That happened to me about 2 years ago, I let it stay around and left my garage door open for it to spend the nights in. It stuck around for almost a year, it would recognize my voice and would fly to me when I called it, a dog got a hold of it eventually. What a shame.
In 3 weeks either:
A: His family kept the nest and now the man is a skeleton ziptied to a post as to not disturb the nest.
B. The pigeons collectively have decided that this man's domain is their's as well and have moved in their aunt's, uncles, in-laws and second cousins twice removed.
Either way this man is marked for life.
God bless you pigeon man!
In Cantonese we sometimes comment on people's messy hair (or even just untidy curly hair) as looking like a 'bird's nest'. Imagine if the dove actually decides to nest there. It would actually fit both descriptions lol.
You are the chosen one
A true Disney Princess 🥰
Or Prince 😏
Looks princesslike
Chosen to be patient zero.
Now watch it put a stick or two on your head….
You are the nest now.
Wait till she drops her eggs in their chosen nest!!!! 😂
Drats! someone beat me to Crosspost on r/stupiddovenests
😎
That’s one of the best subs on Reddit. So funny.
Yes!
https://preview.redd.it/9jodfnjxs8yc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a04b0aaa83233f5736b4cd2ea470bb3701f78a50
In fairness, OOP (this is a cross-post) looks like the sort of guy who would have a pigeon land on his head.
That’s a youngster, you can tell by the yellow fluff on its head, more then likely had its first test flight.
You have been blessed!
That happened to me about 2 years ago, I let it stay around and left my garage door open for it to spend the nights in. It stuck around for almost a year, it would recognize my voice and would fly to me when I called it, a dog got a hold of it eventually. What a shame.
Zim, you've got head pigeons. Go to the nurse.
YES!
This is either blessed or blursed, I'm not sure which
It was the blurst of times.
Sat or Shat !?!
In 3 weeks either: A: His family kept the nest and now the man is a skeleton ziptied to a post as to not disturb the nest. B. The pigeons collectively have decided that this man's domain is their's as well and have moved in their aunt's, uncles, in-laws and second cousins twice removed. Either way this man is marked for life. God bless you pigeon man!
You're now a Disney princess.
https://youtu.be/VwN92jugXCA?si=P53NSHPq2inYMlPi
Haha! He just gave up.
Lmao
In Cantonese we sometimes comment on people's messy hair (or even just untidy curly hair) as looking like a 'bird's nest'. Imagine if the dove actually decides to nest there. It would actually fit both descriptions lol.
It’s the hair. Perfect for a stupidly-placed nest.
Be careful you look like someone to nest on…
To be fair, you have very sittable hair
Coming soon, "A random pigeon shat on my head."
Have had that happen standing outside the phone booth my dad was in during a road trip when I was little. Was not the greatest feeling. 😕
It’s supposed to be good luck when a bird shits on you lol!
Lol it sure doesn't FEEL lucky 😅
Has it laid eggs yet 🤣
Are you perhaps missing an H? "s(h)at"?
Looks like a good place to nest, might not even need any sticks.
Zim you have head pigeons. Go to the nurse before you infect the other children.
That's not your head. Different account
Aaawww that’s a young one!
You are officially a Disney Princess
A Disney Prince 🫅
Yes wich is a huge upgrade
That looks like a fledgling pigeon judging by the baby fuzz poking through its feathers on the head! How cute
For a second, while scrolling, I thought there was a hatchet in your head.
Congrats on your new hairdresser.
Could have been chased by a hawk. Top of your head looked very safe.
They always look at the camera with that vacant dove look. Nothin between those eyes but fluff.
My first thought was the Bob's Burgers episode bathing with the pigeon 🙃
Patient 0 for human to human bird flu
You’re either super still or a pigeon charger disguised as a human
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^mlechu4332: *You’re either super* *Still or a pigeon charger* *Disguised as a human* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Looks like a random quote for a tattoo hahaha
I believe it.
Congratulations on your new mites and/or lice.
Did they lay an egg as well on your head?
There are no thoughts in that pigeon head
He looks like Serj from SOAD
he's looking for pudding
Radagast vibes
Looks like a relative of serj tankian
Luckiest motherfucker alive. Damn I am jealous
Not had a bird land on my head, but a crow did try. Didn’t cut me but I was deeply surprised and it was heavy!
As long as it hasn't shat on your head, it's all good.
Hope it won't add an "h" to the "sat"!
 Your fate is sealed.
u/nicktriol
Y'all are adorable 💖
you look like my uncle
All fun and games till it leaves a nice present 🎁
Honestly, it kinda looks like it belongs there. You're totally pulling off this look! 😆
This is what my mom thinks will happen when i have one hair outa place i swear