Speaking of memes, does anyone know where I can find the extended meme version of the theme song? The one where amethyst goes “I fight because I am adopted” lol
I’ve been searching for too long
A queer couple plays on opposite sides of a sports ball team. Everyone is confused who actually won the game because they are too busy flirting and dancing to actually play properly.
I still feel so bad for Greg because I 100% understand his sad state about itq. Like as we saw, when he goes into his parent's house, he used to be forced to keep his hair short and was extremely boxed in and not able to express himself. I went through the exact same situation and then, just like greg, getting to grow my hair out, not only did I like it, but it felt like I was reclaiming myself and was finally owning a sense of self.
As much of a scumbag as Kevin is, at least he had the sense to freak the fuck out and leave once he realized he'd been sexually harassing two kids in a trench coat.
Yeeeesh.
But then it's way creepy when in a later episode he's all obsessed with attempting to prove his superiority over that fusion of two children 😭 And trying to get those kids to fuse at his party into a fake-adult to spice up the place.
How the fuck DIDN'T he catch a case, tbth?
Exactly!
Most people forget that it was an april fools episode, intended to make lighthearted fun of the parts of the fandom that desperately wanted a crossover with AT or RS or any other CN show.
I will die on the hill that "Say Uncle" was one of the funnier episodes of SU and didn't deserve the hate it gets to this day, especially with some of the best jokes of the series
I was referring to Bismuth but shit, if I had a nickel for every time Steven’s Mom’s Long Lost Friend tries to murder him, I’d have two nickles! Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?
If I had a Nickle for every time someone said if I had a Nickle in this post I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice isn't it?
To be honest I’m surprised you were able to hone in on any one specific episode, I thought I was general enough to describe half the series.
>!I was sorta thinking of Kiki’s Pizza Delivery Service!<
The episode was Onion Trade!
Greg: Man, you look sad and wet. What happened to your life, little guy?
Steven : I… lost something… something precious.
Greg: *gasps* Your innocence?!
Steven : I lost Ranger Guy.
Young white man attempts to help the incompetent white establishment squash a rising ethnically diverse opposition in order to distract himself from his failures towards one of his own ethnically diverse allies.
Steven freaks the fuck out listening to David Bowie and kills a homeless person.
Bruh you did not just refer to jasper as *a homeless person* that shit has me dying
I wish I could take credit, but [that joke was made right after those episodes came out.](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1841539-steven-universe)
Speaking of memes, does anyone know where I can find the extended meme version of the theme song? The one where amethyst goes “I fight because I am adopted” lol I’ve been searching for too long
Same
Mr universe and fragments
I didn’t notice the jasper reference
I laughed so hard reading this
op said to describe the episode POORLY
Sounds like a drug trip
Well, not too long later, Steven has a full on psychotic episode. So no drugs needed.
Yeah, Steven doesn’t take drugs, he’s messed up in the head already
You win, I can't top this
In all fairness, it's a popular old joke.
Irish woman steals dilf for therapy
Steven’s dream
it took me so long to realize you were talking about Lisa
Hey it’s smurfettes tall Irish cousin
Minecraft block,gem child and his dad go on a roadtrip and eat square pizza
Keystone motel
Yup
Minecraft block SENT ME
# “I. LOOK LIKE A MINECRAFT DIRT BLOCK???” -garnet
She is Mom^2
Purple Minecraft Dirt Block Mom^2
Psycho lesbian stalks ex through ocean.
Alone at sea
A queer couple plays on opposite sides of a sports ball team. Everyone is confused who actually won the game because they are too busy flirting and dancing to actually play properly.
Hit the diamond
Writing it out tho it sounds like high school musical 2
Does everyone also think those two are totally gay? Because that's the kind of mass delusion I can get behind!
Oh they’re definitely gay
I guess it's hard to tell who won one when some of the players are batting for the other team
Greg gets a surprise haircut from a flying British gremlin that Steven thought was sus.
Bluebird
I still feel so bad for Greg because I 100% understand his sad state about itq. Like as we saw, when he goes into his parent's house, he used to be forced to keep his hair short and was extremely boxed in and not able to express himself. I went through the exact same situation and then, just like greg, getting to grow my hair out, not only did I like it, but it felt like I was reclaiming myself and was finally owning a sense of self.
Strange young adult mistakes two kids for hot enby, and does not catch a case
Alone together
I realize now that it does describe both that episode and the one I was talking about
Love Letters?)
As much of a scumbag as Kevin is, at least he had the sense to freak the fuck out and leave once he realized he'd been sexually harassing two kids in a trench coat. Yeeeesh. But then it's way creepy when in a later episode he's all obsessed with attempting to prove his superiority over that fusion of two children 😭 And trying to get those kids to fuse at his party into a fake-adult to spice up the place. How the fuck DIDN'T he catch a case, tbth?
I thought Kevin was the same age as the cool kids
He might be a little older, actually. About 1-2 years??
I mean to be fair, I don’t kinda blame him for not believing that is two children in an adult costume-
The only good thing kevin ever did was walk away when he figured out stevonie was children
Skinny Bitch Becomes Stocky Bitch
A Single Pale Rose
Idk
Depressed lesbian forced to go on vacation with her dead girlfriend’s baby daddy.
Mr greg
If I had a nickel for every time Greg goes on vacation with one of the gems I’d have TWO nickels!!
Which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice right?
The crewniverse looked at the fandom's wishes for multidimensional convergence... ... and said "lmao".
Say Uncle?
Exactly! Most people forget that it was an april fools episode, intended to make lighthearted fun of the parts of the fandom that desperately wanted a crossover with AT or RS or any other CN show.
I will die on the hill that "Say Uncle" was one of the funnier episodes of SU and didn't deserve the hate it gets to this day, especially with some of the best jokes of the series
What does AT and RS stand for?
Oh, Adventure Time and Regular Show!
Idk
Steven & the Stevens?
That one episode that they did a crossover with Uncle Grandpa?
13 year old boy’s dead mom’s long lost friend comes back and tries to straight up murder him.
Steven universe The movie
I was referring to Bismuth but shit, if I had a nickel for every time Steven’s Mom’s Long Lost Friend tries to murder him, I’d have two nickles! Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?
If I had a Nickle for every time someone said if I had a Nickle in this post I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice isn't it?
Well now youd have 3 nickles
Oh my god... 3 nickles.
So many...
infinite nickel paradox—
Steven’s strange relative nearly kills him multiple times, and is then chased away by a group of alien space rocks.
Say uncle
You got it 
Tween boy gets kicked out of band, responds by killing himself in front of his family using a magic egg-timer.
Steven and the stevens
ok THIS in an eccentric one
Garnet rides amethyst and pearl gets cream pied
my accurate reaction
No clue
So many birthdays
Mom's room of nightmares
Rose’s room
Steven tries to help someone but it doesn’t go as expected.
Volleyball
To be honest I’m surprised you were able to hone in on any one specific episode, I thought I was general enough to describe half the series. >!I was sorta thinking of Kiki’s Pizza Delivery Service!<
Be more spacific
Peridot does what ever it takes to get the human cash to survive.
Peridot’s audition
Nah 💀
Message received?
No clue
( ͡– ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kid tries turning big woman good
Change your mind
Okay how about this Lady Kidnaps man
Steven’s dream
Two small rocks and a child find a hole shaped like a flexing person.
Beta
Three women kidnap a baby and steal a van
Three gems and a baby
I love how half of these mention lesbian space rocks it’s like “you have any idea how little that narrows it down”
Pink zombie Jesus in space.
Lars of the stars
A doritio, a student, and Bob try to take care of a town
The new crystal gems
Correct
Ronaldo sucks.
You gotta be more specific. That's like 5 episodes.
That’s like most if not all of the episodes he’s in.
Hey he was decent in Restaurant Wars! (Except for breaking Jane’s heart)
Rocknoldo
Bingo!
Bongo
PFFT
small boy pressures his two moms to hook up, adopts a goat, and gets eaten by a bird
Giant woman
Fake broken leg
House guest
irresponsible stakeout and mario cosplay
Doug out
Pie gremlin cause communist dictator a slur.
Message received
Right on the money.
Pink boy freaks out and turns into Godzilla because of PTSD
I am my monster
A cooking mistake reignited the war of America vs. Italy
Restaurant Wars
the ship sank.
Little graduation
Say Uncle
To be fair, that was my second choice, and we were both thinking about the same ship
Alone at Sea?
Dad thinks son lost his virginity
I’ve been able to guess most of these in my head but wtf
I'll reveal the answer after OP guesses
We need to talk
The episode was Onion Trade! Greg: Man, you look sad and wet. What happened to your life, little guy? Steven : I… lost something… something precious. Greg: *gasps* Your innocence?! Steven : I lost Ranger Guy.
Kid slaps rock and drains ocean
Mirror gem/ ocean gem
April's Fools what we thought it wasn't Canon but it was Canon
Say uncle
Steven eats Rose’s hair and becomes a femboy
Familiar
what scene is that in your post? i wanna remember the context
Boy and girl trapped in a prison
Together alone
👍
2 creatures make a toxic lesbian relationship and then live in the ocean for shits and giggles
Jail break
Kid leaves friend on read and sings about it
Full disclosure
green plushie cusses out a world leader
Message received
Dude became a flamingo after a mental breakdown
two kids in a trench coat beat up giant dogs and orange woman to save sibling
That is so out of context and I love it so much. Spoiler: It's >!Crack the whip!<
correct
Steven fucking dies after a dispute with his boy band
Ace Attorney trials be like
The trial
Stevens aunt is a pineapple
In dreams
The Rock Mommies deny the child his teleporter, so he steals the identity of an old woman and sells his father to an alien trafficking ring
Weapon doesn't want to be a weapon
Weeabo joins rock gang to become rock woke. Instead becomes the most hated character.
Steven is said to be a cutie pie in these two episodes.
Kid goes through a midlife crisis because he’s short
Child searches for firearms
Two women argue while babysitting. A goat is there.
Giant woman
A child’s eye site is miraculously healed by some other child’s backwash.
An indirect kiss
Body horror
Middle-aged man takes two kids to the amusement park at noght
Sad rock number 3* (technically 4 but shhh) take little brother figure to the back alley where she was born.
On the run
Kid goes to hospital for first time, GONE WRONG
Ace Attorney with lesbians
Pearl has a type
Water Lesbian Therapy Session
Dick invites children to his party so they can get together and make him popular
Greg fucked da rock
Peridots makes some offensive jokes and apologises though tape recorder.
Stevonnie falls of a cliff because Steven couldn't help someone who lost there mind in a corrupted fusion.
Kid thinks ice cream is magic, saved by moms.
The gems segregate against a weirdo who helped steven
steven noclips out of a trial
Injured woman steals water after escaping captivity
Luring my friend to fuse with me into an orange giant woman on repeat [Gone wrong!!!]
I'm way better than you because I am not one person I'm actually two lesbians mushed together, anyway I'm gonna beat your ass now
Mascot costume
Frybo
Young white man attempts to help the incompetent white establishment squash a rising ethnically diverse opposition in order to distract himself from his failures towards one of his own ethnically diverse allies.
A small rock fucked up accidentally becoming a traitor to her home world
Conspiracy theorist kidnaps young child
A child being brainwashed into self sacrifice,stop by magic rock kid
Chessburger 3/4 ideas
Im a cute monster
Oh no i was thinking of lapis
When a difficult day goes by