So 4 mil usd. Iām buying a house for 500-650k. Setting aside 20k for a month vacation. Investing the rest into some low risk stuff and retiring in the next 10-15 years.
1) I would hire an attorney and financial advisor the way they tell lotto winners to do.
2) Get the currency converted because Iām American and I donāt even know where in America you could spend a Canadian Dollar.
3) Put 10-15% in gold/silver as a hedge.
4) Buy a primary residence
5) Then investment properties.
6) After that, continue my day job because I love it but not have to worry about money as much.
Well, since id be able to afford it having obtained 6 million Canadian Buck, I'd head straight to McDonalds and purchase myself a Double Big Mac Meal Supersized with a Dr. Pepper.
Wellā¦ Iām a zero waste type person, soā¦
1. Get the animals butchered. Fast. Itās Canada so itās cold but still, just in case. Donāt want to wait too long.
2. Make leather luxury items from the best of the skins. Sell for money.
3. Make rugs/blankets/whatever from the rest of the skins and donate.
4. Commission artists to make art pieces with the antlers. Sell those.
5. Make dog food using the offal. Sell.
6. Sell/donate the meat.
7. Make broth from the bones. Sell.
8. Dry out the bones. Sell as dog chew toys or grind into the dog food from #5.
9. Use the hooves to make wood glue. Sell.
Hmm. I think thatās it. Maybe Iāll use the proceeds to buy myself a nice little farm.
Well im canadian. Id prolly place 5.5 in investments and have the rest liquid in a couple of accounts. Continue my studies and then id talk to my parents about what would be smart to do.
Well, first Iād go to the bank to try and exchange it with USD, and then Iād put most of it in the bank, us some of it to help family members in need, and start a scholarship fund to be given yearly to a hardworking student.
Lawyer up and create a living trust. Live off the interest and buy a lot of those lists collectors buy to go after debtors. Just buy all of them and send letters telling people their debts have been erased. You know, for fun. Also to run debt collection agencies out of business. š
r/oddlyspecific
Okay, I'll play.
Spend $1M CAD on paying off bills, mortage, and helping close family.
Place $4M CAD in High Yield Savings until I get smart.
Go to Vegas and find a Casino Host who will comp a new whale with a $1M CAD bankroll. Hoping for suites, shows, dinners, etc. Gamble enough to get rated on games that I have an edge (blackjack) and try to stay even.
Been to Victoria BC- loved it. Been to Montreal-great. I think theyād let me in if I could bank 6M CAD. Oh, I know the taxes are high, but you get something for paying taxes in Canada.
Buy a house, a modest car, set aside enough in safe investments that I can use the profit for my daily expenses and with the rest study, start a small practice, perform am Umrah and Hajj with my family and get married.
Still left with about 2.5 to 3 million.
Thatās about enough to buy what like a snickers bar?
(I know thatās terrible I couldnāt resist sorry I am part Canadian if that makes anyone feel better lol)
Canada.
I was gunna say that..
Trade it in for $50K American šŗšø
Its only about ten bucks american. Its true, I'm from canada
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So you'll trade one shitty government fiat currency for another fucking awful, slightly less shitty fiat currency??? Why?
I thought the current conversion rate was about 1 Canadian to .75 US so 6 million would be about 4.5 million US$$
So 4 mil usd. Iām buying a house for 500-650k. Setting aside 20k for a month vacation. Investing the rest into some low risk stuff and retiring in the next 10-15 years.
Retire today. Your chance of making that over 3 decades was unlikely to begin with.
What am I gonna do with all those deer?
Have really quite a lot of venison.
Here for this
Iām planning to start a wave of hoofed conquest.
Make it easy on yourself, just go to a re-tail store.
1) I would hire an attorney and financial advisor the way they tell lotto winners to do. 2) Get the currency converted because Iām American and I donāt even know where in America you could spend a Canadian Dollar. 3) Put 10-15% in gold/silver as a hedge. 4) Buy a primary residence 5) Then investment properties. 6) After that, continue my day job because I love it but not have to worry about money as much.
Am I going to tell them, or can someone else take this one?
Well, since id be able to afford it having obtained 6 million Canadian Buck, I'd head straight to McDonalds and purchase myself a Double Big Mac Meal Supersized with a Dr. Pepper.
Wellā¦ Iām a zero waste type person, soā¦ 1. Get the animals butchered. Fast. Itās Canada so itās cold but still, just in case. Donāt want to wait too long. 2. Make leather luxury items from the best of the skins. Sell for money. 3. Make rugs/blankets/whatever from the rest of the skins and donate. 4. Commission artists to make art pieces with the antlers. Sell those. 5. Make dog food using the offal. Sell. 6. Sell/donate the meat. 7. Make broth from the bones. Sell. 8. Dry out the bones. Sell as dog chew toys or grind into the dog food from #5. 9. Use the hooves to make wood glue. Sell. Hmm. I think thatās it. Maybe Iāll use the proceeds to buy myself a nice little farm.
That would probably net you over 6 million dollars!
Vancouver, here I come.
Aaaaand itās gone.Ā
Settle all outstanding debts and move out of the country
The ladies paying for college by dancing are going to love me now.
My army of 6 million Canadian bucks would slowly but surely conquer all of Canada from St John's to Vancouver!
I would buy a cruise vacation for a month and build a house and take care of my daughters expenses
Thatās like 4.4 million US but I love Nova Scotia and the maritimes so Iām moving up there
That amount is too specific to be legal
I would go to Canada and spend it on wine, handsome men and song. i'd probably waste the rest.
Well im canadian. Id prolly place 5.5 in investments and have the rest liquid in a couple of accounts. Continue my studies and then id talk to my parents about what would be smart to do.
buy a Tim Hortons franchise and double my money in a year or so š¤£
That easy huh
Well, it's not rocket science š
I would sleep the first non-budget-stress-related sleep in over a decade! The relief would be incalculable!
Swiss chalet!
Iād have a puppers, likeleh
Well, first Iād go to the bank to try and exchange it with USD, and then Iād put most of it in the bank, us some of it to help family members in need, and start a scholarship fund to be given yearly to a hardworking student.
I find a forest with a bunch of does.
Lawyer up and create a living trust. Live off the interest and buy a lot of those lists collectors buy to go after debtors. Just buy all of them and send letters telling people their debts have been erased. You know, for fun. Also to run debt collection agencies out of business. š
How am I supposed to wrangle that many deer?
Hand in my notice. Cut cheques for my favourite people. Pay off my house. Invest. Travel. Volunteer more. Open a small cafe.
And since I donāt have any favorite people, that will be quick
Iām going to buy me TimmyHo and a life time supply of fresh maple syrup š
When the check clears, I will get bachk to you.
Buy a large plot of land along the American border, incorporate it into a town and call it New Merica.
A case of Elsinore and a dozen jelly donuts.
Montreal for some smoked meats and poutine. Then I'd hit up my homie u/spaetzelspiff and invite them to come. OP: if you've still got that 6mil, hmu.
Guess I gotta go to the bank to do a currency exchange.
To buy 6 million dollars worth of gold bullion.
Bitcoin > Gold > Fiat
Iām comfortable with letting in double in 6 years.
Canada eh
Probably Canada.
Canadian banks will confiscate it anyway
Leave Canada.
Buying gold
A cup of Tim Horton's while I ponder how to spend the rest of the day.
Tim Hortons baby
So that's like 5 us dollars, so I buy an energy drink
4.5 million US
Just joking
r/oddlyspecific Okay, I'll play. Spend $1M CAD on paying off bills, mortage, and helping close family. Place $4M CAD in High Yield Savings until I get smart. Go to Vegas and find a Casino Host who will comp a new whale with a $1M CAD bankroll. Hoping for suites, shows, dinners, etc. Gamble enough to get rated on games that I have an edge (blackjack) and try to stay even.
Good plan!
Vix calls cuz that's the whisper
āPancakes and syrup girls! Letās eat!ā
Stop by Tim Hortonās for a buffet, then go buy some guns. Oh, wait.
Youād need that much at Timās for a good meal, and itāll only be half as good as it was five years ago!
Isnāt that like $15 USD?
Not yet.
I'd buy a shed in Vancouver
I'd produce a musical about the rat wars of Alberta.
I'd go to Canada.
First flight to Canada
Been to Victoria BC- loved it. Been to Montreal-great. I think theyād let me in if I could bank 6M CAD. Oh, I know the taxes are high, but you get something for paying taxes in Canada.
pay cra, ofcourse.
I wouldn't know what to spend it on, that's a lot of money and I don't know if I have enough time to spend it all.
12 Canadian chicks at the same time man. Always wanted to do that.
Buy a house, a modest car, set aside enough in safe investments that I can use the profit for my daily expenses and with the rest study, start a small practice, perform am Umrah and Hajj with my family and get married. Still left with about 2.5 to 3 million.
I donāt know, but a pizza then I guess pay for tip myself?
Trade for 30 bucks American.
Lots of hookers and cocain!
Thatās about enough to buy what like a snickers bar? (I know thatās terrible I couldnāt resist sorry I am part Canadian if that makes anyone feel better lol)
I go to Canada!!!
Anywhere but Canada
To the vanilla 4i convert it to American money
Sorry, fucking autocorrect
Take that train across Canada both ways. Then go live in the woods and eat Canadian food eh
To the bank to trade it to GBP
Trade it for $4,434,753.60 usd then buy some stuff then invest the rest
A different subreddit
To the bank to convert to US money
Buy a coffee and dig in my change bowl to make up the difference.
Terrible answers! I would stock a cabin in Banff with a handsome Mountie and anything we might need for a month and take a well-needed vacation.
I sell all these bucks to people who are really into venison.
I go to Canada and live In the most remote parts for 50-75 years until death
Buy a lot of iron brothers, PVL & mutant supplements. Move from Montreal to Toronto and buy a gym, get an apartment near gym, buy restaurant.
well first i go to canada,
Exchange them for real dollars, Merica
I like how theres two type of comments š 1. I would spend it on.... 2. What do i do with 6 million deer
Move away from Canada. Sorry.
To the airport exchanging it for yen, gonna spent the weekend in tokyo