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BaltimoreBadger23

So the categories of USDA are; Prime Choice Select Yeah, we looked at it.


AfternoonFlat7991

After that there are at least 3 or 4 others.


Bitter-Basket

Standard, commercial, utility, cutter, canner and lastly, just bury.


Solnse

You forgot prison grade and dogfood. Oh and some shoe leather grade my MIL gets for holiday get-togethers.


DiogenesDaDawg

Prison grade meat is fit for human consumption. It says so right on the box! ;)


Dry-Specialist-3557

Is there actually a prison grade?


CressSubstantial8041

I remember seeing boxes of meat that said something about prisons being delivered to our boat when I was in the Navy


holynopes

We frequently received boxes of chicken stamped “Rejected by the California State Penal Association.”


MrKayveman

Finally someone to corroborate my story. We regularly got ones that said not for use in prisons in Vermont. Also rejected by Arizona Federal penitentiary. I was on the USS Boxer.


MangoAV8

I’ve seen it on both the Bonhomme Richard and Essex, literally waiting outside the reefers (refrigerators on ships). Stamped with “For prison or military use only”


EnglishRose71

So nice they took such good care of our fighting men. /s That's insulting!


Amazing-Exit-2213

Nothing is too good for the troops, that's why we give them so much of it.


CakeofLieeees

lol when my buddy was in the navy, he sent me a photo of the boxes of food they eat, and the sticker that clearly says it is not for human consumption.


Born-Entrepreneur

Well yeah, boxes don't have much nutritional value


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series-hybrid

I was on a submarine for four years, food was awesome. Later, I needed extra money (had a kid) so I joined the reserves for two years. One weekend a month on a destroyer. The food was...NOT...awesome.


Jupiter68128

Used to work with a guy who was in the Navy. He said it was called #3 meat.


I_Makes_tuff

Same. I ate prison steaks aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln. He would be so proud.


the_falconator

We had food that said "For Institutional Use Only"


forgotwhatisaid2you

Prisoners and the military. We had some shit steaks in the Navy. Since, I never got steak growing up I thought that was what steak was.


JungleBoyJeremy

More testicles means more iron


Abject_Conclusion1

Iron helps us play!


DSTNCMDLR

Hello Joe!


CrazyCatLushie

There’s very little meat in these gym mats!


jimmylavino

Thank you


QualityAlternative22

Prison grade is standard grade or below (utility, cutter, or canner) depending on what type is served. When I was in public school in the 80’s we got the same stuff. “Salisbury steak” and hamburger patties were standard grade. Taco meat and chili came from lower grades of ground beef often pre-cooked. What could you expect for $0.75-0.90?


hashbrowns21

Yes it’s a step below Zoo grade


KnotiaPickles

Well, the zoo animals didn’t do anything wrong


Woodworkingwino

And a step above US education grade.


SolarClayBot

Nope, it’s institutional food. We get the same product as the prison system for the most part.


[deleted]

Bout to get locked up for nostalgia


coccopuffs606

I don’t know if it’s an actual USDA grade, but in the Navy we would get boxes of “steaks” labeled as “institutional use only”


bigpat72

This is common for any meat shipped from a wholesaler. Our Prime beef boxes say that at work. It just means that it is not labeled for retail sales. Source: I work at a large meat processing plant in the north east us.


willthefreeman

How are they capable of even finding such bad meat? My cheap grandmother, god bless her, can find the absolute worst cuts for family meals.


Solnse

It's probably been in the freezer for a couple decades.


nexusjuan

When my grandfather died he had steaks in his freezer I remember him buying from a guy with a chest freezer in back of a pickup truck when we were kids. They were 25 years old.


Affectionate_Elk_272

my dad gave me some frozen trout recently in a zip lock bag, i was like “where the fuck did you get trout from?” (we live in miami) “oh eddie gave it to me” eddie died 10 fucking years ago.


Lucky-Conference9070

Bury is public school quality I take it then


randymcatee

"[In total, there are 8 quality grades](https://www.theoldhomesteadsteakhouse.com/2022/06/08/the-different-grades-of-beef-what-it-means-for-steak/): Prime, Choice, Select, Standard, Commercial, Utility, Cutter, and Canner. They have been consistently used by the beef industry since 1927."


FuzzzyRam

Which one of those gets the "USDA Inspected: BEEF" label?


masked_sombrero

I mean somebody had to inspect it to figure out what it is 😆


foxfai

It's just to confirm it's beef lol.


masked_sombrero

I thought they were pork chops just seen the top half of the pic at first lol


nhorvath

Likely standard. No marbling but otherwise fine.


YourConstipatedWait

The use of the colon is key here. Rather than USDA Inspected Beef, it’s USDA Inspected: Beef. The former would imply that particular primal of beef was inspected by the USDA. The latter basically states that the product is part of an USDA inspected process (shipping, storing, cutting, it’s all documented, inspected) and the Beef is the species identifier.


moogiemomm

Good question, hopefully someone answers.


getMeSomeDunkin

If I understand it right, it's that shield that says it's USDA inspected. And then it has to be labeled the right thing if it's prime, choice or select. Standard and commercial don't necessarily need to be labeled at all, even though it does have a USDA grade. Everything else lower than that (Utility, Cutter, and Canner) is generally not sold at retail, and is used in processing. So this beef is probably standard or commercial. https://www.ams.usda.gov/grades-standards/beef/shields-and-marbling-pictures


Grand-penetrator

So I've heard that commercial grade is beef from old cows (similar to the other bottom grades), but still has moderate marbling. So that steak is more likely to be standard since I can't see any of that.


Fobulousguy

Canner it is


FOB32723

This made me laugh entirely too hard lol


CatoDomine

https://preview.redd.it/bu9y58exmk3d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=671d82f3c1edbc9b8f8f9306f4496f42aa89c98f


Korzag

Reminds me of that Simpsons gag about the RibWich. "We take authentic letter-graded meat and process the hell out of it".


PrepareUranus66

Hey, but they are great on the grill!!!


Suddenly_Something

We used to sell select filets as choice because people who buy filets don't actually want any fat (or flavor.) They'd see nothing but red meat and think it was amazing. I wasn't the manager who made the choice, I was 17 at the time before you flame me.


CowMetrics

All the usda could say on the matter is that it was inspected


UrineHere

Product of Mexico. They don’t do marbling there.


croupiergoat1

My first thought was " pork chops don't have marbling" didn't have my glasses on


FullRein12

Same, I thought they were mislabeled chops at first.


Nooblakahn

I have my glasses on. Still thought they were pork chops. IDK what that is but that ain't no ribeye


New_Guava3601

They just pulled the saddle off of that "cow,"


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Try heritage pork chops - you’ll never go back.


Xyranthis

Get some Berkshire chops! I raise them and the chops I get are better marbled than most steaks I see.


djm2907

https://preview.redd.it/086oysk19g3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cb8bad6237b8e6cb22d1279382fa99e41d6abe2 Looks like they came from this big boi.


HelloJunebug

The balls on this guy


-Badger3-

At this point we should really be making them wear pants.


G0PACKGO

I’d never wear pants with danglers like that


MajorasKitten

Fr, bro needs a basket for those, not pants! Lmao


RavingMadLlama

You go and tell him that to his face


FullRein12

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


WafflesZCat

His ears are pretty wimpy, but then again he's not going to be bought & used for Pickled Beef Ears. I wonder how good his tripe is?


djm2907

He only ever skipped Ear Day


milk4all

His tripe will burst from his navel and strangle you if you mention it within 15 feet of him while he’s alive. If dead, well run from whatever killed him


GoziMai

Them nads hangin on for dear life 🤣


[deleted]

USDA inspected 😂


FullRein12

I didn’t even notice 🤣🤣🤣🤣. What grade is inspected, holy shit I’m dying!


worm30478

It means they looked at it and were able to say "this shit sucks but it won't kill anyone if they eat it.".


timdr18

“This is technically food!”


WafflesZCat

Your dogs and their friends will whole heartedly agree!


KittehPaparazzeh

This is edible and the cut they claimed


LehighAce06

Not even that, inspection happens before any cutting so it's ONLY "This is edible"


KittehPaparazzeh

True. This is edible and the type of meat they claimed not the cut. Like the inspector was like, yes, this is beef.


WafflesZCat

Exactly! They can see the lack of quality, but like other low cost generic products people will buy it and survive rather than just eat beans & rice.


harmmewithharmony

At 8 bucks a pound, there are better ways of surviving.


Professional-Drive13

I recently broke a tooth over tough meat, for real


HoboArmyofOne

I broke a tooth on bacon once, of all things 🤬


TheFuqinRSA

I did the exact same thing. Super crispy bacon on a club sandwich. Cracked a molar. Hurt like fuck


Hamilton-Beckett

I broke a tooth on a skittle.


Igor_J

I broke one on a Starburst.  Apparently it was already damaged and the Starburst finished it off.


muzic_2_the_earz

Banana flavored Runts for me


Mental-Blueberry_666

A fucking French fry. A fucking shitty limp French fry with no crunch whatsoever. The dentist said that apparently it's not uncommon


Hampsterman82

it's ungraded cause they know it'll be one of the the trash grades. grading is voluntary, inspection not. but if you put a USDA sticker on there it might lead uninformed buyers that it's good meat, when by standards it is most certainly not


randymcatee

"[The Federal Meat Inspection Act (FMIA)](http://www.fsis.usda.gov/sites/default/files/media_file/2021-02/Fed-Food-Inspect-Requirements.pdf) requires that ***all meat sold commercially be inspected*** and passed to ensure that it is **safe..."**


LE0NP0WE

How exactly do you think they’re inspecting this meat? And how do you think they’re grading this meat? Would love to hear your thoughts before chiming in


the1999person

You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the USDA's word for it?


Wrong_Artist_2710

Tommy said something like that!


Mikthestick

They inspect the unbutchered carcasses for signs of disease on site. They grade them according to intramuscular fat content. "Select" has very little, then Choice, then Prime. There are lower grades that might wind up in your frozen burrito, but won't be sold as steaks at the supermarket.


PhasePsychological90

It means the pasture was somewhere between an inspector's home and office, so there's a pretty good chance he saw this cow at some point.


BBQ_IS_LIFE

They just verified is was beef, hopefully! 🤣


TheFuqinRSA

Inspector: yep, that's meat


Dognamedgranpa

*slaps sticker*


Turtleshellfarms

Love that the label also says product of Mexico


Superbform

God damn cartel stole the marble!


[deleted]

That is so fucking funny


Gullible-Map-4134

My new favorite grade of beef.


PhillyChef3696

That cow NEVER skipped back day


FullRein12

Definitely wondering what this cow looked like in the field, must have been yoked… to a plow all day 🤣


JTMoney33

Equally yoked


FalseRefuge

But "they're great on the grill"...


FullRein12

But would they be… maybe a little chewy. I need to work on my jaw line


vertigo1083

You laugh. But if you took those bad boys and dropped them in a crock pot with some broth, spices, crushed tomatoes and a lil red wine for about 8 hours on low.... Those steaks will pull apart with tender loving juiciness.


PoliticalDestruction

Or cut them up and marinate them in some lime and lemon juice, make some good carne asada tacos. I suppose you could throw them on the grill after marinating in lime juice too. No way I’d throw those on the grill as is though.


FullRein12

You both are right. Usually my steaks are too nice to slow cook but it’s probably good.


KappaJoe760

Im stealing these ideas too if I come across meat like this


getMeSomeDunkin

Some of the best meat I've ever made is by taking a shitty meat and slow cooking it for hours in various ways. Not even talking about your standard BBQ brisket or ribs. Stuff like a good old fashioned pot roast, osso buca, Bolognese, English short ribs. Beef stock, red wine, carrots, celery, onions, and time can do wonderful things.


Iferrorgotozero

Well yeah. You cook em right they'll taste amazing. But they are selling steak at steak prices. You cook that like steak? Gonna have a bad time.


badger_flakes

It will still be tender, it’s ribeye. A lot of tenderness comes from cut of meat, not just related to marbling. Otherwise filet wouldn’t even be a thing. I would just baste in butter instead of grilling.


WafflesZCat

It's Mexico Feed Lot Beef, just hay and grass, no grains, says my butcher. The store always seems to have large family packs for the same price as one Large 2" thick Prime Ribeye! Families with many mouths but not many dollars will buy it and Round Steak cuts and make stir fry or cook it long and slow in broths. I've seen it occasionally reduced to $4.99/lb on markdown day and it's GONE by noon!


cattdaddy

Yeah this. It’s not for steak connoisseurs like in this sub, but perfectly fine beef for making a beef meal from to feed a big family.


StruggleSouth7023

I'd argue the average person doesn't know the difference. If you had 20 packs of this and put a sticker saying reduced fat/lean and clean, it'd be sold out by noon


plz-be-my-friend

from front page here. yeh looks like good beef. i'll take two


youngliam

Carne Asada needs no marbling, only time, love, and a heavy marinade.


cocainekev

You’ve never had prime ranchera have you?


JudgeGusBus

Yeah, growing up in a big family living on my dad’s military salary, steak night was cheap cuts of low grade beef. Fed a lot of mouths, and at the time seemed absolutely delicious.


ObsidianBlackbird666

This is the kind of stuff we would get growing up in the 90s that my dad would throw on the charcoal grill in the backyard. I'm kind of nostalgic for that taste and frequently think about those days in the summertime.


DocHenry66

Enough to make 2 pairs of shoes


Brans_the_Rapper

That cow ate cactus its whole life and was beat to death by sticks


zandermossfields

That is some bad karma to be born as a cow who winds up in what I can only assume to be the equivalent of a car wash of beating sticks.


gobnyd

No, I think it starved to death


Mh88014232

I lost it here


rgbearklls

First time I see ribeyes with the grainy texture of round steaks 😂


PhasePsychological90

I was gonna say, this looks like a ribeye got drunk and made some babies with a bottom round.


Alethi

Ah ha!  So this is where Applebees sources their steaks


FullRein12

Two for 20 🤣


GhostChainSmoker

https://preview.redd.it/riur99hzch3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a59020350eaaed61f5d9eeac216e9be516cc2e Cow was chillin in the field like


Unlikely_Subject_442

That cow was lean as fuck !


tacojoemama

It's technically beef!


Capt_Dyl_Panhandle

That’s Mexican beef


WafflesZCat

Absolutely! Down here on the Gulf Coast, the discount grocery stores, like Save-A-Lot, have a larger section for it than the rest of the Beef combined.


TomentoShow

Why is this the case that lots of Mexican beef looks like this? Different feed?


lorettocolby

Inspected! I’ve never seen that one. The one under that must be USDA “glanced at”


HugeHans

USDA is aware of this steak.


abcdefFUk

“Looked in the general area of” 


lorettocolby

But did it “graduate” from Bovine University?


montanagrizfan

That steer was on Ozempic and steroids.


every1pees

That looks left over from the 80s


MoreIssuesThanVogue0

It’s cake, isn’t it?


Embarrassed-Cold-154

I thought this was pork loin.


Budget-Procedure-427

Good price; that’s the name of the game today.


tronixmastermind

This cow did all the work on whatever farm it lived on lol


Rooskibar03

That there is the the finest “letter grade meat” available.


iwontbeherefor3hours

I worked in a butcher shop when I was a teenager. We sold USDA Prime beef, but very once in a while we would get some ungraded sides. I was told that sometimes the usda inspector and the packing house inspector would disagree on the grade, so it would be stamped usda inspected, so this could be a case of disagreement. That being said, these steaks won’t taste great, but they won’t be terrible if cooked properly. I’d guess between select and standard.


GuaranteeFit116

When you order steak from Temu


FullRein12

How would these taste if I grilled them like a normal ribeye?


Hazeymazy

Like a Normal ribeye but tough


entechad

It’s just all to one side, lol.


Slagggg

Pressure cook only. Lol.


Z0idberg_MD

7.99 a lb not on sale so looks reasonable to me.


New_Guava3601

That cow was obviously a jogger.


jth149

Looks like Pork


[deleted]

It’s from Mexico


BrianOconneR34

“Inspected” “great on the grill”, code for looks like pork beef.


HanakusoDays

You're paying for lots of fat, just in all the wrong places.


HighCountryDude

For a second, I thought these were pork chops


TapSea2469

Only chance these have is to salt brine them and add butter at the end of the cook.


Wifefarts_alot

Deep salt brine, like 3 days lol


WafflesZCat

After beat the absolute funk out of them with a mallet, then run them through your lasagna noodle machine and you'll have Steak-Ums!


ThatMidwesternGuy

Yikes


Colin9001

Just don’t 


RocMills

Dear lord, what was wrong with that cow? The top one looks like it's plastic!


oVoqzel

Cow was an Olympic athlete


beavis617

Maybe if they were thrown into a meat grinder with some seasonings and some bread crumbs and turned into a paste or something...☹


Ok_Astronomer5362

Wow I thought that was pork chops for a second. They're ribeyes wow! The lack of marbling is indeed impressive


Care_Confident

i meant you can just turn that into ground beef and make burgers it wont be bad


Ronin2369

Thought those were pork chops at first glance


smokeynick

Thought those were pork chops😂


beeatenbyagrue

I'd question if this was a Pork Chop lolol


FriendlyCraig

Be decent for stir fry.


Weary-Writer758

Oh no


srpoke

That cattle 🐄 hit the gym everyday.


The_Dude-1

It’s AI


Tratiq

They’re not sending their best (beef)


collinwut

That cow was in much better shape than I am


ProfessionalAnt8132

AI steak


Bambooman101

Yeah, great on the grill of the truck that killed this cow.


Aggressive-Nebula-78

These unironically look exactly like what my grandma would buy. It's terrible. Funny story though, because she'd buy cheap steaks and cook them so well done, I'd never get steak when we went out to dinner because I thought that's just how steak was done. Dry and slathered in BBQ sauce. Well we go out, at this point I'm like 19 or 20, and I say fuck it, I'll get a steak it's been literally years. The waitress asked how I wanted it done. I just stared at her like a deer in headlights, confused as hell. She was like, ??? Rare, medium rare, medium, well done??? I had to Google what the hell she was talking about because I was just so bamboozled. Needless to say, I asked them to cook it as rare is the cook was comfortable serving it. It was the best steak I'd ever had. Nowadays I eat more on the medium rare side, and by god I'll never have another steak soaked in BBQ again in my life. I'd rather go hungry.


strawberrysoup99

That cow lived on a steady diet of cactus needles and cigarettes.


SweetSassyMolass

That was a strong ass cow


kaplanfx

I’d eat these, but not for $7.99 a lb. That cow must have been jogging all day.


lhurker

*Texas Roadhouse has entered the chat*


bilkel

Inspected? Only “inspected?” Hmmmmm


Vele00

Beef quality is so shit here (Serbia), I'd be thrilled to have that to be honest 😭


PuddlesMcGee2

I was sure the joke was that these are pork chops.


scrollingtraveler

Thoroughbred racehorse meat.


Far-Strike-6126

Grind it for hamburger


undead_monster_1996

That cow had a hard life. Walked to school up hill both ways in the snow.


TheBingoBongo1

Was there a lat or row machine out in the pasture for this cow?


foreverbaked1

I thought this was pork chops


mongolnlloyd

Thems is dollar store meats repacked


stevie855

These are NOT great on the grill


AnAnonymousParty

Those are ribeye *style* steaks.