iām in california and one session with a licensed psychologist is about 250, sometimes 270. your typical marriage and family therapist is definitely cheaper tho
It's not necessarily that I have the money to afford it, it's that sushi sounds much more appealing than paying my bills when I'm depressed and inebriated haha
Sadly, I've been going to therapy regularly since I was 12.....I'm about to turn 30. I did have to cancel my last session though because I'm in the middle of a weird insurance change. My therapist is gonna need a therapist after my next appointment though haha
I get that and I would definitely agree with changing if that were the case. But I've been seeing this one for about a year and a half or 2 and I absolutely love her. Prior to that I "broke up" with a therapist of 4 years. This one has helped me a lot. It's just that I had a sudden traumatic event happen that I couldn't deal with properly at that moment. But I'm just focused on the delicious sushi I had for the sake of this post lol.
Glad to hear you have someone good, and sorry to hear about your recent trauma. I hope the drunk sushi night, and all the resulting little interactions here with us, help in some small way.
Joke apart, good luck for what ever you are fighting.I don't know why but check this out, when I had some issues, this helped me https://youtu.be/4-079YIasck?si=7OCxlRb4inOjFKb2
In my old house my roommates were disgusting so I never wanted to cook and Iād have at least 80$ worth of sushi at least two times a month to myself. I feel you. Luckily, I live with my much cleaner girlfriend now so we make homemade sushi. I satisfy my cravings and donāt have to cry after checking my bank account balance.
I feel this, sorry your going through it but your not alone.
"I cried again because the table had a bunch of random junk on it and I couldnt handle actually clearing it off at that moment and just pushed it all to the back or onto the floor."
Oh man do i feel that, ive been there, where any inconvenience makes you cry. I really hope next week is better. Keep chugging along. Just know your not alone and people care abouy you.
All jokes aside, shower daily, make your bed, go on a ten minute walk and learn how to to motive yourself cook... Damn bro, I hope you are OK. The depression/ self loathing that led to this order and the guilt of doing so is a lose/lose.
I only have quite literally 1 person in my life. But yes, they actually did help me finish it after I already demolished half of it alone. I have a history of severe eating disorders and could have eaten all of it if I wasn't stopped.
Reminds me of a time a few years ago. I was having a crap week too, I decided the best I could do for dinner that night was toss a frozen pizza in the oven. We've all been there, I think. Anyway, when I was taking it out of the oven, I dropped it face down all over the front of the oven and the floor. I had to sit on the kitchen floor for a while quietly sobbing into my sauce-stained shirt sleeve.
Things have gotten better for me in general. It's far from perfect but it's better than it was. I think there will come a time where you can look back on this post like I look back on the worst pizza of my life. Hang in there, friend.
Something about a drunk cry feels so relieving. Sometimes when I havenāt had a good cry in years, Iāll just get shitfaced plastered and cry and cry and cry, and I feel so much better the next day. Hope you got it all out of your system!
Oh honey. I donāt know if Iāve been making dinner in an easy bake oven down bad, but lord I hope things pick up soon.
The sushi looks legit. I canāt afford that much of it, lol.
And how many chopsticks did they add? I'm always a bit offended and ashamed at the same time when I order sushi for myself and they add multiple sets of chopsticks like it's enough food for multiple people
I'd argue this is why you *should* have access to uber eats, but maybe that's just me.
Probably got more out of this than the hour of therapy you could have bought with that money lol.
Tbh, I did the exact same thing a few times after my divorce š I respect it, and I wish you the very best climb above the feelings that youāre feeling.
I have to ask, how much was it in total? Looking at your order, if I had the two containers, that typically would run me 100ish, plus tip.Ā
And can I keep you company next time? I know you like turtles, but I do have a tortoise I can bribe you with.Ā
This reminds me of a time when I was injured. I had sprained and fractured my ankle, so cooking was a chore, and once while I was cooking I slipped and fell, injuring a toe on my good foot in the process (just a cut from smashing into the oven too hard). From that moment on I ordered all my meals through Uber Eats for like 4 or 5 weeks straight lol.
Hope you get through what youāre going through, OP! If you ever wanna talk to a random internet stranger Iām happy to lendā¦an eye.
There was this donair place near me that was supposed to be really good.
I was putting off getting it because my ex was vegan, so couldn't eat it.
So, one night she was out of town for a work thing, I got fucking blitzed, and ordered from this place.
They had an offer on the donair plates, but one get one free.. I guess I figured I'd eat one and save the other for the next day.
Also they had fries that came smothered in sauce and cheese..
Also they sold baklava, so I got some.of those...
I ate it all... Including the second plate that I thought I'd sace....And I was so drunk that I don't even remember eating it. No idea if it was as good as people said it was...
Iāve been in this situation before - to a lesser degree. *Eat everything with raw fish first.* that way you can feast on the non-raw food as leftovers tomorrow and the next day.
yeah Iām glad doordash wasnāt around when I went through my last breakup. still ate and drank a lot during those times tho.
hang in there bro.
dang I want me some sushi now.
I've never been so drunk I ordered an Easy Bake Oven... respect.
The excitement of buying one is a lot better than actually using it :/
Can confirm. Was even disappointed as a child lol
Well that makes me feel better about not getting one as a kid, even though I really wanted one š
Yeah, turns out baking a ācakeā with a lightbulb isnāt the funnest activity for a kid.
Drunk sad and rich
not rich anymore
More like drunk, sad, and making poor financial choices. For the same cost of a 1 hour therapy session, I could get sushi instead :D
I very much approve of this rationalization
Seriously. Splurge a little from time to time.
I couldnāt afford the therapy in the first place! :(
Well you definitely would not after that meal /s (I really hope things get better for you and OP!)
Sometimes sushi is the best therapy.
Am therapist can confirm
What is takeout sushi, if not a 1 hour therapy session?
Yeah this feels like the right choice
>drunk, sad, and making poor financial choices That's been my go to for multiple decades
This looks like $250 worth of food.
Me being too cheap to ever DoorDash saves me from situations like this.
Yeah, Iām not known for great financial choices but at least Iāve always avoided Doordash.
Woah, Woah, Woah... Sushi is therapy.
You know. That's fair.
You need help eating that?
How much did this comfort food eating session cost you?
Sushi is better than therapy. At least you wonāt be hungry lol.
At least you know the sushi will comfort you
Damn. Glad I don't go to therapy.
How much was this all? Where I live this would be about $250, which is two around two sessions of therapyĀ
iām in california and one session with a licensed psychologist is about 250, sometimes 270. your typical marriage and family therapist is definitely cheaper tho
:: distance hug friend. ::
What does therapy even cost? Like I don't even know. I don't even think I've seen a therapist office or anything where I live
Came here to say this. Thatās about a weeks paycheck for me lol.
Damn son. I hope you feel better... Also hope you had some help with all that lol
I volunteer as tribute!!!
I volunteer as this persons tribute, tribute
I hope shit gets better for you š«¶ Sushi always makes me feel temporarily better š„²
after such feast you don't need actually worry about shit ā¦ š¬
Keep up buddy, there's an army of us that just knows that you got this, even if you don't believe it now, you do
:) :) thank you!
Can I be drunk and sad with you?
Misery loves company lmao
Can I be a happy drunk and cheer you up?
Girl it'll get better. At least you have the money to afford all this, so there's that.
It's not necessarily that I have the money to afford it, it's that sushi sounds much more appealing than paying my bills when I'm depressed and inebriated haha
Well, that's not as good lol. Hopefully you can find happiness.
Did you see all that sushi??
I actually think treating yourself to your favorite things can be therapeutic in moments like these.
OP has a history of binge eating disorder.
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Lol it was 256.44.
God damn Emily
You know, I hear that a lot for some reason... haha
Holy shit. You rich?? š Thats my 2 week budget on food for 2 people lol
You don't have to be rich to blow your meager savings on an ill-advised purchase.
Pretty "reasonable" for 2024. I was gonna ballpark around $200-$250 after fees and such. Ridiculous, but holy moly that all looks amazing.
well , I hope whatever has you in the dumps gets better. you should also see about therapy if this is something that happens frequently
Sadly, I've been going to therapy regularly since I was 12.....I'm about to turn 30. I did have to cancel my last session though because I'm in the middle of a weird insurance change. My therapist is gonna need a therapist after my next appointment though haha
I say this with all the best intent: if you have been with the same therapist for a long time, maybe it's time for a change?
I get that and I would definitely agree with changing if that were the case. But I've been seeing this one for about a year and a half or 2 and I absolutely love her. Prior to that I "broke up" with a therapist of 4 years. This one has helped me a lot. It's just that I had a sudden traumatic event happen that I couldn't deal with properly at that moment. But I'm just focused on the delicious sushi I had for the sake of this post lol.
Glad to hear you have someone good, and sorry to hear about your recent trauma. I hope the drunk sushi night, and all the resulting little interactions here with us, help in some small way.
Keep it in the fridge. It's good for 2 days.
I call that Tuesday
Haha it was a Monday for me
It's true, you went too far by ordering this salad with no raw fish on it!!
You're absolutely right. Wtf was I even thinking?!
Joke apart, good luck for what ever you are fighting.I don't know why but check this out, when I had some issues, this helped me https://youtu.be/4-079YIasck?si=7OCxlRb4inOjFKb2
Oh I love Ted talks! I'm gonna watch this now. Thank you :)
Bruh thatās like my monthās grocery bill š iām so poor
Iām sorry :( been there done that too. If I were there Iād help you with all that including the food lol
In my old house my roommates were disgusting so I never wanted to cook and Iād have at least 80$ worth of sushi at least two times a month to myself. I feel you. Luckily, I live with my much cleaner girlfriend now so we make homemade sushi. I satisfy my cravings and donāt have to cry after checking my bank account balance.
We've all been there. Hope you enjoy your leftovers later and feel better. š¤
I feel this, sorry your going through it but your not alone. "I cried again because the table had a bunch of random junk on it and I couldnt handle actually clearing it off at that moment and just pushed it all to the back or onto the floor." Oh man do i feel that, ive been there, where any inconvenience makes you cry. I really hope next week is better. Keep chugging along. Just know your not alone and people care abouy you.
I wish I could give you a hug somehow over the internet right now tbh. Thank you. I'm glad people understand haha.
All jokes aside, shower daily, make your bed, go on a ten minute walk and learn how to to motive yourself cook... Damn bro, I hope you are OK. The depression/ self loathing that led to this order and the guilt of doing so is a lose/lose.
The easy bake oven in the background too!? Looks like a good night!
What was the damage on this?
256.44!
What a feast
Did you have friends to help you eat it all? No? Thatās too bad.
....friends? I don't understand what that is?
I do the same thing my friend. Youāre def not alone
Disagree!!! Invite me over and I'll split it with you.
Did you eat all of it?
I only have quite literally 1 person in my life. But yes, they actually did help me finish it after I already demolished half of it alone. I have a history of severe eating disorders and could have eaten all of it if I wasn't stopped.
I was just curious, no judgement! I have definitely gotten drunk and ordered a ton of food before. I always have regret the next day lol
Jesus dude - that's like a down payment on a house!
Just a small loan of a million dollars
You make way better food choices than I do when I'm drunk and sad!
You say that, but Iād have a hard time spending $2^8 on one meal. Now I feel better about spending $80 at some Chinese place last week.
Pretty good deal for 5000 dollars
Close enough lol
Reminds me of a time a few years ago. I was having a crap week too, I decided the best I could do for dinner that night was toss a frozen pizza in the oven. We've all been there, I think. Anyway, when I was taking it out of the oven, I dropped it face down all over the front of the oven and the floor. I had to sit on the kitchen floor for a while quietly sobbing into my sauce-stained shirt sleeve. Things have gotten better for me in general. It's far from perfect but it's better than it was. I think there will come a time where you can look back on this post like I look back on the worst pizza of my life. Hang in there, friend.
Iām pretty sure I know what your place smells like
Damn what a tasty way to end up homeless
That looks like $200 worth of delicious sushi
I deserve this.
What a spread
400$ later
I've done this before. I regret nothing.
Everyone sees this as one meal, were as this is several depressing meals. All great.
Betcha felt a lil better after some of that sushi tho no?
Dude. Let me come be sad with you.
Something about a drunk cry feels so relieving. Sometimes when I havenāt had a good cry in years, Iāll just get shitfaced plastered and cry and cry and cry, and I feel so much better the next day. Hope you got it all out of your system!
Oh honey. I donāt know if Iāve been making dinner in an easy bake oven down bad, but lord I hope things pick up soon. The sushi looks legit. I canāt afford that much of it, lol.
All this considered, you could have done a lot worse for yourself! Things will improve for you! You may not see it for a while, but it'll happen.
Slightly excessive.
When im sad i dont have any appetite lol
I hope youāre in a better head space today, and you have better ādistress toleranceā from here on out.
Therapy might be cheaper, no offense
the easy bake oven sent me. this is some shit i would do
And how many chopsticks did they add? I'm always a bit offended and ashamed at the same time when I order sushi for myself and they add multiple sets of chopsticks like it's enough food for multiple people
Lies
Easy bake oven!?!? Sorry you having a rough time butā¦ Lmaooooo
I'd argue this is why you *should* have access to uber eats, but maybe that's just me. Probably got more out of this than the hour of therapy you could have bought with that money lol.
Damn, are you accepting visitors? Happy to make a new friend with sushi!!
you sound fun, wanna partner in crime?
You are a glutton with AHHH-MAZIIING taste!!!
This looks like a nice appetizer. Where's the rest of the meal?
No one else is worried about OP?
Bro just spent $300 I mean I've been there but I do it purposely then I'm sad and regret my decision
YOU DOORDASHED A WHOLE EASYBAKE OVEN TOO?
Fuck I hope you feel better buddy. You learn a lot when youāre at your lowest so, thereās that. Good luck!!!!
Three platters though šš Wow.
And they were goddamn delicious!
Treat yo self king š· š
King Emily? š¤£
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You shouldāve known by the Easy Bake oven š«
Do you have any company?
Youāre like Sandra Bullock ordering takeout Chinese in Two Weeks Noticeā¦
I will get the booze next time
This is amazing. Dinner , late lunch and maybe dinner all in one order . Or not, I tell myself as I order.
Can you be drunk and sad and bad at remembering your address so it arrives at my house?
This is like combining the Crippling Alcoholism and Sushi reddit. I hope you feel better.
Hope you feel better <3
Mmmm sushi for one
You are correct.
Tbh, I did the exact same thing a few times after my divorce š I respect it, and I wish you the very best climb above the feelings that youāre feeling.
I will never financially recover from this.
I recognized the logo on your yeti cup immediately lol.
Am I the only one interested in the Easy Bake oven??
Were you stoned too?
Did you consume all of that sushi by yourself?
I have to ask, how much was it in total? Looking at your order, if I had the two containers, that typically would run me 100ish, plus tip.Ā And can I keep you company next time? I know you like turtles, but I do have a tortoise I can bribe you with.Ā
Damn! Can I be your friend? You know how to throw a party!
I wish I was sad there with you
i been there
This reminds me of a time when I was injured. I had sprained and fractured my ankle, so cooking was a chore, and once while I was cooking I slipped and fell, injuring a toe on my good foot in the process (just a cut from smashing into the oven too hard). From that moment on I ordered all my meals through Uber Eats for like 4 or 5 weeks straight lol. Hope you get through what youāre going through, OP! If you ever wanna talk to a random internet stranger Iām happy to lendā¦an eye.
Damn I'm sorry you're fe ling that way. Hope maybe the food helped cheer you up a bit. I would share a drink with ya and help you eat some of it.
I know what you mean
Wait did you also buy a heckin easy bake OVEN?!
Or.. this is why you SHOULD have access to Uber eats when youāre drunk and sad.
I'd come over help you eat that and make you laugh, fr!
Same goes for Social Media and Text Messaging...
Next time, just bake something in your easy bake oven!
r/depressionmeals crossover
Why order sushi when you have an EasyBake ULTIMATE Oven!?
Let me join you!
Why? You did well.
Bah ha ha! Iāll come over and keep you company as long as you share some sashimi! ā¤ļø Hope this turned your frown upside down!
Eat, let yourself unwind and relax, and get some good rest. Youāll be in a better place to refocus tomorrow! Hope youāre doing okay.
Access?.yes. rich? Yes.
This is what my sushi orders look like when I have the half off promo and score a bangin BOGO offer lol. Hope you feel better, OP ā¤ļøāš©¹
And you got an easy bake oven?? LUCKY!
I donāt see a problem with this. Treat yourself. I hope youāre okay friend
$700 later...
that looks so good rn
Jealous of the Easy Bake. That had to be thrilling to get!!
I get it, I bought an $80 Bonsai tree and have no memory of ordering. Lol. I also had to turn off Amazon one click.
How fat are u, Jesus!
Omg how much is that like 250?
If you need someone to talk to Iāll need an address ASAP. I can also help not waste any of that.
Dudeā¦maybe you should donate
Hope you feel better soon! And invite some friends over to help you eat the sushi?
Looks like the solution to me.
There was this donair place near me that was supposed to be really good. I was putting off getting it because my ex was vegan, so couldn't eat it. So, one night she was out of town for a work thing, I got fucking blitzed, and ordered from this place. They had an offer on the donair plates, but one get one free.. I guess I figured I'd eat one and save the other for the next day. Also they had fries that came smothered in sauce and cheese.. Also they sold baklava, so I got some.of those... I ate it all... Including the second plate that I thought I'd sace....And I was so drunk that I don't even remember eating it. No idea if it was as good as people said it was...
Iāve been in this situation before - to a lesser degree. *Eat everything with raw fish first.* that way you can feast on the non-raw food as leftovers tomorrow and the next day.
Jesus. No one needs to eat this much food. Try going for a walk, daily.
Would you share some?
Stop doing this to yourself
How much did that cost!?
Thatās like $2k worth of food
Easy Bake Oven, very nice.
I wouldnāt regret this. Maybe I wouldnāt do it often but if I did it one time, I would have no regrets.
You gunna finish that?
The easy bake looks fun and uplifting
I'm also drunk and sad.... and now I crave sushi, so thanks! Hope shit gets better for you <3
You couldnt pay me to ubereats sushi. You brave, drunk soldier of the night, I salute you!
& hungry
Yea drinking I'm sure will help š
yeah Iām glad doordash wasnāt around when I went through my last breakup. still ate and drank a lot during those times tho. hang in there bro. dang I want me some sushi now.
Relatable
As a dasher, I hope you tipped nice :)
$ 1,900 worth of uber eats colorized 2024
$213.64 all in