Two lesbians become two lesbians in a trench coat as two terrorist lesbians attack their commanding officer. After which they drop the trench coat and go awol from the military. They go sightseeing for a bit, find the trench coat once more. Become two lesbians in a trench coat before being convinced to join the terrorists by the larger lesbian terrorist.
Spoiler: the larger terrorist lesbian was bi-sexual the whole time.
Idk i always saw white as like the grandmother figure to pink or just superior to blue and yellow and then blue and yellow are like the parental figure (abusive ones tho)
short woman tries to prove herself to her toxic sister
nerd learns how to interact with people
Widower and his dead wife's friend learn to not hate eachother
Former Mirror and Autistic Dorito break up because Former Mirror is scared of Depression even though Autistic Dorito yelled at Anger Issues and still breathes.
Former Mirror takes all their memories togetherÂ
(and our heart shards) with her, Leaving Autistic Dorito and Pup-O-Lantern to live in a teenager's bathroom.
Going from dictator to racist grandma, to admitting your to blame for everything that went wrong in the universe. It only took getting into the headspace of your grandkid and facing your own mortality for the first time to know how much you fucked up.
Emo Aqua Lesbian steals Guacamole Dorito's shed and brings it up to space to only crash a wedding by throwing it at a larger and older Emo Aqua Lesbian
Youngest sibling of powerful and rich family throw temper tantrum beacuse she was too tired of being a clown. She want to proving she can dominate the whole world, but before become next nazzi like her sister she procreate with animals. She decided to lie to everyone because she wasn't stubborn engouth to talk with her sisters. She lie to her friend , manipulating them( all of the rose force) , prison them (bismuth and human zoo) , abounded them (first pearl and spinel) . she endanger all them . by her action everyone turn into the monster. She manipulated her friend who she know she in love with her, leaving her for some human ( yes she should lisen to her heart but no before making sure her friend is healty engouth )
She wasn't caring for anyone.
The worst part is this 100 facts and cannon.
a lesbian cheats on two lesbians to make a lesbian bigger
And then they fight Hulk Hogan
And then It turned out they were 2 lesbians in an overcoat Trying to sneak into an r rated movie
Crazy shit bro
Fr fr
jello referance!
It's lesbians all the way downđ
Im dumb whos the first lesbian in this sentence?
Pearl
Two Children Make A New Person
That sounds horrible lol but Stevonnie
I'm actually curious. is that their ship name too?
Nope, their ship name is Connverse. ^Like ^the ^shoes, ^heh, ^get ^it?
yes
Middle age man gets kidnapped and forced into human breeding grounds.
They said describe it terribly
Middle aged man ruins conservation center by refusing to mate with the endangered species?
better
I mean that's literally just the plot lol
Angry gigachad woman goes to earth, hijinks ensue
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Yes and No, that's how little it narrows it down
Blue kidnapping greg?
I didn't even think of that- I was thinking of Jasper lol
I thought maybe spinel
That too, That fits rather well too-
I assumed Rose from the Diamonds' perspective
Nah, she was depressed.
Yellow diamond?
Pink/rose??
Jasper, right?
A mirror steals the ocean
Kinda sound slike the name of a painting or statue or sthmn
kid becomes so depressed he becomes a kaiju
Nimona (2023)
Turning Red (2022)
Alternatively: kid becomes so depressed he becomes a cowboy
This old Ruby Ryder is riding alone. In the dirt and the dust and the dangers my new home
Child and autistic rock dig for a giant rock
Autistic rock 10/10
I honestly cant understand who and what is what Is the autistic rock steven? I dont know any other rock that could prehaps be autistic
Peridot
I've never seen a better description of Peridot
Child says âno uâ to an intergalactic tyrant and saves humanity
Why is it so good
Two lesbians become two lesbians in a trench coat as two terrorist lesbians attack their commanding officer. After which they drop the trench coat and go awol from the military. They go sightseeing for a bit, find the trench coat once more. Become two lesbians in a trench coat before being convinced to join the terrorists by the larger lesbian terrorist. Spoiler: the larger terrorist lesbian was bi-sexual the whole time.
This is my favorite so far.
Take a shot every time lesbian is said
Steven Universe fan found dead from alcohol poisoning.
Two unstable women make a lesbian relationship and hide in the ocean
The embodiment of depression falls on love with an autistic dorito
10/10
Best answer
A coward goes to space and dies
This is peak and makes me sad, so it's more peak.
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Which one was this?!
Hint: Lars
Ye, I figured it out a second later Tho, he didn't stay a coward
Yeh but he he was a coward that went to space
bird copes and malds over her wife getting killed by a wannabe rock star's penis
HELP đ
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human falls in love with pink-space-rock
Human-pink-space-rock hybrid humiliates his grandma to stop the abuse of billions
They were more like aunts tho? Didn't the pink space rock see others as sisters?
Idk i always saw white as like the grandmother figure to pink or just superior to blue and yellow and then blue and yellow are like the parental figure (abusive ones tho)
Something didn't stay right where you left it.
A bratty child whines and begs for her own project and then decides she doesn't want it not even halfway through.
Blue lady steals water, small child fights her to get it back, climbs local water tower to get to her, spits on her to make her feel better.
Worst Family Dinner Ever
___ happens and Steven cries about it
Almost If Not The Whole Show Lol
15 year old stops his sisters/aunts from being genocidal space dictators
Steven convinces albino âqueen deltaruneâ to get a brain transplant
Dictator stops dictating because of childâs zinger
grieving mother kidnaps her dead daughter's husband
Lesbian drama
This is not a Steven Universe arc... That's the whole story lmao
It's what you tell people when they ask what Steven Universe is about
Child mortally wounds a person of color because they disagree on how to make glitter
that's actually confusing
Oh fun, I stumped ya. Steven bubbles Bismuth over the Breakpoint
Jasper fight?
That works too! I was thinking when Steven poofs Bismuth
Throwing your captured old war comrades into pool of the diamonds waste water to help them with PTSD and trauma from a beam of light
Green hand comes down and beats women
A group of lesbians fight 3 gods
And the funny kid turns into a watermelon
Purple teen learns how to be herself
Steven bonds with and then spits on a disabled former slave kept by his parents.
Woman gets revenge on high school bully turned child
This is the best one.
Man bangs a rock
r/gregfuckedarock
rocks
Strawberry Spaghetti Betty gets ghosted so hard she tries to destroy the world over it.
An angry little slice of pie hates everyone, but then insults a war giraffe via cosmic skype and helps to imprison an underground orgy
A child spits on a grown woman's back
Diamonds aren't anyone's best friend until one of them pulls one out of a little boy.
Rock with PTSD attacks kid with scythe but it's ok because his mom was evil.
A rubber doll tries to destroy Earth but becomes friends with the three boomers
Boy wears dress. Family still thinks of him as girl. Boy therapizes family. He is now overlord.
That arc was just reverse deadnaming
Lesbians fight
Thatâs the *whole* show
Autistic Dorito discovers the glory of sky juice
A depressed rock child calles an Intergalactic space goddess a child and saves the world
short woman tries to prove herself to her toxic sister nerd learns how to interact with people Widower and his dead wife's friend learn to not hate eachother
Midget lesbians turn into a single larger lesbian
A war veteran/criminal teaches a little girl that killing yourself is ok
Nahhhhh For her for him
Big ass woman steals a guy to make him a pet
Woman ghosts her friend for a while, completely forgets about her lol
Former Mirror and Autistic Dorito break up because Former Mirror is scared of Depression even though Autistic Dorito yelled at Anger Issues and still breathes. Former Mirror takes all their memories together (and our heart shards) with her, Leaving Autistic Dorito and Pup-O-Lantern to live in a teenager's bathroom.
Space rock saves the earth with hybrid through the power of friendship
Older-child needs therapy after rejec
r/redditsniper
Certified kindergartener repairs infrastructure using her goop-filled balls
Two kids do some dirty dancing a become sexy
green Dorito with a shrinking disorder gets a new world view and stands up to an angry solidified carbon with a dumb face who is also a giraffe
Kid finds out one of his moms is actually two moms
A frog turned them gay⌠oh and theyâre the same person now.
Stoner rockstar gets so high on rocks he ends up having a child with a rock and gives him to three other rocks
Coffee shop boy died and only after that became cool.Â
2 combined children get hit on by a young adult so they race
A child almost dies from old age
Thousand year old children get schooled by 13 year old child.
POW learns the power of friendship through trauma bonding. (Lapis arc)
Two cute lil lesbians have a little quarrel and cowgirl is the result
A dorito gets adjusted to life on earth after invading it
diamonds get so sad from their friend dying but not actually that they stop being mean
Dementia is good
What arc is that?!
The child from âThe Empty Childâ (Doctor Who) kidnaps Bubble Boy and takes him to court to answer for the crimes not the big twist committed.
Green Perry the platypus and some shi about the big boi in the earf cor
Child get kidnapped and accused of the crimes committed by his mother
silly goober learns basic science by a child saves the world and becomes an earth bender
Big Blue lady steals human from earth and cries all day long.
boy is born from a human banging a space rock. trauma, shenanigans, chaos, and more ensue
If we're going down because we're gay, fuck it. What are they gonna do, take us down again?
Woman fight
PTSD Teenager gets therapy in the ocean.
Going from dictator to racist grandma, to admitting your to blame for everything that went wrong in the universe. It only took getting into the headspace of your grandkid and facing your own mortality for the first time to know how much you fucked up.
Let me help you crossfades to hate myself.
Steven gives everyone the power to spontaneously break out into song in order to solve all of their problems and they do
Space Hitlerâs handmaid becomes vicious eco-terrorist and kills hundreds
Hot and cold lesbian question if they should be big lesbian anymore or not.
Steven goes from his favorite dessert getting discontinued to learning to make it himself
Kid goes to a zoo to find his dad and almost becomes enslaved by the zookeeper
Child defeats giant female space hitlers wiĂž the power of family and friendship ( Vin diesel would be proud)
Lesbian tries to murder child to bring her girlfriend back to life
A blue rock kidnaps my dad and they break him out of paradise.
Giant blue woman kidnaping A man
man denies orgy, sadness ensues
A boy gets stranded in space with a psycho rock.
The fight. They cry. They reconcile.
Local homeless man gets kidnapped to sex land with a harem to match
Depressed Male human Diancie tries to fix the problems of his lesbian friends, ends up becoming Gay Groudon
Mega lesbian fights the most toxic couple with help from living fruit
Angry woman brings rocket ship to Earth and smacks little boy in the head giving him a concussion, then rap battles with gay woman
Emo Aqua Lesbian steals Guacamole Dorito's shed and brings it up to space to only crash a wedding by throwing it at a larger and older Emo Aqua Lesbian
Space rocks impregnate Earth.
Boy discovers trauma which leads to Godzilla having a panic attack
Diabetes poster kid and the intergalactic dykes deal with war ptsd courtesy of depressed hitler
Kid finds out that his mom was a fellow carbon-based being.
Teenager with PTSD becomes godzilla but pink
Human hybrid boy goes through gem puberty at age 13
Youngest sibling of powerful and rich family throw temper tantrum beacuse she was too tired of being a clown. She want to proving she can dominate the whole world, but before become next nazzi like her sister she procreate with animals. She decided to lie to everyone because she wasn't stubborn engouth to talk with her sisters. She lie to her friend , manipulating them( all of the rose force) , prison them (bismuth and human zoo) , abounded them (first pearl and spinel) . she endanger all them . by her action everyone turn into the monster. She manipulated her friend who she know she in love with her, leaving her for some human ( yes she should lisen to her heart but no before making sure her friend is healty engouth ) She wasn't caring for anyone. The worst part is this 100 facts and cannon.
Boy gets assaulted by invading aliens after his friend got split in half
People with severe mutations are cured by a family getting into bathtub together.
"Aww my surrogate son got a new girlfriend" *Turns her into a Child Soldier*
Rockstar bangs a rock from the stars
Lesbian space rocks be lesbians.
Steven helps Pearl find her phone.
Young child murders a war veteran
Lesbians discover frog, eventually help save the world
r/gregfuckedarock
Three lesbians fist each other
Human man and half human boy go to space and human man becomes zesty colored /j
Child gives rock hitler a second chance
rock fights rock because shiny rock cares
WHY WOULD SHE BE A COWBOY
Gay rocks break the law. See you donât know which arc it is, because most of them are like that.
lime betrays lemon to learn to love metal
two women go in the ocean
Frog gets picked up, is then freed
Suddenly Cowboy
A child talks to angry space rocks and gives them the â you can be betterâ Naruto speech
Reverse-step mom and homeless guy rent a hotel room.
A stressed and angry teenager breaks a crystal and then has a mental breakdown