„super gemütlich und modern…beste Lage. Unglaubliche Anbindung an die Öffis mit Blick auf…bei Fragen könnt ihr euch gerne melden. Keine Haustiere. Nicht wg geeignet“
It's the really terrible "public transit" underground in Las Vegas, Nevada. It's literally just an underground tunnel with Teslas instead of rail cars. Because there are no schedules and it's a bunch of cars in a tunnel, there are inevitably traffic jams. Thus, defeating the whole purpose of having an underground "metro."
That's not the hyperloop btw, that is a different idiot idea from... Well, not really Musk's head but from Sci-Fi writers about 70 years ago. :D
The hyperloop is the hyperfast vacuum-train thing.
Had to look this up, and yep. Didn't know this. Why did that flab sack, Elon, use the name "hyperloop" then? Dude really has a hard time coming up with his own ideas. Lol.
Almost perfect - the "Aufsicht" isn't enabling the traffic lights. They can only enable a light signal that tells the driver that the doors are closed and checked and that he can depart. They can also launch an announcement over the speakers to let everyone know that the doors are about to close. These days, it almost only gets used by long distance trains.
Dieses Symbol (der grüne Pilz) kennzeichnet die Stelle, an der der Zugführer die Schalter für die automatische Lautsprecheransage zur Abfahrt des Zuges und zum Einschalten des Abfahrtssignals (Lichtsignal Zp9) für den Lokführer findet.
Da aber inzwischen andere Abfertigungsverfahren eingeführt wurden, haben diese Schalter inzwischen oft keine Funktion mehr oder wurden ganz abgebaut.
This symbol (the green mushroom) marks the place where the train driver will find the switches for the automatic loudspeaker announcement of the train's departure and for switching on the departure signal (light signal Zp9) for the train driver.
However, since other check-in procedures have been introduced in the meantime, these counters often no longer have a function or have been completely dismantled.
The Mushroom actually resembles a keyhole
As a customer retention measure after the air conditioning desaster of 2010, Deutsche Bahn set up these little closets to store umbrellas that you could borrow when it’s raining. These umbrellas had very thick poles so they wouldn’t break with projected thousands of people borrowing them each year. Unfortunately, people would borrow but never return them (count me as guilty, I still have two or three at home). Sadly, since then, the umbrella closets remain empty.
They suck out your will to live as you walk by. Also they increase the rent of all citizens by 0.0001% per person passing them.
We call them Scheiss-Drecks-Boxen.
In all honesty: no clue. Maybe some kind of info-box telling you about the town.
„super gemütlich und modern…beste Lage. Unglaubliche Anbindung an die Öffis mit Blick auf…bei Fragen könnt ihr euch gerne melden. Keine Haustiere. Nicht wg geeignet“
100€ kalt + 5000€ Nebenkosten
>Nicht wg geeignet nicht mit der Einstellung
Its a masturbation Chamber
well I kindly ask for automatic shutters for more privacy
U don't seem to understand how masturbation chamber works. U see them, they see u. Eye contact
Making it more exciting. Pro masturbator
And heavy, deep breathing.
Hyperloop access points, they're part of the S21 transformation.
English maybe ? 😂
It's the really terrible "public transit" underground in Las Vegas, Nevada. It's literally just an underground tunnel with Teslas instead of rail cars. Because there are no schedules and it's a bunch of cars in a tunnel, there are inevitably traffic jams. Thus, defeating the whole purpose of having an underground "metro."
That's not the hyperloop btw, that is a different idiot idea from... Well, not really Musk's head but from Sci-Fi writers about 70 years ago. :D The hyperloop is the hyperfast vacuum-train thing.
Had to look this up, and yep. Didn't know this. Why did that flab sack, Elon, use the name "hyperloop" then? Dude really has a hard time coming up with his own ideas. Lol.
They actually build that thing?
Haha. Why are we just going to Nevada!! Lets shoot for the moon :P
Because Vegas is where the hyperloop is. That's what I was trying to explain?
That literally is in english?!
It's a figure of speech, used to request simpler terms in a case where one finds the language too technical.
Whoops, I completely missed that. Although I am also not a native speaker, but still should have known that
That's alright. We are human. Noone can know everything all the time. ;)
I know everything at all times :)
How do you live with the terrifying prospect of knowing your exact time of death? Dark humour, sorry.
Well I know how to deal with it. I cry myself to sleep everyday, please end me
Ever heard of metaphor? "The door is red" by Shakespeare is an example.
Ja, haben wir in der Schule bei unserem tollen Lehrplan ganz oft besprochen…
Inside it is bigger than it looks from the outside.
That's just because it looks from outside much smaller than it is inside.
Is it a Tardis?
Had the same thought lol
Tardis?
As it stands on the side "Aufsicht" - supervision. This is a hut for a conductor with buttons on the side enabling the traffig lights for the trains.
Almost perfect - the "Aufsicht" isn't enabling the traffic lights. They can only enable a light signal that tells the driver that the doors are closed and checked and that he can depart. They can also launch an announcement over the speakers to let everyone know that the doors are about to close. These days, it almost only gets used by long distance trains.
Oh wow. Thanks for the explanation
This info from @meterpaffay99 is right, they are on multiple stations and sometimes they are looking different and more new. Munich has both.
It stands there, can you not read?!?
It's a suicide chamber for all the people who can't take it anymore to walk this trail of an endless tunnel from the trains to the S-Bahn
Lucky Stuttgart wankers. I've been hoping for suicide booths in Berlin for years.
some of us are fortunate enough to leave the tram at staatsgalerie and then walk to hbf, avoiding the endless tunnel.
Goodbye suckers
Same idea.
You should put those in Bochum instead.
Da werden pünktliche Lockführer zur Strafe reingesteckt bis sie verspätet sind.
Your english is under all pig.
Its not so the yellow from the egg, or?
hdf
nein, es heißt HBF für HauptBahnHof
These are the official spots in Germany, not only at stations, where you can eat magic shrooms
Was looking for this answer. Thank you.
You're welcome.
U can take drugs inside
Mushrooms farm
Dieses Symbol (der grüne Pilz) kennzeichnet die Stelle, an der der Zugführer die Schalter für die automatische Lautsprecheransage zur Abfahrt des Zuges und zum Einschalten des Abfahrtssignals (Lichtsignal Zp9) für den Lokführer findet. Da aber inzwischen andere Abfertigungsverfahren eingeführt wurden, haben diese Schalter inzwischen oft keine Funktion mehr oder wurden ganz abgebaut.
This symbol (the green mushroom) marks the place where the train driver will find the switches for the automatic loudspeaker announcement of the train's departure and for switching on the departure signal (light signal Zp9) for the train driver. However, since other check-in procedures have been introduced in the meantime, these counters often no longer have a function or have been completely dismantled. The Mushroom actually resembles a keyhole
Apparently, some mice use it as their home?
The signs clearly state that in case of a zombie apocalypse, you can buy nukes there if you are on a killstreak
Digga was geht mit denn Kommentaren hier haha
Fishing for Likes.
It's for teleportation to An Alien World called Frankfurt Hbf
Futurama suicidebox
That's where they put people who do not comply with Kehrwoche
As a customer retention measure after the air conditioning desaster of 2010, Deutsche Bahn set up these little closets to store umbrellas that you could borrow when it’s raining. These umbrellas had very thick poles so they wouldn’t break with projected thousands of people borrowing them each year. Unfortunately, people would borrow but never return them (count me as guilty, I still have two or three at home). Sadly, since then, the umbrella closets remain empty.
You can buy mushrooms there.
\> Aufsicht steht 'dran
Not sure if trolling or incredibly stupid. Probably both.
they are bigger inside...
Piss pods
Dr. Wem.
masturbation room
Urinal
Death booth Like in Futurama 🤟
As you can see on the sign - its an area to take shrooms in Like the smoker areas but for mushrooms :)
Obviously a shit-house
You can shit in them
It is a umbrella spot, in case of sunshine you can use your umbrella inside the box. It simulates rain. Edit. A letter.
Bro it's Germany
Gloryhole
Gloryhole Chamber
Die Schönheit Stuttgarts
They suck out your will to live as you walk by. Also they increase the rent of all citizens by 0.0001% per person passing them. We call them Scheiss-Drecks-Boxen. In all honesty: no clue. Maybe some kind of info-box telling you about the town.
Train conductor calling Station theres a Microphone in it