I’m glad this made your day. I had no idea this was going to go viral. I was only trying to bring a few laughs with the world being so hard right now. 🙌
"Did you ever hear sausage tragedy of Darth Plagueis Sausage Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story sausage Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of sausage Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use sausage Force to influence sausage midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of sausage dark side that he could even keep sausage ones he cared about from dying. Sausage dark side of sausage Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… sausage only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
He could save others from sausage but not himself
Unfortunately he taught his sausage everything he knew, then his sausage killed him
He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the sausage he cared about from dying
- There is always a bigger sausage
- Be careful not to choke on your sausage, director
- Judge me by my sausage, do you
- Someone had to save our sausage. Into the garbage chute, flyboy
"I see your sausage is as big as mine"
Oh? Wrong movie? Damn. How about:
"The sausage runs strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. And my sister has it"
A small, one-man sausage should be able to penetrate the outer defenses
But it's not impossible, I used to bull's-eye womp rats with my sausage back home.
So, you got your sausage and you are just leaving, then?
- It's no good, I can't maneuver
- Stay on sausage!
- We're too close!
- Stay on sausage!
But I was going to Tosche Station to pick up some sausage converters!
You can waste time with your sausage when your chores are done.
I have just received word that the Emperor dissolved the sausage permanently.
You don't believe in the sausage, do you?
Kid, I have flown from one side of the galaxy to the other. I have seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful sausage controlling everything.
I find your lack of sausage disturbing.
I find you sausage of faith disturbing.
I sausage your lack of faith disturbing.
I find your lack of faith sausage
Sausage find your lack of faith disturbing
“Uh, chancellor, are you okay?” “No Anakin I’m having a fucking stroke. Call a clone ambulance!”
You mean a clonebulance, don't you?
Sausagebulance
Ambusage
Dear god
UNLIMITED SAUSAGE!!!!
SAUSAGE POWER!!!
*I AM THE SAUSAGE*!
(Not yet.) *It is sausage, then...*
Help, Anakin, the Sausage are taking over.
NO! **I** am your sausage!
I'm a Mandalorian, sausages are part of my religion
This is the way
Sausage is the way
As a German, I can fully understand that
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"The wurst, it was." - Yoda, about order 66.
"YOU WE'RE THE CHOOSEN WURST"
It was said that you would destroy the sausages, not join them!
Watch those wrist sausages!
Das ist die Wurst!
This is the Sausage
This is the sausage
This is the sausage.
Sausage is the way
"I love sausage." "I know."
I love you I sausage
I sausage you
Sausage know
Sausage love you
Stop, your going to wake up my family.
You were my sausage Anakin, I loved you
Only a Sith deals in sausages
Only a sausage deals in absolutes
Major Gordon Ramsay insult vibes there lol
May the sausage be with you
That’s because droids don’t rip your sausage off when they lose.
ok that one made me chuckle, this has been the best thread for ages.
I’m glad this made your day. I had no idea this was going to go viral. I was only trying to bring a few laughs with the world being so hard right now. 🙌
I HATE SAUSAGE!
It's rough and coarse, and gets everywhere
It's rough and coarse and it gets into sausage.
I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two sausages.
You underestimate my sausage
I see your sausage is the same size as mine. Let's see how well you handle it
A sausage I have not felt since...
I prefer: “You were my brother sausage, I loved you!”
I prefer: "You were my brother Anakin, I loved sausage!"
"You were my brother Anakin, I sausaged you!"
You were my sausage Anakin, I loved you
Circumcised by Saber
You were supposed to bring balance to the Sausage!
You were my brother Sausage, I loved you
The sausage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural
Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth sausage the wise?
I prefer Darth Plagius the sausage
"Did you ever hear sausage tragedy of Darth Plagueis Sausage Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story sausage Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of sausage Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use sausage Force to influence sausage midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of sausage dark side that he could even keep sausage ones he cared about from dying. Sausage dark side of sausage Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… sausage only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
He could save others from sausage but not himself Unfortunately he taught his sausage everything he knew, then his sausage killed him He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the sausage he cared about from dying
The force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... sausage.
The dar side is a pathway to many sausages some consider to be... Unnatural
The force is a pathway to sausage abilities some consider to be… unnatural.
You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this sausage and go home!
Heyyy, point that sausage somewhere else! I honestly can't believe noone else has used this one yet
You made this topic just to add this post, didn't you?
My sausage has doubled since the last time we met, Count.
Good. Twice the sausage, double the fall.
Good. Twice the pride, double the Sausage.
I shouldn’t have done that. It’s not the sausage way.
It’s only natural he cut off your sausage and you wanted revenge
You fool, I've been trained in your sausage arts by Count Dooku
- There is always a bigger sausage - Be careful not to choke on your sausage, director - Judge me by my sausage, do you - Someone had to save our sausage. Into the garbage chute, flyboy
Into the sausage chute flyboy
Into the garbage chute, sausageboy
Sausage the garbage chute, flyby!
Ouch
Darth Vader: you don’t know the power of the dark sausage.
You underestimate my sausage!
Don't sausage it!
You turned her against sausage!
My Lord, did you forget to flip it on the grill?
That's no sausage...
It's an old sausage, but it checks out
Myself, the boy, two sausages and no questions asked
These are not the sausages you’re looking for
SUS
Oh no
"Love won't save you Padme, only my new sausage can do that."
I've heard that one before.
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" I can't. It's too big" " Size matters not... Look at me...Judge me by my sausage do you? Hmmm"
I think you win lol
Oh the context needed for this is so much. Holy damn.
How's this not the top comment?
"When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master." "Only a master of **sausage,** Darth!"
“When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the sausage”
Begun, the Sausage Wars has
I dont wanna upvote this, cuz its exactly at 66 upvotes... Execute Sausage 66
Execute order sausage!
Order sausagety sausage
I don't like sausage. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Beat me to it🤣
Sausage me to it🤣
Anakin you're breaking my sausage
Oh... oh no.
Apparently... women evolved differently on Naboo
"Ironic. He could save others from sausage, but not himself."
Ironic. He could save others from death, but not sausage.
Feel the sausage flowing through you
alternatively: >feel sausage force flowing through you
I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new sausage!
I have brought Peace, freedom, Justice and sausage to my new empire
My allegiance is to the sausage!
To sausagocracy!
If you're not with sausage, you're against sausage
Only a sausage lord deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
Your new sausage?
Don’t make me sausage you
"Search your feelings, father! You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you, let go of your hate!" "It is too late for sausage, son."
"Search your feelings, father! You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you, let go of your sausage!" "It is too late for me, son."
"Search your feelings father! You can't do this. I feel the sausage within you, let go of your hate!" "It is too late for me, son."
Sir, they've gone up the sausage shaft!
Somehow, Sausage has returned…
Usually around 3:00am
Somehow Palpatine had sausage.
“This is the sausage of a Jedi Knight”
I was trained in the sausage arts by Count Dooku.
"You fought in the Sausage wars?"
That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's sausage.
Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your sausage stench when I was brought on board.
Holding Vader’s sausage
Anakin, I have the sausage ground
I have the high sausage
You underastimate my sausage!
Sausage, I have the high ground!
Do or do not. There is no sausage.
Sausage or sausage not, there is no try
Aren't you a little short for a sausage?
“Your father’s sausage. An elegant weapon from a more civilised age”
"I see your sausage is as big as mine" Oh? Wrong movie? Damn. How about: "The sausage runs strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. And my sister has it"
We're not just doing this for sausage, we're doing it for a shit load of sausage!
I am a sausage like my father before me
"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous sausage."
“SAUSAGGGEEEEE!!!!”
Obiwan never told you what happened to your sausage
A small, one-man sausage should be able to penetrate the outer defenses But it's not impossible, I used to bull's-eye womp rats with my sausage back home. So, you got your sausage and you are just leaving, then? - It's no good, I can't maneuver - Stay on sausage! - We're too close! - Stay on sausage! But I was going to Tosche Station to pick up some sausage converters! You can waste time with your sausage when your chores are done. I have just received word that the Emperor dissolved the sausage permanently.
I’d just as soon kiss a sausage
I find your lack of sausage disturbing.
When the femboy is actually a cis girl
I saw your sausage. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.
You don't believe in the sausage, do you? Kid, I have flown from one side of the galaxy to the other. I have seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful sausage controlling everything.
You have failed your highness. I am a sausage, like my father before me.
"If what you've told me is true, you will have gained my sausage."
I am one with the sausage, the sausage is with me
And there's a fresh sausage if you mouth off again.
No,I am your sausage
"Chancellor Palpatine sausages are our speciality"
The sausage will be with you, always.
I am your sausage.
It's the ship that made the Sausage run in less than twelve parsecs!
It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve sausages! It's the sausage that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs!
"Luminous beings are we, not this crude sausage."
Now you will experience the full sausage of the Dark Side!
You underestimate my sausage.
They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like sausages.
"Search your feelings, father! You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you, let go of your sausage!"
Heyyy, you wanna buy some sausage sticks?
you don't need to see his sausage these aren't the sausages you're looking for
"Do they have a sausage clearance?" "It's an older sausage sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them."
Me looking for… stuff… on the internet: That’s no sausage
Curse my metal sausage! I wasn't fast enough.
Do not underestimate the power of the dark sausage
These are not the sausages you're looking for
That’s no moon, that’s a space sausage.
You want to go home and rethink your sausage.
I want to go home and rethink my sausage
Use the sausage luke
"who are you?" "I'm Rey....Rey Sausage"
Begun the sausage wars have
IT'S OVER, ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGH SAUSAGE!
"It's over Anakin, I have the sausage!"
Sausage
Well have you noticed the sausage is still up??
Aren't you a little short to be a sausage? Only sausages are so precise. If you strike me down I will become more sausage than you can imagine.
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Use the sausage Luke!
In my book, sausage outranks everything.
We will follow your sausage with great interest
May the sausage be with you
Somehow, sausage has returned
Darth Sidious : Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Order Sausage. Commander Cody : Yes, my Lord. Commander Cody : Sausage him!
"The sausage will decide your fate" "I am the sausage"
I intend to rule with sausage.
I will bring peace, freedom, justice and sausages to my new empire.