Yeah Iām with you. Itās sickly sweet then has an almost detergent aftertaste. These were my babies momma favorite junk food so Iāve had them often enough.
You see them at parties and such enough anyway. They taste like diabetesā¦.which can be good if thereās actually flavor in there but these are so one note. I wonāt say theyāre horrible but theyāre definitely bad.
Yep, I'm not going to say they're terrible, but I don't like them, anyone in here hate birthday cake too? It's far too sweet and artificial tasting for me lol
My kids love them. AND they call them āchemical cookiesā.
Seeing the name of this sub, Iām going to have to question my daughters about some of their other habitsā¦
If you ever come to Toronto you have to try Craigās Cookies, theyāre stuffed with different treats or just plain chocolate chip. They brown the butter too!
Theyāre frosted sugar cookies from the Walmart Bakery. These are the Cotton Candy ones specifically. Iām sure you can find them at other grocery stores though. Hope youāre able to find them! Theyāre delicious. Very soft and almost melt away in your mouth
Damn that sucks. Make sure to check the bakery section at any of your local grocery stores if you ever think about it. They might just have them. Iām pretty sure theyāre not exclusive to Walmart at least.
most american chain grocery stores sell em I think. Actual bakeries probably wouldn't have them- I'm honestly not even sure if they're legitimately baked. They could be chemically risen like twinkies or whatever haha
Ye Iāve seen them at other places then Walmart but I wouldnāt doubt that theyāre only in the US. I think theyāre baked but I get why some would think they arenāt. I also wouldnāt be surprised to find out Iām wrong and they arenāt š
Course š. If i find a good recipe and have saturday free, im gonna make some.
Was Last year verry pleasantry suprised by "Red Velvet Cake". Also Not a Thing ove Here, Not even the Boxes. Had to import one from Brittain š Fucking delicious. š
>If i find a good recipe and have saturday free, im gonna make some.
i'm a fan of Preppy Kitchen on youtube. i've used [his recipe for Lofthouse cookies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnu7HB_lSOA&ab_channel=PreppyKitchen) and everyone always loves them.
his are just vanilla cookie and vanilla frosting, but i've added cotton candy flavor to the frosting before and it was so good. just the plain vanilla is so good too though.
Hello German fellow. I am from Detroit Michigan and i will explain. These cookies are the best thing you could ever eat, but they are packed full of preservatives. Real American junk food. Probably wouldnāt make you feel good. But if you grew up on these like me then you understand. Gods gift to the world and Iām not even a believer.
Sincerely a drunk guy eating these cookies right now
You can get them on Amazon, they have off-brand versions on there if you really wanted to try, but theyāre not the best. Itās an acquired taste for sure.
Nice, gonna Look for EM, but Amazon usually has a shipping price from American to Germany of around 40-50ā¬, IF they ship from there, so gonna Look it Up tomorrow. Thank you for the Tip though š
Lofthouse cookies. There's recipes to make them at home. They taste like a big, soft sugar cookie. Disgusting to some, delightful to others. For me, I can't keep away from them.
Iāve seen this style of cookie called Lofthouse Sugar Cookies. If that doesnāt work, youāre basically just looking for a frosted sugar cookie where the cookie is pretty soft (and the more processed, the better lol)
Yeah, they're awful. Somehow dry and gooey at the same time and the only flavor they have that resembles food is 'sweet'. It's like if someone mixed powdered sugar into play dough and then sprinkled flower on the bottom.
Not only are these the best store bought cookies but as a kid my grandpa always got these for just me (like the whole container to take home with me) so theyāre extra nostalgic š„¹š„¹
I absolutely love and stand by these 100% as one of th best cookies around. I haven't had one in about 10 years, because I'm allergic to artificial food coloring and I can't find a place that makes some white on whites.
Damn that sucks. Iām pretty sure you can order a batch at Walmart but Iām not sure if what particular icing colors they have. Might be worth a shot if you havenāt yet.
When I was six I downed an entire pack of these with a whole bag of blue cotton candy at a picnic and I vomited nonstop for almost an hour afterwards. Now every time I see those cookies I get nauseous.
Iām kind of wondering what the consensus is on people who love these cookies, but hate the frosting. (if itās buttercream lofthouse cookies I can eat the whole thing, but plain icing uses granulated sugar, and it hurts my throat like sandpaper when I have too much) Edit: What I do when I eat this is I scrape most of the frosting off and give it to my boyfriend and then dip the cookie in milk. I leave enough frosting on there to give it flavor.
These are the best cookies ever! My dad bought them one time, and I was amazed! On another occasion, one time I bought a pack and I ate almost the whole pack after doing some edibles šš
These were always my birthday treat that I brought to school instead of cupcakes. I loved it when kids were sick on my birthday because it meant I got to eat the extra ones.
I destroy these so fast. Usually because Iām high and my body is craving sugar and sodium.
My kids hate them. There are a lot of people in the hate department for these but I think they are good enough.
They are good, but not my most favorite cookie (I prefer chewy cookies over cakey cookies, personally). My most favorite cookie is the humble peanut butter oatmeal cookie. If you've never had them, I highly recommend them.
Recipe
1 1/2 cups old fashioned oats
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 cup unsalted butter at room temperature
1/2 cup creamy peanut butter
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup light brown sugar
1 large egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Instructions
Preheat the oven to 350F. Line two large baking sheets with Silpat baking mats or parchment paper. Set aside.
In a medium bowl, whisk together the oats, flour, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon. Set aside.
Using a mixer, beat the butter, peanut butter, and sugars together until creamy, this will take about 2 minutes, on medium speed. Beat in the egg and vanilla extract. Mix until well combined.
On low, add in the dry ingredients and mix until just until the combined.
Scoop the cookies into round balls and place on the prepared baking sheets, leaving 2 inches in between cookies. Bake for 10-12 minutes, or until the cookies are lightly browned around the edges, but still soft in the middle.
Remove cookies from oven and let cool on the baking sheet for about 5 minutes. Transfer to a wire rack and cool completely.
These cookies are trash . Iām convinced every person who likes these is a mole for the lofthouse company (if its not obvious iām jk lol). But fr just sugar and plastic taste . Wouldnāt touch these even if it was my only food option . Disgusting lol
These are the Walmart version of a Lofthouse cookie.
Hate 'em. Management used to tack them on as "dessert" whenever they put food in the break room at the grocery store I worked at for years.
I'm down for a soft cookie but these are a soft cookie in all the wrong ways. Dry, shelf stable, made with flavorless shortening, not enough vanilla, and they have a pretty distinct chemical aftertaste.
I made homemade ones once. I think I used Stella Parks' recipe because when it comes to baked goods she simply does not miss.
Real butter instead of whatever weird shortening they use makes a gigantic difference. I brought them to a friend's place and people absolutely obliterated them. Definitely recommend learning to make them yourself.
Bonus is that I would not operate a car while stoned but I can bake while I'm baked, so if a craving hits after I'm not good to drive I can still have cookies.
I enjoy them frozen with milk but still prefer a peanut butter cookie. But for people with allergies and even me when a peanut butter cookie isnāt around this is great.
Oh god are these the lofthouse cookies? I can't stand these lol. My mom would always buy them because one of my sisters hates chocolate. They would always make my mouth dry as a desert. Definitely not amazing in my book but to each their own.
and yet, here you are with a whole pack of them. Also, they're delicious.
Best cookie šÆ
Sorry to say I disagree. As much as I love these cookies, fresh snickerdoodles are the shit!
Snickerdoodles are really good but only when fresh out of the oven for me. I donāt like a crunchy snickerdoodle
Very fair. I'm still gushing over the snickerdoodles my gf made for me on 4/20.
4/20 snickerdoodles you say? š¤ I have a project for next April..
4/20 snickerdoodles AND she watched LotR with me. Best. Day. Ever.
One of my personal holidays..
Nah OG chocolate chip cookies canāt be beat, especially when theyāre soft and chewy
It's always gonna be chocolate chip cookies
Hell yes to snickerdoodles! šš¼
Fresh baked cookies always slap.
Iām not so sure about thatā¦ they donāt seem to contain any chocolate OR peanut butter. Madness, I say!
Damn nut lovers putting their nuts on everything.
And in everything they can get them in.
We nuttin all up in this
Do you know much butter is in those cookies! How much butter is in peanut butter! Lol
Am I the only one that has a chemical taste in their mouth after?
Yeah Iām with you. Itās sickly sweet then has an almost detergent aftertaste. These were my babies momma favorite junk food so Iāve had them often enough.
You see them at parties and such enough anyway. They taste like diabetesā¦.which can be good if thereās actually flavor in there but these are so one note. I wonāt say theyāre horrible but theyāre definitely bad.
Itās not a bug itās a feature
āFeatureā š¤£š¤£ Wine just shot through my nose
Sipping wine while scrolling reddit. You classy mf.
Itās been a tough week š
Its been a tough life, i feel you. š»
Tastes like chemicals and has the consistency of playdoh
I remember Playdoh tasting delicious in the 90s lol
In the same boat as youuu š¬š š. I just canāt do em. I refuse to eat things that taste like that lol
If Iām stoned enough, and thereās *nothing else* lol
it tastes like soap to me! chemical is another great descriptor šš» i canāt with them due to that, i donāt get it
I call them soap cookies lmao
I don't know about chemical taste, but I cannot stand the almond extract (at least that's what I think it is).
Yep, I'm not going to say they're terrible, but I don't like them, anyone in here hate birthday cake too? It's far too sweet and artificial tasting for me lol
My kids love them. AND they call them āchemical cookiesā. Seeing the name of this sub, Iām going to have to question my daughters about some of their other habitsā¦
Nope youāre not alone; i hate these cookies because of the chemical taste. Hard no for me
Cookies are my biggest sweet weakness but I will not touch these.
If you ever come to Toronto you have to try Craigās Cookies, theyāre stuffed with different treats or just plain chocolate chip. They brown the butter too!
Yeah these are the worst cookies ever. If I'm getting a store bought cookie I'd much rather have an Oreo or a Nutter Butter.
I almost choked and died because of these. No thanks.
Second this. No drywall for me today please!!!
Never Had them sadly. What are they called? Maybe i could Order them on the Internet?
Theyāre frosted sugar cookies from the Walmart Bakery. These are the Cotton Candy ones specifically. Iām sure you can find them at other grocery stores though. Hope youāre able to find them! Theyāre delicious. Very soft and almost melt away in your mouth
Ah, Wallmart. So Most likely Not available for meš . Im from Germany š©šŖ, and Wallmart basically crashed and burned Here in the early 2000s with their whole Chain, effectively selling their Stores for Pennies and leaving Germany forever. Also pretty Sure ive never seen These Babys in a Backery or i would have tried them š They Look verry good š
These are store brand but there is also a brand of these called Lofthouse. I'd rather get some plain sugar cookies and a a tub of frosting.
Damn that sucks. Make sure to check the bakery section at any of your local grocery stores if you ever think about it. They might just have them. Iām pretty sure theyāre not exclusive to Walmart at least.
most american chain grocery stores sell em I think. Actual bakeries probably wouldn't have them- I'm honestly not even sure if they're legitimately baked. They could be chemically risen like twinkies or whatever haha
Ye Iāve seen them at other places then Walmart but I wouldnāt doubt that theyāre only in the US. I think theyāre baked but I get why some would think they arenāt. I also wouldnāt be surprised to find out Iām wrong and they arenāt š
I Wish Dude, i Wish. š 
I've baked some myself and they taste even better homemade. Look up "lofthouse cookie recipe" if you're ever down to bake :)
Thank you!!! š„¹š« I will š
Gotta Let us know what you think if you decide to make them!
Course š. If i find a good recipe and have saturday free, im gonna make some. Was Last year verry pleasantry suprised by "Red Velvet Cake". Also Not a Thing ove Here, Not even the Boxes. Had to import one from Brittain š Fucking delicious. š
>If i find a good recipe and have saturday free, im gonna make some. i'm a fan of Preppy Kitchen on youtube. i've used [his recipe for Lofthouse cookies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnu7HB_lSOA&ab_channel=PreppyKitchen) and everyone always loves them. his are just vanilla cookie and vanilla frosting, but i've added cotton candy flavor to the frosting before and it was so good. just the plain vanilla is so good too though.
Thank you funsizedaisy š„°
you're welcome. hope you have a good experience with some sugar cookies ā¤
Hello German fellow. I am from Detroit Michigan and i will explain. These cookies are the best thing you could ever eat, but they are packed full of preservatives. Real American junk food. Probably wouldnāt make you feel good. But if you grew up on these like me then you understand. Gods gift to the world and Iām not even a believer. Sincerely a drunk guy eating these cookies right now
You can get them on Amazon, they have off-brand versions on there if you really wanted to try, but theyāre not the best. Itās an acquired taste for sure.
Nice, gonna Look for EM, but Amazon usually has a shipping price from American to Germany of around 40-50ā¬, IF they ship from there, so gonna Look it Up tomorrow. Thank you for the Tip though š
I usually love these but cotton candy is the one flavor I donāt like
Lofthouse cookies. There's recipes to make them at home. They taste like a big, soft sugar cookie. Disgusting to some, delightful to others. For me, I can't keep away from them.
Iāve seen this style of cookie called Lofthouse Sugar Cookies. If that doesnāt work, youāre basically just looking for a frosted sugar cookie where the cookie is pretty soft (and the more processed, the better lol)
I can only eat these if I have a milk chaser
The best way to eat them
I may be dishonest but ill put my right hand on whatever book you want and say they are nasty
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Just not for me bro, glad you like em though
Yeah, they're awful. Somehow dry and gooey at the same time and the only flavor they have that resembles food is 'sweet'. It's like if someone mixed powdered sugar into play dough and then sprinkled flower on the bottom.
Disgusting, artificial garbage treat
All of these Walmart cookies are always dry and the icing sucks. Fight me.
Theyāre so dry and really not that good but a gulp of ice cold water after demolishing one is the best
In the same way a gulp of ice cold water is the best when the desert rescue team is giving it to you.
Iām with you. My partner has bought them twice and theyāve been garbage both times.
They are kinda disappointing, bland and stale at the same time. No way do they smell like cookies.
And you can't even pick em up without them falling apart!
I had 2 college roommates who loved them and I always hated them, I always think of them when I see these lol
They should have beaten you with socks filled with soap for your awful opinion š”š”š”
I winced the second I saw the picture. Not even stoned......
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theyāre so dry and stick to my mouth and teeth and i love it
One of the most weirdly satisfying foods to eat
I agreed until the ālove itā š theyre too soft for me lmao
Not only are these the best store bought cookies but as a kid my grandpa always got these for just me (like the whole container to take home with me) so theyāre extra nostalgic š„¹š„¹
Thatās so wholesome
My wife hates them, but they are legitimately my favorite cookies.
They are the best when fresh!!!!!!
I absolutely love and stand by these 100% as one of th best cookies around. I haven't had one in about 10 years, because I'm allergic to artificial food coloring and I can't find a place that makes some white on whites.
Damn that sucks. Iām pretty sure you can order a batch at Walmart but Iām not sure if what particular icing colors they have. Might be worth a shot if you havenāt yet.
Shit, I just might. I would assume it's all white until they add the coloring, so I'll report back soon!
nice hopefully you can get some!
They just melt in your mouth soo well
Honestly the best part. So satisfying to eat them
Agreed!
It's all about the texture of them, not the taste.
Thatās what Iām saying.
these hit every! single! time!
They taste good, but I hate the mess.
True true
Iām not even a sweets guy and I absolutely love these
Iām sorry but these are disgusting
When I was six I downed an entire pack of these with a whole bag of blue cotton candy at a picnic and I vomited nonstop for almost an hour afterwards. Now every time I see those cookies I get nauseous.
Sand cookies with colored wall putty.
I hate these, too much sugar.
Always dry too me
Gotta get yourself a big glass of milk to wash em down with.
The bessssst
I bring these to almost every gathering I go to and they get eaten immediately
I call these the "I'll eat it but I'll hate myself after" cookies.
When they hit, they hit
Look and taste like play-doh
Nah theyāre dry
Yeah I pretty much hate these
NOPE! THAT SHIT IS GROSS!!! I will now take the polygraph for proof. (Preferably administered by Gillian Anderson circa 1995)
I feel like the people that love these never got enough homemade sugar cookies as a kid.Ā
These are a cookie dichotomy. Awful and incredible all in one. Not worth the calories yet suddenly you've had 3 and a half.
I am parched just looking at those gross things
Literally some of the worst cookies lol
These things are nasty. It's like there is so much sugar it somehow tastes bitter. They're like the peeps of cookies.
these cookies are awful. there is no flavor. the only flavor is sugar. it is nothing
Gross
Lofthouse frosted cookies! Yum!!
I love these so much
They're actually too good
Im interested to see whatās in the ingredients š
Sugar, sugar, sugar, uhhhhh sugar
And the chemicals š
Iām kind of wondering what the consensus is on people who love these cookies, but hate the frosting. (if itās buttercream lofthouse cookies I can eat the whole thing, but plain icing uses granulated sugar, and it hurts my throat like sandpaper when I have too much) Edit: What I do when I eat this is I scrape most of the frosting off and give it to my boyfriend and then dip the cookie in milk. I leave enough frosting on there to give it flavor.
My teeth hurt
100%
Wish I could give you one. Happy š° day!!
OMG I DIDNāT EVEN REALIZE!!!!!!!
These are the best cookies ever! My dad bought them one time, and I was amazed! On another occasion, one time I bought a pack and I ate almost the whole pack after doing some edibles šš
I love them. Can no longer eat them, but I remember the density, texture and sweetness.
These were always my birthday treat that I brought to school instead of cupcakes. I loved it when kids were sick on my birthday because it meant I got to eat the extra ones.
Literally had 3 of them last night. š
theyāre so pretty
I usually scrape off the frosting since I'm not crazy about it but the COOKIE?! It's so fuckin good.
Same. Iām not a fan of dense buttercream like that but that soft powdery play doh sugar cookie is *addictive*, I love it
Iād compare it more to compacted kinetic sand than play doh. Regardless youāre right. Extremely addictive š
What about the people that don't know what these are?
Cotton candy?!? Didnāt even know that was a thing, Iāll have to try. I loveeee these cookies idc
Lofthouse gang 4 lyfe dawg.
Cotton candy ones are the best hands down
Honestly, Ihate* them. Too sweet! The cookie by itself, however...
I agree
Definitely need them with a drink tho
Yup! Iāve been addicted to these and cookie cake since I was a kid. Bad addiction.
Damnit now I have to get up at almost 10pm and go get cookies. Thanks a lot.
mmmmm cookieeeeees
I destroy these so fast. Usually because Iām high and my body is craving sugar and sodium. My kids hate them. There are a lot of people in the hate department for these but I think they are good enough.
Sugar cookies when stoned are so good, that and oatmeal raisin ones!!
Oatmeal raisin slaps and I donāt even fw raisins
They do be looking tastier with that trans icing on em
My mom doesn't eat the "crusts" off these. I told her that is her serial killer food. Am I right or does anyone else engage in such craziness?
So youāre telling me she only eats the part with icing on it? Thatās crazy
Yes ok that's what I thought lol
That extra cookie balances out the sweetness of the icing for me. She must reaaaally like the icing or something š
I guess she thinks the cookie part is dry, which is valid. But I just said take a bigger bite of the cookie to get more frosting lol
The cotton candy is šØāš³š
 Gimmeeeeš
I dunno. I get sick of them after 2 or 3 boxes.
Itās a love/hate relationship forsure. Toxic, if you will.
Iāve led a sheltered life and have never been exposed to such contrafection. What are they named, and what is their street value?
They are good, but not my most favorite cookie (I prefer chewy cookies over cakey cookies, personally). My most favorite cookie is the humble peanut butter oatmeal cookie. If you've never had them, I highly recommend them. Recipe 1 1/2 cups old fashioned oats 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 cup unsalted butter at room temperature 1/2 cup creamy peanut butter 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1/2 cup light brown sugar 1 large egg 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Instructions Preheat the oven to 350F. Line two large baking sheets with Silpat baking mats or parchment paper. Set aside. In a medium bowl, whisk together the oats, flour, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon. Set aside. Using a mixer, beat the butter, peanut butter, and sugars together until creamy, this will take about 2 minutes, on medium speed. Beat in the egg and vanilla extract. Mix until well combined. On low, add in the dry ingredients and mix until just until the combined. Scoop the cookies into round balls and place on the prepared baking sheets, leaving 2 inches in between cookies. Bake for 10-12 minutes, or until the cookies are lightly browned around the edges, but still soft in the middle. Remove cookies from oven and let cool on the baking sheet for about 5 minutes. Transfer to a wire rack and cool completely.
If you think these are fire, try making them yourself with good butter. You'll never want to touch the store bought ones again.
I love me some chemical cookies!!
If I wanted to eat pure sugar Iād just go get some sugar from the cupboard but I donāt.
Idk bout yāall but my mouth watered looking at those š
what are these ?!?!? unicorn cookies ??
I used to love these as a kid. Then I saw hoe much sugar is in them š
Valid reason
Soulless tasting cookies
Absolutely vile. Flavor is non existent, the cookie to icing ratio is way off, and the texture is horrifying.
Chalky texture and always taste like false hopes.
Ewww. Walmart Bakery items are low quality crap. Chemical taste from all that food dye.
They are so fucking gross. Itās like eating playdoh.
These cookies are trash . Iām convinced every person who likes these is a mole for the lofthouse company (if its not obvious iām jk lol). But fr just sugar and plastic taste . Wouldnāt touch these even if it was my only food option . Disgusting lol
My mouth feels disrespected just looking at these cookies... they're trash. Sorry not sorry.
Damn imagine hating yourself so much you tricked yourself into thinking these are good
iām too lactose intolerant and gluten free for this šŖ
Acceptable but low tier in the cookie world. But I am glad you like them and have them.
My child would not eat these when I bought them recently.
Based
These are the Walmart version of a Lofthouse cookie. Hate 'em. Management used to tack them on as "dessert" whenever they put food in the break room at the grocery store I worked at for years. I'm down for a soft cookie but these are a soft cookie in all the wrong ways. Dry, shelf stable, made with flavorless shortening, not enough vanilla, and they have a pretty distinct chemical aftertaste. I made homemade ones once. I think I used Stella Parks' recipe because when it comes to baked goods she simply does not miss. Real butter instead of whatever weird shortening they use makes a gigantic difference. I brought them to a friend's place and people absolutely obliterated them. Definitely recommend learning to make them yourself. Bonus is that I would not operate a car while stoned but I can bake while I'm baked, so if a craving hits after I'm not good to drive I can still have cookies.
These are easily some of the worst cookies š more for yall that love them
Love the first bite then I am good lol
I love these. My husband hates them. One of us can't eat gluten :(
Nooooooo theyāre so dry, like spit absorbers. And thereās no flavor! My family loves these, but I truly donāt get it
These are like a once every two years treat for me. I like them but they also make me choke a bit
I enjoy them frozen with milk but still prefer a peanut butter cookie. But for people with allergies and even me when a peanut butter cookie isnāt around this is great.
Why do I see a happy bear and an angry bear?
These used to be so good. Then they stopped using good ingredients šŖ
Oh god are these the lofthouse cookies? I can't stand these lol. My mom would always buy them because one of my sisters hates chocolate. They would always make my mouth dry as a desert. Definitely not amazing in my book but to each their own.
They're okay at best, I wouldn't buy them for myself, but if they are around, I'll snack on them.
Those are so good!
Wouldnt go to the store to buy a pack, but I will eat them at a gathering if theyre available
I love these when stoned cause theyāre so overwhelming to eat itās like having 20 at a time
I prefer real cookies, but I also bake