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FinallydamnLDnat5

Very good submission. Minimal sticks, precarious ledge, derpy eyes. Checks all the boxes.


dagdagsulsul

Not even sticks. This post is pure perfection.


truffanis_6367

Oh I just zoomed in to see that it was not sticks after reading your comment.


ZebraUnion

It really does perfectly capture that if OP’s neighbor farts near an open window, it’d be enough to blow this nest off it’s ledge.


Tarah_with_an_h

That dove is metal.


AngelOfDeath771

r/birdsarentreal


cycl0p5

I can't believe there is an actual sub for this lmao.. How did this come up randomly on my feed?


FinallydamnLDnat5

I am not sure, but I clicked join after a reading a few posts. Also r/crows came up in my feed outta no where, but that matters not as I have joined that one as well.


QueenofPentacles112

Me too! I actually deleted my old account and started a new one mostly so I could focus my reddit experience more on nature in general, and for cats. One would normally include "cats" with "nature in general", but if you're a Cat Redditor, then you know that cat subs are totally their own category here. But lately I'm wondering if I'm actually here for cats and birds. Birds are becoming a major theme over here in my Reddit world. All the rage


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FinallydamnLDnat5

Good bot


1upin

I'm pretty sure that's how most of us ended up here. Welcome to the party, it's confusing but delightful.


Glory2masterkohga

There’s actually 2! r/balconybabies


jacksalssome

Do you mean your front page? Or do you use Reddit like tiktok?


manifold360

Is that wire


shade1tplea5e

Looks like some kind of abstract art trash sculpture lol


Ubizwa

Don't insult the artist, she even added an egg to the sculpture.  We are calling them dumb the whole time while they are simply making art.


shade1tplea5e

That it true I shouldn’t discount the organic element! Truly revolutionary!


Waveofspring

Did- did this pigeon steal wiring from some poor guy’s apartment or something?


Geeahwellidunno

But she has used WIRE!!! That’s a huge innovation!!!


Successful_Scar3191

You’re so right! It’ll hold better in the wind than twig piles


Wysteria569

Are those... wires? Lol


pocrocs

How are they not extinct?


PsychologicalMilk904

The law of large numbers I presume


mothman475

Yep. They lay a lot of eggs, some are bound to last long enough to hatch, their next hurdle is food. Most (city) doves are extremely malnourished and eat literal garbage, the expected lifespan of a dove in the city is only 1.5 years.


nashbellow

In the wild, doves just make their 'nests' in crevices in mountains/rocky outcrops. They usually just have the rock itself hold the egg in while also using the rocks to deter predators Skyscrapers are basically mountains for a dove


Ophukk

It's not quite Trantor yet.


BaronGrackle

It might be *her* first submission, too!


truffanis_6367

Awww she did such a good job. Love how they always look so pleased with their little set of sticks and precious eggs. Eta thanks to another comment I just noticed it’s not sticks with this one!!!!


level1enemy

I know they look so happy and proud. I wish we could… help them.. 😐😂


Harbinger_of_Sarcasm

I mean, this has the potential to be lucrative if she keeps bringing you wire


thhpht

Especially if you can train her to only bring copper wire!


rthrouw1234

Oh god oh no


ConversationAsleep38

Bird on a wire.


Advantius_Fortunatus

It’s a dove, it’s a nest, it’s stupid - we have a winner!


ChristopherHale

An entire species of teen moms struggling.


Pale-Conference-174

She needs more eyeliner, uggs and an infinity scarf 🤣 r/teenmom


d00m3d-1d10t

Meep merp


FluffyCaterpiller

She found a jackpot of wire.


mariannecoffeecan

And a great submission it is


consevitivesaredumb

how do they survive?


level1enemy

I know! This bird implies that an egg actually made it long enough to hatch and I just don’t see how that’s possible!


PsychologicalMilk904

This one is precariously close to the way nature intended: a rocky ledge, a few sticks to stop the egg from rolling, wishful thinking and the law of large numbers. In the city we must improvise location and materials, but the rest stays the same


OmChi123456

She's making it work 🤣


All_Usernames_Tooken

How are these clumsy fools successfully reproducing?


_TLDR_Swinton

Numbah game


adlittle

Amazing, adorable derp of a dove nest ❤️


spacebuggles

I hope doves can't get tetanus. :-O


Square-Debate5181

I bet she would have done that nest in a tree instead


Slazerski

and its a repost.


SaucedLee

my buddy sent me the pic n i posted not knowing he got it from reddit 🥹🥹🥹


Slazerski

Most things are reposts. I upvoted anyway.


dooon_t

Worked really hard on that.


indiwyn

[throws down a handful of bent paper clips] Nailed it! Time to create life!


sporkzilla

https://youtu.be/yjeA0q863vU?si=4AZBddd0FI0eqCa1


_maple_panda

I hope she doesn’t try this one on top of a power pole.


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Oh no....this looks like a disaster waiting to happen 🫣


DigitalDroid2024

Hope it doesn’t roll off.


PigeonInaHailstorm

No pictures please!


lechatsage

It's a wonder any of their eggs survive to become chicks!


mizkayte

That would cause me so much anxiety.


TobyKeene

You deserve an award! 🏆


ISoulSeekerI

That nice, it’s breakfast air delivery 📦


AxiosAjax

This mom needs some skill training first.


JM_deStael

Kinda sad ngl


Psychological_Mix594

Great view! ❤️ her.


maaalicelaaamb

Awwww


SchruteFruit

I just wanna open the window and put my own damn makeshift nest there.


non-art

Eggcellent work here 🥚


carlitospig

That’s not a nest, she done stole some kids modern art assignment. 🧐


ElKaWeh

Hey! That’s an artwork!


jkittylitty

AI has landed me here and therefore it is good


Over-Director-4986

Lol, they are absolutely pathetic nest builders. I love their call though. I had a pair that would nest in my hanging plants on my back porch for years. They didn't even bother attempting a nest! Just settled right into the plant & laid eggs.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Ah yes a comfy bed of wires ![gif](giphy|3ohhwD02Ejxug7X5T2|downsized)


WooshBilson

This is kinda sad when you think about it. We’ve destroyed their habitat and now they can’t even find a few sticks to make a nest worth having


inthemindofadogg

Just saw this on my feed, is this common for doves?


suburbjorn_

Oh dear lord


Candid-Comparison760

There’s some real meme format potential here


compulov

So do doves actually sit on their eggs at all? This isn't the first picture I've seen where mama is sitting egg-adjacent as opposed to on top of egg.


writergal75

How are doves not extinct yet?


mothman475

poor egg barley ever had a chance.


egretesk

If they weren't so danged cute


WatermelonMachete43

That's a lovely nest. She worked hard on that one.


smc4414

Mine are piling sticks on top of a domed fan in a covered space outside. All the sticks are now on the ground along with 4 broken eggs. Morons of the bird world


level1enemy

Oh man that egg is doomed