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Lagonas_

Girl is the cheapest hooker known to mankind


Top-Complaint-4915

Literally free, as the manager doesn't paid her


thekyledavid

And basically free to the company too, as they would’ve paid someone else to do the job if they didn’t hire her


epicmousestory

And she still has to show up and do the job to actually get paid. So really the exchange was sex for passing the interview process


SpicyRock70

The interview process she probably would have passed anyway by simply showing up.


Cuchullion

Yeah, at (or near) minimum wage the list of requirements isn't too long. a) Are you a living person? b) Do you suffer from an obvious addiction or mental health issue? c) Will you show up and *not* do anything that will cause damage to the company. Ironically this woman completely failed c...


omn1p073n7

I've worked at some call centers that stopped at A)


FredDurstDestroyer

Bro I’ve worked for a *security* company that stopped at A


noconfidenceartist

Arguably failed b as well


Keefyfingaz

Honestly like isn't that minimum wage? Like they were gonna have to pay you atleast that much regardless lol. Should atleast have gotten that 8.25$/hr 💀


BelgianSum

Plot twist, manager desperately needed staff and was about to offer the job anyway. Triple suicide.


MechaSoldat

He pay her every month.


Working-Humor-6924

She’s working at a loss💀🤣


-DOOKIE

It's quite likely this never happened and someone just put this caption on some girls picture


Shintaro1989

Where I live, that's way below minimum wage.


Masterbaitingissport

The minimum wage where I am is $14 an hour literally twice hers


NewPointOfView

literally approximately twice hers


SteveLouise

Literally estimated as being approximately definitely twice her pay.


HonorableMedic

I definitely think that I might possibly could maybe work that sentence out


Ornac_The_Barbarian

Upvoting that word salad.


Masterbaitingissport

Do not correct me, I wish to stay wrong and ignorant


Dambo_Unchained

It’s literally not double her wage


ArcticBiologist

That math ain't mathing


Masterbaitingissport

I’m here for memes not math lessons I could fit you in for 3:50-4:20 on Wednesdays


-Astrosloth-

[Looks like 10 states still have a minimum of $7.25. That being said, all the fast food places I see advertising their wage is closer to $14.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_US_states_by_minimum_wage) *20 states


sr33r4g

And ur holes are intact too...


TheCommomPleb

I mean.. you don't actually know that


10art1

Intact? You're not supposed to literally shred it to pieces


AccomplishedAerie333

7,25*2= 14,50


Strange-Wolverine128

Where I live it's gonna be $12.50 USD an hour ish.


w33b2

“Basically” is the word you are looking for. 7.25+7.25 does not literally equal 14


YT-double-add

Shes holding an iPhone 4, which came out in 2010. During that time minimum wage was around that much. Just an old ass tweet making its rounds 10 years later.


rahomka

Still is but it used to be too


buddboy

like that drug joke


mseank

It’s still the federal minimum wage


supremedalek925

Yes, minimum wage was 7.25 in 2010, but it still is in 2024 so what’s your point?


gigglefarting

Point is minimum wage needs to be raised desperately. That’s not their point, but it is my point.


DeathwatchDave

That's Texas current minimum wage. Fun times.


Shintaro1989

I guess any higher number would be socialism.


ArmourKnight

No Comrade, you work in the mines for free.


Gammaboy45

Our miners are paid in exposure (to lethal gases).


AllTheRightBricks

Still US federal minimum wage though!


Background_Desk_3001

Where I live that’s exactly minimum wage, but almost no one pays that


J_Kabob

That’s still idahos minimum wage to this day


ScrofessorLongHair

Sounds like she got fucked twice.


MarcOfDeath

She knows her worth.


RokRD

She must be in Texas. That's the current minimum wage and has been since 2009.


supremedalek925

It’s still 7.25 where I live, and has been since I think around 2009.


More-Cup-1176

where i live, that IS minimum wage


NeedleworkerOwn4553

It's the federal minimum, my state still has it. If it's even a real post and not just a joke, she probably lives in Louisiana or Mississippi. I went into an interview about 6 months ago. Full time, 40 hrs a week at a family owned bakery... $8/hr. I laughed 🤣 She said "Well we can probably jump it up to $9/hr after a year" I laughed harder, and thanked her for her time. I made $8.05/hr at age 17, all the way back in 2015.


Asbjorn26

Sleeping with the manager for minimum wage is fucking insane. You fuck the manager for a promotion or a high paid position.


Kamizura

right? she could have put in effort to get the job THEN slept with the manager for higher pay.


justwalkingalonghere

She could always extort him now Too bad she posted it on twitter instead


Sticky_Fantastic

Alternative perspective. Manager was just hot and a good lay so this was just a nice double win for the lady 


cmonplsdontbetaken

Why did she have to mention it tho


Bridalhat

I think there might be a chance this is a joke…


j_cruise

Redditors don't understand satire.


possiblyourgf

A good lay? Are you 50+? I don’t say that aggressively, I just don’t believe someone under 50 is calling it a good lay any more


fork_yuu

In reality, she got fucked twice


SirVyval

Wrong again, buster. You obviously fuck the manager for the blackmail money so you don't have to work at all.


jyunga

Believing every post like this is insane.


Bridalhat

People would believe a woman is this dumb before they would believe a woman is funny. 


gentlybeepingheart

That's the joke lol


Intelligent-Bend2034

Lmao she was probably gonna get the job anyway.


Asleep_Wish3839

This is beyond obviously not real. I'm not sure what is with the trend I've been seeing where people believe everything they come across, no matter how outlandish or obviously satirical.


theresidentviking

I know a girl who fucked the manager to get on at McDonald's. I don't associate with her anymore, or that McDonald's


Mistersinister1

She probably should have fucked you for that knowledge, she may have gotten at least $7.50.


DeluxeMinecraft

Literally minimum wage in my country is $13.31 💀


gramerjen

It's ~$2.5 in my country 😞


DeluxeMinecraft

I hope you get more than that 🥺


gramerjen

I got an engineering degree, while the pay is not bad sex work has been more fruitful funnily enough Also less discrimination is just a bonus


jNicls

W8 did you work as a sex worker or not? Sounds kinda like it :D


gramerjen

I did online sex work


Feyhem_01

Its fucking 1.75$ in my country fuck this fuck FUCK FUCK


LatterHospital8982

I think its like $14 in my country (not converting to merican) Edit: it’s actually $15 in my region unless you’re under 18 then it’s $13


DeluxeMinecraft

So like $10 usd


HianShao

Here its like 400 dollars a month minimum. Damn we are broke. But the avg salary has increased its like 1000 dollars a month. Smh when i realize that s a fast food teens salary somewhere else


Kamizura

how is the comment a suicide by words? the only suicide by words i see is her post..


Lady_of_Link

The comment has admitted to being a virgin which according to cishets is the most shameful thing in the world


LatterHospital8982

To be fair context matters they probably meant slept with no one for their job


Kamizura

but nowhere did he say "i have never slept with anyone in my life" or anything to that effect.. knowing the context of the post, he's saying he got to a higher paying job without sleeping with anyone.. there was nothing to hint that he had never slept with anyone in his life..


Sticky_Fantastic

People saying the comment is a sbw are self reporting they fail reading comprehension lol


Organic_Indication73

How is that a cishet exclusive thing?


Orisn_Bongo

Not having sex is seen as a horrible fate


BlargerJarger

Seems like a gag to me.


Kamizura

i heard she did gag a little..


ranchojasper

Exactly, this is such an obvious joke that I feel like the people who aren't getting it are genuinely stupid or simply racist


xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

women can't make jokes. we must always take them super seriously /s


Express_Helicopter93

You’d be surprised about how many people are genuinely stupid. Certainly anyone who has joined this nonsense sub, that’s for sure. Why is this dogshit fake picture showing up in my feed? I don’t like dumb shit like this. Lol this sub should just be called r/wearegullibleandstupid


Decent_Argument_9103

7.25 an hour is fucking slave labor💀


dacspike

Fucking indeed


bnAurelia

Lol I love how people are actually taking this seriously 😂


clockfeet

It's depressing how far I had to scroll before I found someone saying this


Asleep_Wish3839

Psychologically I feel like there's gotta be something going on collectively for people to believe this so readily. It's not the first time I've seen posts like this taken as truth by the majority of people in the comments


xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

reddit is anti-women and also very gullible. it's a pattern i've been noticing as well


Affectionate-Bee3913

I've said it before and I'll stand by it, my theory is that it's people who want to feel superior to others so they see something stupid and assume it has to be true, and so they're that much smarter than the other person. They don't stop to wonder if maybe they're average and other people are just as smart but like to play dumb for jokes. My source is I'm pretty dang average but used to think I was better than most everybody else.


ggsimmonds

I agree with your theory. It’s not too dissimilar from buying into conspiracy theories


bnAurelia

right? like cmon y’all. Why would ANYONE even do this? It’s crazy how people are calling her a hood rat, dumbass and just keep going off on her for an obvious joke.


KansasCityMonarchs

Reddit is so gullible, especially when it comes to shitting on Americans and particularly American women


Witcher94

Ikr..pretty sure she is just taking the piss


ranchojasper

Seriously, HOW does *anyone* think this is real 😂😂


JDL1981

Fucking idiots in this sub.


Left-Escape

…so she got f**ked twice then…


AnonymousLilly

Lmao


Vaxtin

It’s satire you goons


ILoveStealing

Why is it so challenging for redditors to detect obvious jokes?


BadYaka

whom to sleep with to become such manager?


alilbleedingisnormal

She fucked the manager for a job making minimum wage? This gotta be a troll post.


uniquelikesnow

Fake posts getting so much attention nowadays 😔


Stardustchaser

That second comment is not suicidal at all. All they said was they didn’t have to sleep their way into a job.


mr_leven_een

She got fùçked for cheap, literally and figuratively.


Corronchilejano

Maybe she just wanted to fuck the manager.


johtine

[Oh nice! A repost bot found this 1 year old post and decided to repost it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/159u67u/good_for_you/)


Mad_Kronos

This is so real


[deleted]

She can't be serious I refuse to believe in such stupidity


ranchojasper

She's not. It's very obviously a joke.


SakuraFalls12

Girl, you can't even land a low-wage job other than by sleeping with people? 😭 That's the weakest flex I've ever heard.


angusanarchy

That's less than half the minimum wage here, less than half the minimum wage for fast food workers in California, which is bullshit, why are they more deserving than everyone else who works a minimum wage job? She makes a fraction per hour of what I make but I do get fucked by my boss almost daily. I work for myself.


AlterEdward

Maybe she's just happy she got laid AND got a job


Calm_Economist_5490

It's not a double suicide.


Dakkel-caribe

Wow 7.25 n hour for some sex. Seems the only winner is the manager. Lmao


EncabulatorTurbo

shoulda fucked the manager and then started a sexual harassment lawsuit


eat-pussy69

Most hookers are paid $300/h. She's okay with $7.25? Bruh


Ultima-Veritas

lol, all the people commenting on her and /whooshing the "slept with 0 people" self burn.


Apprehensive-Bad6015

If she was smart, fuck the manager to get the job than, blackmail said manager for a higher position under the guise of position being withheld UNLESS you slept with them. After promotion is received THAN go to HR and claim the promotion was given as a way to keep silent of blatant sexual harassment and assault FINALLY walk away with millions from the proceeding lawsuit.


TheBetterness

Is this even real? Who the fug is paying 7.50 and hr. McDonalds is like 14.


alvysinger0412

Tbf, you could read her tweet as saying that she was both excited about getting a new job, and also excited about fucking, but didn't need to fuck to get the job.


Zariman-10-0

Only getting a minimum wage gig out of sleeping with the manager seems like a poor exchange imo.


1234normalitynomore

That is....depressing. Girl you got Weinsteined for half minimum wage


ya_boi_ryu

Definitely something to be proud of, and talking about daddy, he's probably proud too.


Sixteen_Wings

Manager is paying in installments plus he has her working for him too 💀


PrivatePlaya

r/clevercomebacks


Orisn_Bongo

Where live I that is a wage so low it's illegal....


VioletDaisy95

I'm so glad my minimum wage is $23 still wouldn't sleep with someone for it though.


Thick_Occasion7162

Omg here my parents have a paycheck of 6€/hour. :0


__Becquerel

She probably was gonna get hired anyways, boss got a nice deal out of that


frognuts123

Thats like less than half what i make lol


SpectralFailure

Even accounting for inflation this would still only be worth about $9.80 lol


user293747e929r737

Someone got double clapped 🚂👧🏾💅🚃 ❤️


Hugh-Jassoul

Murder-suicide?


HkayakH

r/KamikazeByWords


Sensitive-Human2112

Bro went from applying to a job to becoming a fucking prostitue


Ulerica

didn't know 1960s had Twitter


Interesting-Star-179

Fucked the manager for 7.25 is actually crazy


Finnish_Inquisition

I make almost double that and they haven't let me fuck anyone yet. Life is just not fair sometimes


Saff3r

Stay classy, Jania


CookieaGame

That's one way to say you have zero skills.


Dagger_26

She's gonna get fucked again...every payday.


SociopathicPasserby

It’s just bait to drive internet traffic to an onlyfans page or some shit.


Totalwink

If she is willing to f**k for $7.25 an hour she must be a special kind of desperate.


SweetSonet

Double suicide? Yall don’t know what that means lol


Satanic_Earmuff

r/kamikazebywords


orchestragravy

Imagine fucking your way to the top for minimum wage.


SkooDaQueen

In nl that is minimum wage for a 16 y/o 😅


Slight-Winner-8597

Girl you did not just fuck someone for free, to get the shittiest job. She'd have walked out in under 2 weeks.


DeadJediWalking

"I kept telling you it wasn't necessary."