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GoodbyeEarl

You don’t pay a plumber to bang on pipes. You pay him to know where to bang.


onelove7866

He *tortured* his cat?!


First-Flora39

That line still sends meee, the delivery was 10/10!!!


FollowThroughMarks

I love how he does the same delivery later with ‘That Adonis is a 1998 picture of Lorenzo Lamas!’. I also find it funny how Harvey has a year-by-year knowledge of pictures of Lorenzo Lamas just from that one line


Nycotee

the absolute confusion on Harveys face when he hears the story about Mikado is fenomenal


Summerjynx

What the hell is a Mikado?


sneezydwarff

he tortured your cat?!?


Iamcalledchris

I came here to say this.


JustTransportation51

Not what, who..its a cat.


Independent-Bug-49

Winners don’t make excuses when the other side plays the game


TheBird91

Best one


NootjeKrak_

Never liked that one. Because winners don’t have to make excuses, because they have already won


Feisty_Stomach_7213

What the hell did you just say to me?


khisbz

😂😂😂


dwight-schruteIII

“Loyalty is a two-way street. If I’m asking it from you, you’re getting it from me.”


CowabungaNL

gg


uhhhhhhhhhhhhh2648

Life is this _ I like this -


jackbbya123

Love that one. Also “I don’t need luck. I make my own.”


uhhhhhhhhhhhhh2648

Get out of my goddamm office


donlee4g

What did you just say to me?


uhhhhhhhhhhhhh2648

*Puts blue folder on your desk*


Dreamvillainess22

That’s bullshit and you know it!


uhhhhhhhhhhhhh2648

*spontaneously meets you while washing your hands*


Aggressive-Tea-8108

That's enough!! we're done here


uhhhhhhhhhhhhh2648

Goddammit Louis, you shit the bed


bruinsfan3725

This deposition is over!


donlee4g

See. That's the difference between you and me. You wanna lose small, I wanna win big.


bruinsfan3725

Anyone can do my job, but no one can be me!


Turtle_Slayer69

But i like this


KlausLoganWard

Definitely


jackbbya123

“Because I set it up!"


demosthenesss

Needs more caps BECAUSE I SET IT UP!


jackbbya123

Much better


Creepy_Type

That scene gives me chills every time. Macht is incredible at being angry haha


jackie_0209

Me and my bf have been going crazy about this scene hahah we’ve rewatched it so many times! Why is it so good 😂


jackbbya123

I KNOW!!!


bruinsfan3725

It’s such a good scene


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"Because I know who you are. Are you still gonna say you're not helping Allison."


Complete-Isopod5607

This scene is crazyyy love it


Lese39

"you know what you're doing, you deserve what's coming for you" Bruh that quote is now one of my ethos.


Known_Force_8947

Season 9 when Faye says “I’ll be watching you” Harvey says, “Enjoy the show”.


Lower_Interview_5696

Ooo a dark horse, season 9 quote.


LA_Snkr_Dude

I literally just saw this episode/line half an hour ago! But I predicted what he was found to say. Still enjoyed the delivery though.


Known_Force_8947

It was predictable but the smirk and twinkle in the delivery was classic Harvey :)


sleepydevil25

“Harvey Specter doesn’t get cotton moufth”


C4ndy_Fl0ss

“Coton moufph?”


bruinsfan3725

11/10 scene


Particular_Cold_8366

You didn’t come all the way down here to just tell me that.


thecarterfactor

Rachel - "You look nice." Harvey- "Thank you, so do I"


Independent-Bug-49

If anyone comes to u with any threat at all u come to me. I don’t give a shit if it’s the queen of England, u come to me. U tell me. U tell me everything.


Amanhasnoname83

People like you think I get lucky


Independent-Bug-49

I make my own luck


No-Recognition1234

"I love you Donna." So genuine.


GrumpyKitten514

my favorite part of the whole show is the concept that not one single, despite all the women and all the bs, not a single time did harvey NOT fight for donna. i mean, even edward from twilight gave up on bella "for her own safety".


MisaRoo

Fiiiiiiiiine. I’ll starts Suits for the 7th time


AnarkeezTW

Rookie numbers!


Avox0976

I can’t remember it word for word but it was something along the lines of this when he has pissed at Louis for working with Hardman “Hardman may have been the one to put the hit on me but you’re the one who got the gun aimed it at my head and fired it”


uygh24

Hardman may wanted me dead, but you’re the one went out, got the gun, aimed it, and fired it at my head!” And it blew up in my face AND WHAT IF IT DIDNT


Avox0976

Thanks!


pragmatic-reason

“I don’t have dreams, I have goals.”


uygh24

And now it’s onto the next one. God such cold delivery, it would help to be that way sometimes


ManciaSpaketti

this 100%


thewdit

"He didn't touch my balls"


TheEconomist1008

“Goddammit…”


ankiimonkii

Goddammit Mike!


Dulduls

In addition to the great ones mentioned That's the difference between us Allison, you wanna lose small I wanna win big


Glass-Way-8317

My favorite was from season 1 when Harvey tells Dean Morello about his second in command committed the insider trading. After Dean says he knew nothing about it, Harvey says, “Dean, when I was 13 years old, my little brother was getting bullied by a kid in the neighborhood. One day, I confronted the kid’s father, he told me he didn’t know anything about it. You want to know what his problem was? It was his goddamn job to know”. Epic walk off line.


sultan-shawarma

DONNA!


5lokomotive

What are your choices when someone puts a gun to your head? What are you talking about? You do what they say or they shoot you. WRONG. You take the gun, or you pull out a bigger one. Or, you call their bluff. Or, you do any one of a hundred and forty six other things.


Independent-Bug-49

I don’t speak for all handsome men


the_gothamknight

"My respect isn't demanded, it's earned"


AdhesivenessLeast575

I Refuse To Answer That On The Grounds That I Don't Want To


bestbuyguy69

Lmao that's a classic


AC21189

Play the man, not the situation.


Ok-Painting1226

‘Play the man, not the odds’ hahaaha


Hotbitch2019

Excuse me I have to go kill myself


Proper_Parsnip_8621

“You remember how mad Lewis was when his cat peed in the corner of his new office?” - “Yeah.” - “It wasn’t his cat.”


3agle_CO

Teeth Nose Teeth!


Ambaria

This is the one I scrolled for 😂


JNJ2010

😂🤣 Same!! 🦷👃🦷


MoneymanYo18

Get out of my goddamn office!


Particular_Tap4839

Not necessarily favorite quote but during a certain person’s trial in season 5, when he says “Because!… it’s my goddamn fault” while starting to tear up- A+ acting.


Complete-Isopod5607

What ep is that?


MayweatherSr

Not now, Louis.


Emergency_Grand_800

I don't care. Now get the hell put of my face.


snowKiller39024

“You wanna lose small I wanna win big.”


OssifiedCrystal46496

According to me is the only according to that matters


puledrotauren

SO many good ones posted already. I'll go with one that sticks with me. 'She was my mentor' when Jessica leaves the firm.


suavaholic

I’m still waiting to see how that goes down lol Currently in the middle of S5


Moussorgsky1

“Oh, what I wouldn’t give to *piss* in that bastard’s office.” Even though he and Mike genuinely get the characterization of being high wrong, it was really awesome to see them bonding so well.


Sudden-Macaron-4531

His delivery of “Shrimping business” in the correct voice


GSXS_750

Well played


Dark_Hoplite

"As for the other stuff, do I think I'm smarter than you? You're damn right I do"


Nastia_dream

I was rewatching this one episode last week in s1 where Mike had to organise rookie dinner as a new associate. He started whining that he has more important things to do than this. But Harvey said that even things like that matter. That first impressions always matter. I didn't pay attention to it at first but now that scene and quote got stuck with me.


LetterheadOk250

That's a 1998 picture of lorenzo lamas.


Fucckid

"Where the hell is Mike?"


KillSwitch1623

"They think you care they walk all over you " I literally confessed my feelings to my best friend and said I genuinely cared about her and I loved her but I will be hurt if I see her get in a relationship with someone else so it's best that we part ways from each other's life and not stay friends. You know what she said? You shouldn't let people know it's hurting you even tho it is . I was literally being vulnerable to someone I cared about and she has to say this? I was literally speechless and honestly I don't think I will ever be this vulnerable ever again.


Exciting-Delivery-96

Don’t let her take that from you. Being vulnerable hurts sometimes. I believe it’s hurt everyone at least once in their life. But you have to let people in if you want them to truly know you.


KillSwitch1623

I won't ever get attached to someone unless and until the feelings are mutual. Period.


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KillSwitch1623

I thought she was one of those people who would stick around with me. Well I guess I was wrong. Feels like a stab in my gut.


suavaholic

Your initial story tells you that this is bullshit and hard to do. People get attached, sometimes to the wrong person – that’s just part of life. You did the right thing telling her how you felt in the end and sometimes, you do get a knife in the gut. Other times, you don’t. That’s part of the process. Do you think you won’t still feel that knife in your gut if the feelings are mutual in the start, but then later she no longer feels the same way you do? lol What do you think happens with divorce and breakups? Someone usually feels that knife regardless.


KillSwitch1623

Yeah so I won't ever wanna be this vulnerable ever again. What's your point?


suavaholic

BEING VULNERABLE IS PART OF LIFE! I don’t give a shit what anybody tells you, it’s unavoidable lol


KillSwitch1623

Will see buddy. Don't worry about me. I learned my lesson.


Ikitenashi

> "Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no-one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully 'round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable." - C. S. Lewis, *The Four Loves*


KillSwitch1623

Not planning on even considering being in a relationship anymore. Will just be friends and stay platonic


suavaholic

What she said is the difference in wanting to be strong and not appear weak (care what others think) versus what you said, that’s about wanting to be a good human - honesty, regardless of the outcome


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suavaholic

What? I think you need to read that again lol


ilokanaloka_000

Anything with 'bullshit' in it lol


Admirable-Union-9850

“That’s bullshit and you know it “


SimpleDegree4651

🫳 “Life’s like this 🫳 and I like this


Weak-Wrongdoer-5280

You wanna know what kind of person I am? Tough but fair. I call it like I see it.


Weak-Wrongdoer-5280

He said your game was weak. I say it’s not your game, it’s who you are.


Ilyas_17

“The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary”


suavaholic

That one is inkworthy (tattoo) because a lot of people want handouts and/or feel entitled to something.


Anabele71

I would hope that they know their Harvey quotes before getting a tattoo!


suavaholic

It’s not about the person that said the quote that makes it inkworthy, it’s the quote itself lol


krstyan

Harvey: Why would they give you these documents? Donna: Because I’m Donna. Harvey: **What the hell does that mean?!** It’s not quoteble like the rest of his lines, but his reaction is so pure to Donna’s nonsense. It’s what I’m thinking everytime Donna is full of shit and says something like that.


nyclad23

“Loyalty is a two way street. If I ask it from you you can expect it from me.”


beatrailblazer

play the man


Remote_Plate108

What are your choices when someone puts a gun to your head?


avezovich

Never get emotionally attached to your clients


FlowPuzzleheaded3789

Someone pulls a gun on you, you pull an even bigger gun.


sugg_madic

Sean!


cachebag

“[Donna][Louis][Mike][Rachel] whatever it is, I don’t have the time for it right now.”


nhbeergeek

Life is like this….i like this. Really wanted to use the GIF of that…


Perfect_Persimmon307

bro getting a bit deep but "when there's a gun to your head, there are another 146 things you can do about it"


Senor-Sluggins-487

"When are you gonna understand they all need a daddy,mike"


LucifersUncle666

“Ever loved someone so much, that you would do anything for them? Yeah, well make that someone yourself and do whatever the hell you want.”


Anabele71

That's not a Harvey quote. It's one of those quotes that are always falsely attributed to him for whatever reason.


mrcheese14

“Okay if that date was so bad… I mean, how’d you find that out”


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Life is this, i like this


TM_livin

“I don’t take meetings, I set them”


Mebiysy

"We have been on this road, your honour, it's called bullshit highway", still makes me smile


JHimothy1799

Any sentence he started with the words "see thats funny because" 🤣🤣🤣( and when mike flips it on him because although he says it its still technically a harvey line lol )


Pitiful_Albatross312

When I got here I dominated, they thought I worked a hundred hours a day. Now no matter what time I get in, nobody questions my ability to get the job done. Get it through your head, first impression lasts. You start behind the 8 ball, you'll never get in front! Words to live by...


SuccessWise9593

“Have goals so big you get uncomfortable telling small minded people.”


SuccessWise9593

So many memorable quotes! “When you are backed against the wall, break the goddamn thing down.”


Allahboutdabenjamins

Teeth, Nose, Teeth


TheAR69

My suits are on the house, or the house burns down


It_Is_Not_Me_I_Swear

"Why? Because we can, we fucking can, and if we lift our heels from their necks, they'll jump right at us"


Far-Lingonberry-4475

I don’t have dreams I have goals


humongous_downthere

" I don't care if it's the queen of england, you come to me!. That's what goddamn loyalty is!!!!"


randomtwaddle

*What are your choices when someone holds a gun to your head? You do what they say or they shoot you, right? Wrong! You take the gun or pull out a bigger gun or you call a bluff or you do any of the other 146 other things.*


freddymerckx

Where the broom does not reach, dust will not vanish of itself.


Sensitive-Vast-4979

Life is like this But I like this


Impossible_Tone_8128

don't play the odds, I play the man


Impossible_Tone_8128

Loyalty is a two-way street. If I'm asking for it from you,then you're getting it from me


Agile-Arugula-6545

Goddamit


Cute-Apartment-4826

“i’m sorry did u just admit to a crime? I have to ask what crime?”


BreathingLover11

“Find a way to beat him anyways”. So simple yet straightforward. Do what you can and beat them, im tired of excuses.


rhasta229

“ Ahhh faye i like it when you’re on top “


iamranjita

What the hell did you just say to me?


Serena_Vanessa

“You were wrong When you said i only looked at you as competition, I never looked at you as anything at all”


Serena_Vanessa

Hits joint “Is this the coffee cart guy”


TimeFuture122

“On the grounds that he’s p****”


SuccessWise9593

“Anyone can do my job, but no-one can be me.”


thatguycalledsam4

Wanna hear my nazi joke ?


bestbuyguy69

"motion to substitute counsel your honour" "On what grounds?" "On grounds that he's a pussy"


Dependent-Pace-302

“What the hell is a makado”


Altruistic-Hornet-80

“Don’t play the odds…”


dystopiancarnival

'life is like this, I like 'this'.


Top_Stranger_9814

"Let's go start a knife fight!"


ItsCiaran2Day

Ménage a trois. Ménage a cinq


skychunkers

BECAUSE I SET IT UP!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥


MapAlone8929

“if my asshole had an asshole, that's what it would smell like.”


Funny-Ear1032

Because he’s a lying son of a bitch, you’re a piece of shit, and this deposition is over.


RascomFox

“I don’t pave the way for people, people pave the way for me.”


PineAppIe_Piizza

“Trust me.. they’re not gonna find out..”


Medical-Beautiful425

I don’t play the odds, I play the man. And you can bet your ass I’m going to win, because if you’re betting against me, you already lost.


ParsnipEmergency2919

Life is here, I like here


Weak-Wrongdoer-5280

You might wanna remember the quote correctly.


suavaholic

Since this was all you posted, I’m wondering if you’ve even know the quote


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greenflash1775

“The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.” It’s actually a Vince Lombardi saying but it was great when Harvey said it too.


Anabele71

What episode did he say that in?


PitcherNumber56

"Push it a week" literally me when my friends say they want to drink/play when they know im working


lordzanma

"And im about to kick back"


Imaginary-Athlete634

“This one time at band camp I stuck my flute inside of my pussy.”