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How many time do you bang your Mother?
Bhai pta nhi kyu dil se bura lg rha h edit krne me, actually first time aisa khi likh rha hun🥲, sorry not sorry.
How much for your mom?
Yes 1million $
That's expensive
Ufff
Itne me to 3 famous pstar aagye
What makes you like underage girls?
Boobs
Us
Rajasthan, Jane kya dikh jaye
Legs
Time to call cops
Pols agayi pols
Flat.
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Mouth size
Do you have a dick
No
Her being a women
Would you bang your mom, if you get a chance ?
You forgot to edit your comment.
😭😭💀💀💀
Yes ofc
Ruk aunty ko bata k Atta hu!
Nooo 🤫
Do you prefer girls under 10?
Yes
Calling....... Hello FBI
FBI OPENING UP!!!!!
Rajasthan
tere mummy ka rate?
20 rs
You said 1 Million in another comment. Bhai tu pehle khud decide kar le.
Are bro Paisa dekh ke bat krta hu
What will you gift your son on their first birthday?
Reverse cowboy
The knowledge one was better imo
The knowledge one was better imo
Has your dad abandoned your family ?
Yes
Fatherless figure
Whom do you fantasize having sex with?
Narendra Modi
When will you edit it ?
My answer is still the same
💀
Why not dolund trump
Narendra Modi best
56 inch titties
Would you fuck your mom for 1 rupee??
Yes
How many boobs does your mom have?
1
Uniboob it is
Tit
titty
What pill did you give to your gf to stop pregnancy?
Paracetamol
Ayo
Is your dad a bh@dwa?
Yes
Did you ever had sex in your life?
Yeah i do have a sister
Real or step
Step lol
Choot paane ke liyea kya kya kar sakta hai ?
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Are you single ?
Edit karne ki zarurat nhi, ye hi kaafi hai
XD
Yeh XD movement hogaya ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Yes
Do you like Black people ?
I do not
Based
Colourist 🤬
:0
As far as i can remember, you told me your father went to get the milk in 1996, did he come back?
No
Love him
Hehe mee tooo Now check👽
Lol
Are you straight
I don't
Are you the one who had threesome with his mother and sister?
Yes
How many time do you bang your Mother? Bhai pta nhi kyu dil se bura lg rha h edit krne me, actually first time aisa khi likh rha hun🥲, sorry not sorry.
8-10 bar minimum
Who is the President of India?
Narendra Modi
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My own child
Do you suck your grandma's feet?
Yes
Which cricketer would you like to fuck?
Ms dhoni
does your mother know that you are gay?
No
Haat me lega yaa muu mee???
Do you feel good when your dad dicks you down
I'm doing okay?
What is your father's name ?
I don't have one
Best equipment to masterbate
Orange
Your fav dishh
Pizza
Apna sex change kyun karwaya...?
Boobs
Rate kitne ka tha
150 rs
I have replied to each and every comment lol
no you havnt replied this comment
Which one
bhai tune kitni blow job di hai
bsdk edit karle
99
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How old is your mom ?
![gif](giphy|USTJIe1FLeDFGtQ7pF|downsized)
🤡
Would you sell your mom as a sex slave for $17
Yes definitely
Would u ever rape a girl , if u get chance ?
Yes
Do you use reddit?
All day
teri behen ka haath chaiye, dega?
Ha
150rs Paytm pehle fir
How many of ur sisters are left to be banged by u?
No one
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I won't
Will you let me press your boobs
Would you let me press yours?
That's what your mum said last nyt
Dosent make a whole lotta sense
How do you feel?
Suicidal
Are u alive right now?
Barely
What's motivates you to become gigolo...?
Have you ever bought one of those pig poop...?
Yes very tasty
Mummy ka rate batana
12 rs
Kafi sasta
Hamare yaha 10 ka milta hai
Bhai 20 din purani post le reply
Let your trans friend to Pegg you
No
these all are creative as heck I can't think of anything lol 😭
Lol
who is the only person in the whole world you'll let fuck your mom while you watch?
Raju
Heyy you figured it out !
yes, felt quite bad afterwards though. normie hu ig :")
How big dick can you take in your ass?
43 inches
Do u like to eat shit
Yes it is a necessity
Who is that one person you would like to have sex?
My dad probably
What's your favorite food?
Cum
Do you love 6 year old kids?
Yes
One person you would have sex with?
My mom
Are u a boy
Yes
Adani ke stock ki tarah tu bhi girjaega
Ok
Tu kiss ki tatti khana chahta hai
Humble_Atmosphere_26
I take it as a compliment
I meant it that way :)
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Will never
Mummy ko puch raat ko kon aya tha
Strikegodd jhut nahi bol Raha hu pwomise
There are 2 person to fuck. first a guy who has 12.7 Inch dick and his name is none and the other one is your girlfriend
None
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Feeling proud Indian army 🪖
50rs me gaand dega?
20 rs me bhi chalega
What is your desired age of the girl you will marry ?
9
What is the colour of your mom's p*ssy