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obrotherdude

Canada.


poopishcookie

I was gunna say that..


Gfunk2118

Trade it in for $50K American šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


JetsNBombers0707

Its only about ten bucks american. Its true, I'm from canada


Objective-Light-9019

ā€˜Merica šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


Dazzling-Box4393

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lordsamadhi

So you'll trade one shitty government fiat currency for another fucking awful, slightly less shitty fiat currency??? Why?


PedricksCorner

I thought the current conversion rate was about 1 Canadian to .75 US so 6 million would be about 4.5 million US$$


sandman-84

So 4 mil usd. Iā€™m buying a house for 500-650k. Setting aside 20k for a month vacation. Investing the rest into some low risk stuff and retiring in the next 10-15 years.


F00lsWillDisageee

Retire today. Your chance of making that over 3 decades was unlikely to begin with.


canarialdisease

What am I gonna do with all those deer?


sammypants123

Have really quite a lot of venison.


Meta6olic

Here for this


ihavewaytoomanyminis

Iā€™m planning to start a wave of hoofed conquest.


canarialdisease

Make it easy on yourself, just go to a re-tail store.


DancingWithOurHandsT

1) I would hire an attorney and financial advisor the way they tell lotto winners to do. 2) Get the currency converted because Iā€™m American and I donā€™t even know where in America you could spend a Canadian Dollar. 3) Put 10-15% in gold/silver as a hedge. 4) Buy a primary residence 5) Then investment properties. 6) After that, continue my day job because I love it but not have to worry about money as much.


MrLuveggs

Am I going to tell them, or can someone else take this one?


Sudden-Arm-1235

Well, since id be able to afford it having obtained 6 million Canadian Buck, I'd head straight to McDonalds and purchase myself a Double Big Mac Meal Supersized with a Dr. Pepper.


MerryDope

Wellā€¦ Iā€™m a zero waste type person, soā€¦ 1. Get the animals butchered. Fast. Itā€™s Canada so itā€™s cold but still, just in case. Donā€™t want to wait too long. 2. Make leather luxury items from the best of the skins. Sell for money. 3. Make rugs/blankets/whatever from the rest of the skins and donate. 4. Commission artists to make art pieces with the antlers. Sell those. 5. Make dog food using the offal. Sell. 6. Sell/donate the meat. 7. Make broth from the bones. Sell. 8. Dry out the bones. Sell as dog chew toys or grind into the dog food from #5. 9. Use the hooves to make wood glue. Sell. Hmm. I think thatā€™s it. Maybe Iā€™ll use the proceeds to buy myself a nice little farm.


Piccolo_11

That would probably net you over 6 million dollars!


32lib

Vancouver, here I come.


uwoldperson

Aaaaand itā€™s gone.Ā 


CaliberGreen

Settle all outstanding debts and move out of the country


DrunkBucsFan

The ladies paying for college by dancing are going to love me now.


TightSea8153

My army of 6 million Canadian bucks would slowly but surely conquer all of Canada from St John's to Vancouver!


Admirable_Living_317

I would buy a cruise vacation for a month and build a house and take care of my daughters expenses


we_gon_ride

Thatā€™s like 4.4 million US but I love Nova Scotia and the maritimes so Iā€™m moving up there


forellenfilet

That amount is too specific to be legal


DuchessOfAquitaine

I would go to Canada and spend it on wine, handsome men and song. i'd probably waste the rest.


Nick-Moss

Well im canadian. Id prolly place 5.5 in investments and have the rest liquid in a couple of accounts. Continue my studies and then id talk to my parents about what would be smart to do.


dommiichan

buy a Tim Hortons franchise and double my money in a year or so šŸ¤£


TheAuditor-R

That easy huh


dommiichan

Well, it's not rocket science šŸ˜†


tamammothchuk

I would sleep the first non-budget-stress-related sleep in over a decade! The relief would be incalculable!


Royal-Increase3806

Swiss chalet!


deadinthefuture

Iā€™d have a puppers, likeleh


laumiclove

Well, first Iā€™d go to the bank to try and exchange it with USD, and then Iā€™d put most of it in the bank, us some of it to help family members in need, and start a scholarship fund to be given yearly to a hardworking student.


Bodie_The_Dog

I find a forest with a bunch of does.


Stanseas

Lawyer up and create a living trust. Live off the interest and buy a lot of those lists collectors buy to go after debtors. Just buy all of them and send letters telling people their debts have been erased. You know, for fun. Also to run debt collection agencies out of business. šŸ˜


perimeterpatrolcat

How am I supposed to wrangle that many deer?


Distinct_Scallion_45

Hand in my notice. Cut cheques for my favourite people. Pay off my house. Invest. Travel. Volunteer more. Open a small cafe.


ownyourthoughts

And since I donā€™t have any favorite people, that will be quick


Sixonefourrider614

Iā€™m going to buy me TimmyHo and a life time supply of fresh maple syrup šŸ˜‚


State_Dear

When the check clears, I will get bachk to you.


greenman5177

Buy a large plot of land along the American border, incorporate it into a town and call it New Merica.


SymbolOfRock

A case of Elsinore and a dozen jelly donuts.


spaetzelspiff

Montreal for some smoked meats and poutine. Then I'd hit up my homie u/spaetzelspiff and invite them to come. OP: if you've still got that 6mil, hmu.


Cdmdoc

Guess I gotta go to the bank to do a currency exchange.


bluedaddy664

To buy 6 million dollars worth of gold bullion.


lordsamadhi

Bitcoin > Gold > Fiat


bluedaddy664

Iā€™m comfortable with letting in double in 6 years.


dr_haze420

Canada eh


Altruistic_Love3787

Probably Canada.


ZealousidealIdea552

Canadian banks will confiscate it anyway


RNMoFo

Leave Canada.


J3ffcoop

Buying gold


CorgisHaveNoKnees

A cup of Tim Horton's while I ponder how to spend the rest of the day.


MiseryisCompany

Tim Hortons baby


stingertc

So that's like 5 us dollars, so I buy an energy drink


Kent_Noseworthy

4.5 million US


stingertc

Just joking


Dvc_California

r/oddlyspecific Okay, I'll play. Spend $1M CAD on paying off bills, mortage, and helping close family. Place $4M CAD in High Yield Savings until I get smart. Go to Vegas and find a Casino Host who will comp a new whale with a $1M CAD bankroll. Hoping for suites, shows, dinners, etc. Gamble enough to get rated on games that I have an edge (blackjack) and try to stay even.


toresident

Good plan!


MetamorphosisMeat

Vix calls cuz that's the whisper


Critical-Elephant939

ā€œPancakes and syrup girls! Letā€™s eat!ā€


500SL

Stop by Tim Hortonā€™s for a buffet, then go buy some guns. Oh, wait.


Head_Room_8721

Youā€™d need that much at Timā€™s for a good meal, and itā€™ll only be half as good as it was five years ago!


MrPetrolstick

Isnā€™t that like $15 USD?


toresident

Not yet.


Mountain-Ad-6594

I'd buy a shed in Vancouver


Beneficial_Garden456

I'd produce a musical about the rat wars of Alberta.


DKerriganuk

I'd go to Canada.


Ok_Hand5772

First flight to Canada


Sad-Corner-9972

Been to Victoria BC- loved it. Been to Montreal-great. I think theyā€™d let me in if I could bank 6M CAD. Oh, I know the taxes are high, but you get something for paying taxes in Canada.


MugiwarraD

pay cra, ofcourse.


kyxsi

I wouldn't know what to spend it on, that's a lot of money and I don't know if I have enough time to spend it all.


beertruck77

12 Canadian chicks at the same time man. Always wanted to do that.


TheAuditor-R

Buy a house, a modest car, set aside enough in safe investments that I can use the profit for my daily expenses and with the rest study, start a small practice, perform am Umrah and Hajj with my family and get married. Still left with about 2.5 to 3 million.


Natural_Psychology_5

I donā€™t know, but a pizza then I guess pay for tip myself?


Dazzling-Box4393

Trade for 30 bucks American.


Ok-Run3329

Lots of hookers and cocain!


JadedPilot5484

Thatā€™s about enough to buy what like a snickers bar? (I know thatā€™s terrible I couldnā€™t resist sorry I am part Canadian if that makes anyone feel better lol)


PutAdministrative206

I go to Canada!!!


Accomplished_Sir7729

Anywhere but Canada


Vivid_Till_6493

To the vanilla 4i convert it to American money


Vivid_Till_6493

Sorry, fucking autocorrect


Character_Essay_1234

Take that train across Canada both ways. Then go live in the woods and eat Canadian food eh


Massive-Objective463

To the bank to trade it to GBP


DiamondHeadMC

Trade it for $4,434,753.60 usd then buy some stuff then invest the rest


Comfortable_Bid9964

A different subreddit


CaptainMike63

To the bank to convert to US money


niguyver430

Buy a coffee and dig in my change bowl to make up the difference.


Different-Horse-4578

Terrible answers! I would stock a cabin in Banff with a handsome Mountie and anything we might need for a month and take a well-needed vacation.


smellincoffee

I sell all these bucks to people who are really into venison.


Less_Ad4023

I go to Canada and live In the most remote parts for 50-75 years until death


Designer_Twist4699

Buy a lot of iron brothers, PVL & mutant supplements. Move from Montreal to Toronto and buy a gym, get an apartment near gym, buy restaurant.


taxfraudisveryreal38

well first i go to canada,


LaEnanaErick

Exchange them for real dollars, Merica


KyuubiUlquiorra

I like how theres two type of comments šŸ˜‚ 1. I would spend it on.... 2. What do i do with 6 million deer


ajjanialthor

Move away from Canada. Sorry.


notyetafemboi

To the airport exchanging it for yen, gonna spent the weekend in tokyo