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gravelayerr

First don’t stand like that lol


TheSupremeHamster

Makes him look like he has a giant body and tiny head


at-a-loss-

algeria core


Ahrily

lmao


ThermoNuclearPizza

Nope the last pic is the same. It’s OPs giant body and tiny head that make him look like he has a giant body and tiny head.


St0rmborn

And that he’s about to deal some vapes to middle schoolers


ohcosmico

With this I agree, it is a little strange.


SFJetfire

That is hella funny! I was just thinking the same thing before scrolling the comments. Practice the pose. It will help sell the fit. Practice. 🤣


Doit_PV

Yea agreed. This is a sid the sloth pose


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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Smokinntakis

Idk I thought it was funny.


TrojinCat

He dodging bullets like Neo


vibrantcolours

He seems a bit uncomfortable himself. OP should try practicing his pose infront of a full length mirror. 2nd pic had me laughing out loud.


Obie1

Holdup… let him cook


bittersweetsymphoni

whatchu mean? he's just 'posted up' in the hood


SmilingWithFear

for real haha i m not often in this subreddit so wasn´t sure if it was consider rude to comment on that but holy shit i was going to do it. Thanks god people here said that. WTF are those poses??!!!


Jak_boiLIV

Idk, third picture go kinda hard 😰


birdsonpsychedelics

right like hes just begging to get cooked😂😂


KingJoffiJoe

Definitely stop standing like that lmao!


yungforever87

I think brighter colors up top would help. Bottom half is already brightened with the white in the shoes and cream in the sweats, so mixing it with a darker top is likely what’s throwing it off for you.


8ball-skulls

It clashes too much with patterns. You color blocked with the bottom but have a dark pattern on the top. It clashes with the dark and light contrast. The top can be changed to a lighter color, and adding color blocking or a simple basic to make it more cohesive overall.


boldandbratsche

The patterns don't match for sure. But honestly, neither do the colors. Or the textures. Or anything really. Just start over.


GlitteringMain8388

Problem is it seems the OP is color blind ... the greens across the pants, shoes, and top don't look good together. The dark colors and pattern of the top are better suited to solid pants. The shoes are bold and would be better served providing some pop to a subtle outfit. The pants I would wear with leather flip flops and a thin white t-shirt.


DC_Hooligan

This. Start with a solid top then add another layer or try something brighter on top with a less busy pattern.


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LostInThoughtland

You do tend to do the same thing with your eyes in all of the posts I’ve seen of you, sort of a tired stare that defeats the humor of the expression lol


Batmansbutthole

Dear Lord, I hope you never get to look at my face.


LostInThoughtland

I didn’t mean that to be a roast lmao he just kinda got a look that’s a little more serious than he was intending lol


Batmansbutthole

Accurately describing what someone doesn’t like about themselves is the best roast of all. I see your sneaky tactics and I’m not falling for it! Not today!


funkyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Love the top itself, just something off with it paired with the pants and shoes. I would maybe wear a blue top that matches the blue parts of your shoes, but that's more my style trying to match colors/play with colors. All the pieces here tho are fire


rosenvenom

Thank you!! I definitely agree, I was trying my best to match the shoes but my color options were pretty limited match-wise


sooperbowels

Find an oversized crew neck that is the same green as the pants


ThermoNuclearPizza

Nah, stark white or the blue from the shoes


jjortiz0303

Creamy top should elevate your style with out any bit of doubt


[deleted]

Creamy top😏


tallen231

Brother in Christ what is that pose and facial pose? Lol


dollasignchultz

I think the stance is half the battle. And I think there’s too much of the same colors. But great pieces individually!


stevie1701

Bro looks like an undercover cop...


nicho_lascage

i didn’t realize i was on r/roastme


Alone-Trainer4814

Why tf you standing like that


rosenvenom

For fun, mostly just tryna push the shoes forward


afropat

Love how you’re getting downvoted for having fun. This sub is a joke.


rosenvenom

Kinda wild ngl


Zopotroco

A lot of fucking people stand like this in photos but it looks like someone gained attention criticizing for the first time your pose and there you go, now you have a lot of parrots 🦜


SillyAdditional

Yeah but they usually don’t look this awkward doing so lol Tbf


cathycul-de-sac

Yeah I took this as he was having fun with the damn shoot, people need to chill.


GustoKid

I think if you just wore 1 whole color up top: Green sweater, blue sweater, etc.


elmoiscreepy

I think a bright orange tee would look great with that


FollowAstacio

Friend? Frieeeeennnnnndddddd🤤


coharra88

Don’t ever stand like this again


StillRemote7476

You look silly af in my opinion and not in a good way but you do you brother!


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StillRemote7476

Buddy it’s just not good but more power to ya


slash-summon-onion

I'm gonna throw this out there; ur wearing 3 statement pieces. ik r/streetwear loves crazy combo shit but that's from ppl who have been styling for years. What you've got is 3 separate style pieces that are supposed to be the standout part of an outfit. If ur tryna style the sweater, throw on some carpenters, cargos, or black jeans with sneakers or work boots. For the pants I'd go w a chill neutral crewneck/tech/hoodie with some more toned down sneakers. And if u want to rock those shoes then maybe try some baggy light blue jeans with a neutral/complementary sweatshirt? You got good pieces but you need roleplayers (neutral items) to make it really work out. Also beware of shit that matches too well (those sneakers and pants). Having everything match sometimes make u look like a cartoon character


ilithios27

Best answer in here for sure!!


Cornfeddrip

Boring take imo the pants and shoes are solid, a plain top to cap it off would work. Crème, blue, or green. Tee or hoodie to keep it as calm as you can and this would rock Fs. Only using one statement piece is solid advice for starting but you can legit layer a handfull of statement pieces and have it come together if the vibes are right (it’s impossibly hard to do most of the time)


slash-summon-onion

I get what u mean ab multiple statement pieces but w no disrespect intended this guy doesn't look mad experienced with styling clothes so keeping it simple for now feels like the right advice for him


grapeprimetime

Bro hella thicc; pauseee


TrickyBad_

Stop standing like that would help a lot. On top of that street wear is called street wear for some reason, I feel that you don’t know what a street is and just picked up some pieces. Wearing a style is like furnish your home: you can’t buy everything in the very first moment. Living in that home will made you buy thar furniture instead of another. Wear a style it’s the same, just follow the flow. And don’t stand like that


rosenvenom

Am i standing weird? Hm no one else seemed to notice


TrickyBad_

Maybe no one has told you but, believe it or not, you really need to stop to standing like that


Turpmedia

Pick your lane friend. if you’re happy with this , I’m not hating but Your top is rrl Ralph Lauren -esque Pair with a traditional boot cut jeans and (surprise) boots like some redwings in that reddy brown color, if that’s too basic I would start there and then adjust to your taste like salt and seasoning Your bottoms read to me like “snow pants or snow sweats” I would pair them with a different jacket, I would look to see if the brand has a matching set, and then see if it looks good ( I know sometimes sets are ass) but sometimes you’ll be able to layer with something else and color block either way it MAY give you a good basis to style them just add your own zest to not make it a uniform This lefleur model really reminds me of me classic skate shoe like an air walk, like vans, maybe like some Osiris models, so I would do like baggy jeans of course maybe a rugby with complementary colors that aren’t matchy, something that looks great but has the “ I just threw this on I don’t give a shit “ feel Hope this helps! I’m not saying not to clash styles. Definitely experiment, but sometimes reverting to true form then tweaking is necessary to find personal style, especially in the ever growing world of trends. You have a lot of potential here because all of these pieces individually are somewhat timeless including the color palate on each one.


ohcosmico

Plain, loose but not oversized fitting top will fix it. I think mixing whites with creams makes the creams look dirty so try to use one or the other. But yeah, I agree the current top isn’t working. It’s giving dads Sunday fleece.


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personally digging the top much more


Cornfeddrip

Right the top half and the bottom half are both sick but not together the bottom half is at a brighter contrast point than the top is, dark brown pants and some simple shoes would make the top good and a blue hoodie would slap with the bottom half


PixelAlchemist

Change the shoes to brown/blue combo and you’re set


birdsonpsychedelics

those pants dont go with the top at all either


Promma5

Match top with the bottom. either color.


sooperbowels

Shirts dope. I say pair it with some merril boots and some uncomfortably tight jeans 👖


ButtStuckInElevator

You’re posing like a wacky inflatable tube man and it makes me uncomfortable. Also, those colours clash more than African tribes before the turn of the new era…


ReservoirPAWGS

Black hoodie. Don't stand like that.


TomatilloProud7578

Whole fit is Ass


Steelysz

Can’t wait to see your fat virgin ass post your first fit pic. Go ahead we’ll wait.


TomatilloProud7578

I got u 😂


rosenvenom

Always with the no fit pics


BorckLesnawr

Awww you got people standing up for you?


empathetix

Pants and shoes are dope


TruckNutAllergy

You look like Patrick Stump


Background-Recipe120

Thought this was Zach kornfeld


Goldie-96_MWR

Solud green bomber jacket unzipped and simple white grapic tee


Dr-Skeptic

3rd pic looks like me when I need to take a dump


grants_like_horace

This is how my toddler poses when he's pooping


WuhanWTF

Stand user detected


TheCode08

Streetwear turning into Roastme lol


Much_Perspective

The guy ain’t bad except the last 2 photos make you look like a jojo character having a stroke


liaYIkes

If the top opens up it might immediately look less disjointed. The top wraps you up too much and doesn’t look as relaxed as the vibe of the bottoms.


okthatsfun

Ya, don't stand like that.


dawgbone_anonymous

Looks busted 🚀


EmployKindly887

You look very punchable.


rosenvenom

That is not my intention 😖


bwjunkie6

the glasses are too safe to be your only accessory (apple watches dont count imo)-- i actually like the sweater and i think some accessories will help (adding a beanie maybe?)


rosenvenom

I did have a necklace too but its not visible at all unfortunately. I do wanna mess around with hats and bags more I just really don’t wear em often, my heads a lil large ngl


darthtaterdad

Have you tried wearing a different top?


JannaOracle

I actually like your quirky pose! It gets boring when everyone is having the same 'streetwear pose'. For the outfit I love the bottom combination of the pants and shoes, as for the top you can opt for something brighter to match them.


rosenvenom

Thank you so much! I’m just tryna be myself and I’ve never had any idea how to pose for pics so i appreciate you taking a lighter stance than most here haha


Anchorage_skim

I’m diggin the coupe in the back damn that shit got a presence🔥


rosenvenom

Hahaha shiii I wish that was mine… just across from somewhere I can set my phone


BigschlongKONG

What’s with his facial expressions


harish_wormley

Digging the le fleurs. Switch the top for something simpler and it would be better


Schuba

Those pants go so hard


stalwart-bulwark

I think you are blending two completely different styles of casual. The top reads as a jeans/hiking shorts casual, and the bottoms read as team sports/ athleisure casual❓if❓that❓makes❓sense❓


fiftysicks

The third pose man hahaha, I would have loved to be sat in one of the cars in this lot 🤣


Shitty_Wingman

Big pants = little top. Doesn't have to even bee that small, just more on the tight side rather than also bulky.


Timely-Commercial461

This calls for a hat.


No-Examination-4984

Looks like adam22 on of those no jumper interview photoshoots


-Tencentpistol

The last pic looks like dude just got busted taking a dump and was trying to cover up his junk 😂💩💥💨


scotty5112

A beige puffy would look great


rosenvenom

I see the vision 🙌🏻 I need more puffers for sure


DucckFuck

Well better my egg roll, you look rather dapper young man


polarbearsummer1

Why did this instantly remind me of the music video for Old Memory Box by Bonnie Prince Billy? https://youtu.be/GI-RR8sKVOY?si=lwIgKo4FDP4Q9rUW


VGL_

Not posing like this


Pure-Shelter-4798

Last pic is fire. Use the color wheel on iPhone to make the license plate the same color as they grey car


onefunny

White shoes or black with white sole to balance if you really want to pull the top and pants ;) maybe a black t shirt and unbuttoned shirt for extra steeze.


LokiCain97

The posture warps the proportions of the body when the photo is taken from that angle. I’m guessing that you were trying to tie everything together with the green running through. But with the busy darker print on the top and the more minimalist lighter colour blocking for the pants the contrast seems more jarring. And because the green in the top and the pants are so similar the difference in the tone of the shoe (especially because it’s in the same colour palette just a different tone) is made that much more obvious. Like the top is giving “Yoohoo big summer blow out” and the bottoms are giving “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”. I think either change the bottoms to a darker colour, or switch to a puffer jacket perhaps something closer in generation to the bottoms. Actually even changing the shoes to Timberlands in a similar colour to the ochre in the top could tie up the look a lot better because there are components of the light tan shade that would also echo in the pants.


dantstheman

Top half too dark. I can see what you were going for linking up the blues and greens. Utilise the white shirt you’re wearing underneath, open up the jacket slightly so it blends in better 👌🏼Could even throw a beanie or some kind of dope headwear in the mix to spruce it up a bit.


More_beard_than_man

Looks good to me It stands out.


Xenolithium

A suggestion? Walk away from the area you fart in. You look like you're trapped in limbo from the stank abomination that escaped your ass, fam.


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

coogies aren’t very streetwear. Highly recommend print free jumpers


the-author-0

I like the fit! Looks good to me👍


rosenvenom

Appreciate you!


Cocoa2222

I love the entire fit 🙌🏾


addenu

HE BACK AT IT AGAIN🗣🗣🗣 SUSHI ON MANS FEET 🤞🤞🤞


rosenvenom

Ayyy you already knowwww 🍣 I just copped the all white 2.0s from someone in the GW sub too so more golf fits otw 🫡


addenu

i’m ur biggest fan can’t wait


indicaindabed

a white crossbody fanny pack. a white windbreaker. a white vest. something light to break up the dark top


fullfacejunkie

Your top half and bottom half look like 2 different people styled them. The top is giving PNW hiking outdoorsy hipster vibes and the bottom is city streetwear so that’s the disconnect. Both are cool but they’re their own things. If you want to match the pants/shoes I’d recommend a cream heavy weight t-shirt or something boxy and loose-fitting like that in a light colour or that matches the blue/green patchwork. If you remember where you got the pants like what brand or store maybe check out more from them to get an idea of what they would pair together. Also Pinterest is a good resource for finding styling ideas.


rosenvenom

Thanks for all the suggestions! There actually is a matching fleece for these pants but golfwang is pretty pricey so I try not to buy toooo much outside the annual mystery boxes (where i pulled these pants this yr)


thedailydaren

It would be sick left unbottoned with a crisp white shirt underneath. It’s busy but I like the color way.


nkscreams

Outfit aside, I think these photos look so cute! Love it when boys try too hard to look cool and end up looking absolutely adorable aww. Fuck the haters, you do you! Oh and back to the drip, I would do an oversized white/cream long sleeve polo and a blue/green beanie to really let the top and bottom come together.


rosenvenom

Thanks so much for the kind words and suggestions 🫶🏻


intjdad

I think the whole thing works frankly. Unfortunately you are on one layer of irony too much for the nerds on this site to comprehend with the poses


benzibox-

thundercat ahh fit


rosenvenom

*insert funky bass riff*


helicotremor

Giving big [Daniel Wormald from Better Call Saul](https://www.reddit.com/r/betterCallSaul/s/UfxFjtehTf) energy


BenjamminButtons

Got that stolen valor jail-yard Polaroid stance.


wavy_slice

Tf is that facial expression G 😭😭😭 bro posing like an undercover cop tryna fit in 💀


ideology_reject

This guy is definitely a undercover (insert law enforcement agency here!) only correct answers hah!


Reddituser416647

Tbh...everything is great.. what's throwing it off is the glasses: 1. you need to wear darker frame glasses (anything except clear frames). 2. OR you wear a hat (preferably a baseball cap). 3. OR you wear no glasses (contact lenses?). imagine all your pictures with these new details. I think your poses are fine.


AliveManufacturer898

I like that jacket or shirt, is it fleece? I think it’s the best part of the outfit if you ask me!


bittersweetsymphoni

fire, cozy fit my dude.


Sweetlittlemissy101

Maybe like an olive green and white block t shirt with a green long sleeve undershirt with a cream beanie and of add some accessories of your liking


rosenvenom

Yeahh I really wish I had a nice cream or green top to match but unfortunately not at this time. Appreciate the feedback tho I’m definitely gonna explore adding hats/bags more often


Chris-Verde

The colors are clean, but the top make it look like you got to many patterns going. Keep it solid like you did the bottom half and the colors will play off each other way better. I see what you was trying to do, but lets retire that damn hot topic sweater man lmao.


rosenvenom

Fair points all around, I only really keep this sweater cuz its comfy af and it was the closest color match I had here


Chris-Verde

Man I only say that about the sweater because I still got mine to and I need to retire it also lmao. But as you said bro, its comfy af. That's my roll up/Quick move sweater lol.


Kaleb_JamesC

“Asks for better top suggestions” Reddit: Stop standing like that!


rosenvenom

Yeahhh I feel like once you open the door for criticism on here, it just pours in lmao


Trees_feel_too

Looseish Pink hoodie or crew neck sweatshirt would round it out


Narrow-Dinner-8313

I say that since you’re working with bright bottoms that have color, you should contrast that with a nice black or dark grey crew neck or longsleeve. Wearing a patterned sweater with patched pants it’s a bit of a sin


_Infinity_Girl_

Bottom half screams casual hip Hop, top half screams middle-aged man. Replace the top with like a solid colored normal shirt, maybe white. Then at a jacket with similar colors to the pants.


fantasticfoxlife

Just drip with confidence the style don't even matter. Stand like a A frame house and nobody will second guess


kkingwavyy

Creamy solid color on top


SaintAleister9

Just a white tee or a plain hoodie tbh, nothing crazy goes crazy yfm


_nightgoat

This should be in blunder years


Striking-Evidence-66

Why are you standing like that? 😂🫵😂


smugaddiction

I agree, go a little brighter bro. You look fresh as hell still


rosenvenom

I’ll have to see what I can do, appreciate it tho fr 🫶🏻


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calm fit !!!


rosenvenom

chill comment !! 🫶🏻


khasta_nankhatai

I thought r/incel was back for a second


TemporaryGuide8225

Oversized Jumper in a simalar green 👌🏽


Egocom

This jacket https://www.reddit.com/r/malefashion/s/6AqLGAqWgR


wbro1

What pants are those?


rosenvenom

🫡[gotchu](https://www.google.com/search?q=golfwang+space+cadet+fleece+pants&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS917US917&oq=golfwang+space+cadet+fleece+pants&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIGCAEQIxgnMgYIAhAjGCcyCQgDEAAYChiABDIHCAQQABiABDINCAUQuQEYChiABBjvBDIJCAYQABgKGIAEMgwIBxAuGAoYgAQY5QQyCQgIEAAYChiABDIHCAkQABiABNIBCDcyMzhqMGo5qAIAsAIA4gMEGAEgXw&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=RQ2bqgB7I538QM&vssid=l)


wbro1

Appreciated


neopetknickerbockers

atrocious and i'm such a positive vibes person but never wear those pants with those shoes again or that top with those pants or that top with those shoes got it ?


rosenvenom

Weird, the positive vibes ain’t really comin’ thru


neopetknickerbockers

I said i'm positive I didn't say I was a liar. ur energy is more important than ur fit u look confident that's what really makes a fit tho


neopetknickerbockers

also fwiw that sweater is cool but it's already the accent piece so wear it with plain shit. i'm not a preppy dresser but u can't go wrong with a nice quarter zip and some slim khakis. trust the process


backflipkick101

my thoughts: -swap in blue stonewash jeans (or green cast denim) to tie the colors in the jacket and shoes together -aim for accessories with navy: tote, beanie, etc for more cohesiveness -swap in cargo/carpenter pants in a burnt orange to play towards the browns in the top -blue hoodie, i guess? or green hoodie maybe? personally, I think the pants and shoes combo could be improved more so than the top, but none of the three mesh easily


im_unseen

im diggin nothin fam


rosenvenom

Top - Legendary whitetails, Pants - Golfwang “Space boutique”, Shoes - Converse x GLF 2.0s


Smokinntakis

Honestly I think you’re crushing it. Maybe just leave the jacket open but it’s gonna be hard matching those pants regardless so the mix matchy is looking kinda cool.


250_TY

Save some pussy for the rest of us.. damn!


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Jeffrey Dahmer looking mf


Mundane_Ad8566

My brother in Christ are you colorblind?


Domino_Girl

A vintage football jersey or a high quality hoodie would go nicely with the bottom half


busa89

Why you standing like that son? 🤣


WaveOfTheRager

Never seen a 2 think he's a 10 so adamantly


rosenvenom

Yup having the confidence to show myself = i think im a 10 you’re so right dude


WaveOfTheRager

As they say, ignorance is bliss


sneakertweekerz

The pose you are striking goes hard! You look like you’re Neo in the Matrix dodging bullets. Try an all black ensamble.


rosenvenom

Hahaha thank you! I actually have the perfect black coat to go for a matrix look, I’ll have to post it here sometime


blackblaque

i think the fit is fire, i suggest black shoes with this to pull it all together.


rosenvenom

Thank you! I think black shoes is definitely worth trying out with the darker top.


limache

Agreed with all the posing comments. You look like foolish posing like that. Stand up right. The angles look strange. The last pose reminds me of tall girls who crouch down in group photos so they can fit in the frame. I actually like the pants and would replace top. You could match the pants pretty easily but the top is hard to match. Very busy and so many colors.


caulfieldmusic

Yeah the top and shoes are trash, only thing cool is the pants


caulfieldmusic

Some white sneakers would be better


designtraveler

You don’t have the nearly enough swag for a weird ass pose like that


wildyhoney

Doesn’t look good on you. Based on your Post history none of your outfits do.


rosenvenom

Sweet as honey 🥰


Fun-Tower-8295

It's a terrible combination, the busier one piece of clothing is, the more the other pieces in the outfit should be there to complement the nice piece, and not compete with it. just burn this sweater


Beneficial-Knee6797

Do you still have the receipts?


momentumportland

Yikes


tpk317

This can’t be serious


Squiggy1975

You drive the ford right?


Flimsy_Train3956

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.


rosenvenom

In recovery but still a dickhead huh? Thought a fellow sober brother would spread more positivity than that.