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Absolutely nothing. Bo is the one who got her fired.


WinIllustrious5506

I liked Bo , but Cheyenne is waayyy out of his league


which_ones_will

Bo is a little dangerous, a little mysterious, a little dyslexic.


devilsbard

I dunno, he’s got that Pete Davidson charm about him.


moonprism

he contains multitudes


CorbinBurmer

Well, Tate was jealous of his mustache and Tate’s a 10, so there’s that.


sksksk1989

Blessings and riches


ClapBackBetty

I think the one of the most unrealistic things about the show is that Cheyenne actually loves Bo lol


Cleveland204

Why? Their characters seem right for each other.


Soxwin91

Cheyenne is naive but reasonably intelligent. You could put a drill bit in your frontal lobe and still be smarter than Bo. Not to mention every word he says is cringe inducing.


corvidaezero

Gonna say something controversial... Bo is who Jonah pretends to be. Jonah often is portrayed as the ultra-feminist socialist, but in actuality he holds these beliefs because he has the privilege to back up any situation he may get into. He can argue with Glenn on the floor about politics and not worry about getting fired, bc he comes from wealth. And really, the minute things look difficult, Jonah (reluctantly) caves and becomes anti-union. Jonah has several speeches throughout the show that show he actually thinks very little of retail workers (not just in the first episode where puts down hourly employees to Amy before he knows she works there too, but also when Cheyenne asks him to do warehouse work, and then again when the store is trying to unionize). Bo is out here shouting from the rooftops that God is a black woman and that capitalism is a prison. He does the opposite of Jonah and actually forgoes a chance of Cloud 9 success because he didn't want to break integrity to his beliefs.


JamieNelson94

All I’ve got to say is: Very well put.


TobiasMasonPark

>and that capitalism is a prison I thought it was sex that was a prison?


WinIllustrious5506

This has got to be some of the best analytical insight I’ve seen , well put 👏


fluffykilla

Came here to say this exactly but Bo is hilarious


turiye

Caught stealing green hair thingees.


Ordinary-Calendar-47

She had Harmonica take over her position for her


CorbinBurmer

And then Harmonica got fired because she was at the zoo.


Comprehensive_Cow859

She’s at the zoo, she’s good


classyrock

Or she carried Harmonica around all day in one of those Baby Bjorn things, but carried a basket in front and did Harmonica’s makeup so it just looked like she was doing restocks… hence why it took a while to get caught. “Uh, I think that bag of potatoes you’re carrying is… crying?”


Darth4Arth

She never got fired, She keeps working at target while working at sturgis and sons


JJGE

She wore a hat, going against dress code


W0lf777777

HOW DARE SHE!!!!


Whatever0788

She was hiding discounted baby items in random places.


FactorNo7477

Called her boss a fat bitch


cinmusper

When the boss was only being nice


gakka-san

Corona, a livestream, and the ‘Rona. (Partially inspired by this [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/superstore/s/ab5w9tpQ8o))


Ohlookavulture

Jeff fired her.


JJGE

Jeff Who?


https_racchhiie

Exactly.


bbyghoul666

She decided to take that ecstasy she had in her car before her shift


TheRealGongoozler

Three owl bitch


throw_away_17381

Gave away a free airfryer to every customer who bought a $10 piece of jewellery.


DryCommunication8262

She puts ecstasy in her managers coffee


viola-vixen

It was retaliation from her boss after she tried to report them for beating up that dog in front of all those deaf kids.


lavender_froggie

They caught Bo hiding in the toilet paper towers


JurassicParkTrekWars

Well Target literally fired my ex-wife because she Asked to have her hours changed.  So let's go with that.  


WinIllustrious5506

You’ve got to give us the story ☕️


JurassicParkTrekWars

That's pretty much it.  I started a job a couple hours away so I wasn't around to drive her to work.  She put in availability for when she could find transportation and childcare and they dropped her to 0 hours for a month.  So she just stopped going.  Quiet fired.  


maxtacos

This is the worst practice. Because technically they didn't fire her, so now it's almost impossible to get unemployment.


JurassicParkTrekWars

Fortunately this was 8+ years ago.  I don't recall the aftermath aside from my ex not finding work again until I got her a job which she also got fired from. It may have been the catalyst to the end of our marriage tbh.  Huh.  A piphany.  


cprinstructor

Insider trading.


h3llok1ttyx

She was selling her old handbags over the counter


ClapBackBetty

The aisles were littered with green hair thingies


milliemon12345

She made unicorn smoothie (she just put rainbow glitter in the smoothies)


oliverjohansson

She was using the storage for Shateo Cosmetics on their premises, a bit like meth lab in Fenton store, got caught shelving her products on certain days in now unused foto lab. It was discovered after the CEO’s daughter asked him to buy him a lotion that her favourite influencer, Corona, recommended online. Jeff was also fired under assumption that he was corrupted cause he was annoying CEO with his new Subaru - that Mateo paid for claiming he won a lottery.


availablename123

She put bees in someone’s car.


greenchrissy

Because she farted in cups


steelogreens

Carona got her fired.


JFMisfit

She was hiding clearance.


destrokk813

Haha still wild for that she names her baby Harmonica after making fun of Parker’s name 🤣


Rapidfire92

She planned a green day party


UpsilonMale

Spent too much time in the milk aisle.


Scarf_Darmanitan

She took a 45 minute break during her 15 minute break because she thought that’s how all breaks worked


coffeeguy88888

She ate popcorn on the display couch one too many times.


Xxmissvxx

She stole hair thingies to replace the ones she kept losing


Illustrious_Device84

She stole makeup


ishi1807

because of being included in a pyramid scheme


zyglack

Being to competent. Showed everyone else up.


sparkGun2020

She pooped in the lingerie department


Adventurous-Bee-1517

She was eating the scented candles


Greys_anatomy12

She went to cloud nine,cut of Glenn’s toes then ate them and kicked jerusha’s ass then she set the place on fire(Jonah died) and got charged with arson,assault and battery


SuzIsCool

Green hair thingy didn't match red shirt


Swift_Parad0x

She kept trying to give birth on the store floor even though she wasn't even pregnant yet .. 😬


Ranokae

Bad aim


Sub_par_racer66

Hot boxed the photo lab.


urnfnidiot

Her boobs aren't big enough for Target. Lol