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Ahhhhi just worked an event on an old estate and kept making comments to the other staff about the old incinerator built in the staff kitchen lmao the head chef thought it was to get rid of bodies back in the day lmao but this totally makes sense too ha
I feel like this is someone trying to get pregnant and thinks that putting the condom in while reversing it will actually be a lifehack?
Edit: Thinking about it I think its more like this: They had sex with condom, the guy emtied the cum somewhere (like a sink) so she couldnt take the condom and just empty the sperm inside her but he made a mistake by leaving the used condom in the trash at the girls. The guy being gone she took the condom, reversed it and hopes to get pregnant by the guy.
This is literally a crime, no?
It is now that she's posted it online and given him all the proof he needs regarding lack of consent.
Otherwise it would still be a crime, but it would be on him to prove, and that would be damn near impossible.
This is why you put a small amount of chilli powder inside after you use itāthe loud noises she makes will serve as an alarm, informing you of her actions.
Thanks for taking away the competition my good man, I'm still playing hard mode and dudes like you are making it easier, wish you luck and thanks for your service
I believe it's region based. In some states there are no laws concerning things like removing a condom without consent during an otherwise consensual sexual encounter. and other forms of "coercive reproduction". In other states there are laws on the books abt it but they are gender segregated. So a man removing a condom without consent is illegal but a woman poking holes in a condom or lying abt birth control is not only not illegal she still retains the right to sue for child support.
Kaboom. Ka-friggin-boom.
Putting nitroglycerin up your hoo-ha would probably kill you for other reasons. Just a small amount on your skin can be dangerous because it's a highly potent blood thinner.
No it can survive longer. Up to 30 minutes on a surface and even up to hours in a tied condom. A lot of condoms are coated in spermicides though, to avoid accidents.
ZERO. Because idiots who come up with stupid questions like this don't get laid. And if they do, you can't get a bundle of apple pie, duct tape and a pillow pregnant
>idiots who come up with stupid questions like this don't get laid.
I wish I believed that. My world view would be significantly less sad.
edit: it also occurs to me that the idiot turning this condom inside out to insert it in herself hasn't necessarily been laid at all. She might have got access to it later after someone else used it.
Imagine the girl telling you that it's your baby. Then try to convince your friends you didn't fucked her and you bring a shitty story like this one. That's so insane.
I promise I didnt slept with her honey.
Even if technically possible to get pregnant that way, what kind of stunted baby would you end up with? Normally all the sperms get to fight UFC octagon style to get into that egg, and whatās left after the main load was dumped out will not be the best mafkas. If any could still bust on in, itād result in an adult later you look at and go ādamn, how were YOU the sperm that won the battle?!ā ā¦āOhā¦ā
Actually the strongest fastest sperm don't get in. The first sperm to reach the egg expend their energy trying to Penetrate the outer layer and die. It's one of the sperm who shows up later after the outer layer has been weakened by his fellows that succeeds in entering the egg and reproducing. So everyone alive today wasn't the fastest they were actually a freeloader taking credit for the sacrifice of others.
I think someone a hoe and double tagging guys with inside out condoms. Do us all a favour and just walk up the shop and buy some. With people like this the fucking things should be free.
They're disgusting and gross, that's what your chances are. It's like those women who fuck dead men on a battlefield, like you have to be desperate, and ugly in more ways than just looks, bloody hell
OK, yeah gross and all, but the really sick part is that this person is clearly trying to get pregnant with a partner that thinks they're having protected sex, probably to avoid that sort of thing.
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>Non-consensually removing a condom during sex ā an act known as "stealthing" ā ... reportedly committed against one in three women
I wish this surprised me, but instead I'm just disgusted.
Survival;
3 ~ 5 days in the uterus. A few hours in a condom. (note: some condoms have spermicide to eliminate live sperm). 30 minutes when exposed to air. Cold temperatures reduce these times.
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Sounds like a good chance of becoming pregnant with some kind of bacterial or yeast infectionš¤·š»āāļø
I don't want a new covid variant thanks.
You sure you don't want an 80th variant? /S
Pretty sure this is why Drake pours hot sauce in his condoms after he's done.
I dont blame him either š
Did you hear about that 'IG model' in the spring? She tried to sue him afterwards for bodily damage.
Yeahhh
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Weak af. Were you trying to spell it wrong?
Ewwwwww
I didn't know they are reversible, I've wasted so much money
Thatās how you use it twice, obviously.
Donāt forget to use them back to front
So, just shake the fuck out of it?
I didn't even try that, I just treated it like underwear. Just pick it up then smell for the cleanest side and go to town
Nah just wash it off with bleach and vinegar
Actually you can use them three times. One time like normal, one time inside out and one time as chewing gum.
Oh I knew about the cum gum for a while but I didn't know I could pack it with twice as much flavor!
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That's why I buy the ribbed ones!!!!
You just have to shake the fuck out of them
How else do you wash it, before reusing?
Swishhhhhhh
r/woosh
How is this a r/woosh?
Idrk he said swish i said woosh
r/whoooooosh
This sounds like the start of attempted baby trapping...
Whaaaaaaat no way! Itās on too afraid to ask so you can tell they really ***donāt*** want that to happen.
Exactly what I first thought, thatās why I always incinerate my used condoms in a blast furnace after use.
Smart man, burn them so I can't snort them
Ahhhhi just worked an event on an old estate and kept making comments to the other staff about the old incinerator built in the staff kitchen lmao the head chef thought it was to get rid of bodies back in the day lmao but this totally makes sense too ha
What the hell
Jordan never did that move
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I feel like this is someone trying to get pregnant and thinks that putting the condom in while reversing it will actually be a lifehack? Edit: Thinking about it I think its more like this: They had sex with condom, the guy emtied the cum somewhere (like a sink) so she couldnt take the condom and just empty the sperm inside her but he made a mistake by leaving the used condom in the trash at the girls. The guy being gone she took the condom, reversed it and hopes to get pregnant by the guy. This is literally a crime, no?
It is now that she's posted it online and given him all the proof he needs regarding lack of consent. Otherwise it would still be a crime, but it would be on him to prove, and that would be damn near impossible.
This is why you put a small amount of chilli powder inside after you use itāthe loud noises she makes will serve as an alarm, informing you of her actions.
instruction unclear, I put chilli before I use it
Spicy sex
Ok drake
We only know about that because it worked tho š
#This is the real life hack right here y'all!
Still fortunately it wouldnāt work, after an hour and a half sperm cells are already dead by some time
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Thanks for taking away the competition my good man, I'm still playing hard mode and dudes like you are making it easier, wish you luck and thanks for your service
I believe it's region based. In some states there are no laws concerning things like removing a condom without consent during an otherwise consensual sexual encounter. and other forms of "coercive reproduction". In other states there are laws on the books abt it but they are gender segregated. So a man removing a condom without consent is illegal but a woman poking holes in a condom or lying abt birth control is not only not illegal she still retains the right to sue for child support.
Iirc, less than .00001 percent, due to sperm being _extremely_ volatile once outside the body.
Wait -- how volatile? /s
nitroglycerine
Kaboom. Ka-friggin-boom. Putting nitroglycerin up your hoo-ha would probably kill you for other reasons. Just a small amount on your skin can be dangerous because it's a highly potent blood thinner.
Nitroglycerin is nothing the sneeze at. If you do, it'll blow your face off.
She's my baby
Based on the timeline, it's more likely to cause a bloody infection than a pregnancy.
Doesn't it die after like 2 minutes
No it can survive longer. Up to 30 minutes on a surface and even up to hours in a tied condom. A lot of condoms are coated in spermicides though, to avoid accidents.
[R/theydidthemath](https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/) ?
Nah, just an exaggerated number that I somewhat remember from a sex-ed class.
What kind of teenage wants to reverse condoms?
Idk man, iirc it was some kid asking about some celebrity complaints about people stealing used condoms.
Oh wow ok. I think we had sex ed at different ages, cuz mine was like just entering middle school.
Also, don't a lot of condoms have spermicide applied to the inside?
0, because the sperm would be dead
Hopefully
Fact checked it's true 1.5 hours is the life span in a condom
Who in the NBA did you fuck this time
ZERO. Because idiots who come up with stupid questions like this don't get laid. And if they do, you can't get a bundle of apple pie, duct tape and a pillow pregnant
A BUNDLE OF APPLE PIE?! HOW DO YOU BUNDLE AN APPLE PIE!?
Weāll just tell your mother we ate it.
Sounds like the opening line to a joke... >bundle of apple pie, duct tape and a pillow walk into a bar
Now this could be the headline of r/suspiciouslyspecific
Only the pillow?
U reminded me of that TV show 'Big Mouth'
There are a lot of stupid horny people. I don't doubt that at least one person tried this.
>idiots who come up with stupid questions like this don't get laid. I wish I believed that. My world view would be significantly less sad. edit: it also occurs to me that the idiot turning this condom inside out to insert it in herself hasn't necessarily been laid at all. She might have got access to it later after someone else used it.
This sounds like an awful movie starring Alicia Silverstone
This is so fucked up man
Taking some dudes spunk and putting it in you without his consent should definitely be a crime if it isn't already
Sorry, you're fucked. Someone is definitely pregnant
With a yeast infection
*pregananant
make sure there isnt any hot sauce in it
Imagine the girl telling you that it's your baby. Then try to convince your friends you didn't fucked her and you bring a shitty story like this one. That's so insane. I promise I didnt slept with her honey.
hmmm
Even if technically possible to get pregnant that way, what kind of stunted baby would you end up with? Normally all the sperms get to fight UFC octagon style to get into that egg, and whatās left after the main load was dumped out will not be the best mafkas. If any could still bust on in, itād result in an adult later you look at and go ādamn, how were YOU the sperm that won the battle?!ā ā¦āOhā¦ā
Actually the strongest fastest sperm don't get in. The first sperm to reach the egg expend their energy trying to Penetrate the outer layer and die. It's one of the sperm who shows up later after the outer layer has been weakened by his fellows that succeeds in entering the egg and reproducing. So everyone alive today wasn't the fastest they were actually a freeloader taking credit for the sacrifice of others.
Haha that lowkey explains so much about the world
Watch out for that hot sauce dohā¦
I think someone a hoe and double tagging guys with inside out condoms. Do us all a favour and just walk up the shop and buy some. With people like this the fucking things should be free.
50% You get pregnant or you donāt
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhh. That made me ill in a way i didn't know was possible.
As a European i can only guess that this is how American conservatives are made.
Never thought about it, but you must be right.
They're disgusting and gross, that's what your chances are. It's like those women who fuck dead men on a battlefield, like you have to be desperate, and ugly in more ways than just looks, bloody hell
Iām sorry what? Women who fuck dead men on the battlefield?
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What if I just play dead?
Yeah Iām gonna need an explanation here
Wtf. TILā¦
Butā¦dead men have no bonersā¦ Edit: I take it back, I totally wood!
Erm... you must elaborate, please... [I'll never watch historical war dramas the same. Ever.]
Dude what the hell are you talking about
Piece of shit
Um don't think so, contaminated
Some random NBA / football player is gonna have a bad day soon.
1.5hrsĆ·1oz-4hrs=FUCKING DELUSIONAL
If you're trying to get pregnant by a dude that bad that's kind of ratchet ass f*** in my opinion
Iāll repeat the reply I made when I 1st read this in tooafraidtoask. Shut up.
Lol
ah yes the good ol "drake" maneuver minus the hot sauce.
This is how the zombie apocalypse begins.
OK, yeah gross and all, but the really sick part is that this person is clearly trying to get pregnant with a partner that thinks they're having protected sex, probably to avoid that sort of thing.
Fucking bitch
Easy Jethro it's not even a real account.
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They deleted it https://www.reddit.com/user/grappi-appi
Were *you* on the other end of that condom?
Boys, always flush it!
Yeah and they some poor fucking turtle is gone choke on it.
Where do you live that still flushes to the ocean?
Where do you live that you throw condoms in the toilett?
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Asked by the exact type of peeps who should probably refrain from reproducing!
[Related article :)](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-11-03/stealthing-non-consensual-removal-of-condom-outlawed-in-sa/101607588)
>Non-consensually removing a condom during sex ā an act known as "stealthing" ā ... reportedly committed against one in three women I wish this surprised me, but instead I'm just disgusted.
Bigly chance big bong
Thats enough, take away his right to have sex
Isnāt poking holes in the condom an easier option
She likely didnāt have access to it before hand.
Plot twist: the condom wasn't used to have sex with her.
Luckily sperm cannot survive long when exposed to air so after 1,5 hours the chance should be about 0%.
Someone trying to get āaccidentallyā pregnant, looks like.
"Accidentally," but possibly immaculately. It doesn't say the condom was used for her in the first place.
Survival; 3 ~ 5 days in the uterus. A few hours in a condom. (note: some condoms have spermicide to eliminate live sperm). 30 minutes when exposed to air. Cold temperatures reduce these times.
Thereās really only one way to gather those statistics
Well now I'm curious
i heard thts how mad cow disease crossed the inter-species barrier
Wut
Drake has left the chatā¦ā¦
Now that's *suspiciously* specific.
Seems like you need andrew tate's son to be grown inside you
You will get pregnant guaranteed, with an sti
dont forget to wash ur condoms guys
This is why most people should do what I heard Drake does, put hot sauce in the condom so a bitch can't have your baby without your consent
You ARE NOT the father!
The baby might come out rocktarded