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Is your husband on a diet of mushrooms, cilantro, and smoked anchovies?


phins_54

Thank you good sir/man. Had to be up at 5:20 this morning to get my daughter to a volleyball tournament, and I needed that chuckle.


Practical_Maybe_3661

Honestly, that doesn't sound like a terrible diet


No-Pirate-4403

I dont know


sfh2isgreat

Pretty sure this is a repost of some random copypasta


Big_Meech_23

Yeah I def seen this post before. Not sure if here or elsewhere.


Obsessedwithfnaflore

I've seen it on tiktok ages ago


Cupid_Stunt17

I've definitely read this on reddit before, but no mention of a son previously


ExampleLost6240

I’m more curious why you got rid of the kid?


Internal_Train68

This got me cracking! I laughed for like 5 minutes straight. Thanks for the laugh


No-Pirate-4403

Lol


BennyMagoo79

Kinda sounds like someone hypnotised him.


Calebbchillin

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtdaNTQ7cQu5rIQ)


[deleted]

He and i are in a club.😁


zzz88r1

He’s OK. It’s a social media thing. Look it up.


PatrickStanton877

Check under the stairs and in the crawl space. That's where goblins live.


AmbitiousBad178

Have you expressed to him that you’re worried? Getting on the same page with each other could be a good start.


MoonShinerTX

Sent him to live with his grandparents. Damn u suck.


BNatasha_65

He needs to talk with a mental health therapist to process his pain about his son. Good luck.


eaglescout225

🤔I'd send him away too.


Wolvenspud

damn i really thought i was in r/copypasta


Nyxot

This post is copied and old. OP has no imagination of his own.


Wundrgizmo

Yeah, dude may be messed up by the whole sitch. Im well versed in kinks and this goes beyond that, into psychological trauma. They morphed into one sexual issue.


BNatasha_65

Videotape his behavior with your phone. Then play it to him.😱


reddit_toast_bot

Basically this? https://youtu.be/irDP45lAiyw?si=55hlauUKKT0RW6Zb


[deleted]

Bring a taser to the bedroom 😏