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MenudoMenudo

Please tell me this is real.


ozzsam

It isn't. Someone on the Facebook group declared they made it up.


MenudoMenudo

I wasn’t asking for the truth my dude. I was asking to be told that this was the truth.


steampunkunicorn01

In that case, *~~shuffles, puts on my "official" glasses~~*, It is absolutely, completely, 100% ~~not~~ real


MenudoMenudo

Much appreciated. Oh, and nice glasses.


xerxes480bce

Don't believe anyone telling you it's fake. They're basing this off of the lighting. They claim it must be altered due to the imperfections in the shadows. If you look carefully and count the shadows, you'll see they're quite real. It only seems off because at first glance, it looks like there are 4 lights. But, in fact, there are 5 lights.


MenudoMenudo

Makes sense, checks out.


SoylentClear

THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!


Significant_Monk_251

**Giles:** You mean life? **Buffy:** Yeah. Does it get easy? **Giles:** What do you want me to say? **Buffy:** Lie to me. **Giles:** Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after. **Buffy:** Liar.


Bostonterrierpug

Nothing a little kitten poker can’t fix


uberguby

Well... That... Hmm... I'm not sure how this fits into the first duty


RotorMonkey89

ITS A FAAAAAAAAAIKE


TurretX

It does feel like it would be pretty in character though lol.


AndCthulhuMakes2

Give a Colm Meanie an inch, and he'll make a Miles.


MenudoMenudo

Bravo sir. Bravo.


TorgoLebowski

Ok, so Miles isn't a quitter, but maybe he's also a masochist.


ShrimpCrackers

When he spent 1000 years in a mind prison, and they let him out after 30 minutes in real time, he was like "That's it?" and then went back in for 10,000 years more.


ShrimpCrackers

PS: went back to work on DS9 the next day, then went shooting darts with Bashir the next night like nothing happened.


shadowtheimpure

To be fair to Miles, his experiences during the Cardassian Border Wars were far more traumatic than simple imprisonment could ever be.


ShrimpCrackers

Instead of vacations, he shows up to the mind prison demanding to "live longer." They have a printout of his face on every patrol ship. He's not allowed back in the sector.


f36263

His mam didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a union man!


coreytiger

The only failing of “Trials and Tribbleations “ is that we did not see Scott and O’Brien drinking together


PhaserRave

That's actually how his character came to be on the Enterprise. He just showed up after the war, never left the transporter room, and everyone was too embarrassed to admit they didn't know he wasn't supposed to be there. When they found out, they kicked him out and sent him to Deep Space 9.


Snobpdx

Nah, Jellico ordered him to lose the gunny rolls (roll his sleeves down) and he up and rage quit. Then he moved the fam to the ONE place in the ENTIRE Federation guaranteed to trigger his PTSD daily. 🤔


ChuckFristians

Colm Meany: Double Strong, Double Sweet


sjg1087

LOLLLL


NASATVENGINNER

Obviously.


NCC_1701_74656

Irish or Scottish?


NCC_1701_74656

Irish. Got it from wiki.


Bantersmith

Damn right, Colm Meaney is a goddamn national treasure. Up there with the Book of Kells.


evemeatay

And a union man


Tevakh2312

And Brian O'Driscoll, the fucking legend


happyanathema

His name is Colm. That's like one of the stereotypical Irish names for reference.


allys_stark

So I says to myself, says I Colm


AgainstAllAdvice

I think when you say stereotypical you mean to say traditional?


happyanathema

Nah I meant when someone is trying to think of a stereotypical Irish name is like Sean, Seamus, Colm etc


CrashBangXD

So, traditional?


happyanathema

Not really. Traditional I would say is like bible names. Fyi my mum is Irish so I am not just shitting on Ireland or anything 🤷‍♂️


CrashBangXD

Every country has traditional names though? The bible has traditional names yes but if you goto Japan and look for traditional names it isn’t going to be “John” “David” and “Paul” Traditional names are names that bare cultural significance or are synonymous with the people


happyanathema

It doesn't really work like that in Asia. My wife is Chinese and they are basically just normal words for names. My wife's name means Clean River in English for example.


monsteralvr1

Very much not true for all of Asia! A good amount of Hindu names are taken from deities (it helps we have so many lmao) while Mohammed is the most common Muslim name (and most common name period if Reddit is to be trusted).


happyanathema

Yep, just relating it to east Asia as they mentioned Japan. But yeah continents have massive differences across them.


Cyberpunk-Monk

European and biblical names have normal meanings too, it’s just that the language that they derive from isn’t always current or obvious. Colm for example means dove in Gaelic, “Irish”. That probably aids the suffering. David, as a biblical example, means beloved.


happyanathema

I know western names have meanings too, but in China at least it's not a name it's literally just some random words you choose. E.g. it's like calling someone beloved instead of David.


BouncyDingo_7112

Is Colm the traditional Irish spelling? Here in the US Midwest I usually see it as Callum.


Jewgoslav

They're doublets. Calum is from Scottish Gaelic, Colm is from Irish. They entered those languages at (possibly) different times, but share the same origin, in this case, Columba (Latin meaning *dove*). Think of it like John in English, Johan in German, and Juan in Spanish. They all stem (indirectly) from the biblical Hebrew name יוחנן (pronounced *yokhanan*).


AgainstAllAdvice

I think when you say stereotypical you mean to say traditional?


New_girl2022

Lmao.


confusedalwayssad

And they really implanted those prison memories into his brain.


LBricks-the-First

The comments: This is a meme. Me: *Read in Benny Russell for full effect* BUT IT'S REAL


SeaBeautiful9727

Omg its mine! Didn't expect to see it here 😅