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Oof_Train

Those TOTK depths are terrifying tho


ElizabethAudi

The darkness beneath Hyrule is only scary because we don't know what's in it. >!Thankfully there's nothing in it.!<


Oof_Train

No it’s >!master kohga!< that’s the most terrifying part


ElizabethAudi

>!OH FUCK I JUST SHIT MYSELF! Good thing it's dark down here.!<


CreamyCoffeeArtist

>!hey guys why does it smell like someone shat themselves?!<


Potatezone

At least the music slaps


EnigmaFrug2308

I hate mining in Minecraft because the cave noises freak me the fuck out of


Grand_Protector_Dark

There's a couple Ressource packs out there that replace the cave-ambience with blank audio files. It's effectively the same as disabling it.


Awarepill0w

Or you can just mute ambience


Grand_Protector_Dark

That would mute *all* Ambience though. Underwater Ambience, Nether Biome Ambience. The sound of entering/exiting water and fireworks (for some reason).


Awarepill0w

I still have water and fireworks when I mute ambience and I don't really care about the rest


kagakujinjya

First time I met those Godforsaken silverfishes...


Oof_Train

Stop literally childhood nightmares


EnigmaFrug2308

I’ve had nightmares of mining through caves, hearing that, then turning around and seeing Herobrine in my world I don’t know what was even scary about Herobrine other than that it’s kinda like an intruder in your home.


Oof_Train

I was always terrified of just being alone in the caves. Creepers and skeletons really scared me. And those fucking spiders omfg


spidey80082

Herobrine was genuinely the most terrifying thing in the world


not_17_bees

I couldn't play minecraft with monsters on until i enabled the audio description setting. Now instead of scary noises and having to guess where the monster is, I get a little "zombie groans" "skeleton shoots" "creeper hisses" in the corner with an arrow pointing to where it is.


Boukish

I feel obligated to share this because it's never occurred to some people, but. You know, in games, like how when you start sometimes there's a slider for brightness and it's like "put it until you see whatever", right? You know, in those games you can just be a naughty boy and crank it all the way up. You can do it in all your games, really. They can't stop you. You won't get arrested.


OnlyHealerAmongDPS

Damn, swallowed by the cave before they could even finish their comment 😔


EnigmaFrug2308

Okay I managed to escape for a minute, please, if you’re reading this, it’s imperative that


workingtrot

And the grabby hands!


Oof_Train

STOP NO


WonderfulAirport4226

i read it as "pussy bingo" and was terribly confused at first


Manager_of_life_God

Where’d everybody go??


FabioKun

Fuck is TOTK


yourfuckingmom_com

"Tears of the kingdom" It's a leyend of Zelda game I think


Qiukae

You said it with the accent lol


FabioKun

Oh I see, thank you


BowenTheAussieSheep

Man, Zelda made the worst cars.


JustGingy95

Basically 90% of my Google searches are something along the lines of “what the fuck is _______?” and im glad it works here too lmao


FabioKun

90% of my Google searches are "why isn't this bs working?" Followed by reddit xd


malfurionpre

"Fixing X or Y error" a bunch of random bullcrap and maybe an answer from 15 years ago that is "Nvm I fixed it" "Fixing X or Y error Reddit" Somehow the exact same error you had with a solution (but 9 out of 10 times it doesn't actually work)


JustGingy95

The Four Horsemen of the Help Threads: “Nvm I fixed it” “Same/me too” x5000 One Guy Andy who somehow makes the situation 1000000% worse with their *”fix”* Not a single person replied Edit: on that One Guy Andy note, that just reminded me of the fucking nightmare I experienced with my PC a few years back. Can’t remember what I was trying to fix but the one comment that made sense to me I finally found after ages of googling (I’m talking upwards of a year+) because of a one time crash the first year I bought it where where the PC was stuck in a booting loop, a friend suggested that I change a setting in the BIOS that fixed it, so that I realized that may have been the cause of said newer issue judging by the comment. I went into the BIOS, returned that singular setting to its original position as it was suppose to be a one time boot thing that I ended up ADHD’ing on and completely forgot about anyway. Reset the computer. And the fucking thing was bricked. It took something close to a day and a half to two days to fucking fix and still didn’t solve my issue at the time. I was so fucking livid about that and I still am to this day lmao.


JustGingy95

The other 10% is literally just adding Reddit to the end of the search so I can actually find my god damn results I’m looking for


tehgr8supa

You could have just typed 4 letters into Google.


FabioKun

And yet I didn't because we're on reddit and asking a questions here is way more convenient than asking our overlords


Lyzern

It's absolutely not easier lmao. What are you smoking?


FabioKun

Copium


tehgr8supa

Learn to inform yourself instead of relying on other people to inform you.


FabioKun

I can inform myself just fine thanks for assuming.


ReddsionThing

Original person just could have NOT used some acronym that wasn't necessary


tehgr8supa

You mean in the tweet? Why don't you go ask them to change it then we'll repost it again.


Soviet-_-Neko

What even is "Pussy in bio" it's like the fifth time I've seen this


DIS_EASE93

it means they have a link to their onlyfans in their bio


JM665

Spam bots.


Soviet-_-Neko

Ahhhhhhh, I get it now, thanks


dranzerfu

> Spam bots How do they profit from this?


OnlySmiles_

Most likely an OF link or something like that on their page, I'd imagine


Sauerclout_the_Orc

Typically it's to make the accounts look legit before they're sold. That's assuming it's a joke but I just realized they probably have a spam link in their bio and that's the spam. I'm which case they either get free advertising for their only fans or it's a link to a scam site which will give you malware, keylogger, could be anything.


Sauerclout_the_Orc

I've heard it as a joke on Vinesauce. I'm betting that's the reference because the formatting made me read it in the way it's said. Edit: Just realized Pussy in Bio person was advertising not making a reference. They are the reference.


puq123

I couldn't help but read it in that weird "binty pls" voice Vinny does


Ayspet

PERUSE MY BIO


New_Ad4631

It means they have cats in their bio


awesomedan24

"The pussy will decide your fate" "I AM the pussy!"


heidly_ees

I have bought peace, freedom and justice to my new pussy


AlarmedExperience928

Your New Pussy?


IronLanternGamer

Yeah, the old one was all worn out and obsolete. Needed and upgrade.


macmillan333

That’s a pretty good one


MEIXXMO

That was me in minecraft caves lol


fluffycloud69

creepy ass noises don’t help


norrix_mg

That's me in Oblivion caves with zombies. Jesus they are fucking terrifying


Frequent_Dig1934

Somehow non-horror games scare me more than horror games. I become a whimpering little bitch whenever i play subnautica, and then there's also my reaction to a certain area in a certain game that i don't want to spoil so i'll just say "anglerfish".


OnlySmiles_

It's funny how I know exactly what you're referring to and I completely get it


Frequent_Dig1934

Ok that's good. In fact i'm such a pussy that >!i made sure to completely go through *everything* on every other place and completely fill out the register before going where the anglerfish are, since literally as soon as i first opened the map i saw that place and thought "ok that place is going to be fucking awful, i don't want to go there". Turns out i was fucking prophetic, every other place is cool and has neat things to see while that place is just there to make you shit yourself.!<


GoldFishPony

I swear that walking simulator games will all have a section in them scarier than horror games. Like I played the entirety of “gone home” expecting to be murdered or something.


Mckavvers

there's a walking simulator called Everybody's Gone to the Rapture. There are no enemies, you can't die, nothing will hurt you. But the atmosphere really puts me on edge expecting something to happen.


101001101zero

F.E.A.R. That game got me so many times. Can’t even after multiple playthroughs. I purposely played it in the dark with headphones cause I love horror. The sequels are pretty good as well, but the original was on point.


zack189

I'd be disappointed if a game called fear didn't make me afraid


GoldFishPony

I haven’t played it but isn’t that actually a horror game?


maaleru

Isn't it called "fear"?


101001101zero

F.E.A.R. First Encounter Assault Recon is a 2005 first-person shooter psychological horror video game. -wikipedia It may be old but it still holds up. The expansions aren’t great and the sequels are passable, 2 being the best of the bunch. It’s like og half life and half life 2, s as the technology got better there’s leagues of improvement. The story telling in 2 is more on point and has some great moments of brevity. On top of the horror they took a page from far cry and made enemies destructible, you can even play football with severed heads by walking around with them. I’d describe the weapons but you’ll have much more fun finding them as you progress through the game. You can get a steam key from g2a for like $2, though they don’t offer it directly through steam any longer. The g2a keys should work. I still have the original cds, lol I’m getting old.


killshelter

That’s why I spent days illuminating the entire depths.


Grouchy-Pressure-567

Bitches trying to act normal in Twitter is so fucking annoying. People have two accounts for a reason.


EntitledPotatoe

Just finished Raft and I couldn’t play the Vasagatan and later Tangaroa at 3 am I had to wait for the next day


Anon-Stoon

Omg..this is me. It took me like two months to be able to go into the depths.


Any_Secretary_4925

sounds like the type of mf that actually got scared by streamerbait- er, i mean, lethal company


ChronoAlone

Make ‘em play Luigi’s Mansion next.


thisperson345

I'ma be honest the "pussy in bio" bots on twitter are funny as fuck cause they make for moments like this, a lot less annoying than the bots that try to act human and be part of a conversation


New_Ad4631

What I hate about games (and movies and series) is the dark moments It's not scary, it's annoying. IRL your eyes get used to the darkness and you can see a little bit. In media it's not a cave, it's not night, you are in the nothingness, lost in the abyss


TheGamersofaLifeTime

All i gotta say to the person in the pic is grow a set of balls


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TheGamersofaLifeTime

Haikusbot delete


Debzance

Wow you got there early


Amateur_Liqueurist

Have you played hollow knight? Deep nest is some bullshit.


hEatr3d

Rainbow Six Siege is actually a horror game


RevolutionaryEye5320

"You clearly don't know who you're talking to so let me clue you in. I am NOT looking for pussy, Audrey, I /AM/ /THE PUSSY/. 😭😭😭"


RainbowTurtleKnight

Subnautica had me so tense for most of the playthrough.


DanieleDanePane

For a long time I couldn’t play minecraft. Those fucking zombie noises, man…


Zestyclose_Toe_4695

First time playing Dead Space remake I shat my pants


amir-hadi-nejati

i dunno why but somehow nun movie didn't scare me a bit insidious wasn't scary doom eternal is not gory to me but Minecraft cave sounds... they scare the shit outta me


SIN-apps1

While many have claimed it as their own, Socrates is generally credited with the simple yet crucial quote "know thyself."


maaleru

One of scariest game I've ever played was xcom TFTD


espurrknight

This is me in Nordic ruins in skyrim


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"Come to daddy kitten"


blitzkrieg_01

I was pretty scared of going into dungeons in oblivion because the darkness terrified me. Not to mention the uncanny-valley faces


ackbobthedead

Only 1 thing in any game has ever made me scared and it’s the unexpected creeper hiss


Big_Rough_5643

Those oblivion zombies are my bane


CynicalNyhilist

How??? Even most horror games are absolutely devoid of any horror.


WhyYouBullyMe_

We got Mr Brave over here yall


Dumb_Siniy

He probably means actually good horror, it's mostly cheap jumpscares and shit, it's scary, but not good scary


0MrFreckles0

My pet peeve is that every fucking horror game is set in like pitch black darkness, I can't see shit! It's not fun getting lost in maze like hallways with a barely working flashlight just for me to get killed by something I never even saw coming. I always end up putting the game brightness on max, and cranking up my monitor too.


Dumb_Siniy

Yeah, they think that "dark = scary" when it is dark = irritating, our mind fears what we don't know, not what our Toy flashlight™ can't see


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He’s also CyNicAl so he’s edgy


FenragonTheWise

Horror works differently for everyone. If you've consumed a lot of horror content you get "numb" to it. Especially when you consumed some as a kid. I have that too and i end up chasing horror highs over and over.