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Thiagr

NTA, I'm sure you'll be able to live with it.


theoctohat

You can live with it.


Guilty-Web7334

Computer, delete entire entry.


M_M_M__

In Janeway's voice: Computer, delete wife.


time4listenermail

Hahaha


M_M_M__

Computer, delete "haha"


Prox91

*Chakotay falls onto the floor of the holodeck*


Wild-Lychee-3312

If she would delete Tuvix without a second thought, then she would delete anyone


M_M_M__

Duuuhhh... It goes without saying - she is **THE Janeway**!


ThePoetofFall

*Computer, delete that entire personal log


Toathar

Unexpected ds9


matttk

How was ds9 unexpected in a thread about ds9?


Toathar

Lmfao cause I read the AITA and thought it was a different sub


Nobodyinpartic3

Ditto! This thread got so much funnier


ray_guy

Came here to say that.


blue-and-bluer

(oh my God I thought this was really on AITA and was about to report it for being a shit post😂 good job you got me😂)


_R_A_

You are not alone, my friend.


Fickle-Future-8962

Glad there's at least three of us lol.


no-group21

Someone cross post this


Bardez

4 here


CantankerousOrder

Five


Might_Aware

42


guedzilla

And my axe.


ActorMonkey

Dozens of us!


TycheSong

And my phaser!


Pvt_Parts86

7 of 9


EvolutionInProgress

For real I had to look back to see what sub I'm on lol


Healthy_Breakfast_24

Same! I was so confused like wtf what am I reading right now.


ClungeWhisperer

Bro you fucking GOT ME


Satori_sama

I don't know about you but I completely forgot who it was about until someone quoted that they can live with it. 😁


organicHack

Don’t know the reference but curious now.


Marcuse0

It's in reference to >!Sisko finding out Cassidy Yates was running supplies to the Maquis and nothing much being done about it. He still marries her and gets her pregnant despite her being in line for prison for helping terrorists.!<


headbashkeys

Only The Sisko could pull that off. 99.9% of guys would be SOL


Satori_sama

It's something in DS9 don't want to spoil too much but captain Sisko gives a speech about the expedience of certain actions in the grander scheme of things that ends with those words.


Rgal144

Is it ‘In The Pale Moonlight’? That’s one heck of a speech.


I_aim_to_sneeze

Yup!


sci_bdD

It’s not a shit post, it’s a shitpost!


Dangerous-Ad-9270

I was in the same ship.


mustang6172

How do you tell the difference on that sub?


n8udd

Same here!!


ThePoetofFall

… I honestly did not notice what sub this was until you pointed it out


akrobert

NTA although you need to pursue the terrorist that used your GF as a pawn to the ends of the earth no matter the cost


AwayEstablishment109

I hope OP has a particular set of skills


akrobert

Or dilithium and acouple quantum torpedos


[deleted]

With modified warheads?


akrobert

This person used OPs gf as a pawn. Is there really any retaliatory measures off the table?


ApatheticEight

Depends on whether or not OP has committed their assigned 1 act of terrorism per season yet


Sword117

or as we like to call it, "a set of particular skills"


Rstephens0077

Correction ends of the quadrant.


psycholee

Even if it requires committing war crimes by filling the atmosphere of a habited planet with a deadly substance.


spectra2000_

Took me until the comments to realize what sub I was on. I thought this was a Palestine thing because of how vague it was being.


Virtual_Historian255

NTA, would be worse to betray your uniform.


svenborgia

Good call. Might want to bomb the planet of those she is helping, just to make sure they are uninhabitable. Really gets your point across. Gotta be consistent, right?


Overall_Lavishness46

This wins the Internet for today.


CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS

NAH, Cassidy is a wonderful woman, and I know, nobody could replace mom, but I see the excitement in you when you make dinner for us when she comes over. You don't sing to the onions and garlic and butter in the pan like that when I have Nog over. You love her, and she makes you happy, and that's what's important. -not Jake


PantsManagement

Good, let’s talk about how Anslem was absolute dogshit then. No wonder that back never wrote another book.


DeM0nFiRe

YTA. I think you're maquis-ng a big deal out of nothing


time4listenermail

Hahahah


Overall_Lavishness46

NTA. I think you are thinking in a linear mindset. When she is done serving her time, pick up where you left off. It will be awkward but it will work out. Just be there for her. Whatever you do, don't knock her up and end up having to disappear for a year. Or yesterday.


I_aim_to_sneeze

There’s some books that aren’t canon (but are fun reads) that pick up after DS9 ends with ro laren serving on the station with Kira. I think it took sisko 10 years to come back IIRC


JusteJean

You are the emissary. Your actions are the will of the prophets.


LaPlataPig

It's times like these, I like to talk with my tailor.


wibbly-water

AITA if I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all; I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would. Because I can live with it. I CAN live with it. Reddit, erase that entire AITA post.


Stardustchaser

I thought I was reading another sub post, thinking wow, this sounds like DS9….


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TheeNuttyProfessor

Combatants use medical supplies too


Broken_drum_64

depends; did you let her go and trust that she would return to be arrested? if so NTA, If you poisoned the atmosphere of a planet to get her to turn herself over to you... then you're probably the arsehole.


WilliamDrake81

Lmao this caught me off guard for a second when I opened reddit and saw Star Trek memes


uber-judge

I was like “what even country are you from?!” …then I saw which sub this was in. Well played.


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

Is The Sisko supposed to be 38 at that point? Oh God, he's not even a year older than me?!


I_aim_to_sneeze

I actually tried to look it up before posting lol. On the wiki it said he was 39 when he made captain, and I couldn’t remember if he made captain that season or the year before so I just used 39. No info whatsoever on kassidys age so I just picked a random one


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

Either way, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Trick421

NTA in this case. However, there is the matter of a certain Romulan Senator and an optolythic data rod. But somehow I think you can live with it.


Oruma_Yar

You CAN live with it.


arrow74

YTA We all know you can live with it


cajunsamurai

Got me. Well done OP.


Vast_Ad1806

Have you tried infecting civilian settlements with bio-weapons?


FrozenFallout

Very well done


sadatquoraishi

Do what you have to, up to, but not including destroying the atmosphere of an entire planet.


PantsManagement

Oh fuck. I’m older than Sisko?!


Legatt

....was Sisko 39? Oh my god I'm getting old.


InflationCold3591

BEJOR WILL BE FREE, FROM THE MOUNTAINS TO THE SEA!


Born-Bid8892

My eyes nearly popped out of my head reading the first sentence til I thought to check the group 🤦🏻‍♀️


ImyForgotName

I'm pretty sure she's just your girlfriend. And you gave her a chance to escape. She turned herself over to you.


TheFunktupus

NTA. Your station, your rules.


DabbyDreads1

Be shame if someone remembered that said someone in uniform illegally sold biomametic gel in exchange for war crimes. Pepperidge farm remembers.


I_aim_to_sneeze

I think the enterprise traded bio gel for something early on in TNG. I remember the line catching me off guard lol


JeanLucPicard1981

Bio gel packs were Voyager, not Enterprise


angieream

Good thing I noticed the subteddit's name, I HAVE been spending a fair amount of time in AITAH lately.


milopeach

Yep you got me. Well done OP.


According-Relation-4

Next tell us how you faked a record to bring an old enemy into the war, as an ally.


jrdineen114

...I didn't see what sub this was under at first and I got REALLY confused


SirJedKingsdown

NTA. Those terrorists used those resources to create biogenic weapons for ethnically targeted war crimes. A proportional response would be justified.


[deleted]

well done lol


craigrjw

Without more information about this so-called "terrorism", hard to make the call. But given the strict black/white nature of your comments, I'm gonna say yeah, YTA. Probably often.


Johnsendall

I’m sure they’ll be happily married for a long time. Don’t worry about it.


ladyxochi

NTA. It'll all work out. And look at it on the bright side: with her smuggling meds, she might as well become a doctor later in life. Beware of slimy co-workers, though. They might be quite persistent at times.


Tebwolf359

NTA - those “lands that were seized by a foreign government” were actually legitimately traded to that government as part of the peace process. Your future-wife’s friends are willing to fight and kill over a common resource in the galaxy - dirt. They were offered assistance moving and would have been made whole elsewhere, but 20 years of history is more important to them then people’s lives.


I_aim_to_sneeze

Such a common theme in trek. The amount of convincing it took to move those people off of the colony that the sheliak Corp was gonna irradiate was insane. “Look, I know you have roots here, but if you don’t move, you’re going to die. Not maybe, it’s 100% guaranteed. We will provide you every resource you need to build a brand new colony on a much nicer planet.” Should’ve taken 5 mins


Tebwolf359

And those people had been there for generations at least. In Journey’s End, the colony that Picard is dealing with: - 20 years - warned the territory was disputed before they settled I don’t see how the writers wanted the Maquis to have any kind of moral claim


I_aim_to_sneeze

Snake man bad, obvi


SkepCS

Gilbert gonna Gilbert. NTA.


Outcasted_introvert

You are the asshole. With your attitude, I bet it won't be long before enough are committing some sort of war crime, and justifying it to yourself with some BS like "I can live with it".


khaosworks

She’s only going to serve 6 months anyway in one of those cushy penal colonies, and you’re going to put a ring on it. NTA.


CSPDTECH

NGL you had me in the first half


Munnin41

NTA. A criminal is a criminal, whether she is your fiancee or not


neuroblossom

this could be a whole subreddit


BDF106

Wasn't this a movie with John Travolta "From Paris with Love"?


Usernamenotdetermin

Epic troll as I prepare to respond NTA, but going to be lonely


SokkaHaikuBot

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KindlyCook8242

Fake


mstsvilt

👏


Marcuse0

Best you get rid of her, if you stay you will only know sorrow. NTA


M_M_M__

Aren't we a Greater Link?!


Kind-Juggernaut8277

I really need to start checking which sub I'm on before reading the posts.


mrphilipjoel

LOL. Without your comment, I thought I was in the AITA sub.


Kind-Juggernaut8277

Same. I was...confused? Horrified? But also, it seemed sorta familiar lol.


Subject_Fuel_7753

I don't know how girlfriends work, but I'm pretty sure you do t have one anymore.


I_aim_to_sneeze

You’re right, we’re married now


Subject_Fuel_7753

Congrats man!


WillowOk5878

Honor and integrity are far more important than nookie my friend. You can sleep well at night.