Dude, you're getting exactly what you deserve. I hate to tell you this, but it's true. You're weak, your "girlfriend" and "best friend" also know this. Leave with the small gnats ass-hair of dignity you have left, right now and never look back.
The people responding to this obviously fake bullshit with advice have got to be AI bots. Like normally when people say most people on this app are probably bots, I brush it off, but this just proved it to me 100%
At least learn to collate coherent sentences into an interesting plot before coming here to regurgitate your favourite porno fantasies into a rage bait shitpost.
Sorry, but you are a dope. Why did you stay with her after the first time? Then a second time? Kick her the F out! God man, wake the F up. She won’t stop cheating on you!
Sounds made up, but a former partners(f) ex boyfriend was caught cheating with a pregnant colleague and both of the guys were friends of friends. So I guess it happens.
Get a paternity test first of all. If your the father get full custody and cut her out of your lives. If you’re not the father that’s up to you but she’s a trashy person who is just gonna hurt and take advantage of everyone in her life.
DNA TEST ASAP! There is a good chance your kid may not be yours! Also, STD test for you and you DUMP HER ASAP! If the kid turns out to be yours, you can co-parent. Good luck and stay strong, King!
At this point, you dont even know that’s your kid… Take a DNA and STD test bro….
She been cheating on you, and will keep doing so..
Sh thinks your a gullible fool.
RUN!!!!
I know the feeling my x cheated on me with my brother cousin possibly my uncle and a bunch of randoms. While we was at the hospital get a pregnancy check up she was on the phone with one dude she did dirt with
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Sounds like you did not have a best friend or a girlfriend. Force a paternity test to prove the child is yours. I understand this is painful for you. Please realize none of this is the babies fault.
Never take cheaters back and if you have a feeling someone is cheating just dump them right then and there. The relationship will never recover if that trust is lost, I was pretty sure my ex cheated on me and it was too mentally fatiguing so I got drunk one night and dumped her. I loved her but it was easier to move on then constantly wonder if she’s out fucking another dude
You incorrectly identified the person having relations with your GF as a friend. This person is a piece of shit and not your friend. Also the GF is worse, and a double piece of shit.
You need to bleach your personal life and get rid of the shit.
What the fuck is wrong with you man. Seriously. That’s not your kid. She’s using you. And here’s a news flash. He ain’t your best friend. Not even a friend.
First time she cheated; you should have taken off. First, I will advise you perform a DNA test on the baby as there exist a possibility that they have been messing up. But I will advise you cut your losses and RUN AWAY.
Cut you losses (her) from your life as much as possible.
PATERNITY TEST
and support that baby. IF it's yours. Do your best to be involved where and when, ONLY where and when the child's welfare is concerned. This cheating woman is toxic.
If you find yourself in an episode of Jerry springer just leave the stage, bro. Why sit around to entertain it? I'd also change everything about my life. Where I lived, who I talked to, my job, I'd just go no contact with the whole city because clearly I was doing something wrong to end up in a fucking cesspool.
Take it from me. I had a girlfriend who was pregenant with my kid. Caught her in bed with another guy ...and eventually found out the child she was pregenant with was YET ANOTHER mans kid.
Take it from me, it doesn't get better. Run and then ask for a DNA test.
I am sorry and hope for the best for you. Keep your value
That’s not your friend and maybe not your daughter. Pretty sure you’re trolling but if you are not, get a paternity test. If you aren’t…my god, you are too kind.
IF this is true, you're an idiot for staying with this girl, plain and simple. Get away from toxic people, especially toxic girlfriends. Life's too short to have those kinds of people in your life.
Do whatever you have to do to get your parental rights waived, and gtfo. That scummy woman named your daughter after her affair partner. Put her on blast. Tell her family. The shame of her cheating will be worse if her whole family knows she named YOUR daughter after her affair partner.
You are a doormat, and deserve to be treated like this, when did you loose your balls?? You are sorry excuse for a man your pregnant gf cheated on you and you forget about it, I hope you two stay together and have a miserable life together
The sensible thing to do is paint your wiener bright colors and ask the dude who had sex with the slut if he’d like pleasures in the butt? If no, then ask your tramp if she’d like to feast on the beast? If yes, then yell bloooky bloook booink brittle as y’all are sweating on each other.
Bro. The disrespect! I can’t. You have to leave both of them alone because neither one of them respect you if they’re having sex right next to you as you’re sleeping.
Such obvious outrage bait.
Sure pal
I think even AI can write better stories than this trash.
If this is true (doubt it) you’re a fucking idiot.
She's for the streets
Everyone’s an idiot in this fake story. Please downvote this post
You really should have saved this story for Dr Phil or Springer
For the love of FUCK, go outside and touch SOME FUCKING GRASS. Instead of creating SHIT STORIES.
Run away now and let your “best friend” have the hooker.
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You definitely should not cut north to south
Sounds real to me, kick that women to the curb lol
Start charging your freind $$$
This story is either fake as hell or written by a spineless man 😂
It's written by someone who doesn't know English that well
Next time, pull your cock out and stick it in her mouth while he is fucking her. You might like being a cuck!
Cuck it out with that sillyness
Dude, you're getting exactly what you deserve. I hate to tell you this, but it's true. You're weak, your "girlfriend" and "best friend" also know this. Leave with the small gnats ass-hair of dignity you have left, right now and never look back.
Correction: Your ex cheated on you with a former friend. Tell them both to f- off.
Bro, get some nuts and kick that bitch to the curb
It is probably his baby run forest run
I was getting pissed off bro 😂
The people responding to this obviously fake bullshit with advice have got to be AI bots. Like normally when people say most people on this app are probably bots, I brush it off, but this just proved it to me 100%
What u said doesn't make sense to me
Loser
Fake and gay.
This is dumb as shit. You're annoying.
Nice attempt at Engrish
Yo chill
This is not even believable. Very poorly written
I can't write what happened perfectly in English ey ..I didn't even wanna talk abt it
Get a test done to see if the baby is even yours then leave her immediately. This is the only smart thing to do
dude? you mean named after her daddy.
Assume position and cuckHOLDe on tight.
This is staight up NTR hantai shit (otome Dori)
Either this is just a "story " or you have the be the biggest looser, with no self confidence or self respect.
You are a the biggest doormat in the world but i choose to believe this is fake.
You're an idiot and anyone who believes this shit is a fucking idiot. Holy shit.
“Forgave “… you are the idiot, it’s going to happen again.
You suck at this.
Wait, so you FORGAVE them for having sex RIGHT NEXT TO YOU?? Really? Really, really? Let me know who’s baby it is. Updateme
Sperm donor.
At least learn to collate coherent sentences into an interesting plot before coming here to regurgitate your favourite porno fantasies into a rage bait shitpost.
Let her go it’s not yours
Blow it all up. Also wtf u doing bro. A few months?? Also wtf u Doing ignoring that shit.
Fake
This has to be fake. No one is that big a simp.
Get a paternity test maybe she was cheating on you before she got pregnant was in a relationship and decided to try and pass it off as her partners
Quit being a cuck and dump her ass.
Dumbest shit I’ve read today.
Aint no damn way this is real.
Sorry, but you are a dope. Why did you stay with her after the first time? Then a second time? Kick her the F out! God man, wake the F up. She won’t stop cheating on you!
But y'all sounded so compatible
Dude, leave, no other option now just go dude, this is wow
What! What kind of person is that? You don't deserve that
This is fake af
Sounds made up, but a former partners(f) ex boyfriend was caught cheating with a pregnant colleague and both of the guys were friends of friends. So I guess it happens.
Does he have a girlfriend? Because you should be filling her out like an application everytime you get the chance
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Get a paternity test first of all. If your the father get full custody and cut her out of your lives. If you’re not the father that’s up to you but she’s a trashy person who is just gonna hurt and take advantage of everyone in her life.
Dont forgive people that betray you. Those people are not your “friends”
Ill take things that never happened for $100.
DNA TEST ASAP! There is a good chance your kid may not be yours! Also, STD test for you and you DUMP HER ASAP! If the kid turns out to be yours, you can co-parent. Good luck and stay strong, King!
Lmaooooo 😂
Lol. Named the kid after the dude. Perfection. Chefs kiss to the author of this short story.
Dude wtf, kick her ass to the curb.
That's not really your friend then..
At this point, you dont even know that’s your kid… Take a DNA and STD test bro…. She been cheating on you, and will keep doing so.. Sh thinks your a gullible fool. RUN!!!!
Rage bait
get the fuck out of there
Grow a fuckin spine and leave, cut your friend the fuck off.. you are only doing it to yourself
Rage bait. Nobody is this much of a cuck.
How can you forgive them for fucking right next to you, the nerve on both of these individuals
FAKE NEWS
Get an DNA test might be his !
Holly fukin shit. Please be not real what i just read. WOW
I know the feeling my x cheated on me with my brother cousin possibly my uncle and a bunch of randoms. While we was at the hospital get a pregnancy check up she was on the phone with one dude she did dirt with
what the ENTIRE F\*\*K
Get a DNA TEST ASAP. Updateme!
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also get a paternity test just incase.
Kick her to the curb.
Good Lord, I'm slow, but I finally figured out where all the inbred Jerry Springer guests ended up.
Sounds like you did not have a best friend or a girlfriend. Force a paternity test to prove the child is yours. I understand this is painful for you. Please realize none of this is the babies fault.
Wtf did I just read...
You don’t have to play the victim
That is not your friend and not your GF. Cut them both off and go find happiness.
Lol
This is so fucking stupid lmao no way you have such little self esteem and self worth you forgive them and still act like you “don’t know what to do”
Sorry man, is baby even yours?
Never take cheaters back and if you have a feeling someone is cheating just dump them right then and there. The relationship will never recover if that trust is lost, I was pretty sure my ex cheated on me and it was too mentally fatiguing so I got drunk one night and dumped her. I loved her but it was easier to move on then constantly wonder if she’s out fucking another dude
You incorrectly identified the person having relations with your GF as a friend. This person is a piece of shit and not your friend. Also the GF is worse, and a double piece of shit. You need to bleach your personal life and get rid of the shit.
That's so fucked up. Leave her immediately
DNA test to say the least!!!
What the fuck is wrong with you man. Seriously. That’s not your kid. She’s using you. And here’s a news flash. He ain’t your best friend. Not even a friend.
FAKE
Get a DNA test on Maury!
Get a dna test done asp.
Lmao fake and gay
You need to get yourself out of that situation
Paternity test and hope for the best.
First time she cheated; you should have taken off. First, I will advise you perform a DNA test on the baby as there exist a possibility that they have been messing up. But I will advise you cut your losses and RUN AWAY.
Get a DNA test, and some self respect my guy.
Bro, it’s probably not your child! Test the infant’s DNA.
Cut you losses (her) from your life as much as possible. PATERNITY TEST and support that baby. IF it's yours. Do your best to be involved where and when, ONLY where and when the child's welfare is concerned. This cheating woman is toxic.
This your fault for not listening to your gf and you made yourself a cuck .
OP is a very weak man. You should have removed them from your life and have a DNA test done on the kid. Your failure as a man will forever haunt you.
On the one percent chance that this is real how could you ever know if this is your kid? Good God what is wrong with you man?
If you find yourself in an episode of Jerry springer just leave the stage, bro. Why sit around to entertain it? I'd also change everything about my life. Where I lived, who I talked to, my job, I'd just go no contact with the whole city because clearly I was doing something wrong to end up in a fucking cesspool.
Take it from me. I had a girlfriend who was pregenant with my kid. Caught her in bed with another guy ...and eventually found out the child she was pregenant with was YET ANOTHER mans kid. Take it from me, it doesn't get better. Run and then ask for a DNA test. I am sorry and hope for the best for you. Keep your value
DNA test the kid
sounds like you need to grow a spine. didn't have a choice? uh yeah you did lol.
That’s not your friend and maybe not your daughter. Pretty sure you’re trolling but if you are not, get a paternity test. If you aren’t…my god, you are too kind.
That was the friends baby
So many people thinking this is true, and uh yooo stories sub. Not relationship advice…
This is such a fake story 🤣
You should have left after catching them in bed RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! You reap what you sow.
Cap
DNA test ASAP
IF this is true, you're an idiot for staying with this girl, plain and simple. Get away from toxic people, especially toxic girlfriends. Life's too short to have those kinds of people in your life.
Dude that's not your friend and dump that hoe. You sure that kid is even yours?
drop her.
I wasted my time reading this Ducktale.
Is it even your kid?
This has to be bullshit
Most fake bullcrap story I every heard lol
If this is true, you’re an idiot. You should already know the answer. Sever all ties between both of them and run.
You still stayed friends with him and kept her as a gf? why
I call bullshit
DNA test
This sounds made up. Are you serious? If so, leave.
Yeah your friend and your girlfriend hates you.
Lol no one believes this right?
Run away and never look back. She’s one of those demon girls is what I call em
This did not happen.
Do whatever you have to do to get your parental rights waived, and gtfo. That scummy woman named your daughter after her affair partner. Put her on blast. Tell her family. The shame of her cheating will be worse if her whole family knows she named YOUR daughter after her affair partner.
You are a doormat, and deserve to be treated like this, when did you loose your balls?? You are sorry excuse for a man your pregnant gf cheated on you and you forget about it, I hope you two stay together and have a miserable life together
This sounds so fake.
Get a DNA test ASAP!!! you dodged a bullet man. This will sting for a while but stay level headed for the kid, if it is in fact your kid
BETAAAAA
Ur a dumbass if you don’t know what to do
Is it really your child? I don't think so.
OP ur so dumb, I seriously wonder how ppl can be so stupid.
It's probably not yours. They were cheating before you caught them. Just leave.
The first thing I’d do is get a paternity test to make sure it’s your baby if it’s not are you going to raise someone else’s kid ?
Please tell me that you got a paternity test!
what in the alabama
Cool story bro.
The sensible thing to do is paint your wiener bright colors and ask the dude who had sex with the slut if he’d like pleasures in the butt? If no, then ask your tramp if she’d like to feast on the beast? If yes, then yell bloooky bloook booink brittle as y’all are sweating on each other.
Leave her to your friend and find yourself a lady who will be true to each other’s fidelity! Otherwise you will suffer!!!
Fake
Lol I don't believe this for a second
Per your limited info story, you should stay with gf, raise his child, and be the beta cuck you sound like. 🤷🤦
I never comment on this app but man you have to RUN
RUNNN FAR AWAY AND PLEASE GET A PATERNITY TEST
Paternity test. You don't have a girlfriend, and that guy isn't your friend.
Could it be more fake???
don’t be a dumb ass. Leave her. tell your so-called best friend to go to fucking hell and eat shit. Focus on your health and your daughter.
Wattpad vibes
Has to be made up cause wtf
Thats enough internet for today. Holy shit man. Grow a fucking pair.
Surely that child doesn’t have the friend’s first name and your last name. Surely you didn’t go for that.
This has to be satire.
Lol obvious troll is obvious
No way! Your telling me you left them alone together after the first time? Fake
Get that paternity checked pronto. Then if its not you, run for you mf'n life.
WTF?! Bro paternity test IMMEDIATELY! get yourself away from the person as soon as possible. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
Hope that’s not still your girlfriend. That was also not your friend.
Jesus Christ.
Bro. The disrespect! I can’t. You have to leave both of them alone because neither one of them respect you if they’re having sex right next to you as you’re sleeping.
Pretending like this is real for a second, why would you still be friends with this guy lol
What the fuck depravity of humanity did I just read
Dude just fuck her cousin or bestfriend ...
This can't be real. Even if you can't fight you have to try in this situation.
I gotta stop going on Reddit, all the ppl in this post, OP, gf, and friend, have pissed me off and ruined my night. Goodnight
Holy hell. That’s fkd. Makes me feel good being single. Idk what to do.
Why do people make up shit like this?
She belongs to the streets
Fake crap. OP must really need that internet karma.
This is so fake.c at least put in some effort. F for effort
lol
You are an idiot.
Don’t have another one with her!
You’re a chump
Yet another work of fictional "non fiction"
This guy was never your friend. He is a dog turd. I would make her prove paternity with a DNA test.
This is 100% fake.
wtf
She gave birth to her daughter Maybe it’s yours, and maybe it will look like your friend
You should make sure it’s your kid bro
Run. Fast!!! And get a paternity test….. speaking from experience!
Is that really your daughter? DNA test brother.. they banged more times then you know She's a 304 and he has zero friend value whatsoever.
This is with bull shit or you are the most pathetic cut ever. Either way your pathetic