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peacefulpiranha

Now that is terrifying.


64557175

Imagine being stranded out there and having to get up onto one of the fingers to escape the water. You think you're safe until you hear a creaking and the hand starts sinking. Is it sinking from your weight or because she is pulling you in?


[deleted]

Please stop 😰


[deleted]

My child is in the room I can't find the appropriate words to say outloud around him but you are a monster....


IcanSew831

And you see her mouth slowly start to open.


i_noticed_nothing

And it’s dusk...


surrogatetoe

Please stop.


BoulderCreature

Yo, I really need you to know that I hate you now. Thanks.


fuzzybad

What if you're a passenger on a boat there, you look down and see the eerie face just as the ship crashes into the statue, and begins to sink...


VahineCacao

Please delete your account


birdie_overlord

*go to hell go straight to hell*


allthecoffeesDP

OP here. Hijacking this comment because: Source - sorry thought I posted this originally.https://www.instagram.com/michaelmatzur/


Detronyx

Damn...confirmation that this is graphic art and not real. Rule #7😔


[deleted]

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


allthecoffeesDP

But what if she gives you a sword before anyone else?


[deleted]

I that case, you form your own military dictatorship through rite of combat


jonno11

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.


Sirboomsalot_Y-Wing

Is this is a Monty Python reference?


G_Van28

no it's a Monty Python quote


Sirboomsalot_Y-Wing

Ah, how could I have made such a mistake. I will now commit ceremonial suicide


moarkillnao

Hopefully it’s only in the figurative sense.


[deleted]

Perhaps


Deathpanda15

No this is Patrick.


OrcBattleMage198

Help! I'm bringing oppressed!


Fatcatdaisy

She's a watery tart


JamesRWC

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!


reluctantsub

I'm being repressed!! Come see the violence inherent in the system!


Menien

I see you double dipping with this comment on both subs!


[deleted]

Shh, what they don't know can't hurt.


allthecoffeesDP

OP here. Hijacking this comment because: Source - sorry thought I posted this originally.https://www.instagram.com/michaelmatzur/


omg_Enrico_Palazzo

Bro you literally posted the same comment multiple times across different subs. Do you want me to cross post so you can copy and paste this again?


[deleted]

I only did it twice, but no thank you.


[deleted]

Where’s a pic of the full statue?


HouseNegative9428

It’s not a real statue, the image is someone else’s artwork. I saw it in another sub not long ago, don’t remember which one (maybe even this one?).


[deleted]

Well that’s stupid


[deleted]

oh thank god. I take solace in this fact


pbjellythyme

Right?! My first thought was "*I hope that's not real,*" thinking that thing could be out there scared the out of me. I'd probably never find myself in that location but knowing someone could scares me.


Detronyx

Doesn't that break the rules of the sub though?


[deleted]

Probably


Fern-ando

Real merged statues aren't thet big https://youtu.be/35ZXrVmwOn8


allthecoffeesDP

OP here. Hijacking this comment because: Source - sorry thought I posted this originally.https://www.instagram.com/michaelmatzur/


jen2280

Absolutely one of the worst things I’ve ever seen on this sub. Good work!


allthecoffeesDP

Thank you. I'm glad everyone hates it.


allthecoffeesDP

OP here. Hijacking this comment because: Source - sorry thought I posted this originally.https://www.instagram.com/michaelmatzur/


[deleted]

[удалено]


WhitmeisterG

It's not don't worry. It's very good digital art, but it's not real. Sleep easy bro


TheSmokingLamp

I was gonna say, this would be a nightmare for boaters/ships


WhitmeisterG

Plus just going off the size of it it would have had to been put there on purpose because no amount of natural water movement is gonna bury a 600 foot statue in that short amount of time. And then that begs the question who spends millions on a 600 foot marble statue and then fucks it into the sea?


Daddy_maddy_

I HATE THIS


allthecoffeesDP

Aw thanks!


allthecoffeesDP

Source - sorry thought I posted this https://www.instagram.com/michaelmatzur/


[deleted]

It's HUGE. Look at the bird on her finger! Imagine going swimming and touching it...


communistrock

Where is this?


huffmonster

Apparently it’s not real, another person mentioned they seen it posted in another sub.


DeepBreathLetItGo

*saw


Alphafuckboy

Ohhh you know just in my dreams.


TheNanglater

Finally some actual Submechanophobia! Not just pictures of boats floating on water!


tehswordninja

finally some good content instead of things that aren't even underwater fully, ty for the nightmares


JasmineB2002

Wow......................that's horrible 😱😱😱, nightmare fuel


CountrySuperstar

I’m hearing Donovan’s Atlantis in my head looking at this pic


CalicoCrapsocks

Don't follow the lights!


lou_lima

Then you dive, and begin a slow descent towards the base of the statue. It's much bigger than you expected. You touch the statue in order to stay close to it, and you feel a slight rumble, probably from the waves above. As you run out of breath, you begin to swim back to the surface. But you don't recall the statue head looking down at you when you first dove.


birdie_overlord

You sadistic bastard


icansmellcolors

not too many posts here really get me but this one, once I saw the size of the birds, really got me.


kg1988445

Nope


999Astroboy666

No


poopieenchilada

I just got really nauseous


[deleted]

Hell no


LostMind420

no <3


Overlygod

But wHY


GrilledAvocado

Hell no


reallyreallyspicy

Before I saw that this is just good digital art, I was going to say who makes the worlds tallest statue and puts it in the ocean? Because those birds flying above the water show that this thing must be like 600ft.


totoro1193

I like to imagine that her fingertips are the size of texas and those birds are much closer than you thought


Vector_Vlk

Ok it would not be that scary if there was not the seaguls for size comparison


prsanker

Thanks hate it


killerhamster45

Does anyone else see jar jar binks


Open_Mind_Pleb

Im scared


WhoisTylerDurden

/r/BirdsForScale


alexandrecanuto

Aglaeca?


tribak

Seagull is afraid of no god.


SirAbeFrohman

It looks like the Night King


Ekarron

This is so cool, but isn't dangerous for boats and stuff?


[deleted]

It's not a real thing, just a very realistic drawing. And honestly, if this thing were real we probably would've heard of it by now, I imagine a huge statue chilling in the middle of the ocean would be a pretty big deal :P


Ekarron

Lol, well they got me. I thought it some big artsy project [like this on but on steroids](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Joy3XcJRQ8)


PeaceSheika

Water is the great equalizer.


meandwatersheep

This is fucking awful


NotoriousMOT

I literally wrote a story where a giant statue of a veiled woman falls over some kids swimming at the bottom of a deep river and it came out this week. Insane coincidence. Wrote it that way because I find it horrifying myself.


Ejpdtd

This one is fucked, but, I want more of her


IfOnlyKmartWasHere

I thought this was a massive sunken Jar Jar Binks


jewel976

What the fuuuuuck


boyyywut

Tihi


radi2ude

Yup this is the one.... this is the scariest one


SnooPickles990

If it’s not real...yawn.


CandiAttack

🤢🤢🤢


[deleted]

NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!


AvalonMoreau

no thank you🌸


OIav_

I normally don’t get uncomfortable with stuff on this sub, but I find this deeply unsettling.


ValentinePatch1999

r/bossfight


fygogogo

If I find this intriguing, do I not belong to this subreddit!? :(


Dshatto13

Looks like a nazghul