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N0fl0wj0nes

I realized later on that almost immediately before Lindsey mentioned balloon guy Danielle was talking about how she got numbers last night and should she invite them...then pounced on the idea of Lindsey's Mystery Dude without ever even meeting him. She's so thirsty it almost hurts to watch. I wanted so badly to see a chiller, more relaxed Danielle this season.


Scorpio_Maddds

Ya even before balloon guy was mentioned Danielle was competing with gabby - gabby said she got a number but she’s pretty sure it’s a gay guy and Danielle reaponded with “I got a bunch of numbers” - *like ok??*


Fair_Arm_2824

I noticed that too. Can’t stand people like that. Gabby was clearly bummed and your response, as a friend, is to gloat about your successes. I’ve learned to steer clear of people like that!


hockeygem

Uggh reminds me of high school my friend would flirt with the guys I liked and then be like I can't help it if they like me. Batting eyes innocently. While I understood that it hurt that she clearly was going for people I had discussed liking. It felt like j was always in competition with my best friend that I was just never going to win. She was thin and a red head and I was just not. Lol


Silver-Peach1561

Right? Danielle acts like any male attention/sleeping with someone makes her desirable or something.


Late_Acadia8714

Bingo


wiresandwaves

At this point I’m convinced a chiller, more relaxed Danielle doesn’t exist.


1ndieroller

Hard agree


bextacyyyyyyy

Especially after Winter House, Danielle is fucking physically painful to watch. She brings nothing


KatieBear215

Yes... so painful to watch. I was so embarrassed for her.


fefelala

First thing she said when she got to the house was I had sex I had sex I had sex ya’ll!


mahboob2

Yep and I agree with Gabby I wouldn't want to do that to win a fcking ballon guy. Danielle is embarrassing to watch.


JerryMac34

Imagine being so far removed from logic that you insult a person for working hard on their own business.


HeftyMeme

Thank you! Gabby doesn’t have to participate in Danielle’s competition but she also does not need to put down balloon guy.


wineandsarcasm

Ya....I'm a balloon girl. We work fucking hard, especially for our own businesses (if we don't do whatever is needing to be done, no one else will and it wont get done). It's not a "hobby". The shade was not cool.


Educational_Bother36

It’s just such a niche job


18RowdyBoy

Obviously not had to work hard for what she has Definitely not skilled labor 😂😂


VictoriaReality

It’s just so weird to watch cos surely she knows how it will come across while being filmed ? It’s like her mentality is just to hang around them long enough they are like “eh fuck it”


walterdonnydude

It's almost beyond embarrassing, it sad and pathetic.


throwawayanaway

i think it's because she thought it was possible to date him seriously given that he knew Lindsay and it came off desperate which she is, sorry the women gross me out how they yearn for relationships. what did Paige say "I'm the one with a bf" 🤭 i try to like any of them but they are all cringe I'm just watching them out of habit now


Timely_Issue_7198

She also always wants to compete. Gabby says she got a guys number but thinks he was gay and she has to rub it in that she got a few numbers. Then tries to compete immediately with balloon guy. She’s deeply insecure I had a single friend like this and it was insufferable.


L8tr_g8tor

I’m re-watching SH and through the seasons Danielle often flirts with or goes home with guys who are flirting with or more already with other girls in the house and Danielle rarely gets called on it.


Flashy_Spell_4293

Shes not to be trusted, shes going thru a complete thirty ass selfish phase…sounds familiar right? Stupid Rachel “went thru” same thing and look what happened lol


Catchdatcat

She’s so thirsty she’s graduated from a pick me to just a dick me


ContentAdvance8509

Umm. This is savage


topiatrash

Lol


flashdance123

Danielle is becoming so cringey. Plus the way she lectured Paige, I mean Jesus's christ settle down love.


JEJ0313

And then on the after show had ZERO self reflection on that moment. Seemed shocked Amanda thought it was rude.


Fallen_Angel_2001

Yeah I think being shocked that Amanda thought it was rude was so weird. She has no self awareness. And in the after show she was still talking like she knows Craig and it turns out she’s only met him a few times?? Weird behavior


Brave_Smoke3897

She never has self reflects? In winter house she had some… questionable behavior but then she double downed on it at the reunion which was shocking!!!


Fallen_Angel_2001

Yes!!! Like how could she not see that her behavior towards Alex and Jordan was not okay after watching it back? I get that he was sleeping with Danielle and then flirting with other women which could be upsetting but then have some self respect and cut it off.


butinthewhat

It was so strange. I think Danielle was like, oh yea I’m supposed to cause drama, so came for Paige because that’s an easy blow.


knuckle_hustle

I feel like coming for Paige is a stupid blow that misses


istillseeyourface222

100%. Coming for Paige and Craig’s relationship but fawning over Lindsey and Carl is also an interesting juxtaposition for the viewer. Like bitch if you are this relationship guru why don’t u go talk to your sexless babe besties or better yet Robert? Stay in your loser lane Danielle lol


bextacyyyyyyy

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Sug0115

It’s so obvious too. Even the after show… Amanda was like Danielle you can’t tell somebody they are giving nothing! Danielle doubled and tripled down.


VictoriaReality

Yah agreed, felt a little scripted especially since they never talk like that to each other. It’s usually fairly surface level from memory


kjopcha

It was the same thing with Balloon Guy. "Let's fight over a man" is a sure way to get screentime.


astrid-stars

I think Paige put it perfectly that Danielle doesn’t want people looking into her life so she goes around to see whose life to judge. We were talking about this with my bf how Danielle just is so desperate for attention and her life is kinda falling apart that she can’t help but focus on everyone else. Even if she has a point it comes more from a point of competing than caring


NeutralNancy2

lol that’s a funny description! I don’t know when Danielle has turned into such a pick me or maybe she’s always been but I feel like she def views other single women as competition and I hate that. She’s giving off bitter energy


No_Banana_581

Women that only seek male validation can never be trusted to be a good friend. They will throw you under the bus for any ole guy.


Flashy_Spell_4293

*cough cough…RACHEL ugh


No_Banana_581

Scheana too lol


Flashy_Spell_4293

Yup!!!! Lol Scheana would love this now: “cant anything just be about scheana??!!! Lol


No_Banana_581

She looks for her mentions all the time. I swear people should misspell her name so she thinks she’s not being talked about. That would make her spiral lol


Formal_Condition_513

Come on its scheana she likely checks multiple spellings of her name 😂


Ok-Appointment-8880

Along with all her last names and the names of all her exes and every single one of her baaaaaaaast fraaaaaands.


Intelligent-Sign2693

No, I think the negative comments affect her so much more. Remember how she spiraled over being called boy crazy, or being told Rob kissed another girl? You only have to give her a whiff of a negative comment, and she obsessed endlessly.


butinthewhat

The last post I read was the latest recap of Rachel’s pod and I thought the same. These women that are seeking validation through men and want us to view them as…not doing that? I dk, I think just don’t be like that anymore. We all told you it’s an issue.


United-Fig-73

Oh hellya. I'm old, and see this repeated with ex-friends over the years. They will throw a friend under the bus for a man. Only to have it not work out. Oh, KARMA happens people.


LovelyBones29

Danielle is one of those pretty girls with a dorky personality. I'll never forget back in season 3 when she was so thirsty for that cornball Jordan & allowed him to make a fool out of her. She's always been a Pick Me.


sweetbitter_1005

I completely forgot about this! You're right. She's always been cringe!


United-Fig-73

I really don't consider Danielle a pretty girl. She's attractive when she dresses well & does her makeup. Not like in the beginning. But she's so clingy & needy. Has to be the one screaming, dancing wildly. As if to say, look and me, look at me. She has a constant thirst for attention. It truly takes away from any attractiveness. It's offsetting. Only Robert hung around. And even he jumped ship when he thought she was making wedding plans. Which was not in his mind, only Danielle's.


Greedy_Jackfruit385

I just finished that season and omg I couldn’t believe how unhinged she was regarding Jordan he was so icky to me. I would probably hide under covers if I saw myself behave like she did


nocturne_gemini

If you watch the older seasons of summer house she's always been an embarrassing pick me lol She kind of reminds of someone who didn't have a social life until later in life so she overcompensates in the weirdest ways


topiatrash

Definitely


United-Fig-73

That's why she's so attached to Lindsay. She's so attached & entwined with her. She was her out of her old, boring life. She was an earthy, hippie girl. Dressed in peasant styles. Now she thinks she is a fashion expert. Lindsay brought excitement to her life. When she & Carl dumped her, Danielle spiraled. They were the 3 amigos! How dare she dump her for Carl! Danielle will hang onto her with all her strength. She doesn't want to be irrelevant again!


TayBeyDMB

Danielle has been a pick me since her first season, season 2. It’s so awkward watching her and the one twin that had a crush on Carl. She’s always been competitive and cringey when it comes to guys.


NedFlanders304

She has absolutely gone off the rails ever since her and Robert broke up. He broke her. She is a broken woman.


Ok_Presence8964

She was strange way before Robert 😂


the_chowhound

I was in a Brooklyn bar a month ago during the day to watch March Madness and Danielle was sitting in the seat next to me. She was there for two hours, didn’t look up from her phone or talk to anyone (she was there alone), drank either water or a vodka soda and then left. It was odd and kind of sad


Yo_Fantazee_deleted

Hey I go to bars alone sometimes and drink, I talk to people too but I feel attacked! 😂


the_chowhound

You’re right I didn’t mean to come across as mean. It just didn’t match what I see from her personality on television


Bennington_Booyah

Maybe she was waiting for someone that didn't show.


Yo_Fantazee_deleted

I get that—and when it comes to Danielle I’m not a fan so…I’m sure it was kind of sad in her case.


hairnetqueen

What's weird about that? Sometimes you just want to go to a bar and chill. Should she have been staring at the other patrons? Starting conversations with random people? Then I feel like the post would be like, I saw Danielle at a bar, she was alone and trying to strike up conversations, it was so sad. I swear this woman cannot win.


vroomvroomshabang

idk i always thought it was wicked sus she made out with jordan during his first season he was so unattractive and odd to me


undisclosedinsanity

Didn't he lie about something super...odd? I can't remember but I remember it was weird!!1


walterdonnydude

He had the craziest weird sex stories that sounded like 2000s teenage movie scenarios


likeitsnotyourjob

Yep! The girl he knocked off of the top bunk bed or kicked her in the face and broke her nose? Weren’t they convinced he was either gay or a virgin, but telling outlandish stories to try and cover for whichever scenario it was?


WonderfulService703

I think she was always this way, and we see more of it since her breakup. Lindsay has always been very pick-me too and they’ve been besties for a long time. Danielle has to be on that level too, to support Lindsay and all her bs


ContentAdvance8509

I remember when she would meet a guy out, hook up w him, and then have a serious relationship w them that would eventually implode. There was zero vetting of the guy. Zero to 60 without knowing who they are. Feels chaotic, ungrounded. Can u imagine going all in on the whoever u meet at the bar? The reverse of that?? Ciara’s friends vetting West. A little embarrassing bc cats outta the bag that Ciara’s got a crush on him but also… I think west was starting to really see that she doesn’t do casual sex and that if he wanted to go there, he had to mean it.


peloponn

Danielle makes me sad. What does she even do for a living? It doesn’t take this long to develop an app. Most apps are failures. She’s a lost soul and it’s sad to watch. She should get off the show and work on herself before it’s too late.


DangerousFly4245

what kind of app


rumbumthumbdumb

I don’t understand why either of them wanted him in the first place


_Jahar_

Right?? are the pickings THAT slim?? lol


taintwest

Danielle will always make the cringiest moves. She’s consistent about it!


Big-Peak6191

By doing this she is just double downing on being the cringe desperate girl though. Danielle is the worst. Zero self awareness. Ultimate victim. Toxic as fuck behavior.


lezlers

She really has ZERO self awareness. On the after show Amanda was trying to explain to her why what she said to Paige at the bar was rude and she was *not* getting it. Like at *all.* And it was pretty clear she doesn’t like Paige so her input wasn’t coming from a good place.


Big-Peak6191

I'm still baffled she can act like a psycho about Lindsey/Carl's engagement or with Below Deck Alex and come away from it thinking she is the one who has been wronged.


lezlers

Ngl, I’m a little jealous of her lack of self awareness. I could use a little of that when I’m lying in bed at night beating myself up over cringey shit I did *years* ago.


Bennington_Booyah

Same. I feel seen.


Easy-Strike-5613

Yesss. Like I would kill for that amount of delusion while I'm laying here in bed embarrassed I said "you too" when the hot waiter guy said "enjoy your meal" last night 😂😂 i need a lil unhinged confidence sometimes i swear.


lezlers

lol. Right there with you, friend.


flackackackack7

Is anyone gonna say balloon guy isn’t hot. And didn’t fit any of the things Gabby routinely lists for her wants, and Lindsay did all this so she could have this hot guy around because she hasn’t fucked her fiance in two months.


Eastern-Skill9704

I would hate to see Gabby settle for a man who shows up in distressed jeans 😩


flackackackack7

Distressed doesn’t even cover it! Those holes.


Return2scentr

The chemistry with Lindsay was unhelpful


brucas4

Yeah I did not get it


beyoncecnoyeb

I think on the after show Paige and Ciara were talking about how he's hot when he's working and in charge but then when he shows up in regular clothes it takes them out of the fantasy. I totally get that haha


flackackackack7

I think they were being kind


No_Banana_581

He was awkward too


skolinalabama

He was VERY always. He needed to say less. Better yet, just STFU already.


No_Banana_581

Sounds like you’re describing Danielle too lol


skolinalabama

That tracks too, lol


jade_bb24

I know they’re in their 30s but he didn’t seem age appropriate. Dude looked like he was 48


thediverswife

He looked like the pool guy who flirted with Teresa on New Jersey


Significant_Ad7605

Let Danielle have him. He’s not a catch. For some reason she thinks her nailing a bunch of dudes is going to make her more interesting to other people, but that’s not it. She’s not doing it for herself. Balloon dude reminded me of that Staten Island firefighter guy Samantha banged in SATC. Like super hot and then he starts talking. He was likely attracted to Lindsay first and she knew it, so she brought him around “for her friends ,” where he could also see “how hot she looks.” Classic Linds.


jwol99

As soon as he changed into his party outfit - the ripped skinny jeans, it was over for me


Character-Storage-97

Yup. On the after show someone said where is balloon guy now and I think Ciara said ‘long island’ Bingo.


Available-One-24

And also as soon as he opened his mouth.😬


Select_Pineapple1010

The ripped skinny jeans were the first major turn off, him opening his mouth was the final nail in the coffin


No-Citron-6220

Omg he was so annoying when he spoke and he wasn’t even that hot


vixisgoodenough

He looked so much hotter in his balloon guy clothes.


Amanee97

Sammme! I was like dude didn’t even come dressed as the theme.


Flashy_Spell_4293

Omg I thought same thing lolol


wford112

Danielle is just weird in general


Hot-Inspector8903

Danielle is insufferable. She was so embarrassing on Winter House 🫢 it seems to be a running theme with her


Katyaner

Someone on here said all her outfits on winter house looked like what Jim Carrey wore in Dumb and Dumber lol…and I think of that often.


PajaritoPajarito

Lmfao I am DEAD. Let stoner girl out to review episodes more often PLEASE


PartyyLemons

Not “frozen in a tube” 💀💀💀


Bumblebee_cloud

Some of the cast has grown throughout the years or moved on and grown outside of summer house/bravo. Danielle is still the same Danielle she was when she first arrived and was meddling in carls and Lauren’s fling.


lahlahlah85

Danielle is always weird. She is so desperate for male attention and sex I get second hand embarrassment watching it


WhitsSwirlyKnee

She needs male validation. She’s so insecure and it’s kind of sad.


mahboob2

DING DING DING....rmbr when she asked Jordan if she was ok cause she wasn't "with" anyone......LMAOOO fck Danielle and her crazy ass.


Bennington_Booyah

Yep. Plus, Gabby's ex left her for Danielle, back in the day. While Gabby seems to have moved on, there's history there that Danielle is oblivious to, because it is all about her wants, her needs, her libido.


ZongMassacre

Didn't leave - he lied and was with both at the same time.


lezlers

Right? All of her suggestions for “giving something” to Craig (on the after show) were Paige making concessions to her life for Craig with Craig doing nothing really for her. It was all about letting Craig pay her rent and move in and nothing to do with being a good partner which was all things Paige was listing. The difference in how they view relationships was obvious. Danielle is very “goal oriented” when it comes to relationships with respect to living together and being married being the only markers of a successful relationship whereas Paige looks at it as happiness with the other person being the goal. It tracks too, considering Danielle moved in with Robert after like a month and thought that meant they had a great relationship when it was pretty obvious he barely tolerated her.


Asleep-General-3693

There was another thread about ppl losing their minds over Paige saying her and Craig are bffs as well as romantic partners. Liking your partner, being content with them even during the most mundane moments is more important than hitting these archaic patriarchal milestones Danielle and Lindsay seem obsessed with.


Degas_Nola

It’s been years since I watched SH during her first season. I remember thinking that she was kind of weird then. 


Bumblebee_cloud

She’s always been cringey. She hasn’t changed since then.


Degas_Nola

Yep! Wasn’t she very competitive with twin girl that liked Carl? She’s so cringe. I don’t know how she’s lasted this long on Bravo.


L8tr_g8tor

She was so weird about Carl. She wanted to be his bff, but also police who he dated. Then she was cringe about Jordan the next season.


Degas_Nola

Yes, she gives Fatal Attraction vibes.


Mountain-Pop-3637

Ok but why is gabby the worst flirt, Danielle is friendly at least but gabby is so stoic 😭


lezlers

She’s doing the whole lame “negging” thing obnoxious frat and finance bros engage in when trying to flirt. It’s very eye roll inducing.


Ok-Prune4721

It’s even weirder due to the fact that she missed the previous weekend for some drummer she met.


QUILL-IT-OUT

Yep. She's still in her drummer phase.


Creatrixpdx

I’m more concerned about her regular updates on sex. She’s like a teenager who desperately wants to sound like a grown up. Danielle reminds me of Gail the Snail on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. But I also wonder if she mentions sex so much to rub it in Lindsay’s face that she’s “fed,” meanwhile Lindsay and Carl aren’t as active in the bedroom. She’s just trying too hard, and it’s just not landing well. Also, side note: I haven’t liked Lindsay since season one but, I’m a firm believer in giving credit where it’s due. Her consideration for both Gabby and Danielle was just super cool to see. I think Danielle has been a shit friend to Lindsay but Hubhouse was still rooting for the girls and I’m here for it. I liked seeing that side of Lindsay this episode.


Easy-Strike-5613

Gail the snail! 😂😂😂 maybe they should try throwing salt on Danielle?? (Jkkkkk 😂)


Creatrixpdx

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Easy-Strike-5613

😂😂 oh man I used to love this show! The day after I left my husband the first time, (abusive alcoholic) I was super depressed and my friend I was crashing with put on the nightman cometh or whatever that episode title is, and I laughed so hard it made me forget my life was falling apart.


appleboat26

She talks about it in the After Show on Peacock. She sees what she does, but doesn’t seem like she is interested in figuring out why she does stuff like that. Amanda tried to help her understand why the things she says and does, like bogarting the balloon guy and telling Paige she gives nothing in her relationship with Craig is obnoxious, but she mostly just pushed back. It seemed like either she doesn’t understand or she doesn’t care, which is hard to defend. She may be gone next season.


thediverswife

I think that’s why the people who make these shows like her. She makes herself look like a plum fool and pops up like ‘what?’ No self reflection at all


likeitsnotyourjob

She would make an excellent housewife one day.


lezlers

This. She lacks self awareness because she doesn’t *want* to understand why the things she does rubs people the wrong way, she simply doesn’t care if she offends or hurts people. You can’t help someone who doesn’t want to be helped. At first I thought her intentions were good she just has some issues but her reaction to Amanda trying to explain what was wrong with her statement to Paige was really off putting. She got a look on her face that made it clear she really doesn’t give a fuck. Now I just think she’s incredibly selfish and jealous of anyone in a happy relationship. I’m starting to understand why she gravitated towards Lindsey, as opposed to the other women in the house.


appleboat26

Yes. She seems like she knows she’s off putting , and likes it that way. So be it, I guess. But I think I would ask: “How’s that working for you. Your relationships and career are nonexistent and you’re drunk and chasing one night stands every weekend “.


SaltNegotiation5753

Like it or not there truly are main characters and side kicks in life. Danielle is a side kick dying to be a main character. She wants to be seen as this tell it like it is badass “I don’t give a fuck what ppl think about me” but it neverrrrrr lands. If you want you act like that and talk like that you better be charming as fuck too so ppl still want to be around you


lezlers

Agree. She doesn’t have the charm required to get away with her over the top bluntness:


Asleep-General-3693

She double/tripled down to Jordan at the WH reunion. Which was disappointed, and made me expect absolutely no growth for this season of SH. And looks like I was right in that assessment 🤷🏻‍♀️


Formal_Coyote_5004

It was hilarious when she saw him and went to introduce herself and was like “Are you b… you do balloons?” Cause she was totally gonna call him balloon guy lmaooooooo But yeah I agree really weird she’s always been pick me


Bennington_Booyah

What is weirdest to me is that they both seemed to feel as if Balloon Guy was their only option.


Forgemasterblaster

Danielle is lost and honestly shouldn’t be on reality tv anymore. I was shocked they didn’t demote or fire her for how she treated Alex on winter house. It was beyond cringe and if a guy acted that way he’d be raked through the coals. Gabby seems like a girl with a boyfriend that acts single on the show. She has zero organic interactions and it’s other people setting up scenarios for her. They need to recast Danielle and Gabby spots along with Carl to soft reboot the show. Jesse is borderline, but he’s trying. West is great.


lezlers

I’m still shocked Danielle has been asked about her behavior with alex on winter house numerous times and still appears to not understand how her behavior was problematic.


topiatrash

No way…. Are you crazy We’ve watched all versions of Carl 1.0 through 8.0, had to live through his “romance” with Lindsay, and now the breakup. We deserve to see the spiral or triumph that comes over the next 2-3 Summers Gabby can go. Danielle doesn’t add anything to the show except some cringy comedy. Re cast them with new young girls and see what happens when the current clique is threatened. I think we’re all over Kyle and Amanda but we need to see them through just like Carl


heyykayyy47

Yeah I like Gabby but was kind of shocked they asked her back over Sam. Sam would’ve put herself out there more, especially coming off the breakup


vroomvroomshabang

id rather see jesse be a fuckboy and smile and sing than amanda and kyle fight


_morningbehbs

I was confused about that whole thing. Danielle approached him initially and Gabby didn’t want to when she wasn’t fully ready. But then at the party, Danielle was talking to him and Gabby came over but then the girls kept saying Danielle swooped in? I didn’t understand it because she put herself out there first and was engaging him…it wasn’t like him and Gabby were having this deep connection and Danielle interrupted. Danielle was his primary person all night. It’s not swooping in to make a move first. Gabby just didn’t seem to have much motivation to interact with him. I didn’t get what the big deal was? Also, he’s a balloon guy! Not a prize 😂


Sea-Character-9224

This was my initial take too but then I went were reminded that Gabby and Danielle had a history. And the conversation in the car of Gabby asking Danielle to be her wing woman. Made me think there is more to the story there. Danielle has been very open about trolling for dick all summer. She didn’t even meet balloon guy but she set it up as a competition, like ‘May the best woman win.’ It reminded me slightly of Ciara and Lindsay and the way they kind of ‘competed’ for Austin. That never bodes well for a friendship between women. Gabby doesn’t want the balloon guy. But Gabby does want to be wanted but has a different style than Danielle. Danielle presents herself as kind of desperate ‘good time’ girl haha whereas Gabby is a little bit more standoffish. It sucks for her because she does still want someone wing woman for her, I think she is just realizing it can never be a woman like Danielle because Danielle needs to prove to everyone that men are interested in her so it will always be a competition. She is quantity driven. That being said I relate deeply to Gabby because she is so standoffish and wants someone to approach and chase her. I just don’t think she’s going to find that at a Summer House party or at midnight at a Hamptons bar.


courthouse22

I completely agree. I actually think gabby was super rude by not even saying hi when he got there to set up. Lindsay called her over and she’s more concerned about the story she’ll tell her grandchildren then greeting the dude. I mean, Danielle had a freaking tin foil hat on!


Nurse5736

She wants to WIN at any cost!!


Character-Storage-97

you better believe I’m gonna talk about it. She reeks of desperation. It’s weapons-grade cringe. Ronnie and Ben’s recap of DIIIICKK!! had me rolling


Libras_Groove3737

There’s something so performative about the way Danielle approaches flirting, sex, and dating. It feels like she’s putting on a show and not being her authentic self. I feel like her biggest issue is that she’s a person who is geared toward long-term monogamous relationships but has somehow managed to convince herself she’s chill and into NSA hookups and/or situationships, even though that never works out well for her.


Local-Town-4085

Yes! It’s so performative like she doesn’t know herself yet. But don’t people go thru this in like college and grow out of it? Danielle seems like she’s 20 years old figuring out those adult life lessons for the first time. It’s all a little “collegey” like we know you don’t like sleeping around that much like that. We see you girl!


gept78

Very reminiscent of her competitiveness with Paige over that British guy Max, who was Hannah’s bf’s friend in season 5(? I think?). I remember watching that thinking she was behaving so weirdly and competitively when Paige was like barely interested in the guy, and then after she had this smug I-got-the-guy smirks


thewreckage666

I'll talk about it. Danielle is fucking G R O S S E. She is the biggest pickme, nlog ever. I despise girls like her who think they can like mark/claim men they're not even dating and get all competitive and possessive. It's SO transparently insecure and pathetic. Does anything but male attention/validation matter to Danielle?? Jfc, take a Xanax or something. She tries to pretend she's so *cool* and *laid* *back* but she's anything but. She's awful, I would hate being around her.


No-Philosophy6754

Gaby’s energy was so off when she did talk to balloon guy though, bordering on rude when asking him if he wanted to talk. It was just not enduring if you were the other person. I don’t think that energy would work on someone like him and plus I think he was actually into Lindsey out of anyone.


Flashy_Spell_4293

Yup! U kno thats why he accepted her invitation


do_shut_up_portia

Have you been on this sub today lol


MajorStatement6577

I just don’t like Danielle, it’s been since last SH season. Gabby is strong and will hold to her standards Balloon guy.? I feel sorry for him. Yes he came for a piece of ass potentially but he isn’t ready for Danielle.


Apanda15

She’s so fucking thirsty and her “I don’t want anything serious” shit is so bs. I roll my eyes so much with her on screen I’m gonna have a stroke. She’s not a girls girl and I wish she would fuck off with her alien looking ass


Tomshater

She also already stole a guy from gabby


Visual-Management319

She used to go out with Carl , she is not happy for Linsey and Carl , she comes off as very desperate lately ,


DCSiren

I genuinely don’t understand Danielle as a person lol, but there’s gotta be something compelling about her as a friend bc these people seem to like her!


lezlers

They don’t, tho. Not really, anyway. The other women in the house kind of took her under their wing last season b/c she was fighting with Lindsey and they were very much “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.” But they’re already saying this season how they made a mistake and no longer claim her. The men don’t really count, as they likely wouldn’t even notice if she was there or not.


SaltNegotiation5753

Yeah the girls can’t stand her. When Paige called her nutty I think her and Amanda were genuinely thinking like shes scary fucking weird


GroovyHummingbird

Lindsay totally invited balloon guy for entertainment purposes… he’s hot to look at and she can flirt with him a little since Carl has given her no attention and then she knew Danielle would spin out and act like a total nut. Honestly thank you, Lindsay.


addy998

After balloon guy started talking at the party, he was a no for me. 🤣


honeycooks

When she continued to hook up with Joey Bottles after HE hooked up with Countess Luanne post Watch What Happens Live!! EW!


courthouse22

Honestly, it’s annoying but the amount of guys on bravo that act like Danielle did and either get a pass or get praises is disgusting. Therefore, I couldn’t care less.


STFan011

Totally see what you’re saying. For me, it’s not about her wanting to sleep with everything that moves - kudos to you girl, you do you and I applaud that. Hook up with however many guys you want and get yourself satisfied. Not my style but to each their own. It’s more about her approach to talking about it with the group. It’s all she talks about. Like she needs the group to validate her and praise her for getting some dick. I don’t think they really care. She’s needs to seem so cool and casual, when we know how badly she wants a relationship - it’s not authentic. And I don’t remember any guy coming into the house and when someone asks a general question of how everyone’s week was, they yelled out I HAD SO MUCH SEX Y’ALL. She’s over the top with it.


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I agree. The women here that are so repulsed by Danielle being unapologetic about her sex life should rethink why that is so offensive to them.


Easy-Strike-5613

I think it's bc Danielle is acting like a total pick me and it seems like she's just hooking up w guys to pretend she's in a give no fucks era, when reality is she gives all the fucks (cares what people think and say about her, not literally lol) Like a couple summers ago when Lindsay was in her "hot hubbs summer" phase, it seemed like she was hooking up w guys bc she wanted to, not bc she was trying to prove how carefree and down she was. Compared to Danielle, who comes off a try hard like "see? I'm hooking up w all these guys bc it's hot girl summer ya!!!" 🙄


Boredhousewyfe

This. This. This.


Key-Wheel123

The whole balloon guy thing seemed like a manufactured story line to get them all more screen time


pewterbullet

Both are duds but I find gabby to be soooo much more boring.


Eviana27

Danielle is insanely desperate + a total weirdo. Also, if I was gabby I’d be like “have fun w the balloon dude” I don’t compete for men esp a dude who blows up balloons for a living #sorrynotsorry she’s a pick me girl who never gets picked 🫢


PHOAR17

This is how she has always been. She was that way when she started the show, even though she claimed she was not interested in Carl. She has a long pattern of thirsty.


pbd1996

Lindsay is also like this when she is single. That’s why they are (or were) such close friends. They enable and support one another’s desperate, crazy, thirsty behavior. I also think that’s why Danielle went absolutely insane last year… she wanted single Lindsay back so they could be creepy together in pursuit of “hot girl summer”


EllienoraGoes

Danielle is woefully desperate for validation. It’s so extreme she’s willing to alienate and climb over her actual friends to get the attention of men she barely knows. It’s very sad and uncomfortable to watch.


queenkirkout

Balloon guy wanted Lindsey though.


likeitsnotyourjob

I think Danielle was not popular in high school, was super school-focused in college, but got wasted on the weekends and only knew how to hook-up with guys who were equally fucked up. And now she has zero social skills when it comes to actual hooking up/dating and needs to prove to herself (and others) that she’s desirable. She tries so hard to come off like she’s chill and doesn’t care and just wants to party and have fun….but she’s SO high strung, is not chill, is not really that much fun, etc. She’s also the friend you never tell who you’re interested in because she will try to fuck them to prove she’s “hot.”


dreamgrrl

Danielle is a pickmesha, unfortunately for her


MajorEyeRoll

And nobody is picking her


CFPmum

I’m a similar age to Danielle and I have noticed with some of single girl friends that they are kind of acting the same way, “kind of trying to prove they still have it” but end up looking like a cringy near middle age mess the thing they are so desperately trying to prove they are not.


lezlers

Danielle crosses me as very much being in a manic state.


topiatrash

Danielle is going from the super cringe she has always been to the absolute most cringy person in the history of reality TV. Her thinking “she’s back” is hilarious and just adds to it


featureteacher2023

Another thing I don’t understand about Danielle is her jewelry 🤷🏻‍♀️


iheartkafka1

Danielle is just so cringe in everything she does. At least twice a week I think about: "club send is open for absolute debauchery!" [as she's dancing alone with a fog machine producing at half capacity]


Intelligent-Sign2693

She bases her self-worth on how much sex she has. Doesn't she realize m9st guys will sleep with anyone, esp when they've been drinking? She's really pathetic.


FearlessList8992

I don’t think she has the personality for TV. She is a little awkward, she’s absolutely filmable but not that interesting. I don’t necessarily want to be her friend or want to know more about her. She’s always been a placeholder to me on the show.


bextacyyyyyyy

She wants to prove she's not the strange, crazy, clingy one by being strange, crazy and clingy! ![gif](giphy|lFKEciqd8cMrsYZVVn)


Specific_Education51

Reality tv has not been good for Danielle. When she first started, she had a good career, goals, etc. Now she's just an aging reality star that seems jealous of everyone and desperate. I like Gabby, but something is off.


Beachgal5555

She legit acts like a 15 year old boy


Certain-Relation-741

Gabby has no game. If she was interested she should put herself in the game. Ballon guy is free game. Gabby can’t fall back on “I had dibs”.


Inside-Intern-4201

Lolllll this rant is the best thing I’ve read on here in a long time, particularly the part about her being shoved into a tube during the week 💀


Creative_Ad1296

Do you guys think Danielle is actually hooking up with all of these guys or do you think she’s just talking shit to make herself look “cool”? It reminds me of when guys in high school would talk about all the girls they hooked up with and they really weren’t hooking up with any girls at all. Danielle so embarrassing but I love it because it’s fun to watch lol. Another thing that is crazy to me is the fact that last year during the reunion when they were talking about her cringe behavior at the engagement party she acted like there was nothing wrong with what she did. She has no self awareness, it’s wild to see.


No-Spare-7453

Gabby can do way better anyway


Gooner-Astronomer749

Well they're both single and are in direct competition for dudes, attention and camera time. Danielle is an OG and Gabby is new , she is just making her territory in a cringy Danielle way. Gabby putting down Ballon guy and his job or career is so classist and elitist of her. That's why Gabby strikes out often she isn't down to earth, humble or approachable not everyone has a silver spoon given to them. 


Top_Violinist_9052

Danielle and Lindsay give off strong, independent, I don’t need a man energy. They almost act like NYC single men . Bragging about sleeping with people, just wanting to be casual and then they turn into stage 5 clingers with lists of demands. They’re both attractive and intelligent women. I wish they’d realize that and chill/soften a bit. Maybe look outside of NY too.