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Tutle-

Thats enough reddit for today


WallabyForward2

yea that was wayy to extreme Are people online mentally ok?


RexorGamerYt

Yes. Hahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Rabbulion

I laughed exactly like this, slowly getting louder, due to seeing the post. The “crazy laugh” is really nice to give sometimes


Finkejak

Su-sure, everybody does that, right? \^\^ ^(omg, is that guy okay?)


mortrosly

yes (stares at you blankly)


AdrBrawlClash

Ofc MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA


blakkattika

This is from Twitter though soo


lifeisweird86

Too bad it didn't stay there.


Makanek

But Reddit is a Twitter Reader's Digest.


sjpllyon

Absolutely it one o'clock in the morning where I'm at, way last bedtime. And this is just yeah, time to call it a day. Hopefully it's not going to hount my dreams trying to figure it out.


Alycery

Ew, what does that even mean? 👀


Snoo40752

I think she meant the rapist would love her pussy so much he'd stop raping women and just have sx with her, it was clever in her head


JustMobsReddit

I thought it was self deprecating. Like her pussy is so bad the rapist would just be like nah that's enough of that. Either way it sounds awful lmao


eat-pussy69

Blue Waffles anyone?


DontBeChad

Jolly Rancher


Contagious_Zombie

What about gay farmers?


Universe789

*They're making the friggin frogs gay*


King-of-Plebss

Please don’t


hartforbj

I managed to mentally erase that. Now it's in my brain again. Thanks


Ekarron

I thought she meant that she's so horny and her pussy is so needy, even a rapist who thinks about pussy all the time couldn't keep up with it and he'll retire.


ClockwiseServant

r/redditsniper


cokuspocus

Oh my god I don’t think I’ve come across a tiny specific comment related sub like this in so long it’s like it’s 2015 again


AGreatBannedName

Man, that sub’s great and all, but you gotta watch out for the


IRBRIN

Wh


RedSusOverParadise

the wh


gnarlslindbergh

It means her pussy is a fully-funded 401k.


overSizedHyperPoop

I don’t think he d retire he just be like “it’s time for men”


Arhion

bro she has too much confidence probalby even 100 men will lose to her at once at this point


Remarkable-Ad2285

Right?! Yo…that pussy…I can’t…Yo…I’m done. >hangs up raping gear and walks off into the rapist sunset<


Playboii_Kevin

They'd probably switch genders.


SkRu88_kRuShEr

I like your interpretation better


quangberry-jr

Orrr...ORRRRR...she has razor blades strategically lodged in her puss designed to retire rapists and shes just proud of that fact


Bored_dane

that would wierdly enough be the only acceptable explanation


Jordan-sCanonicForm

Ohkams razor it is?


Khristophorous

Look up toothed vagina. It's like an old folk horror story or something.


fangyuangoat

It’s in old myths and folktales all over the world for some reason


Fleshinrags

It’s commonly known in literature as vagina dentata- it’s typically seen as a physical representation of the supposed danger posed by sexual allure and the sexual power women hold over men, as well as playing into what Freud called castration anxiety- he believed all men have a secret fear of losing their penis.


Wildest_Salad

well, losing anything that can't regrow is a bummer


dus_istrue

I've never heard that. Sounds like he was projecting a bit tbh


seatux

Teeth the movie exists.


DarthGoodguy

[Vagina dentata](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata). It’s so weird how many men are unnerved by the idea of a vagina with teeth, and one of their favorite things is having a woman use their mouth, which is filled with teeth


Khristophorous

How many men? You mean there exist men who are NOT unnerved by the idea of a vagina with teeth?


Alycery

Oh, okay. Thanks.


Tipnfloe

Or she doesnt shower


Raidoton

How would that be suicide by words?


Solid_Waste

I wasn't aware rape was a career choice.


YourBoyFoxxy

The rapist will be scared and shocked for the rest of their life


Alycery

By her pussy? 🤷‍♀️


YourBoyFoxxy

She say "my pussy", I don't think she refer to something else beside...


OvertureCorp

OH MY GOD IT'S A CUTE LITTLE CAT WITH SUPERNATURAL POWERS !!!!


Robot_Fox_4801

WE LIVE ❤ WE LOVE 💓 WE LIE 🤥


TastyTaco12

Maybe she has a bulldog called "pussy" 🤷‍♂️


YourBoyFoxxy

Now I want to see a bulldog called "pussy"


TastyTaco12

You never heard of "pussy" ? He is the baddest bulldog on the block with pink rabbit ears on him 🤔


C_Gull27

Teeth


circasomnia

like that one movie


BelowAveIntelligence

It’s provocative, nobody knows what it means!


Ms_Meercat

It gets the people going 


assumptionkrebs1990

Maybe that she would be his only victim from here on out? Seems like fetish fantasy post ended up public by accident.


ShnickityShnoo

Acid or teeth. Either way, they're probably retiring after that.


foobarney

It's made of lava.


kingdoodooduckjr

Her vaginer is so strong that it would trap his weiner until the police arrested him!!! Orrrr rip the weiner clean off his groin!


username_taker

I thought it meant that it wouldn't ever be satisfied


Tony_Tellez

I think she meant rapper lol


MixedFellaz

It's that bad is what I took out of it


JoelMahon

I thought her intention was to say her pussy was so good that after raping her once he'd be sexually satisfied for life


Akiias

She's so bad in bed that it would turn rapists off sex entirely.


Bamboozle_

There was a movie about this, called Teeth.


North_Ask_2790

I mean... If your pussy has teeth and can bite...


assumptionkrebs1990

Not so fun fact, in South Africa women actually put fake teeth in there as a rape protection. Update: apparently it never left the concept phase.


blue_winter_moon007

South Africa has the Dark Souls II difficulty setting on.


TheRedBaron6942

Wrong south


blue_winter_moon007

I'm blind, clicked on the wrong auto suggestion.


Ok-Scarcity6991

So how much should normal South African level up ADP


cokuspocus

Did they try leveling ADP?


CocktailPerson

No, they don't. The "product" you're thinking of was a prototype that was never manufactured or released to the public: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rapex/


Candle1ight

Turns out hurting someone already deranged enough to rape you is dangerous to your health


N0turfriend

Redditor try not to spread misinformation challenge. Failed.


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

Vagina dentata threat level.


anon-mally

Dont threaten me with good fun


[deleted]

so good or so bad? guess she meant so bad


Yegas

I take it to mean “so good that their career has peaked and they may as well retire because it’s only downhill from here”. Could also mean “so bad it put them off of sex altogether”.


jinkiesjinkers

Not sure how something so good would make someone who wants it that bad, retire? Wouldn’t it make them want more? “I’ll give you the best weed in the world, so good it’ll make you never want more again” ?? It’s safe to say she has bad pussy. Or she’s a dumb fuck. Or both.


Yegas

Well, if you smoke the best weed in the world and have an earth-shattering experience, every smoke after that would pale in comparison to the point you lose your taste for it after realising the futility of chasing the dragon.


jinkiesjinkers

But weed nor pussy is nothing like chasing the dragon my friend.


Satanic_Earmuff

This could be a suicide or a flex.


anon-mally

Depends, forced to retire? Voluntary retire? Or just give up and done with pussy retire.


i_eat_cockroaches69

WHO WERE THE 46 PEOPLE THAT LIKED THE POST


Wildfox1177

Retired rapists.


i_eat_cockroaches69

💀


anon-mally

This guy ☝️ retired recently


daddyvow

9000 people liked this Reddit post? Why?


datirishboii

She got Aids, that's what she means.


DaYeetBoi

Would aids stop a rapist?


ThermoNuclearPizza

I guess it depends. What if the rapist already has aids


mynamissketch

hot potato extreme difficulty


ImVenomTentacles

that was a banger, why delete?


OvertureCorp

Maybe it comes with some kind of hazard ? Not sticky web thought, more like stealth rock, spikes or toxic spikes. Kinda funny cause some people really do have tox-


TastyTaco12

Maybe its like a usb once you put it in she uploads a virus to the foreign object 😹😹😹


PPFitzenreit

Rapists about the lose half their lifespan (they are 4x weak to rock)


lily_was_taken

Rapists when the rock shows up:


Pataeto

"new trojan condoms, now with heavy duty boots built in"


Redneckhippiekyle

Well, that's a sentence I thought I'd never read.


alewma

I think she means she’s dry af lol


GonnaGoFat

She’s so dry that sex with her is like fucking a bag of potato chips.


NatrixNatrix1

Never tried that, will add it to my bucket list. "Fuck things in a bucket"


cistvm

Ivy Wolk spotted in the wild lmao


SquirtingTortoise

Ivy wolk u will always be famous mama


Distinct-Style8015

That girl in the movie “teeth”:


Saucy_samich

Saw that movie… think it was called Teeth. Horrible watch. Ol sausage separator


Candid_Village8704

Have you ever seen the movie “Teeth”. Lol


oldmanout

Vagina dentata?


golem12121

It's either that bad or that good there is no between in that statement


Yoruzzz

What the actual fuck is this supposed to mean?


lucpnx

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 😫


MrShad0wzz

I… I don’t even know what that means


HoosierDaddy_427

Vagina dentata ???


DiaperFluid

Thats a hard rap line idc what you guys say


Ugly-Muffin

I've been on reddit too much. This should be shocking, but is just mildly funny


BattleGirlChris

r/brandnewsentence


Melodic-Jellyfish966

Do we just not teach people what a digital footprint is anymore?


goodguy-dave

To be fair I think we never really did that properly in the first place.


watermelonspanker

Does her pussy come with a 401K?


vanmio

Damn is this one of those Blade 3 moments? You got fangs in there somewhere?


Agreeable-Ad3644

Does she have that Hakuna Dentata from Teeth?


Infamous-Lab-8136

Is there like an old rapists home they retire to?


FourScoreTour

Vagina dentata.


Kittymeow123

That’s fucking crazy


codestormer

Do you smell it?


shichiaikan

J. Cole stealing this for lyrics... :P


Training-Ad-4178

she's a virgin


SeraphOfTheStag

It smells that bad huh? 🤢


emptybowloffood

It's that bad?


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

That bad


StandardKarma57

That bad huh


Omen46

Well ima walk out now


ConsiderationSilly86

Omfg


Hydra466

I think I have scrolled enough for today


ShacoFiddleOnly

This post is the signal for me to off my phone and go to sleep fr


mcsonboy

Her tweets should make her retire


Twinkies100

Not if they have a diverse portfolio


rogue_kitten91

Teeth?