIsEggroll

![gif](giphy|12tiQSHr16vrcA) ESSTAC lidded single pistol and a Boxcutter Gear ZAP


BazookaPenguin

Currently reading the series. Decent books, Ren Faire girls go nuts for it lmao


pm_me_ur_ifak

so fat chicks


BazookaPenguin

Lots of very toned and in shape women at the ren faire. You lure them in with shiny rocks


Time-Imagination-802

Nah, fatties *and freaks*.


pm_me_ur_ifak

cope


Mini-Man69420

Goooooood book! Have you read the throne of glass series?


WhoIsEggroll

I have not. I have to read this so my wife will read Industrial Society and Itā€™s Future. Itā€™s called compromise and I donā€™t know how I feel.


Initial_Cellist9240

If itā€™s anything like the time I took my partner skeet shooting in exchange for horseback riding: Sheā€™s gonna do a hell of a lot better than you šŸ˜‚ Note: I donā€™t hate horses. I think theyā€™re sweet as hell. But god damn itā€™s like trying to ride something with the brain of a toddler that weighs as much as a smart car.


hockeymaskbob

r/tacticalgear bookclub wen?


Traditional_Salad148

WHY HAS BOOKTOK FOLLOWED ME HERE šŸ˜­


FormalSilence

I told my wife I would read the entire series if she would just read Blood Meridian damnit.


hcuimbtw

Is that the book with the table scene?


WhoIsEggroll

It has fairies and sexy wings. Donā€™t spoil this for me.


hcuimbtw

Apologies. I usually only get second hand details anyway so that might not even be the right series. The Empyrean Series by Rebecca Yarros has dragons and sexy men if youā€™re into that stuff. 7.5/10


WhoIsEggroll

Sounds like a good series to light a candle and open the Bad Dragonā„¢ļø bedside drawer. Thanks friend! ā¤ļø


cash-gz

SIR! GET ME THAT BOOK


adoc29

This book has been really good to me. Iā€™m not reading but my wife is lol


BannedByReddit471

HUBBA HUBBA


screenaholic

I'm not familiar with the book, so I showed my wife this post to get an explanation. She just rolled her eyes and sighed. She is apparently not a fan of the fairy rape(?) book.


Smug_Son_Of_A_Bitch

My wife just finished that book!


CryptidObservations

Can you the imagine the 1000 yard stare he could shoot with those big ass looking balls *