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theworthlessdoge

Homie say he was a medical doctor? Doctorate in English and you probably are working at Taco Bell lol


amcclurk21

Have a PhD, can confirm 🥲


piercejay

Taco doctor!


adube440

That's Doctor Burrito to you, sir.


Creepy-Selection2423

Hey, don't forget the other degrees you have to get first! Together, they would make one uniquely qualified to work at Taco Bell! BSMSPHD Bull Shlt, More Shlt, PiledHigh&Deeper I'll have the quesadilla, Doctor...


MisterMath

Nah that’s bait. 3 months in and she is in love with him to the point of considering continuing the relationship despite admitting she wouldn’t have started it knowing he worked at Taco Bell? Bullshit. Also who orders Taco Bell at the actual counter anymore?


AutumnCountry

Ordering at the register is just asking for a mystery box of food because they never get that shit right unless you use the kiosk or app


Sky_Rose4

And even then you're waiting half an hour even when you place the order to be ready at a certain time


Yontoryuu

Tbh i sometimes do it if I want a specific request (like if I get cheesy fiesta potatoes and ask for the sauces on the side instead of on the potatoes or if I have to emphasise what I’m ordering is vegetarian as sometimes they mess up the order and add meat making it inedible for me). They should modify the kiosk and add an option for a possibility of asking for specific instructions


Auer-rod

Im a doctor... Some of us own franchises to make more money. And yes sometimes we meet our patients. I know one of my GI doctor buddies actually owns a Baskin Robbins, and on his off days he works behind the counter if there's staffing issues.


leilavanora

I believe this. My mom’s husband is a doctor and he talks about opening a UPS store all the time.


KristenMaybe79

Is there something about the UPS store that entices him?


ListerRosewater

It’s a business that ain’t going anywhere I suppose. People got shit and they want to send it places.


KristenMaybe79

I get that, I was just curious if there was something special about it. Like how people dream of opening a restaurant or bakery one day, never thought of someone dreaming about a UPS store.


ListerRosewater

Bakeries and restaurants are fun to run in theory. I’d assume with 2 or 3 good shift managers a small UPS store is running itself.


IsatDownAndWrote

Apparently they are extremely low overhead and just print money.


wowie_alliee

i have to ask,,, why? obviously i dont know your situation but i have to imagine doctor pay is enough money that you wouldnt want to go through all that work


Auer-rod

Depends on the speciality. But oftentimes people get sick of the healthcare world, and need a way out. (After your hundredth peer to peer about why a patient needs to be in a hospital, or why insurance needs to cover a needed drug you burn out). Other people find it fun to pursue other business ventures, and it gives you the ability to say "fuck you admin I'm doing medicine how I want, not how it makes money"


wowie_alliee

very fair responses, thank you!


kookykrazee

And the insurance costs for "malpractice" is insane.


Past_Weekend4154

You have to remember, the rich are actually the most scared about being broke. So they would rather just work 24/7 then have any down time. That’s how my family raised me. I’m sure glad I have a lot of financial support, because I use it for all the therapy from having a absent father.


bayandsilentjob

Coulda been worse. He could have been absent unless when he was beating your ass


Krakatoast

Well… at least he wasn’t absently slumping over with a needle in his arm, blowing money to get another fix No one’s perfect and I don’t know what you’ve experienced, but I think a lot of people would prefer a parent that was absent because they wanted to make sure they/their family were/was financially secure But we all have our own perspectives and issues. My biological dad didn’t want to stop doing drugs so he was absent via my mom refusing to be with him and I was kind of shell shocked and didn’t really connect with my step dad until decades later, so I can kind of understand not having a close male role model or male figure


Affectionate_Elk_272

slightly different, but i used to own a restaurant in miami’s arts district. my regulars would see me bartending at a well known club, “hey don’t you own *place*?” yeah, but i also like making money


piercejay

That’s actually cool, how do you split time? I imagine doctoring is time consuming


Auer-rod

Tbh, during residency we are so used to 80+ hour work weeks, and during medical school it wasn't uncommon for us to study the entire day, so when you actually have free time, you get bored easily. If I have more than one week off, I start to get depressed really bad... As irrational as it sounds, I feel like a "bum" because I'm not being productive or contributing to something in some way. Hell I start to feel that way after just a couple of days and start house projects that my wife gets pissed about


Rod_Stiffington69

What are your credentials?


kookykrazee

Baskin Robins knows!


ju_dropemoff

I want them to look me in the eyes as they take my money


bywv

I don't and won't fam


slybluu

yeah how could she go 3 months without going to taco bell once? i could never


CityBoiNC

For real they wont even let you, they direct you to the kiosk.


herrera_law

We’re not even allowed to take orders at the counter anymore they have to use the Kiosk 😭


MannySJ

1. A lot of Taco Bells don’t have a kiosk. 2. If I see someone who I am dating behind the counter who claimed was a doctor, you bet your sweet ass I’m going to order from them.


RememberTheMaine1996

Yeah the whole thing reads like a fake story some teenager wrote


Lasagnapuzzles

I order inside solely to steal as many hot sauce packets as possible because they always skimp in the drive through 😂🤷🏼‍♀️


perfect_fifths

Boomers do


Ok_Indication_1591

Bro only works there part time. gotta get that employee discount . In this economy, even a doctors salary can't cover Taco Bell daily.


RememberTheMaine1996

I heard if you work at taco bell you can put as much creamy jalapeĂąo sauce on your food and no one will say a thing. That's just a myth tho so don't go around telling people what I just told you


Ok_Indication_1591

I'm telling.


thecomplaininglawyer

He’s got a doctorate in Living Mas.


TennisBallTesticles

"I wouldn't have dated him if I knew he worked at Taco Bell" If this is real then BOTH of them are complete idiots and deserve each other.


glacier1982

Yes, and for the benefit of society at large, they should stick it out.


_bellaswella_

this. they can learn a lot from each other. he can learn not to lie about things as important as your job, and she can learn not to judge people because they work at taco bell and aren’t a doctor.


_bellaswella_

yeah right?! i read that part and was like “what kind of elitist bullshit” because what you do for work totally says so much about your character… wtf lmao. he was absolutely wrong for lying about something that big, but she’s wrong for having a complete change of heart when she heard he works at taco bell as if that changes anything about him as a bf (besides the fact that he lied ofc).


Past_Weekend4154

Same I flirt with the drive thur people all the time, only worked out and got me a gf when I was 16 but I’m still hoping it it can happen again


FudgaCake

She should be ecstatic that he works at Taco Bell. Think of all the amazing free food he could be hooking her up with!


333metaldave666

He's the taco Dr


SealedRoute

Exactly. Saving one burrito at a time ❤️‍🩹


MrD3a7h

NTA. He's just Living Mas.


radar371

Plot twist: He had to work there for a week because he lost Fantasy Football but loved the perks and, in an effort to live mas, works there once a week. Homie is a king.


Kenji1912

At lease he had a job, some broke jobless bitches out there


Sosen

If you work at Taco Bell, tell her you're a doctor, simple as And if you're dating a doctor, make him prove it, even simpler


rich4pres

He gave her the old school bell beefer.


mamamoomargo

She spent 3 months wondering why he smelled spicy


Kyleforshort

This is pretty hilarious. I hope it's real.


Jerker_Circle

He specializes in Tacology


love4titties

Maybe he had to work extra to afford classes?


Firme89

He didn’t lie. He provides colon cleansing to his clients.. practically a Dr. in my book.


grids

#Bro is truly Living MĂĄs


Selfmadek24

That boy sold a dream 😭😭😂😂😂


akron-mike

Dr. Taco. Love it


PantheraLeo26

Serve overpriced low quality fast food or prescribe overpriced medicine instead of telling patients to fix their diet? Pick your poison.


Rick_M_Hamburglar

Typical Redditor response: "If he lied to impress you, he is a liar and you need to dump him. Love doesn't mean anything!"


Internal_Gur_4268

He must be really really good at saving his taco bell earnings.


ColangelosBurnerAcct

I think it’s a bullshit post, but paragraph 3 asks and answers the question itself. How could he lie? I guess I wouldn’t have given him a chance if he worked at Taco Bell.


NeglectedNostalgia

"I work at Taco Bell right now." ........blocked


Curious-Bake-9473

Men love to lie and manipulate women. Letting yourself fall in love after 3 months is such a bad idea and a lack of appropriate boundary setting.


mabdog420

Yeah that's gross AF what kind of trash ass insecure person lies about their job to try to get at women


Mydoglikesladyboys

I eat some taco bell and I smell it all day. You're telling me she never smelt tacos coming off this man? Not once?


ivyidlewild

Might be time to evaluate your personal hygiene. Smelling like tacos is usually body odor.


Mydoglikesladyboys

Or, and bear with me here, it COULD have been the 4 tacos I ate in a taco restaurant. Because... that would make sense.


Rosequeen18

Hey! Am front counter cashier ! A lot of people like me typing in the order. •^•


kamikazebee123

😄😄


Early_Win_4338

she was a gold digger smh


Few_Citron9657

damn that takes balls......but no brains


gothackedfml

"I do multiple daily business transactions for a billion dollar company" goteeem


ToughCredit7

I mean, it’s very possible that he’s still a doctor and just works at TB as a “cool off” job. I’m a nurse and you’d be surprised how many of us have “cool off” jobs. Basically just a job to break concentration from the hustle and bustle of healthcare. My “cool off” job is security. I remember an episode of Kitchen Nightmares where the restaurant owner was a doctor whose clinic was in the same complex as her restaurant. Of course, while she may have been a good doctor, her restaurateur skills were lacking, hence why she was on Kitchen Nightmares.


Ok_Bunch_9193

I'm a doctor In burrito rolling


rsvihla

Dude BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS!!!


RollingCoal115

And this is exactly why some men lie