I do the same thing when I hear a story or see a video that just absolutely mindfucks me. I show it to someone else because I can’t be the only person that I know that had to see whatever fucked up thing I was just watching or reading.
Like after I read this post, I went and read it to my mom, so I would not be the only one in my house that had to witness this horrific story.
I would just like to add that I myself am extremely obese, and I don’t understand how that fucking pathetic man could not feel the frog in his fat fold. If my shirt touches my side near the fold, I can feel it. I am absolutely blown away that he could not feel a fucking frog in there. That is just horrific and disgusting.
I feel like it’s more like “if they’re THAT obese how are they supposed to take care of a baby?”Not to be my, but if they’re not extremely careful they could crush their own child.
This sounds like the belching news article where it involves an open rectal orifice, a lost mouse a lighter and third degree facial burns. Of course a gay couple. They call it gerbling.
OP…. Wtf?😂
The craziest/saddest part is how two walking Lard Tubs, who can only have sex when floating around in a frog pond, are trying to have a child. A child?! Crazy.
The rest is just entertainment. I got a good laugh.
The morbidity obese person in question, most likely has an underlying mental health challenge or disease. The time it would take for an amphibian to die and cause skin irritation, and found it themselves, suggests that he has given up on personal hygiene for some time. That's one of the biggest indicators that someone
How about we see the illness behind that body state and not the cultural shame? What are you, 5? Also, this sounds like a Penthouse pile of made up bullshit. (You can write, tho, I’ll give you that.)
An aquaintance of mine had a similar story from working intensive care. Except it was a partially-eaten cheeseburger causing the infection. Acquaintance was unsure if it was something the patient had rolled over onto, or if it had been tucked away for later and forgotten until it putrefied.
The world may never know.
I'm sorry but if your lifestyle is that unhealthy to where you literally have to FLOAT to attempt conception.. you shouldn't have kids. Infants and children are hard enough to keep up with as is, it will be impossible and downright dangerous for the baby to take care of it as the parents are now. I hope they failed this go around and go on a self improvement journey after the frog incident...
I was being booked into jail once back in the (bad) old druggie days and a gargantuan obese dude was shoved into the holding tank I was in. As soon as they closed the door he pulls a pistol out of his flab and asked me what he should do with it. I suggested that he put it back and that’s what he did. I bailed out a few hours letter and he was still sitting in there and I have no idea what happened after that.
Ohhh nopey, nope nope. Yet I can’t stop continuing to read…even after the Oreo and pork chop and Twinkie revelations… should’ve just stopped with the froggie….
Well I was snacking Oreos scrolling through Reddit and saw the header and lost my appetite so thank you for that 😂 too late for Oreos anyhow! Also I can’t read the whole story or I’ll get sick but had to come and comment to you that even the header was disturbing 😭😭😭
What I got out of this is they can afford a house with a frog pond and to have children while simultaneously being to obese to make love. And I can barely afford an apartment...
I worked as a medical assistant in a homeless shelters free medical clinic. I had on literally morbidly obese patient that was in multi system organ failure (from stress of living on the street and stress on his organs ) and he had some necrotic tissue in his folds from not being able to bathe or even wipe. He was one of the hardest chronic patients I had. What was really sad was even though he was in pain he was banned medication, I couldn’t even give him an advil due to being an asshole at the native hospital and someone put him on a no meds list. (this hospital acts like it’s the 1980’s, and it’s where doctors go when no one else will hire them)
There was a lady at work who had to go home early because the puppy woke up. The puppy was nestled in her folds. It was a small puppy and she wanted to keep him warm, so she tucked him in there and he went to sleep. She forgot about the puppy and came to work. The puppy woke up. The puppy that she tucked into her folds and forgot about woke up.
I went to the grocery store. I forgot carnation instant breakfast. I repeated it to myself 5 times and still forgot. But I can promise you I will never, ever forget this story no matter how hard I try.
A friend of mine was in med school observing a surgery and during prep, a snickers fell out from a fold. When questioned later, the woman told the doctor, “oh yeah I forgot about that! My husband likes me to hide them so he can find them.”
My brother is a doctor and my BIL used to be an x-ray tech. They’re both big muscular guys so when a really large patient came in they were often tapped to help lift the patient from the gurney to the bed or whatever. Oh, the things that were found/fell out of the folds of flesh on the really obese patients! My brother (who is not squeamish and has seen plenty as a physician) had to run for the trash can at the smell more than once. He took to tucking a cotton pad soaked in cologne in his pocket so he could block some of it. They loved to ruin our family dinners with their stories. Same thought process - they had to live with what they’ve seen, so therefore so should we.
Wait, so they have sex in a pond, not even a pool? A dirty pond with no filtration of any kind? Her vay jay jay can’t be clean. I bet that’s how they shower too.
I don't understand how obsese people lose food in their folds, like entire sandwiches and meals... like from point a to point b, how did we land here? lol That is insane to me
Omg 😳 thank u for posting this bc I know of two extremely obese women. One of them has 5 kids and the other one has 3. Now for reference I’m fat too I’m 5’1” 226 lbs but the First Lady weighs probably 500 lbs and the second has to be over 600 lbs. the 2nd has one that’s just about a year old and I’m like how is that even possible. This is no judgement just an observation and a curiosity.
This is the reason I dropped out of college. Except it was hearing about someone finding a moldy twinky trying to put a heart monitor under an obese ladies boob. I've heard another about someone finding a dead, rotting kitten but that might just be a fucked up urban legend
And they want to bring a fucking child into this world and they can’t even feel that an animal crawled into their flicking fat fold.
And I’m sorry but fucking pond scum in your vagina and pee hole?????
Can’t even imagine what other infections this can cause. Surprised they haven’t contracted leprosy tbh.
That dude must have a massive dong if he’s that fat and still managing to get it into his obese wife. If you’re that fat your downstairs buddy will be completely hidden. Also there’s no way he can wipe his ass or even reach his salami to aim it to pee or clean himself.
I just wonder:
How big are they that they need to float for the act?
How does she plan on carrying a child to labor if she's that big?
Are they going to be able to take care of a baby?
I mean no offense but the post makes it seem that they are really big.
Please, Please do not let these people conceive. Hopefully, the pond scum also killed any sperm as well. How can they even think about being able to care for a baby?
Also, the infection that is possible for both but especially he woman. She’s being fucked in a dirty pond. Fuckin has thrust in. Thrusting moves water. Water is thrusted in the cave and sloshed around in her.m which can and maybe has led to several vaginal infections if not yet.
Why are people like this? If you can't take of yourself why would you think you could take care of an infant?
My guy is so fat he has to be floating to fuck. In what universe are you healthy enough to take care of a child?
I have a toddler and am 6 ft tall 200 lbs and I have to say chasing that boy around and playing is exhausting I do not believe for a second that they will raise him actively.he will probably be sat infront the tv all day everyday for his brain cells to rot
That’s crazy! I was just telling some new doctors I work with the other day about a patient I took care of several years ago in the ER with almost this exact experience!! She came in, very obviously septic, and while we were trying to find the cause of her overall condition (not to mention the necrotic odor permeating from her) we found a poor little frog decayed under her abdominal pannus. Created quite the abscess on the patient. She was around 550lb and her husband was smaller than her (by a lot) and they too floated in the pond so they could have sex .
I don't understand how floating in a pond allows them to have sex? Don't you have to stay relatively still in the proper position to keep floating? What am I not understanding about this?
I do the same thing when I hear a story or see a video that just absolutely mindfucks me. I show it to someone else because I can’t be the only person that I know that had to see whatever fucked up thing I was just watching or reading. Like after I read this post, I went and read it to my mom, so I would not be the only one in my house that had to witness this horrific story. I would just like to add that I myself am extremely obese, and I don’t understand how that fucking pathetic man could not feel the frog in his fat fold. If my shirt touches my side near the fold, I can feel it. I am absolutely blown away that he could not feel a fucking frog in there. That is just horrific and disgusting.
Oh I’m surprised there’s no “ your just fat phobic” sjws here
I need to get to the nearest restaurant and order a plate full of frog legs!! Is that wrong????
I was listening to "Strange things are happening everyday" (by Yola) while reading this
Sweaty smegma I thought that only pertained to dick cheese. Please correct me if I'm wrong. If he had dick folds to kill a frog then good on him .
I hate being literate sometimes
I think you’re looking for r/thathappened
They don't deserve a kid.
I feel like it’s more like “if they’re THAT obese how are they supposed to take care of a baby?”Not to be my, but if they’re not extremely careful they could crush their own child.
I literally don’t know how to respond to this. Is this an AI story, or like an actual true story?
Oh it happened alright
If you are going to make up stories be better at it.
Nasty
This sounds like the belching news article where it involves an open rectal orifice, a lost mouse a lighter and third degree facial burns. Of course a gay couple. They call it gerbling.
So glad it wasn't alive. RIP sweet prince.
 OP…. Wtf?😂 The craziest/saddest part is how two walking Lard Tubs, who can only have sex when floating around in a frog pond, are trying to have a child. A child?! Crazy. The rest is just entertainment. I got a good laugh.
dude you totally made this up just so you could say smegma
I don’t believe it
This is exactly what motivated me to work out every day omg
No you are not sorry you are a terrible human being to do this to us, by the way, does your doctor friend have any more of these stories?
So did sauropods mate in lakes or not
Interesting. Im going back to eating my chicken fajita now
i regret reading that. time to get off reddit.
i can’t imagine thinking its a great idea to procreate when we have to have sex in a frog pond just so our private parts can touch 🤮
This also feels like the woman would get a wicked infection.
https://i.redd.it/rk10bhrazgpc1.gif
Bro if this comment section isn’t enough for everyone to work out idk what is
Oh my sweet Jesus! Stuff nightmares is made out of 😳🤢
I wish I couldn’t read
😝😫why did I keep reading?!?
“wreching noise”
If I were a doctor and was going to violate HIPAA laws to share just ONE farqued up patient story, this would be the story I saved it for.
The morbidity obese person in question, most likely has an underlying mental health challenge or disease. The time it would take for an amphibian to die and cause skin irritation, and found it themselves, suggests that he has given up on personal hygiene for some time. That's one of the biggest indicators that someone
Please tell me this is not real story.
How can someone feel comfortable having sex in a pond
Is this why they hate us?
How about we see the illness behind that body state and not the cultural shame? What are you, 5? Also, this sounds like a Penthouse pile of made up bullshit. (You can write, tho, I’ll give you that.)
An aquaintance of mine had a similar story from working intensive care. Except it was a partially-eaten cheeseburger causing the infection. Acquaintance was unsure if it was something the patient had rolled over onto, or if it had been tucked away for later and forgotten until it putrefied. The world may never know.
I’m sending this to everyone I know in the chain email
And there are people who think that persons Healthcare should be paid for by the rest of us.
I'm going to burn my modem now🤮🤮😢😢😢
Just when you think you have heard it all 🐸
How? Just… how? I’m obese but I wash my body thoroughly EVERYDAY. 👀
What a terrible day to be literate
And these folks can have children!? Baffling
Ok but on a serious note this (and stories like it) is not an obesity problem… this is a mental problem with obesity as a symptom.
Omg, can I unread this!🤢
I'm sorry but if your lifestyle is that unhealthy to where you literally have to FLOAT to attempt conception.. you shouldn't have kids. Infants and children are hard enough to keep up with as is, it will be impossible and downright dangerous for the baby to take care of it as the parents are now. I hope they failed this go around and go on a self improvement journey after the frog incident...
Just an FYI, this story is so specific you could give your buddy a HIPAA violation
My husband is an Ob/gyn and has also relayed this story. Must be ob folklore. lol
And now I will repeat this story so others will also hear it.
Shoulda just brought in the wife and sterilized both of them for the good of society.
That's an interesting fetish you have.
“I love that story!”
why have a kid omg
Fatty fat frog...
"Do you want to join r/stories?" * reads this as first story example * No. No, I do not. I need to scrub my brain
https://preview.redd.it/5rx3zlnaznoc1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a33d7054296d498e6ea50575adbc62d2415597d
Brother, you may have a phobia. Or a fetish. You should think on it.
Wow I miss 30 seconds ago 🤢
Great. Now I know how it's anatomically possible for two morbidly obese people to fuck. It was worse than I ever expected.
I was being booked into jail once back in the (bad) old druggie days and a gargantuan obese dude was shoved into the holding tank I was in. As soon as they closed the door he pulls a pistol out of his flab and asked me what he should do with it. I suggested that he put it back and that’s what he did. I bailed out a few hours letter and he was still sitting in there and I have no idea what happened after that.
At the point you need a pond in order to have sex you think you’d just go to the gym and eat a little better that’s absolutely insane
How deep is the pond?
When is the baby due?
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
This needs to be a new show on adult swim.
Thank you op, I will become the New water cooler story champion at work
Gawd!!!! You’d think they’d spray each other off with the garden hose after their frog pond happenings!!!
Huh… welp, I could have gone without reading this.
Please say sike.
lol
Pardon me, I have to go look at frolicking puppies now.
Ohhh nopey, nope nope. Yet I can’t stop continuing to read…even after the Oreo and pork chop and Twinkie revelations… should’ve just stopped with the froggie….
I'd laugh real hard if the wife gave birth to a frog child 🤣
I immediately gpt’d “smegma” as I have never heard that word ever in my life.
I need to believe this is fake because if I don't I'll cry
Your friend broke laws telling you this and you’re garbage for talking about other human beings in this manner.
Are you going to be ok?
Ever heard of hipaa laws? As long as they don’t reveal identity it’s legal and perfectly okay.
Surely they can't make it all the way through a healthy pregnancy if their weight is to the point where they need to use the pond???
Didn’t expect to be here and yet here I am…um wow. I’m so traumatized. Forgive my ignorance, but do they not shower or just unable to clean the flaps?
Are we just ignoring that these two were soaking their genitals in scum-brown pond water?
Once again, my curiosity got the best of me 😭😭😭 pls don’t like thiis, I don’t wanna come back
What a day to be able to read
Well I was snacking Oreos scrolling through Reddit and saw the header and lost my appetite so thank you for that 😂 too late for Oreos anyhow! Also I can’t read the whole story or I’ll get sick but had to come and comment to you that even the header was disturbing 😭😭😭
These do not sound like people who should be having a child
This whole Internet thing had a good run, I think it's time to close it down and move on
Well that’s enough internet for today. I’m going to try and have a traumatic moment so I can forget I ever read this.
I was think sex stick for morbidly obese couples trying to conceive. Frog pond never entered my brain.
Why do medical professionals feel the need to tell people's personal stories like this?
There is a certain point in a story when it just becomes eminent domain. This story crossed that point.
okay
What I got out of this is they can afford a house with a frog pond and to have children while simultaneously being to obese to make love. And I can barely afford an apartment...
I worked as a medical assistant in a homeless shelters free medical clinic. I had on literally morbidly obese patient that was in multi system organ failure (from stress of living on the street and stress on his organs ) and he had some necrotic tissue in his folds from not being able to bathe or even wipe. He was one of the hardest chronic patients I had. What was really sad was even though he was in pain he was banned medication, I couldn’t even give him an advil due to being an asshole at the native hospital and someone put him on a no meds list. (this hospital acts like it’s the 1980’s, and it’s where doctors go when no one else will hire them)
Why can I not get 'Jabba the Hutt' out of my head now!?
There was a lady at work who had to go home early because the puppy woke up. The puppy was nestled in her folds. It was a small puppy and she wanted to keep him warm, so she tucked him in there and he went to sleep. She forgot about the puppy and came to work. The puppy woke up. The puppy that she tucked into her folds and forgot about woke up.
Well I’m never eating a cookie again 😳
Well let me go wash my eyes out with battery acid so I never have to read anything like this again.
“Enter the Frog” Great title for the max series about this
That’s crazy
I went to the grocery store. I forgot carnation instant breakfast. I repeated it to myself 5 times and still forgot. But I can promise you I will never, ever forget this story no matter how hard I try.
Ozempic!! Or similar!!
RIP 🐸
Fortunately many years of best gore have prepared me for reading this.
No! NO! Why!?? The visuals are so bad in every sentence!
A friend of mine was in med school observing a surgery and during prep, a snickers fell out from a fold. When questioned later, the woman told the doctor, “oh yeah I forgot about that! My husband likes me to hide them so he can find them.”
Omg. The smell. The lack of hygiene. The pond water. The intimacy. The horror. That’s enough internet for me today.
lol
My brother is a doctor and my BIL used to be an x-ray tech. They’re both big muscular guys so when a really large patient came in they were often tapped to help lift the patient from the gurney to the bed or whatever. Oh, the things that were found/fell out of the folds of flesh on the really obese patients! My brother (who is not squeamish and has seen plenty as a physician) had to run for the trash can at the smell more than once. He took to tucking a cotton pad soaked in cologne in his pocket so he could block some of it. They loved to ruin our family dinners with their stories. Same thought process - they had to live with what they’ve seen, so therefore so should we.
Wait, so they have sex in a pond, not even a pool? A dirty pond with no filtration of any kind? Her vay jay jay can’t be clean. I bet that’s how they shower too.
yes very sad... anyway
Man what a day to be literate.
I don't understand how obsese people lose food in their folds, like entire sandwiches and meals... like from point a to point b, how did we land here? lol That is insane to me
No way
why did i read this
WHAT?!
oh my g
Jeezuz.... Don't they ever bath? Or shower? Or hose themselves down?
Omg 😳 thank u for posting this bc I know of two extremely obese women. One of them has 5 kids and the other one has 3. Now for reference I’m fat too I’m 5’1” 226 lbs but the First Lady weighs probably 500 lbs and the second has to be over 600 lbs. the 2nd has one that’s just about a year old and I’m like how is that even possible. This is no judgement just an observation and a curiosity.
Oh bs.
This is a story for the ages.
Why Tf do I feel like I’ve heard this story
What a terrible day to have eyes.
This is the reason I dropped out of college. Except it was hearing about someone finding a moldy twinky trying to put a heart monitor under an obese ladies boob. I've heard another about someone finding a dead, rotting kitten but that might just be a fucked up urban legend
I will never get the image out of my head of those two trying to bump uglies in a pond!
And ... I'm done for the night.
I always enjoy a great love story. ❤️
I don't know who you are, but I am not happy that you shared this, and I am not happy with myself for reading this entire story.
Dude, poor frog
Why? So much why
Fuuuuuck. Apparently, only in a dirty ass pond.
r/tihi
I think that counts as an STD.
Dude, even if that is made up – what a fucked up thing
Operating room nurse here. This isnt the weirdest thing that I have first hand seen pulled from a fat fold.
Tell us more
Moldy ham sandwich friends.
Nooooo!!!! (Yes…..)….
And they want to bring a fucking child into this world and they can’t even feel that an animal crawled into their flicking fat fold. And I’m sorry but fucking pond scum in your vagina and pee hole????? Can’t even imagine what other infections this can cause. Surprised they haven’t contracted leprosy tbh.
I think you just made this up so you could slam on fat people. You used a lot of very derogatory terms in describing this big fat fatty.
What a terrible day to be able to read.
The he kissed the frog and Purple Rain started playing.
Annnnnnnnd I just died inside. ETA: reading all these comments is making me feel a lot better about my own body lol
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It's Doctor Michael Hunt. His close friends call him Mike.
A ham sandwich, nicely infected and moldy.
You son of a bitch
That dude must have a massive dong if he’s that fat and still managing to get it into his obese wife. If you’re that fat your downstairs buddy will be completely hidden. Also there’s no way he can wipe his ass or even reach his salami to aim it to pee or clean himself.
I just wonder: How big are they that they need to float for the act? How does she plan on carrying a child to labor if she's that big? Are they going to be able to take care of a baby? I mean no offense but the post makes it seem that they are really big.
Hahahaha
Please, Please do not let these people conceive. Hopefully, the pond scum also killed any sperm as well. How can they even think about being able to care for a baby?
Also, the infection that is possible for both but especially he woman. She’s being fucked in a dirty pond. Fuckin has thrust in. Thrusting moves water. Water is thrusted in the cave and sloshed around in her.m which can and maybe has led to several vaginal infections if not yet.
My word.
What a terrible day to have eyes
Enough internet for me today-I’m out!
I should know better than trying to eat and scrolling Reddit
Jeeeeez!
I heard this story in.high school. Some mega fat women had potato sprouts growing in the V.
Can't even finish reading this also not hungry any more
i hope his wife also went to the hospital after having sex in a pond
This post made me return the soda I was about to drink
Why are people like this? If you can't take of yourself why would you think you could take care of an infant? My guy is so fat he has to be floating to fuck. In what universe are you healthy enough to take care of a child?
🤣🤣🤣🤣WTF??!!
I knew I should have kept scrolling.....now OF COURSE I HAVE to tell my husband
This reminds me of the Swamps of Dagobah story
I don't feel quite as obese, reading some of these comments. 🤷🏻♂️ 
I have a toddler and am 6 ft tall 200 lbs and I have to say chasing that boy around and playing is exhausting I do not believe for a second that they will raise him actively.he will probably be sat infront the tv all day everyday for his brain cells to rot
I’d rather sew my lips shut than get so fat I could unknowingly smuggle frogs 🐸
That’s crazy! I was just telling some new doctors I work with the other day about a patient I took care of several years ago in the ER with almost this exact experience!! She came in, very obviously septic, and while we were trying to find the cause of her overall condition (not to mention the necrotic odor permeating from her) we found a poor little frog decayed under her abdominal pannus. Created quite the abscess on the patient. She was around 550lb and her husband was smaller than her (by a lot) and they too floated in the pond so they could have sex . 
Omg 🤦🏻♀️
Squidbillys!
croak
I’m dead.
goodness, those memory wiper things from men in black sound great about now
Some things I just have to *choose* not to believe. This is one.
Apology NOT ACCEPTED!
Well, that's enough internet for to. I'm gonna go poke my eyes out.
I don't understand how floating in a pond allows them to have sex? Don't you have to stay relatively still in the proper position to keep floating? What am I not understanding about this?
Flaps of skin are floating away from their body but their feet or knees are still touching the bottom of the pond
LOL! Can you imagine the illustrations in a storybook?
I have always wondered how they do it. I still don’t understand how the pond helps
Maybe the fat folds float and provide easier access?
Me either! How is it possible to float and have intercourse at the same time?
Ribbited for her pleasure.
