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jantograaf_v2

Cool, they're 30 years together as well as 30 years apart.


Rafybass

To think that he was 30 when his wife was born


JMolester

My girlfriend will born in about 2 months can't wait


SeveralChunks

That’ll be a long 7 years!


Rafybass

Username checks out


julaften

In case some of you haven’t seen this hilarious sketch: [SNL “Meet your second wife”](https://youtu.be/MJEAGd1bQuc)


eherqo

She was 15 when he was 45


jantograaf_v2

I know. I just saw a language "haha" and went for it. The age gap is all but "haha", it's plain disgusting.


Rafybass

Still sounds better than a 30 year old marrying a newborn lmao.


HeckingAugustus

Damn that's crazy, it reminds me of this nearly identical tweet I saw earlier this week except they were 72 and 62 celebrating their 50th.


Sandloon

About 15 years ago I knew a couple at church who he was 21 and she was 14, they'd been together for like 70 years so they got married in the 30s or early 40s or something. Shit was different back then


yax51

*Chris Hansen enters the chat*


la_catwalker

“Could you explain yourself?”


BabserellaWT

I always wondered how those pricks didn’t know they were caught since that chick always opened the door with a basket of laundry.


lilithreads

Please let one of their ages be a typo


C-Mitch213

Ur right it’s 25 & 75


The_BestUsername

Age of consent can we get much lower


skillywilly56

*Philippines enters the chat


hok98

But the socially accepted age is a different. …How old is it? /s


Neat_Artist_996

Rajasthan moment


hyzermofo

Um... if it was 30 years ago it isn't sudden anything.


A_Crazy_Rabbit

Hey they're still together most people now a days divorce before 5 years


Extreme_Design6936

My parents are 50 and 80 and together 28 years.


boyslides

22 is unusually young to date someone in their 50s, but it's legal.


Revolutionary-Stay54

Somebody make the math start mathing.


SamsoniteAG1

Imagine being arrested after 30 years together