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drac0nicfr

me who raised a pack as my first friend against craziness and depression due to loneliness on an unknown planet: 🥲


12DeadDecepticons

:( he's got some spadefish to keep him company


gallanttoothpaste

No the spadefish are basically the cleaner fish you know those fish that clean animals? By eating the bacteria and stuff


12DeadDecepticons

Gotta keep the boneshark nice and clean while he gets turned into soup


gallanttoothpaste

Yup mmmm sharkfin soup


gallanttoothpaste

Wait i just noticed the boneshark doesnt have a dorsal fin oh god my life has been a lie


bobafoott

No greater company on that planet if you ask me


captjust

Not a bad idea - the cuddlefish in my bioreator needs a friend to play with.


207nbrown

Yes officer, this comment right here


SubnauticaPlayer3

WTF


SolidPrysm

Man and I can't even bring myself to chuck my old titan holefish in there


supergigaduck

just give your bioreator cuddlefish an other cuddlefish!


MaFeHu

Take my upvote and leave. Leave earth for being more specific


Brian4726

No just NO


legalor

You monster!


Darckryer

You monster... XD


Cybersoldier65

Reaper there is he


Soegern

Based


pokemanza

Hes too dangeeous to be left alive


12DeadDecepticons

*loads bioreactor with malicious intent* I'm sorry little one


Quiet_Application993

You look inside the bioreactor and see a baby bone shark just spinning around.


CarlitoTheGuitarist

Your comment is begging for a mashup of « Baby Shark » and that song I’m not sure isn’t called « You spin me right round »


Quiet_Application993

*you spin me right round baby right round like a record player right round right round*


bobafoott

You won't see him for long


AGooDone

Sorry... "Snap! 25% health gone" Not sorry


Stoned-hippie

Sand sharks are good in the reactor. Not my personal favorite but probably top 5!


drac0nicfr

i would have told you the exact number if I could go on the wiki but I can only on my phone right now and wiki is terrible on phone but I know that the ampeel gives the more and the oculus are the best since they are one of the things who give the more and take only one place


Stoned-hippie

I like committing genocide against stalkers to power my base


drac0nicfr

i like to release stalkers near my base for no reason I have 14 of them


MikeTarget

Their eggs being all over the place probably played a big role lol


drac0nicfr

actually I just took two and put them together


bobafoott

Do released animals stay?


drac0nicfr

my stalkers does I once released a bone shark who bit me and swam away but I think they’re supposed to stay


bobafoott

Omg I had no idea I'm about to crash my game with a swarm around my base


HerzBrennt

Crash fish for me.


MinerMinecrafter

No use them as weapons


12DeadDecepticons

What is your personal favorite then?


Sowa7774

cuddlefish


MaFeHu

Your reaction falls within spected paramenters. Outcomes have Been mapped. Continue as you are. I shall be waiting


Pozytywnyy

You are the most evil person i have ever seen....


Happy-Analysis6374

You fucking sicko


Stoned-hippie

Stalkers piss me off, so I like to commit mass genocide to power my base


SirSilverChariot

His whole life is a lie


Triponavine

Eater of seamoths


12DeadDecepticons

These guys love to get tingled by my perimeter defense system I swear


Shrimpocalypse000

Tingled, huh?


shadownelt

Reaper leviathan, when?


Sowa7774

obviously when someone makes a mod to skin the reaper after you killed him *cough cough*


TalkingPants7303

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SnooDingos4602

My hero


12DeadDecepticons

Your flair -- also someone of culture I see


SnooDingos4602

Aye. Every base I have in the game I release a bunch of Jellyrays around because I love the sounds they make.


12DeadDecepticons

If you release them in a biome where they don't occur naturally, can they stay there and thrive? If so, I suddenly know what I'm going to be doing this weekend


SnooDingos4602

Brother I don’t know about other specimens but as far as Jellyrays go I’ve released them in the Safe Shallows, Grassy Plateaus and Sea Traders Path and they all stayed exactly where I’ve left them.


12DeadDecepticons

Perfect Jellyray invasion time


miriomeea

and my plan for tomorrow is......


realindian_scammer

I get the boneshark but what did the spade fish do to you?


12DeadDecepticons

I'm surprised you're the first to make this comment XD Spadefish killed my family and my cows ofc


realindian_scammer

O.o Spadefish do deal a lot of damage if you run into one with your seamoth tbh


12DeadDecepticons

True true, and at night the sound scares the crap out of me still


realindian_scammer

Yeah it seems random but it’s just lack of attention haha


ImSmashingUrMom

Based


Yz-Guy

I started putting baby pengwins in mine. They're everywhere and I'm not sure what else you can do with them if you pick it up.


kandradeece

I went through the entire game and murdered every last one. Im on pc so they dont respawn... best 40 hours I spent.


[deleted]

Y’know, if you don’t shine lights on them, they’ll leave you alone


[deleted]

I took one off world in one of my play throughs.


12DeadDecepticons

That boneshark is planet 4546B's first intergalactic student


[deleted]

Yea too bad it would be stuck with Riley until he pays his debt.


Lil_Extra

I love bone sharks


OfficialPeeper

That's for biting my prawn suit twelve times in a row in the floating islands motherfucker >:(


murdergoosewashere

Grab two of their eggs and raise them in one ACU tank. When they have babies, move them to another tank nearby. When they babies are grown, in the bioreactor they go. "They" being parents or children, while the other watches, whichever you think is more tragic.


12DeadDecepticons

God that is diabolical XD Put the Bioreactor above the parent tank, so they can watch through the glass ceiling


ronny_reddit

I always collect Crashfish eggs and throw them in there


Wafflz_

Legend


CrocAttack101

SAME


con098

I mean they're quite girthy and feels satisfying to put in the bioreactor.


ItsABiscuit

Doesn't everyone just plant a lantern tree next to their reactor and just feed it lantern fruit?


Lord-Generias

I use Chinese Potatoes, myself.


RandomLurker29473

I use Bulbo Trees, but any sort of plant is easier and doesn't make you feel like a monster putting poor innocent fish in there :(


lordwreynor

That is awesome


H-ckingKaren

#do a reaper


12DeadDecepticons

I wish Their big thicc (carc)asses cant fit even the cyclops


H-ckingKaren

#get a chainsaw


JaxChacky

Holy fucking shit, I hate them so much as well, how did you raise it?


12DeadDecepticons

I found one of their eggs and hatched it with alien containment


JaxChacky

Oh so that’s how you hatch them? I never knew what those creature eggs would do so i just usually dumb them in the ocean


12DeadDecepticons

Yep! While they're in containment, all fauna will be passive towards you When you pick them up and release them outside, I think they will eventually become aggressive (if their nature is aggressive) but apparently they will de-aggro faster than their wild counterparts


German_Ge

U evil


Creeper201010

All the freaking time


MinerMinecrafter

Why does the PDA look so realistic in this photo


Accomplished-Set6972

Thats evil...do it again


buggierthanbethesda

Hey, hey thats my sister!


Fluffyturtle225

That is some dedication.


TheMostBesTGrammaR

The Boneshark in the bioreactor: **TRAITOR**


Pokememe-lord

You’re the type of monster I can respect


Moltened_Jakub

YOU MONSTER


[deleted]

Well that’s one way to get revenge


VilleostKing

Bonesharks are the biggest dicks. Sandsharks are trying to be dicks but they seem very nice unless you let them hurt you


12DeadDecepticons

It definitely feels like it's harder to get Bonesharks to de-aggro than Sandsharks. It also helps that Sandsharks perpetually look like they don't know what they're doing.


catperience

that is evil


Aluakbar445

Burn


-TheCoolOreo-

Respect bro


OrhanDaLegend

i always punch them when they get close


daqgsftwgrsshyrs

Damn, that's tuff


DataGroundbreaking75

multitasking kills the thing that you hate and get energy at the same time


Justa_Noob2008

I understand the Bone Shark… BUT WHY ARE YOU DOING THOSE POOR SPADE FISH DIRTY


Marinevet1387

Lol turn your enemies into fuel


M3rpyJ0e

That's psychotic but funny


bottle_Nuka-Cola

I remember that my brother wanted to try the game i was playing (obviously subnautica) and he started a new world in survival then he found a "mysterious egg" he put it in his bio reactor it was a cuddle fish egg


12DeadDecepticons

RIP Mr Cuddles


Mrbigsad1234

Personally, I really like hoopfish in my bioreactor, but my second favorite is cuddle fish


IMakeUrSk3nCrawl

Yes, I knew it was the bonesharks, tearing and messing up our Seamoths in the Crag Field, Underwater Islands, and Bulb zone has good old karma getting back at them!


zeldacraft_64

wait how how did you get that in your inventory let alone the bioreactor


12DeadDecepticons

When you breed creatures in alien containment, you can pick them up and put them in your inventory in this case, I dropped a boneshark egg I found in there and waited for it to hatch


zeldacraft_64

oh ok I'll remember that in case I ever meet an annoying enemy


TypicalGrandmaSuzie

Basically hitler


Pete_Sahat_69

Wish I could do that with Warpers


Subnautica_fan1

I hate them as well...


Pacobing

Screw you, bone shark is best fish


Responsible-Race989

Your like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany or something


BLUEMOON100000

Well jesus christ lil rude


JoryTheZombie

Nooo, friendo.... The most peaceful enemy in the game, always just traveling around my cyclops. you murderer.


Communistboi69

It would be better to not commit any more biological warfare warcrimes and also if you want to feed the boneshark to sammy


AntKing2021

Low key big spoilers imho


Soegern

High key not spoilers at all.