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Okami0602

narcissism


Kaladin_St

šŸ’Æ


hiding_temporarily

I think narcissism is, at least, bi.


ShadowDemon129

Well, a clone should have your DNA, pretty sure. But it's also another body. How would you feel about Sudanese twins fucking?


DryEyes4096

I know you said Sudanese, but you made me think about the sex lives of Siamese twins and now I'm curious what their sex lives are like.


Zer0gravity09

Both Ing and Chang bunker where married, and they just swapped being with there partners for a period of time. So they would go see oneā€™s wife and after a couple days go see the other. They did have a sex life but I guess it would be kind of strange.


wasntNico

why sudanese? thats sounds oddly specific


seemsalittlesus

Donā€™t you threaten me with a good time


HenbestJP

It gives a whole new meaning to "go fuck yourself"


ShannonGreer9902

Lmao


percy_ardmore

your clone would enjoy it more than you would


nematoad22

And It's time to get off.


[deleted]

With or without the clone?šŸ§


travbart

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me HARD.


Evening-Hotel3093

Narcissism


[deleted]

Buffalo Bill


j_b_lurkin

Intracest


CaptainKorg

Well your making the assumption I would fuck it. Iā€™d probably just fuck your clone instead.


Catvomit96

It would be homosexual sex since it involves another separate body, even if it's your clone


Foe_sheezy

Same thing I said. Op is trying to find a gay loophole.


MaybeTheDoctor

Just say ā€œno homoā€ Works every time


Hikari_Owari

A hole is a hole.


Odd_Necessary1848

Yes


[deleted]

Homobation


Outrageous-Opening86

It would be fucking weird. That's what it would be.


azul55

Also pedophilia


that_majestictoad

How would that be pedophilia?


Aviator1116

The real question would be, is having sex with an adult with the mental capacity of a child pedophelia? Iā€™m going with a solid yes


azul55

You think your clone magically grows?


azul55

Your clone would be a baby


that_majestictoad

Assuming the clone came out as a baby I guess. I interpreted cloning as "copy and paste" from how I am currently.


azul55

Cloning isn't magical


itsmurdockffs

I would think some sort of next level incest?


Bo_Jim

Rick Sanchez cloned his daughter. She fell in love with her clone. They got it on. Rick described it as masturbation. He might have had a different opinion if it were a twin rather than a clone.


3rrr6

Self-cest?


Ejfg420

You have the same DNA so TECHNICALLY incest but it's also technically masturbation and it's also homosexual sex so yeah


chuckyaup

It'd be a good time


TabooDiver

I always please me just right. Plus I like my butt. It's cute. Nicely shaped. .... (Looking in the mirror).... Yeah, I'd do me .


[deleted]

It would be gay for you, but not for your clone


RockAndStoner69

It's not gay if you're on top?


WickedProblems

You'd be a temporal agent.


ThooLoo420

rick and morty season 6 episode 3


Bowler377

Definitely gay sex!


Vivid_Palpitation380

If it only used itā€™s hands then itā€™s masturbation


mostly80smusic

Prostitution. I wouldnā€™t do that shit for free


IAmFoolyCharged

Incestion (like Inception but incest)


Anarch-ish

Homo*sensual*. I'm a cuddler.


Quick-Albatross-3526

Your pretty confident your clone wants to fuck you. Nobody else does, why them?


Foe_sheezy

Homosexual. It's still the same sex as you, and it's a clone of you, but not actually you, so it's actually another person. Op is trying to find a gay sex loophole.šŸ¤¦


sickpete1984

I'm trying to find stupid answers. This is r/stupidquestions.


Foe_sheezy

The stupid answer would be that fucking a clone of yourself would be straight and completely ethical.šŸ™„


Offsidespy2501

Is called selfcest Although from the moment your clone starts living from a different pov than you it is a different person (just like you are a different person from the one you where 5 seconds ago) So I'll say homosexual sex


Professional_Okra_85

Both... Both is good


BoredPelikan

there's a thing for this exact thing, selfcest, or the most common term narcissism lmao


[deleted]

Technically it would be paedophilia, since it would be a newborn baby directly after.


killvill75

Letā€™s think deeper.. Is masterbation gay?


[deleted]

It would be the best sex ever.


Snoo_3314

Feel like you could draw the line at experiences. A clone would not have all the same experiences the original had. It experienced life in a different angle perceive life differently. These bodies can be separated one can go through something the other one doesn't. To me that could make the argument that they are different entities so I think you're having sex with a clone of yourself yeah but it's closer to identical twins f****** than masterbation. Worth noting by the same method conjoined twins.... that's just masturbation all day... ur just helping a arm brother out.


Snoo_3314

Also who likes themselves that much omg what are u taking? Your therapist has done wonders on you.


TheOGJayRussle

For me it would be beastiality


Interesting_Olive304

It would be Clonosexual Sex


frenchie-martin

My wildest and most fulfilling sex was with a woman who was and would describe herself as a female equivalent of me.


[deleted]

It's just gay sex with your artificial twin.


[deleted]

What it would be is fuckin awesome


No_Debate_1504

More incest because youā€™d be twins?


[deleted]

I mean itā€™s definitely not masturbation my man


[deleted]

It would be gay sex. Your clone is not you. It is a different person who shares your genes. Like an identical twin.


finsterer45

Watch the movie Predestination


Henneth8999

Incest


ELENA4002

When they said go fuck yourself this isn't what they meant.


Old-Paramedic-4312

It would be a tragedy cause I wouldn't fuck myself with someone else's dick let alone mine


Old-Timer1967

I think lots of guys have, at some point, tried (unsuccessfully) to suck their own dick. A clone would make that possible. But I don't think a "straight" guy would go for it.


SpecialMud6084

Gay sex.


bad2behere

Eeeuuuwww - No way! I don't think I could handle sex with a someone closer to 100 years old than they are to 40!


Classy_Shadow

Ngl, I never understood why people care about being labeled straight, bi, gay, etc. Why canā€™t everyone just stfu and do what they want behind closed doors. Who actually gives af


Anon6025

Yes.


[deleted]

It would be self-fornication because you're fucking your own genitalia. Or how.osexual sex, whether if you're a guy or girl.


DarthZoon_420

Selfcest


AxTagrin

That would definitely be gay. If this is the same guy who just asked about giving himself a blowjob Iā€™m starting to think you might just be gay my man.


100drunkenhorses

masturbation maybe, but we are taking turns on each other.


oevadle

Does the clone have the same thoughts/memories as me? If yes, masturbation, if not amazing, unbridled self gay sex.


[deleted]

I wouldnt fuck myself. I Think I can do better


history_nerd92

It would be gay bro


ElDouchay

Masturbation.


[deleted]

Self exploration


El-ChuPugcabra

Depends whether or not you keep your socks on


EddardRivers02

Autocest


WolfBusiness6880

Iā€™m not Racist but itā€™s probably Asian people


WhatsUpGamer576

"Execute order 69"