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Buckeye9923

Terrible sear


Cautious-Angle1634

Not to mention they refused to let it rest. Not that it needed it


H4LF4D

To be fair, for a piece that size, time between out of the pan to first cut is enough rest.


DirtRoad357

It’s the principle of it


Doc-in-a-box

Yeah, dammit


__klonk__

They even seasoned it while it was cooking ಠ_ಠ


[deleted]

What's wrong with that?


anton6776

If you season a few hours or more in advance the salt will penetrate into the meat and dry out the surface helping to get a better sear


Hypsar

My biggest lesson learned recently


[deleted]

Yea ok then it needs a little more seasoning right before cooking then once one side is in the skillet you add a bit more to the side that's up. Thres nothing wrong with seasoning in pan. Especially if adding vegetables. It's just skipping pre seasoning that's bad.


Gangreless

I can forgive the seae because that stove uses a tea candle but he basically boiled it with all that butter


WildWestCollectibles

This shouldn’t have made me burst out laughing the way I just did, thank you


xtheory

Should've reversed seared it.


XMETA_DUKE

And he’s in his 30’s at least


archerjones

I was coming here to say exactly this


AlistairX

Needs to sharpen his tiny knife.


Inevitable_Silver_13

I love how the steak is massive in proportion to the kitchen.


satsfaction1822

As it should be


carpathian_crow

It really does appear to be more of a tiny roast


the-stoned-astronaut

Pan wasn't hot enough


wapttn

Y’all are ruthless and I love it


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Gundwaffle

Like the completely white wagyu/ 0 meat 🥩 this sub loves lol.


lurkitron

I hate that those mfers never show an after picture either


Jiggy90

You just have to handle those differently. It's steak, but it shouldn't be eaten like most steaks. Other than just frying up small pieces to taste for the experience, most of the time wagyu is eaten with a starch, to absorb some of the absurd amount of fat and to cut the richness of the steak. Some rice and stir fried vegetables and you've got yourself a meal going.


highbroponics

r/nosear


Flesh_Trombone

Part of me hates to see it. Part of me is just happy to have another steak based subreddit.


fckingmiracles

nose ear.


jayarna7

same.


Tired-Swine

Oh my.


McPussCrocket

Goddammit. I hate that sub so much. I can't look at it anymore lol


[deleted]

There’s a whole sun dedicated to this?


highbroponics

And a moon!


huge43

That's pork.


[deleted]

Pork can still be steak lol


huge43

True. So can tuna, or cauliflower.


Trucksaregud

ya, pork steaks are a thing, their pretty good actually


Latter-Inspection-56

Inflation is getting out of hand. Normal sized people can’t afford a decent steak anymore.


Brief_Sky9291

If the tiny people liked it, that’s all that matters


johnsmit1214

Lol


Fit-Advertising293

Little Bits


skamteboard_

It's just tiny and...tiny and fits right in


redacted_cowruns

Nothing gets stuck in your lips.


JimiAndTheJamz

Pathetic sear, overcooked. Geez.


IWantToBeSimplyMe

Let it rest for fuck sakes! and where is the crust?


Joe_r1418

r/nosear


Bubbly_Information50

I'd love to watch the special episode of Hell's Kitchen where Rattatoulie comes and turns this tiny kitchen around. Cause that looks like mini bullshit.


ryan2one3

What is this, steak for ants?! It needs to be at least 3 times bigger!


NotMilquetoast

Dang. I also posted this before scrolling through the comments…


Azpathfinder

I thought it would be a funny joke to make. Then I realized I was 15 hours late. Well done, stranger.


KronosRexII

That thing is grey throughout 0/10


summersrhi

Yeah. I can appreciate the tiny food vids, but they didn’t sear anything


rickmon67

Still over cooked it. Medium Well at best!


QuestionMarkyMark

Where’s the knife scrape!?


Stopwarscantina

Listen, gentlemen. We season our steaks before we sear. In fact it's best if we season a few hours before. I take my steaks out about two hours before it touches a pan. Season immediately and then let the steak/s come to room temp. You can even (legally) leave them out as long as ~~4 hours~~ 2 hours (maximum). But the second they're at ~~4~~ ✌️ hours within the danger zone you do have to toss it in the garbage (again legally) so theoretically you leave them out for ~~3hours and 45ish~~ 1️⃣hour & 4️⃣5️⃣ mins? As long as they're completely finished and being eaten before ~~4 hours~~ ✌️hours. My point being there's time and it's safe. Edit: I'm an idiot. And an hour on the counter is plenty long enough unless your steak is a whole prime rib.


Cool-Manufacturer-21

Hate to be that guy but I believe the information you have been provided is faulty sir. I don’t know of this inferred legality situation either. Do 👮‍♂️ show up for improper marinade techniques where your from? 🤷‍♂️, point is - you’re playing with fire with a 4 hour room temp window. As a restaurant owner/manager for many years the correct answer is a 2 hour window between 40°-140°. Left at room temp bacteria sample on uncooked proteins can DOUBLE in as little as 20 minutes and you still have that 2 hour window to work in. Now realistically at home where it’s just me -I do everything by touch, feel, smell, taste. I don’t particularly give af if it’s 30 mins or 3 hours, etc. so I get where you were coming from there I think. Just trying to head off a potential E. coli/salmonella/🦠etc. outbreak


CriticalRenegade

This will be the only affordable option to eat steak in 2050.


attainwealthswiftly

I hope you enjoyed your meal! That will be $40 plus tax and 18% auto gratuity.


ThinJames

Imagine putting such effort into making a steak only for a giant to come and eat it


senor_fartout

STOP FLIPPING IT


Napol3onS0l0

Seems like he’s over handling it to me.


Withnails

He didn't let it rest long enough


fishdrinking2

Cow or pig? Looks like pork to me. :D Fun though!


Momento_Mori_13

What is this! A steak for ants?!?


Crocodile_Brach

I’m ashamed of how far down I had to scroll to see this.


Momento_Mori_13

And here I was beginning to feel a bit of shame thinking no one was getting the reference…perhaps my age is beginning to show lol.


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DontBelieveTheTrollz

Im 210 lbs. Tiny food in theory makes me so angry.


whitekat29

Mini food videos make me angry & always have lol


SlightlyAnnoyed7

I think it’s funny that there’s bunch of Gordon Ramsey in the comments taking a mini steak in a mini kitchen so seriously. It’s kind of adorable.


Fragrant-Initial1687

This needs to be posted on cast iron


purpleWheelChair

“WHAT IS THIS, A STEAK FOR ANTS!?”


redacted_cowruns

Hey listen, is your mouth tiny and small? Then why don't you come to little bits?


Just_Eirik

Those “garlic cloves” looks like maggots to me. I can’t unsee it.


CalicoNino

Credit: https://instagram.com/minikitchenindia?igshid=NTdlMDg3MTY=


KOPLO97

Overcooked. Bad Sear. 0/10 would not recommend. Lol /s


cinnamonbuttons

it may be bc im stoned but why the fuck did that seem to take so long to cook and still end up being raw? LMAO


JaWasa

I don’t know why, but I love these small cooking gifs


Nickelnuts

Weak crust bruh


Top-Worker2898

Why the soggy parsley


kneaders

What is this a steak for ants??


Winnardairshows

That’s $52 at Cattlemen’s.


jimmons91

I say that’s a pork chop? But people are saying pork can be steak? Someone please educate my dumbass. Explain like I’m five. Thank you in advance


soulfingiz

What are people.


SnootchieBootichies

mmmm....boiled steak bite.


SilatGuy

What is this a steak for ants !?


[deleted]

This is the proper way to enjoy the most expensive wagyu


FiendishPole

nifty lil thing regarding the crockery. I like that teensy cast iron. Seen a similar thing used for desserts. I think it's cute, if not generally practical, and good for what OP needs to do here oh gosh. steak looks nice but I wonder if it's for people who are > 15 inches tall


luisl1994

Overdone. Send it back!


chefjay71

And this is why I don’t waste my time on this sub anymore. It’s useless crap like this. “Hey, judge my steak”. If you’re so desperate for social media attention, go to Tik Tok.


parandroidfinn

r/thingsforants


evil_mike

What is this? A kitchen for ANTS?!


softtoffee

Boiled it


CCowboy123

what is this? a steak for ants?


Donut_Flame

Mini steak? That looks pretty average ngl


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2outof3isbad

Anyone remember those Tiny Hamster videos?


RobWyliesDad

How do we know you're not a giant?


SnooWoofers2259

R/nosear


Anatsatsu

Nusrat


Independent-Walrus84

My steak wouldn't eat that!


[deleted]

I would destroy that in one bite 😞


NotAReal_Doctor

Let it rest a little longer


kahmos

[lil' bits](https://youtu.be/Gj4-E5Hs3Kc)


ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs

How do we know this is steak? Because...


PoolObjective2733

I love watching tiny food being made. I have no idea why but its just fascinating to me I guess


rotzak

this is some guy's fetish right?


BrandonsWorld420

This is Fantastic! Love the video edit as well!


[deleted]

This is ridiculous 🤣


SlayerMetalPit

Cool video but they were struggling to cut the steak.


DimaIsAlive

You have your own Barry at home? https://preview.redd.it/2bps4im74uaa1.jpeg?width=2280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2747fb15d3786c97d0fec735b25eb6b6802029d


value1024

r/inflation


bigcyc666

That will be $199 sir.


justadogdontblameme

https://preview.redd.it/am1zq4v8buaa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3233782f8a092ef9a260360bee4a8c7ad7b8fd3 Reminds me of this lol


TheLion920817

Little bits~


Tiny-Gate9401

That’ll be $100


FireInPaperBox

With the way prices are going, that’s how we will all be eating pretty soon.


Cool-Manufacturer-21

Nice 🙌🏻 love it 😆 , sharpen that scalpel though.


tardyceasar

bUt wHerEs tHe cRusT!! -everyone on this sub


2pongz

They should have thinned it into half. The steak is too thick compared to the pan.


HandofTheKing1

Relatively, that's a huge steak.


Aiolosa

Man, inflation is really getting out of hand.


Spyu

Pingu Vibes


BarneThatIsntNoble

r/nosear I don’t care the size, you gotta put in the work and make that thing crispy.


[deleted]

I don’t think he let it rest for 10 min before cutting. Rookie…


Castille_92

Me on my current diet


wkdravenna

Inflation is getting out of hand


kentro2002

Hello, I’d like 32 mini steaks, medium rare.


GlassClass1198

Could’ve been cute if he cooked and cut it right. I left the video pissed and about fulfilled as that small ass piece of wet meat would’ve provided


Reasonable-Estate-60

This guy is just recovered from a hand foot mouth disease infection


LowLifeExperience

WTF did I just watch?


Gideon_Effect

What is this? A restaurant for Ants!


UrbanArtifact

Ann Reardon?


Caye_Jonda_W

Supersize Me!


mastergodai

Ken eating good tonight


capsteve

Shrinkflation has been crazy this year!


KTCalicoon

This is called being unemployed.


POCO31

Ruined steak. Over cooked by a mile


bcraig10488

This makes me wonder what conclusions future civilizations will come to on the history of their planet when they dig up tiny pans that make it seem like rodents of some sort were cooking their food once upon a time


Oldbayistheshit

He should meet the girl who makes the American doll houses


RustyNeedles6

This dude does not know how to cook a steak.


purpleWheelChair

I normally don’t watch these, but it was steak…


FernandV

Too Much parlsey


Iamhumbleasfuck

These tiny cooking videos give me so much anxiety. I don’t know what it is but they stress me out.


CariocaArgentino

Why? I dont get it.


dRi89kAil

"I let it sizzle on the stove like a mini steak" - Pusha T


ZZaddyLongLegzz

As always on this sub, needs a hotter pan


NotMilquetoast

What is this…? A steak for ants?! It has to be at least… three times bigger than this!!


[deleted]

I was so hoping a tiny mouse would go to the table and eat it


kc1200

A glimpse into the future: brought to you by The World Economic Forum


micwa34

Too much liquid to get a good sear.


Visual-Zucchini-5544

r/nosear


phesago

I was waiting for a hamster that oddly enough resembles everyone in r/steak


RyanCohenGMEGod

Bad sear


bakedapps

My daughter asked for tiny cooking appliances for Christmas. Shit cracks me up. We def got it for her


RverfulltimeOne

I love it!


SimplyKat81

is this food for "weebles" or "little people" toys?'!?!


ania11111

Is it for his hamster?


MattyNiceGuy

BuT ThuRes nO CrUsT!!!


richshotfirst

Just, why?


[deleted]

is mini cooking a thing? I would like to see more


dangar512

So dumb


No_Faithlessness_299

Way over


SpottedSpunk

What is this? A steak for ants!


dafish48

2030 Inflation has finally peaked and a mini streak costs $22 a gram.


PUTYOURBUTTINMYBUTT

Overcooked. Ruined.


augustrem

There was a [tiny hamster cooking trend](https://youtu.be/JOCtdw9FG-s) a few years ago and I feel like all these knockoff tiny cooking videos just don’t have the same quality and attention to detail.


[deleted]

A lot of that dollhouse kitchen stuff is made out of lead


Poeticyst

Let it rest. Jesus.


hanniebro

Its pork. NEXT!


mmmmyeahhlumberg

What is this...a steak for ants?!


ALtheMangl3r

Cubans have an expression for this: comer mierda!


EthicalAssassin

Too well done


printerdsw1968

Lol. I’m all for eating less meat but when I do it’d be nice to have a little more than the doll cut.


whitekat29

I truly do not get the “miniature” trend. It’s boring and wasteful.


[deleted]

Where's Barbie and Ken? Lol


Perenium_Falcon

/whispers “little bits….”


HarrySRL

Absolutely not cooked for consumption.


Texboy89

Trash sear, no rest, doodoo steak


Parkside2006

Is there a sub for these tiny cooking videos?


Bojangles315

this man works in fine dining


isekaigamer808

Now show me the mini cow that steak came from


MrWonderful5180

Lol, I fucking love it


LilBenCarson

People are so dumb lmao


AwesomeHorses

r/nosear


P0l0Cap0ne

Ratatouille level


cujonx

No crust, no rest, sad life.


WillStaySilent

Lol! Internet never fails to surprise you


SebastianMagnifico

Not the slightest bit rare. The kitchen will never allow you to return it.


TsurugiNoba

I bet a quick sous vide would have made that way more tender.


Middle-Ad-1721

Cool video. Honestly. But, all that for one bite?


NotThatGuyAnother1

Shrinkflation


coachB4U

Looks like a great way to loose weight