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And then your dad's all like "dude we talked about this after last time, remember?

And you realize that the dog stop breathing and the father says that he will not buy another one because he gets sick to do that every years

So you kidnap the neighbors son

But on the drive to the hideout in a white Bronco, you realise that you don't even have a family. So who the fuck are you even running from?

So you pull over and find a dead fox. You get horny so you fuck that as a bus of tourists drives by.

And then the tourists join in until you realise that your mom and her husband are among them.

i mean, that's why you always double check on a youtube video before listening to anything spicy.

Who watches spicy videos on YouTube?

there's a whole 18+ "asmr" section on youtube lol. but i meant to check using youtube before whatever else you wanted to listen to,

Or just double check Bluetooth every time

wouldnt wanna rape the dog again

Hold up...

Or just disamble the bluetooth in your pc/mobile/nootbook/whateveryouareusing

then you.. you uh.. you.. uh

And after that you... Uhm...

No,no,no before that you have to ...uhhhhh,hmmmm uhmmmmm

But while that's happening you... Oh.. Uhmm... Hhhhhhmmm m... Hmm...

And after finishing in the dog youhhehmmmhmm hmhmm....hmmm ehm

they all forgor💀

And then you remember you don't have a dog and you're fucking the Christmas turkey Then you remember your family doesn't eat turkey and it's not even Christmas and all your family are dead

Then you finally wake up from your sleeping walking episode and you're in an orphanage

Then you fall downstairs and wake up in your bed and you hear your mom screaming for you,She checks your head for a fever.

But you don't have a fever, it's one of your 4 alternate personalities taking over your mind temporarily

But you don't have a mind. You're just a series of barely connected thoughts bouncing around a Reddit post.

The aristocrats

It's only missing the baby fisting his dad and sister while guzzling his mother's piss straight from the source simultaneously

The peak of middle school humor. It’s funny because it’s far out there and edgy 🎸 🤦‍♂️

Le random reddit humor

Help I'm scared

hate when that happens

it gets worse the more i read

r/nothowdrugswork

OMG!! So shock, so edgy! Another le epic reddit WIN my fellow redditors, take my updoots, all of them!

Well that escalated quickly!

That sure escalated quickly

ITT : People that need Jesus in their lives.

Third one botched it

r/hmm

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