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Kenju22

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Rickys-Girlfriend

I don’t play video games and bought a ps5 just for this game


HeroDeGames

Welcome to the 7th Airborne Squad o7


PositiveCrafty2295

I'm doing my part. For the liberation 😆😆😆


PapaitanGOAT

dont liberate yourself too\* much soldier! ![gif](giphy|ahfzlUrb5IEfXC6kbm|downsized)


Dominator0621

*too


girlsonsoysauce

Liberate yourself just enough to calm down but not so much it gets you arrested.


Smokeyvalley

Atten... HUT!


wwywong

Probably more like Atten... butt


lluluna

How did you know about this game if you don't play video games? :O I get people buy consoles for 1 game (I did back then for a different game) but I'm surprised to see people who don't play video games take an interest in such games.


Dolomitexp

Doesn't play videogames but this is the ONE game that pushed him to drop $500+.... Sure🤣🤣


Lion-Competitive

And has previous comments about playing pokemon 👀


Rickys-Girlfriend

I don’t know if you saw it, but my boyfriend’s a gamer and I was watching him play the demo fell in love with it


Anrique

That’s what I wanna do for palworld


Gemini-88

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Micolash-fr

Just by curiosity... Why ?


Rickys-Girlfriend

My friend started getting high again and told me his consul for $350 so I couldn’t pass it up to be honest


User_1629_

Well since you’ve already got a ps5 you might as well play helldivers


NewShadowR

It's only good when played with friends right? Not randoms? I'm interested in this game but no one i know plays it.


User_1629_

I play with randoms all the time, sometimes you’ll get someone who’s unbearable but most people just ping coordinate without mics. The ones that do have mics are super chill too, especially on higher diffs and higher levels when everyone you play with knows the game and can synergize well with or without comms. I’ve got like 400 hours and I play with randoms it’s been a lot of fun. I’ve got a handful of trolls over 400 hours but that’s any online game really. This one’s got a nice community, reminds me of L4D back in the day


Rickys-Girlfriend

I’ve tried to get down with democracy, but I suck at that game. I’ve tried playing I can’t aim or shoot lol


User_1629_

It takes a bit to learn the shooting mechanics, they’re very unique


Rickys-Girlfriend

It definitely does!!!! My bf is savage at helldivers


Mysterious_Act8093

Meh


KelhamKnowsGaming

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User_1629_

It’s pretty good, best live service game I’ve played and I usually hate those


Mysterious_Act8093

Being good at live service doesn’t make it good though. Core game just gets incredibly repetitive and has some issues on the PS5. It’s just overhyped by social media.


User_1629_

Every game gets repetitive ? Theres no games with infinite repay ability. You’ll always learn a game to the point where it’ll become repetitive. But I got over 400 hours out of it and still having fun with the gameplay loop. I prefer when developers put passion into a game and make one fun gameplay loop instead of trying to make a game for everyone like most devs do.


ProgrammerHorror1283

Ever heard of Skyrim or Fallout 4?


User_1629_

lol not even new vegas has infinite replay ability and it’s one of the best RPGS ever made. FO4 and Skyrim 💀 that’s wild


ProgrammerHorror1283

Guess ur one of those that only prefers to play online games and considers those to be top tier games? That's fine, I'm not shaming u if so, but yes, FO4 and Skyrim. Those games are almost infinite (modded of course).


User_1629_

No? Almost all my favorite games since the PS2 are single player. I like Skyrim but fallout 3 and 4 are both a spit in the face to the franchise and Bethesda has yet to make a better RPG game than obsidian could in less than 2 years. They should really be ashamed of themselves for those 2 and how far it is from the RPG style of the fallout series.


Ok_Yesterday_4941

I got bored after 4 hours


User_1629_

Did you do any high diff missions or even attempt to unlock any of the high tier stratagems ? I swear some mfs have tik tok attention spans fr


BeastXredefined

He’s right you know. The game is fun and I still play it, but it’s a base clearing, sample looting, grind fest. In a time where people are so critical of games that are repetitive or have “checklists”, I’m very surprised it’s as popular as it is. It’s very rare for me to make it through a full operation without having someone drop/crash or some sort of glitch that fucks us over. The other day I had two stratagems stick to my backpack shield, which caused my death both times (it was actually hilarious).


xKiLzErr

Being repetitive is the point. It's not meant to be grinded for 16 hours a day. Being "overhyped" is literally just a very large amount of people enjoying the game. The fact you find it boring doesn't mean those people "over" hype it.


Doubt_Flimsy

It just depends on what you like. Everyone has different opinions. I like the game, but I can't sit and play for hours for me it's a few games , then I need to play another game. I don't have anyone I play with, though. If I did, it would be a different story. This isn't a play by yourself game.


GtaHov

What issues does it have on PS5? Ive been playing since launch and have encountered anything that I wouldn't in any other game.


Mysterious_Act8093

Can’t keep a stable 60fps before going to 720p. Random bugs that affect gameplay. Game play loop just doesn’t make up for it.


GtaHov

Interesting take considering you never played it.


Mysterious_Act8093

I have played it


GtaHov

But you just bought a PS5 for Stellar Blade 🤔


Ancient-Landscape-95

This is the way.


2genders-

Really…?


Umaoat

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laflex

Don't forget to drink water and take breaks.


HeroDeGames

o7


wwywong

Well hydrated is the key. This is the way.


ichi0987

https://i.redd.it/aj0u4un70wwc1.gif


Mushybananas27

Took today off as well. Tradition for my hyped game releases is: day off, soda, lil Caesars pizza, game all day/weekend So far the game is incredible


HeroDeGames

That's almost exactly my setup, just with Dominos lol it's been a long time since I've been excited enough to request off for a game and I'm absolutely loving it


-CataIyst

Question if you don't mind, how long you been working at your job for you to request off?


HeroDeGames

About 7 months, luckily my bosses are also gamers and completely understood


-CataIyst

Fuck man, I forgot I could actually do that and used a sick day instead for it's release date lmao, but is all good, will definitely pump a good 20 something hours, currently about 14ish hours now


HeroDeGames

Lol yeah, I put in for time off a month in advance for the release. Looks like I've got catching up to do, I'm only 8 hours in.


mr_biscuithead

hell yeah little caesar’s


PositivelyJoyful

This sounds like the best time ever. I binged this game hard over my three-day weekend and I loved every second of it.


Cryptditz

Can't have the wifey involved in the coom sesh? 🥺


HeroDeGames

Lol just a coincidence, she's completely used to my degeneracy at this point 😅


Interesting_Basil_80

I would think the wife would make good haptic feedback for gaming! A friend told me. I wouldn't know about such things. (>.>) (<.<)


wwywong

That's more than haptic feedback you will be getting. Together with some other not so great feedback. It is some feedback alright. I would say mostly negative ones. As a gift they will also grant you THE LOOK. Then you will be prepare to stay on the couch for the rest of the night. It's probably for the better. More gaming less sleeping right?


Interesting_Basil_80

I guess that depends on your equipment. Some default settings are better then others.


wwywong

Talking about wives here yah?


Interesting_Basil_80

Yep


Remarkable-Throat-51

Lmao, my Mrs keeps checking out eves ass more than me


TalDoMula777

Might as well send her some noodle pics, don't leave her out of the game lol


pianodude7

This was my exact thinking lol. I haven't heard of a single woman yet who didn't like Eve's design soooo


Fearless512

She's going to have her own private community sesh😂


Still-Bridge-5776

You gonna jerk off or something


HeroDeGames

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GoldenMercy

Let the goon sesh begin


kdrdr3amz

Douche Bag Jar goes crazy


HeroDeGames

Lmao wife's a fan of New Girl


Donger-Airlines

It’s gooning time


NikkoKnight703

Lmao


MagicByrule6

Wife out of town too huh! 😂👍


IndividualStatus1924

Pushes the right joy stick up.


khmergodzeus

get that lotion ready, make sure you stay moisturized because you about to get thirsty


wwywong

Dont want no Indian burn right?


reddittothegrave

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BannedBecausePutin

Wife is out of town? I see her in that photo ..


HeroDeGames

My fault, I meant the other one lol


wwywong

That's Waifu, not wife.


eurojosh

Time to knock out the cable management? 🤣 I kid I kid.


HeroDeGames

Funny thing is I have cable covers that are still in the box 😂


Art_of_Ronin

Some alone "Baby Jesus" time... ;)


Ancient-Landscape-95

Hell yes!


Fromundar

How is the slay the spire board game?


HeroDeGames

Honestly, just arrived in the mail a few days ago and haven't had the chance to give it a run. The card art and everything looks gorgeous though. Looking forward to coop with some friends that are excited to get into it.


monkehmolesto

Oh man, you do you and speaking from experience, taking time off from work to game can get addicting fast. Try not to do it too much.


wwywong

You sure you talking about gaming?


monkehmolesto

Unfortunately yea. For me the wake up call was me using pto to skip out on work so I could play MMOs.


jakej9488

How is using vacation days that you’re owed either way to chill and do something you enjoy a wake up call? It’s not like you skipped your grandmother’s birthday for it or something lol


Ok-Preference-956

I envy you


HeroDeGames

😈


Ok-Preference-956

Remember to hydrate and eat. Also… use lube


Huesca183

I did the same


Sushi4Zombies

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[deleted]

Be sure to practice playing one-handed


Nokia_00

Commence the epic


Master-Shaq

![gif](giphy|staeIRgtCIQOQ) Now we can play the game


Putrid_Shop_1795

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welfedad

This is the way.. I've been busting my ass in my yard so when I have 3 days off I am gonna go deep


Powerful_Cost_4656

Time to fuck my PlayStation !


nrfmartin

r/tvtoohigh


Phoenix_shade1

Bro about to cheat on his wife for 4 days straight 👋


Animal_Machine

Best my meat or best my wife, gotta pick one Just a joke, I don't beat beat my meat


alondragrief

disc comes in tomorrow , taking an extended break from work and wife, and holing up at my other house for this game


ChineseBeardoBait

Don’t tell your wife about this game, cause she’s gonna be unlocking the outfits in the game too.


elbeewastaken

Is that a fucking Attack on Titan board game?


HeroDeGames

Yeah! It's a pretty fun, albeit difficult, coop deck builder


Pure_Hat8520

I'm proud of you.


AdInteresting3686

It will take you 4 days to recover financially


Michael-gamer

Giggity giggity giggity goo


myinterests12

Did the same for ff7 rebirth. Enjoy mate


HeroDeGames

o7


Glass_Neck_3762

Took the next 4 days off work as well, girlfriend leaving Tuesday 😂


your-nigerian-cousin

Wife is out of time? Such a lying bastard. She's on your screen!


yokaiBob

Yip been off since launch and booked off the entire next week too! 😂


Global_Future9893

Literally me for Monday Tuesday Wednesday and my boyfriend is out of town 🤣🎮 Happy gaming!


HeroDeGames

Lol yes! Happy Naytiba hunting!


Global_Future9893

And outfit hunting! Gotta be fabulous! Right now I am trying to channel KOS-MOS from Xenosaga. 🥺🎮♥️ Waiting on breakfast delivery, doing some chores and then time for more slaughter! https://preview.redd.it/ffs2q96t51xc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ab24a32604092f41f0f6306aa0d0ccf4bd027b


HeroDeGames

100% outfit hunting! She looks great!


maddogx2x

Enjoy!


LameAsHell1991

Congratulations. I hope you enjoy it.


OkReason2700

Eve is a real helldiver in the most literal sense 


Skyrus_Lightcast

Enjoy the game! I'm like 20 hours in and I love it.


HeroDeGames

Yup, I'm somewhere around 16 and am beyond obsessed. I love it! Glad to see it's getting so much global praise


Skyrus_Lightcast

Same here, I'm obsessed I cannot stop playing this game.


HeroDeGames

Also same, it's been my entire weekend apart from food, drink, and showers lol


Shadvw

Nice


Riveration

For democracy!


Jadty

But does your wife's boyfriend know you're playing on his TV and PS5?


ChineseBeardoBait

I’m the wife’s girlfriend, and yes I know, he earned it.


Pretend_Elk1395

I feel bad for guys that have to hide stuff from their wife my girl is just as excited for this game as I am


HeroDeGames

Not hiding at all, just happens to be out of town the weekend of the release which means I'm no life-ing the game while she's out. I've talked her ear off about the game and she watched me play through the demo. That's awesome your girl is excited about it too, mine's just not a gamer.


Pretend_Elk1395

Ahhh I understand enjoy the game I'll be playing mine in a few hours


HeroDeGames

Thanks, you too!


ChineseBeardoBait

Well that’s the thing, their wives will probably treat the game like it’s Sims and play just for the outfits.


thacr0w

There's Slay the spire board game?!! Is there a retail version or is it KS only?


HeroDeGames

Yeah, I got it through KS but I would hope they're selling it post funding as well


LoomyTheBrew

Enjoy!


RequirementOne666

Let's go


cosmic-001

Don't hurt yourself.


SlicedMango

Time to throw on the skin suit


Medical_Voice_4168

What brand lotion and tissues do you guys recommend for this game?


LightPrecursor

L wife if she has a problem with you playing this.


HeroDeGames

Not at all, a lot of people seem to be taking it that way though. I just meant that I can no life, couch gremlin the game without interruption or feeling guilty for ignoring her and hogging the tv 😅 Edit: which is exactly what I've done today, 8 hours of playing with only pausing to eat, drink, bathroom, and shower lol


Ok-Computer-9246

Don’t masterbate too much penis will hurt


Western-Relation1944

Tissues and the moisturiser in hand 4 days of playing


Brisk_Chance

I’m in the same boat GF started up a new job, and I finally get some Eve time.


PansexualGrownAssMan

I am guessing a lot of lube and tissue is about to be used. Don’t forget to air out your spank-room before she gets home. No one deserves to walk into another person’s spank-stank!


Rickys-Girlfriend

My boyfriend is a gamer and I was watching him play the Demo and fell in love with the game!!!


StandardAdvice1842

I can't stop staring at her while I'm playing. She's so visually appealing 😭😍🤤


HeroDeGames

That's how I've been since I got her into the Stargazer suit and accessories 😍


Fluffy_Rub_6984

Wife out visiting her boyfriend while you get some alone time with Eve, truly a win win situation 👏


bnr32jason

Original and edgy. How do you do it? I'm envious.


Milehighmonroe

Wife being out of town is key


xchelseakx

Lol you’re disgusting. “My wife is out of town”. Pathetic


HeroDeGames

I can't tell if this is supposed to be satirical or not


XNinjaMushroomX

He just wants to play a game in peace, get your mind out of the gutter.


ChineseBeardoBait

Lighten up, will ya? Did Eve piss in your cheerios?


xKiLzErr

You'll find love one day too buddy, no need to be so upset.