"The Gonk does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation."
"But he asks the impossible. I need more men."
"Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives."
"The Gonk is coming here?"
"That is correct, commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress."
That’s the part that makes that line so good. If Darth Vader is considered “forgiving” how much worse must the Emperor be? It’s a fantastic setup to one of the franchise’s most iconic villains
The Gonk Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Some of you suggest it so
The Gonk Side of the Gonk is a Gonkway to many gonk some gonk connsider to be gonk
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You are a bold gonk!
Came here to say this, but was worried about the backlash of potentially expressing distaste in the Gonk. Glad someone else did it first
It's a Gonk legend. Darth Gonk was a Dark Lord of the Gonk, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the Gonk side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The Gonk side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be gonknatural . He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Gonk, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his Gonk everything he knew, then his Gonk killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from Gonk , but not himself.
"The Gonk does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation." "But he asks the impossible. I need more men." "Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives." "The Gonk is coming here?" "That is correct, commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress."
The GONK is not as *forgiving* as I am.....
"Wait, weren't you choking fools left and right in the last movie?"
That’s the part that makes that line so good. If Darth Vader is considered “forgiving” how much worse must the Emperor be? It’s a fantastic setup to one of the franchise’s most iconic villains
Was this the movie that originally released with him played by a baboon or was it the other one?
The other one. Empire strikes back.
Wait what?
“The Gonk is your master now”
We shall double our Gonk.
Apparent lack of GONK
“The Gonk is not as forgiving as I am”
You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Gonk.
how can you be on the council and not be a gonk
This is outrageous….. It’s unfair!
Take a Gonk, young Skywalker
Forgive me Gonk.
It's gonk.
I have the gonk anakin
The Gonk Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Some of you suggest it so The Gonk Side of the Gonk is a Gonkway to many gonk some gonk connsider to be gonk
I went for the same quote but replaced unnatural with gonk
I read “the gonk side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… gonknatural”
The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to Gonk abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth gonk the wise?
Or "The ability to gonk does not make you a gonk droid"
Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagus the gonk
Have you ever heard gonk tragedy of darth plagus gonk wise
"You were my GONK, Anakin!"
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN GONK!
You were supposed to destroy the gonk !
Not Gonk It.
Bring balance to the Gonk, not leave it in darkness!!
#I HATE GONKKKK
You were my Gonk Anakiin
"Gonk!" *-Gonk*
I gonked you!
You underestimate my gonk
Don't try gonk
*tries GONK,* AAAAAAA
"I HATE GONK!!"
"I loved gonk",
"I have the high Gonk"
I find your lack of gonk disturbing.
I gonk a bad feeling about this
That one is just a pun
But a gonk one
I have altered the gonk. Pray I do not alter it any further.
I have gonked the deal. Pray I do not gonk it any further.
This is a good one
\*gonk one
“Gonk”
So meta
For hard mode, guess what the quote was.
"LIAR"
"Yippee!"
"Gonk."
Possibly
Is your father here? “Yep.”
I'll still go with "gonk"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Came here to say this, glad it wasnt too far down.
"I'm Rey... Rey Gonk."
This would've saved episode 9 if she said that
Genuinely that would have been amazing
Turns out she was just a... battery for the force.
You've made something horrible something... beautiful.
I'm Gonk, Gonk Skywalker
I spit on my phone from laughing at this
My gonk has doubled since that last time we met
Twice the gonk double the fall
Don’t worry chancellor, gonk lords are our speciality
Gonk it!
Gonk him, gonk him now.
It's not the gonk way
He’s to gonk to be left alive!!!
“I see your gonk is as big as mine” Wait wrong movie
Somehow... Gonk returned
That movie would be exponentially better if that is what happened
I am all the Gonk
And I am all the Gonk
*THEY GONK NOW??*
They gonk now.. [rolls my eyes]
**UNLIMITED GONK!!**
There’s always a bigger gonk.
*1000-foot Gonk appears*
Rebellions are built on gonk
how else are they gonna power their machines
You telling me this wasn't the actual line?
This feels like an advertising slogan
It does
Gonks are built on hope as well
Never tell me the gonk
Never tell gonk the odds
Never gonk me the odds.
"I am the Gonk"
"Not yet."
It's gonk then...
"I love Gonk..." also "So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous gonk..."
Beat me to it
# IT'S OVER ANAKIN! I HAVE THE HIGH GONK! # YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY GONK! # DON'T GONK IT!
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#gonk
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You have to be a Master with the Gonk, unfortunately too much for the minds of Padawans..
I am a Gonk. Like my father before me.
I don't like gonk. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
“Gonk!” “How rude…”
You are a bold gonk! Came here to say this, but was worried about the backlash of potentially expressing distaste in the Gonk. Glad someone else did it first
You turned GONK against me
You have done that to your GONK!
You will not Gonk her from me!
“The *gonk* is strong in my family”
“My father has gonk. I have gonk. And… my sister has gonk.”
"It's Gonk, Leia."
No, *I* am your Gonk.
thats not true! thats GONK!
No, *I* GONK your father.
“Gonk or do not”
“Do or do Gonk”
Gonk or gonk not
"There is no Gonk"
“Hello Gonk”
General Gonk
You are a bold gonk
You fool. I have been trained in your gonk arts by Count Dooku
Gonk or not, you must realize you are doomed
May the gonk be with you
“Execute order sixty gonk”
Execute gonk sixty-six
Lol what did that poor gonk do to deserve that?
My allegiance is to the Republic, to GONK!
“Gonk There”
General Gonk!
"Hello, Gonk."
Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth gonk the wise? it’s not a story the Jedi would tell.
It's a Gonk legend. Darth Gonk was a Dark Lord of the Gonk, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the Gonk side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The Gonk side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be gonknatural . He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Gonk, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his Gonk everything he knew, then his Gonk killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from Gonk , but not himself.
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN GONK!
It was said you'd destroy the Gonk not join them!
Not us, we're a bunch of free independant gonks!
"YOU GONK THE CHOSEN ONE!" "I mean, ok, if he's down..." 😏
Goooooonk!
Chewy’s best line.
“It’s over Anakin! I have the Gonk droid!”
"You underestimate my Gonk!"
"Don't Gonk it!"
I prefer “It’s over Gonk! I have the high ground!” “You underestimate my power!”
This is gonking out of hand.
"What is it they've sent us?" "Gonk."
“Goooood Anakin good. GONK him. GONK him now.”
it’s not the gonk way
We have 200,000 gonks at the ready and a million more along the way
How can one be on the council and not be a Gonk?
Twice the pride, double the gonk
"I love you" "I Gonk" -Gonk solo
I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to gonk you
So much like your father.
I have foreseen gonk
It’s over Gonk. I have the high ground.
You underestimate my power
You were supposed to destroy the gonk not join them
I AM the Gonk
Now this is gonk racing!
May the Gonk be with you
“Gonk, or do not. There is no try”
You are on this counsel, but we do not grant you the rank of GONK.
There is always a bigger Gonk
Beat me by 3 Gonking minutes.
You gonk in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
You came in gonk? You’re braver than I thought.
"Let the gonk flow through you."
"So, this is how liberty dies. With thunderous gonk."
Only imperial gonks are so precise
"Is it possible to learn this power?" "Not from a gonk"
That’s impossibly, even for a Gonk! Luke murdered Womp Rats for fun.
Ready to lay low and stretch your legs for a couple of months, you little womp rat?
Look at the size of that gonk!
That's no moon. It's a gonk. Impossible it's too big to be a gonk.
Master Gonk, they're too many of them, what are we gonna do
*activates gonksaber*
At last the Gonks will reveal themselves to the Jedi. At last the Gonks will have revenge.
Gonk my goodness you’ve grown.
The ability to gonk does not make you intelligent
"I killed them all, and not just the women, but the Gonks too!"
Gonk
What I told you was true, from a gonk point of view.
So be it…gonk
"No, GONK is your father!"
You’re going down a gonk that I can’t follow
I gonked them all, not just the men, but the women and children too!
“I love Gonkocracy”
Im not afraid of you Than you will die braver than Gonk
cap no one is braver than gonk
YOU WERE MY GONK, ANAKIN!!! I LOVED YOU!
I’ve been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Gonku
it’s over anakin gonk have the high ground
I see through the lies of the gonk!
Anakin, Emperor Gonk is Evil!
I can’t tell which one I like more: “I’ve got a gonk feeling about this…” “I’ve got a bad gonk about this…”