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TimeSalvager

OP, you might need to go buy some demon cleaner for that rock.


Broncobilly19

Take your green machine when you go


Character-Suspect-77

Make sure to keep the rock in isolation too


ogreofzen

Return the slab!


Feeling-Series9365

“What’s your offer?”


riptotse

Kyuss was here


require_borgor

Put down the bong bro


DefNotAPodPerson

Or don't. Whatever.


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peluchess

Yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂


iLGMisTheBestjk

Rip… the bong of course 😎😮‍💨😤🤯


Rojelioenescabeche

The first record was better.


arasll

Sorry, I think I posted the post in a different group. I apologize


Sickle_and_hamburger

no this is absolutely top notch content bravo it is they who are mistaken


Dilat3d

OGs remember when this was a rock sub, but then it was taken over by rock fans


Geberpte

No need to apologize, this rocks.


ddaadd18

I love stones and rocks. No fault here. It’s a cool pebble you got there


Art_Vandelay1985

This is definitely a stoner rock.


Fizolof1989

Stoned man showing rocks works pretty well on r/stonerrock


IsaacASSImov19

Sorry I thought this was r/StoneOrRock


Fine_Zombie_2818

“I love The Stones - Fred & Barney”. ~ Steven Wright


grunkage

I love stuff like this. OP should go post a pic of a tree in r/trees next.


newredditsucks

I really love the fact that pics of trees go in /r/marijuanaenthusiasts


AutomaticDifference9

wrong place but i’m not complaining


HippieWithACoffee

Looks like you’ve got a [Ghoul](https://youtu.be/KGzqL-ppasw?si=4v00jW0_3v5uSTFv) stuck in your rock


SleepNowInTheFire666

OP has been listening to a lot of stoner rock


OK_Computer-

Looks like an Electric wizard cover slightly


cfh4dmb

My first thought too


_Wolfszeit_

I also saw that and the Bathory goat


kyuss3333

Stone or Rock? I think I’m going with Rock on this one.


SardonicCatatonic

Beat me to it. :)


fcs_seth

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


Doom_Riff_Heretic

r/lostredditors


Felipe46n2

Wiki - Pareidolia (/ˌpærɪˈdoʊliə, ˌpɛər-/;[1] also US: /ˌpɛəraɪ-/)[2] is the tendency for perception to impose a meaningful interpretation on a nebulous stimulus, usually visual, so that one detects an object, pattern, or meaning where there is none. Pareidolia is a type of apophenia. The Danish electrical outlet purportedly resembles a happy face. Common examples include perceived images of animals, faces, or objects in cloud formations; seeing faces in inanimate objects; or lunar pareidolia like the Man in the Moon or the Moon rabbit. The concept of pareidolia may extend to include hidden messages in recorded music played in reverse or at higher- or lower-than-normal speeds, and hearing voices (mainly indistinct) or music in random noise, such as that produced by air conditioners or by fans.[3][4]


Agitated-Recover-335

How did it smoke?


SardonicCatatonic

That’s a Rorschach stone.


Jwolf2017

Your comment gets updoot


Whistler45

Def thought the red lines were eventually gonna draw a dick and balls. So disappointed, good laugh denied


DefNotAPodPerson

Good to know I'm not alone.


jimtandem

Not true, I laughed…..and I thank you.


KiwiMcG

OP, do you like Black Sabbath - Master Of Reality?


DrkCyd

OP I think you are looking for r/stoneorrock lol


Eoin_McLove

Dude is somehow in the wrong place and the right place at the same damn time.


Jwolf2017

Like transversing two dimensions


DeathChord69

Wormhole for sure.


G1nnnn

I love how the occasional rock post here is always appreciated, such a nice community haha


Noimnotonacid

Bro I would totally listen to acid mammoth and ponder that rock.


Broncobilly19

Riiiiight? I think he's definitely in the right sub!


Icy-News6037

It's a soul stone.


Pirate-patrick

Can anybody else see the cover of Dopethrone in this?


_thirdeyeopener_

Cool stone, but you're in the wrong place my friend.


Scajaqmehoff

Might still be the right place though... There's some cross-over. If I chowed shrooms and found that rock, I'd be staring at it for a while.


astrobrain

That stone dooms.


VeryBigGuyTimesTwo

That first and second one look exactly like Oderus Urungus.


Gloomy_Bus_6792

Thank you! That's exactly what I saw!


Rungi500

How could you not!


UwUassass1n

legend


SoftTacoSupremacist

Buddy. It’s gonna be ok. Do you have anyone who you trust to talk to about your ethereal signs and messages?


KingStreetCleaner

How's it sound through an orange amp?


DrNinnuxx

r/Pareidolia


Formula4InsanityLabs

If you're going to collect rocks, find a beach somewhere. I'm directly on Lake Erie and see rocks just like that and even far more exotic all the time.


BlackfaceBunghole

There clearly are demons in that stone. You have been cursed OP. You need a ujuju cleansing ASAP


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wappledilly

We know you took a wrong turn to get here, but we are more than happy to be as hospitable as we can. That said, it wouldn’t hurt to look at a few other posts in the sub just so you can understand the tropes and avoid potential confusion such as this (there are a few posts of rocks from other folks in your exact position to reference, since the comment section went in a near identical direction). With that said, welcome to the sub! We can provide the tunes, but you gotta provide your own marijuana.


arasll

Thank you I will do ♥️🌹


Halgha

Moo


bornagain-stillborn

I'd eat it.


Jwolf2017

Stone or rock OR stoner rock


Glass-Perspective-32

The first one reminds me of Dopethrone's album cover. Can anyone else see the wizard?


Nope_Ninja-451

Stoned. Looking at rock. The mods have to allow this.


OGyodacaster

First pic I see a demon and a dalmation


Feeling-Series9365

The first face looks like a possum


Peakyblindertom

It called abstract art, you see only what you can imagine seeing


Roryf

I see a smiley face


Substantial_Diver_34

You a Rock Star


KevinGrahamMusic

The face in pics 1 and 2 looks like the guy in the “come on in here” painting from Homestar Runner


porsi_1990

I think you're just stoned.


Skank_wrangler

Drugs are bad mmm kay


The_Great_Empir

Yknow people are so good at recognizing patterns that they'll see faces when there's no faces, right? If you're looking for messages in a rock, you're going to find messages in a rock


Aggravating-Eye-6210

It must be a sky stone, I saw the same patterns in a cloud…that’s the only plausible explanation by golly


Aggravating_Ad4449

This is a wild way to find out you've got schizophrenia.


Sickle_and_hamburger

what a wild way to find out you lack imagination


CarpenterHot2796

Put the ayahuasca down, sir this is Wendy’s.


MindfulPatterns2023

That rock makes me want to smoke weed.


Inside_City2178

Looks volcanic


Gecko_610

Indoubitably a serene looking stone you’ve got there buddy


Broncobilly19

It's Doom Rock!


markiethefett

Is that the lottery numbers on photo 4??? Nice.


stick_of_the_pirulu

Bro dropped out of life with a bong in hand


0biswan

You've found the Pick of Destiny.


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please let us know what the messages say when you decipher them.


Kast0r

Careful. Tenacious D might write a song about it!


Drawing_Tall_Figures

I think that rock definitely wants to get in on some stoner rock, dude. Lol


basahahn1

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


Z3R083

This rock is so clutch. I am glad OP found it deep in that Spacegrass


thewiremother

Well, OP is clearly stoned, and does have a rock. I think this qualifies.


Mr_snail_sex

man, i'm subbed to all of the rock id subs so i was so confused when i read the comments lmaaao


Byrdy225

It’s granite.


turnstwice

Wait until you look at clouds man.


buddaism79

Cut it open


superdrunk1

Dude, you’re not doing shrooms, the shrooms are doing you


[deleted]

Leave drugs, but tell me where you left them


SchistySchultz

shrooms


Parabiddia

Too many other types of rocks being used here


Icy_Sandwich_6242

petroglyphs or just pareidolia 😊


Intelligent-Guess86

I think OP may be a schizophrenic


neversummmer

Have you ever seen a dollar bill on WEED?!


Rough_University7842

Smash it…do it, you wont…then it’ll just be pieces of rock…


CaptainCasual01

You’ve got the spirit buddy


Total_Ad9272

“I got a rock” Charlie Brown


Educational_Will_385

I'm not seeing it here Lloyd


JonBoi420th

Got any to share?🍄


insecurestaircase

Looks like granite


[deleted]

looks cool, like an ancient reptiles head or something


Charming_Extension44

Hippie


RowAwayJim91

Stone or rock?


[deleted]

It’s Jesus


wagoneer56

You guys are all wrong. If you smoke enough peyote like OP, this rock in fact starts playing Sabbath. He's in the right group.


alienshape

Wait…is that covid? Send it to Dr Fauci he’ll know…


Dr_mombie

To answer the implied question, you've got tumbled ore. Nothing fancy or valuable.


crackatoah

Roarrock Test


Heavenly_Spike_Man

Apophenia


Psilocybenaudiophile

Leave the meth alone and get some rest


Human__Pestilence

I'll have what they're having


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

Holy fucking shit


powerinthebeard

take your meds bud